Lancers
El Dandy
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Post by Lancers on Jul 25, 2014 21:43:20 GMT -5
I don't know what a carport is, but it sounds cool Its not. Its basically a parking spot with something on top you park under which is important in arizona summers. Think table with long legs.
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Post by rowdy426 on Jul 25, 2014 21:48:59 GMT -5
Or like an open garage?
Edit - Rather than double post, I figured I'd add this thought...
I want all these different stories to come out while he's away:
Daniel Bryan stopped a home burglary with a broken neck...
Daniel Bryan rescued a cat from a tree by sawing the tree down with YES kicks...
Daniel Bryan impregnated Brie with one German suplex... Fully clothed.
Just these increasingly ridiculous, masculine stories to build the myth of the man Daniel Bryan. That way, when he's back, he can build up his manliness meter.
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Jul 25, 2014 21:54:45 GMT -5
I suppose I could've just said this but I tend to overexplain stuff.
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2014 21:55:28 GMT -5
I'm disappointed that he wasn't like "Hey Robber! You have until five to get the hell out of here!"
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Y2M
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Y2M on Jul 25, 2014 21:59:01 GMT -5
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Jul 25, 2014 21:59:39 GMT -5
I'm just picturing Bryan smiling at the guy and going, "Oh, man...did you ever pick the wrong house..." before chasing him down on foot and choking him out.
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phen0m2112
Trap-Jaw
Advocating for the Devil since 1968.
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Post by phen0m2112 on Jul 25, 2014 22:12:23 GMT -5
I wonder if Brie cranked "Flight of the Valkyries" on the car stereo as D-Bry started the chase? Would've been 50 shades of awesome right there.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2014 22:14:07 GMT -5
"Maybe Triple H arranged this whole thing!"
Even in relaxed non-kayfabe police reports D-Bry is still sticking it to Triple H.
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SEAN CARLESS
Hank Scorpio
More of a B+ player, actually
I'm Necessary Evil.
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Post by SEAN CARLESS on Jul 25, 2014 22:14:28 GMT -5
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nonrev
Don Corleone
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Post by nonrev on Jul 25, 2014 22:16:05 GMT -5
I'd love to see a video of the take down Tune into Total Divas/Cops! This fall on E/Spyke!
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jul 25, 2014 22:20:58 GMT -5
I wonder if the thieves did recon before they entered,"Oh famous wrestler, this is gonna be easy." They enter and didn't realice that Bryan lives like a hippy.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2014 22:22:19 GMT -5
"Oh it's all life experience, what people know and what they do, I just hope that this can turn the guy's life around."
Daniel Bryan in a nutshell, after chasing and taking down a burglar, putting him in a rear naked choke to restrain him, and getting past initial anger, ends up looking even more bad-ass with that comment.
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King Devitt
Grimlock
It gets better the longer you stare at it
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Post by King Devitt on Jul 25, 2014 22:25:54 GMT -5
Is it wrong of me to want to go rob his house now just so I can say I got into a scuffle with Danielson? Like the actual guy. Not the wrestler guy.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2014 22:25:59 GMT -5
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Essential1
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Essential1 on Jul 25, 2014 22:28:29 GMT -5
Glad they didn't get hurt but if the robbers ended up finishing him off I could imagine Daniel Bryan as Sam Weat in ghost and Brie as Demi Moore.
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nm
Hank Scorpio
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Post by nm on Jul 25, 2014 22:29:06 GMT -5
Bryan and Triple H need to have a "Hell in a Carport" match at WrestleMania XXXI
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Jul 25, 2014 22:31:33 GMT -5
Bloody hell, it seems like every possible thing ever happens to this guy.
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Post by wwefan71080 on Jul 25, 2014 22:51:07 GMT -5
Bloody hell, it seems like every possible thing ever happens to this guy. The real life most interesting man in the world
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Jul 25, 2014 23:27:29 GMT -5
this is the best story since Shawn Daivari suplexed that drunk on the subway. wonder if this guy shit his pants, too.
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Post by Slammy Award-Winning Cannibal on Jul 25, 2014 23:32:34 GMT -5
Very interesting note:
Near the end of the press conference, Daniel Bryan was asked if his rear naked choke put the burglar to sleep, and Bryan hesitated for a brief second and said "no comment."
Wise move.
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