Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Jul 25, 2014 10:09:12 GMT -5
"So Luke Skywalker, you thought you were going to win the hand of the fair Princess Leia? Well I'm afraid I've got some bad news..."
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Jul 25, 2014 10:13:43 GMT -5
"Jack Dawson, you won a ticket to enjoy a cruise on the Titanic and now you've won the beautiful Rose's heart. WELL I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS!"
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Post by The Tank on Jul 25, 2014 10:15:23 GMT -5
Mister Anderson, you've defeated that Smith fellow and rescued Morpheus, and everything looks like it may be smooth sailing from here.
BUT I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS!!!!
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Heartbreaker
King Koopa
Is actually Bindi Irwin
RIP Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™ (2022 - 2022)
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Post by Heartbreaker on Jul 25, 2014 10:26:32 GMT -5
"Mr. Allen, you have a reservation at Dorsia but I'm afraid I've got some bad news..."
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Jul 25, 2014 10:28:02 GMT -5
"Mrs. McCallister, you and your family have arrived in Paris to enjoy a nice vacation... BUT I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS!"
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2014 10:34:55 GMT -5
Krakow Ghetto. 1939.
"I'm sorry Herr Direktor, but I'm afraid I've got some BAD NEWS!"
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Post by Ron Woodsman aka Shempaholic on Jul 25, 2014 10:36:01 GMT -5
- "Hello movie-goers! As you are here waiting for the start of Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls, I assume you saw the first movie and enjoyed it. You probably expect the sequel to to be just as entertaining as the original. WELL I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS!"
- "Well, Marty McFly, you've just returned from the future after securing the fate of your future children. Now you've back in good old 1985 and will live happily ever after. WELL I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS!"
- "Well, Mr. Griswold, you've finally arrived at Wally World after an excruciating journey across the country. You are at least partially responsible for the death of an old woman and her dog. How you haven't managed to accidentally or intentionally kill yourself and your entire family is beyond my comprehension. Yet after all that, you persevered and have arrived at your destination. BUT, as the moose out front will soon reiterate, I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS."
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
Posts: 28,891
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Post by Sephiroth on Jul 25, 2014 12:33:40 GMT -5
Congrats horny teenagers you killed Jason Voorhees and can Rajput you loose coital relations without a care in the world! But I'm afraid I've got some bad news..,
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Famous Rocking Chimes
Dennis Stamp
Made Famous
My general reaction to WWE right now
Posts: 4,498
Member is Online
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Post by Famous Rocking Chimes on Jul 25, 2014 13:02:23 GMT -5
So Mr. Kent, you successfully stopped General Zod, secured the love of one Amy Adams and now have a franchise in place to star in your own sequel that will further develop your particular side of the DC Universe without worrying about being overshadowed at all.
WELL I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS!
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2014 13:08:28 GMT -5
You're expecting to see a friendly exhibition bout between Apollo Creed and Ivan Drago, well I'm afraid that I've got some bad news.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2014 13:08:53 GMT -5
"Carl, you and your wife are really looking forward to that trip to Paradise Falls... WELL I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS!"
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4real
Wade Wilson
Posts: 27,644
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Post by 4real on Jul 25, 2014 13:50:54 GMT -5
Detective David Mills the psycho you've been trying to catch just handed himself in so the case is solved.....BUT I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWWWS!
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JoDaNa1281
Crow T. Robot
Jackie Daytona, Regular Human Bartender. #BLM
Posts: 40,126
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Jul 25, 2014 14:04:16 GMT -5
"Hello Star Wars fans young & old, I can't imagine how excited you are to see The Phantom Menace or how long you waited outside to see it, because you think it's gonna be great...WELL I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS!"
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Post by No Name is needed Bro Beans on Jul 25, 2014 14:15:57 GMT -5
Teens who thought you were gonna have a fun sex filled weekend at Camp Crystal Lake Im afraid I've got some Bad News
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2014 14:33:46 GMT -5
You thought that you would be able to pause it on this part, well I'm afraid that I've got some bad news!  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2014 14:46:54 GMT -5
If you thought Christian Bale was going to play Batman in the new Superman movie I'm afraid I've got some bad news
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
Posts: 31,943
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Post by Perd on Jul 25, 2014 14:49:02 GMT -5
Marcellus Wallace, you think being a powerful crime boss makes you untouchable... BUT I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS!
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Post by burdette25159 on Jul 25, 2014 17:57:36 GMT -5
Congratulations 007 on getting married, BUT I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS MR. BOND!
Hey Soo Yung, you think you're going to school, BUT I'M AFRAID I GOT SOME BAD NEWS!
I apologize in advance for the next one:
Welcome aboard flight 207, I hope you enjoy your flight from Los Angles to Chicago, BUT I'M AFRAID I GOT SOME BAD NEWS!
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H-Virus
Hank Scorpio
A Real Contagious Experience
Posts: 5,961
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Post by H-Virus on Jul 25, 2014 18:18:56 GMT -5
"Miss, what did the co-pilot have for dinner?"
"He had fish."
"Well then I'm afraid I've got some BAD NEWS!!"
You know, this joke is getting kind of old, considering it's the exact same punchline every time just with a different set-up.
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Post by James Fabiano on Jul 26, 2014 9:08:33 GMT -5
If you thought Christian Bale was going to play Batman in the new Superman movie I'm afraid I've got some bad news The bad news is you wasted your money on Bale Batman-to-English dictionaries. |
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