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Post by paulbearer on Jul 26, 2014 14:12:35 GMT -5
Taker would spend as long time as walking to the ring , perp would be long gone by then *chuckles*
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Post by ededdneddy on Jul 26, 2014 14:20:54 GMT -5
Bob Backlund would grab one in the chickenwing and threaten to break his shoulder if the the other couldn't name all the U.S. presidents in order. If that's the case then Bob Backlund would be breaking the arms of many robbers coming into his place. I mean how many "smart" robbers could name ALL U.S. Presidents on the spot. And i can see for every wrong answer the guy gets his arms broken several times.
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Post by Ryushinku on Jul 26, 2014 15:39:21 GMT -5
I can picture two people trying to break into Kanes place only to have a face full of fire coming at them He'd probably sit them down and give them a well-meaning but stern lecture about how they're failing to achieve their appropriate fiscal model.
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jul 26, 2014 15:46:19 GMT -5
Raven would probably drop-toehold the burglar into the coffee table.
Terry Funk would hit the burglar with whatever he could get his hands on while calling the burglar's mother a whore.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Jul 26, 2014 20:12:01 GMT -5
The burglar would probably hand over the score from his previous robbery to Flair and tell him "you need it more than I do".
Flair would also blade.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 26, 2014 23:56:01 GMT -5
Jim Cornette would most likely hit them over the head with his tennis racket. Then, while they're unconscious, he'd tie them to a chair and once they regain consciousness, he'd proceed to scream at them about what they did wrong and why they were such horrible burglars. I have a great mental image of Jim Cornette yelling at someone trying to rob his house for being a bumble-f***.
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Post by LuciCypher on Jul 27, 2014 0:51:07 GMT -5
Jim Cornette would most likely hit them over the head with his tennis racket. Then, while they're unconscious, he'd tie them to a chair and once they regain consciousness, he'd proceed to scream at them about what they did wrong and why they were such horrible burglars. I have a great mental image of Jim Cornette yelling at someone trying to rob his house for being a bumble-f***. And inevitably and out of nowhere it would turn into a Vince Russo rant.
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jul 27, 2014 2:27:08 GMT -5
Batista would say one of two things: "That TV don't hold grudges, but I do." Or "You're supposed to be my friend!" before giving a burglar a spine buster.
"Diamond" Dallas Page would give them a Diamond Cutter followed by a motivational speech.
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Post by Rave on Jul 27, 2014 6:48:15 GMT -5
Jim Cornette would most likely hit them over the head with his tennis racket. Then, while they're unconscious, he'd tie them to a chair and once they regain consciousness, he'd proceed to scream at them about what they did wrong and why they were such horrible burglars. Gonna make this even more horrifying. I have it on very good authority that Corny sleeps in the nude. (Language and unwanted mental imagery warnings on the link.)
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Jul 27, 2014 6:59:34 GMT -5
"Diamond" Dallas Page would give them a Diamond Cutter followed by a motivational speech. Funnily enough, the movie Rat Race has a deleted scene where Cuba Gooding breaks into a house that is being transported on the back of a truck. He disturbs a sleeping Kimberley, and is then beaten to a pulp by DDP.
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Jul 27, 2014 8:56:04 GMT -5
Imagine you were a burglar and you didn't know who's house you were robbing. You break in, start stealing shit and then turn round when you hear footsteps.
It's Mark Henry. You got him out of bed and he's naked.
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Post by Square on Jul 27, 2014 9:04:59 GMT -5
I'm shocked that there isn't much more of this news. They are well known to be out of the area for long periods of time and a lot live in the same city. Been rife in the football community for a few years now.
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Post by Sephiroth on Jul 27, 2014 9:33:30 GMT -5
I'm shocked that there isn't much more of this news. They are well known to be out of the area for long periods of time and a lot live in the same city. Been rife in the football community for a few years now. With football players, you can actually plan out when they won't be home based on the team schedule. With wrestlers, it is a lot more unpredictable.
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Post by Square on Jul 27, 2014 9:45:57 GMT -5
I'm shocked that there isn't much more of this news. They are well known to be out of the area for long periods of time and a lot live in the same city. Been rife in the football community for a few years now. With football players, you can actually plan out when they won't be home based on the team schedule. With wrestlers, it is a lot more unpredictable. Wrestlers have a schedule though, they are book across the country 4 nights a week at least
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Post by Sephiroth on Jul 27, 2014 10:15:39 GMT -5
With football players, you can actually plan out when they won't be home based on the team schedule. With wrestlers, it is a lot more unpredictable. Wrestlers have a schedule though, they are book across the country 4 nights a week at least The unpredictable part is which nights they are booked.
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Post by Wolfman Rose on Jul 27, 2014 10:26:36 GMT -5
Imagine you were a burglar and you didn't know who's house you were robbing. You break in, start stealing shit and then turn round when you hear footsteps. It's Mark Henry. You got him out of bed and he's naked. Twisted like a pretzel would take on a new meaning for whatever schmuck tries to break into Mark Henry's house.
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Post by Square on Jul 27, 2014 11:52:10 GMT -5
Wrestlers have a schedule though, they are book across the country 4 nights a week at least The unpredictable part is which nights they are booked. You can find that imfomation out easily. Hell look at the previous night house show and it'll tell you
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Post by ededdneddy on Jul 27, 2014 12:33:09 GMT -5
If anyone trys to steal from Kai En Tais dojo its "Choppy Choppy" time
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Post by sdoyle7798 on Jul 27, 2014 12:57:56 GMT -5
Breaking into Tajiri's or Muta's house would be like stealing from a bank that uses a dye pack that also kick's your head off.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jul 27, 2014 12:59:37 GMT -5
I robbed DDP's house once, but tripped over Scott Hall
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