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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jul 24, 2014 23:51:15 GMT -5
"You take your best shot! Take it Foley! (Funk starts slapping Mick) Take it! Take It! Take It! Take It! Take your best shot! Is that the best you got? Come on Foley! Take It! (Mick walks away) Hey Foley, if I had a head like yours, I’d have it circumcised. Mick Foley: What’d you say? Terry Funk: I said if I had a head like yours I’d have it circumcised. (Mick walks away again) Hey Foley, hey Foley your wife’s a whore! Hey Foley! Hey Foley! Your kids are bastards. Come on Foley. Hey Foley! Hey Foley! The WWE sucks. (they start fighting)"
"Abdullah I hate your ever loving guts, you're a piece of shit as far as I'm concerned but I hate that fat son of a bitch more than I hate you."
After Dusty spits on him at a MLW show, "you piece of dog shit, you puke, you son of a bitch, you egg sucking dog!" Crowd chants Egg Sucking Dog.
"Let me talk to the Puerto Ricans I know a foreign language, oink oink oink oink, you yellow pigs!"
"This is my horse's tail, I had to put him down yesterday, my wife bought me that horse after you stabbed my eye Lawler...you baby banger"
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jul 25, 2014 4:29:28 GMT -5
'Foley, I know why you did that to me... why, why, Mick, why did you do that to me?'
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jul 25, 2014 8:37:02 GMT -5
During Cactus Jack, anti hardcore era, there was a match where he didn't want to fight anymore so he told Fonzie to count him out, just as he's counting 7, Funk goes: "You keep doing that and I'll knock your limp dick out."
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Post by 67 more on Jul 25, 2014 9:12:40 GMT -5
Woman, that was no jackass, that was Ric Flair!
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jul 25, 2014 11:46:28 GMT -5
"Bob Armstrong you're a coward! Oh yeah that's not gonna gonna work because everyone knows that western Georgians don't have a spine. Bob Armstrong your wife is a whore! Right Western Georgians don't care about their wives. Bob Armstrong your kids are bastards! Oh no, western Georgians do not care about their family....I got it I know how to insult Bob Armstrong now! Armstrong! Your mistress is a whore!"
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Jul 25, 2014 12:05:30 GMT -5
I remember the first time I saw Beyond The Mat there's a title card and voiceover saying "And now Terry Funk, with a message for women." and I was just expecting this sexist barrage, but turns out it was just Funk in his smiley "Uncle Terry" mode doing a commercial for a local car dealership. But the line "And now Terry Funk, with a message for women." and Funk's history of crazy promos had me bracing for impact.
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Post by willyjakes on Jul 25, 2014 13:35:50 GMT -5
hard to believe Funk has wrestled as recently as last November
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jul 25, 2014 13:40:18 GMT -5
To Tommy Dreamer at ECW for choosing Jake Roberts as a partner instead of him. "You broke my heart! you came crawling and crying to the double cross ranch. You said "My daddy's a junkie, my mom is a whore, I need someone that loves me, I need someone to look up to" I pick you up from the ground and said, "I'll be your daddy son" I oughta slap you! Just like I would slap my daughters! Just like I would slap my wife! Just like I would slap any member of my family!"
At Joey Styles. "FUNK U ASSHOLE!"
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Post by Gremlin on Jul 25, 2014 17:43:54 GMT -5
"Egg sucking dog" is my go-to insult.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2014 17:51:33 GMT -5
The Funker is old as hell but I'd love to see him get one more Rumble cameo
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Post by MrElijah on Jul 25, 2014 19:50:34 GMT -5
Christ! Here I thought Erine Ladd was was the King of insenitive promos.
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Post by Vampiro138 on Jul 25, 2014 19:56:00 GMT -5
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Jul 25, 2014 20:17:19 GMT -5
I remember hearing an interview with Terry Funk from a couple years back where he kept comparing cancer to white pickup trucks (seems like everybody's driving them) for the entire thing.
And as for it being crazy that Terry Funk has wrestled recently, DORY WAS HIS TAG TEAM PARTNER! The Funks are f***ing insane. Awesome but insane.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jul 25, 2014 20:41:22 GMT -5
Banana nose flair This is not a promo per se but in a shoot interview he was talking about lighting up a chair in a match in japan, iwa I think, so that he could hit Cactus Jack, the promoter ran to the ring and started to scream in engrish "No fire, Cocksucka No fire." Then after the match the promoter starts bitchslapping the referee. It was fun to hear Funk imitate the Japanese accent.
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Post by Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite on Jul 25, 2014 21:18:15 GMT -5
The Funker is old as hell but I'd love to see him get one more Rumble cameo At 70 years old he would have to WIN any battle royal he was booked in, a bump over the top ropes would probably kill him
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Post by SeVeN: #TheBadGuy. on Jul 27, 2014 8:55:14 GMT -5
The Funker is old as hell but I'd love to see him get one more Rumble cameo At 70 years old he would have to WIN any battle royal he was booked in, a bump over the top ropes would probably kill him Hes held together by magnets and duct tape, they could just piece him back together for 1000th time.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 27, 2014 10:12:13 GMT -5
"Egg sucking dog" is my go-to insult. Egg-suckin' dog and Terry Funk go together like peanut butter and jelly. You really can't separate the two. Dusty Rhodes is the bread that makes it go together.
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Post by Jimichiro Likes Erick Rowan on Jul 27, 2014 10:58:14 GMT -5
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jul 27, 2014 14:25:15 GMT -5
"Egg sucking dog" is my go-to insult. Egg-suckin' dog and Terry Funk go together like peanut butter and jelly. You really can't separate the two. Dusty Rhodes is the bread that makes it go together. Terry Funk takes kayfabe further than that even today if he and Dusty are seen in public he'll challenge him to a fight. One time at an airport Terry followed Dusty around yelling pig or something, when Dusty turned around Terry hid.
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Post by Gremlin on Jul 29, 2014 19:53:31 GMT -5
Moonsaulting like some brash young punk A slugger was old Terry Funk Branding iron, burn and scald ya and he'll Spinning Toe Hold ya FOREVER meant best, you'd a-thunk
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