Now Is The Time For FAN To Buy TNA!!!!

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I got $1.25, let's get going

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Too late I already bought it.

It cost me in excess of 20 (but not in excess of 25) dollars.

[WesternSloth]

I'll swap you my MOC 123 Kid Hasbro for it?

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

To save money, I propose not buying the rings and have everybody wrestle in a backyard.

[bluemeii]

Nah, lets rent a bouncy castle. Hard to find one with 6 sides though, you know cause that is important and all

[543Y2J]

Hey Trips, how much is TNA worth at the moment?

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[Can you afford to pay me, Gah]

Ok, I got a package of Roman. Pocket lent (Top of the line I may add) 1.50 cash. One potato. Deal?

[DASH 243✅]

I got 2 bucks and a half a pack of newports I'll throw in the pot

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Jul 28, 2014 6:27:02 GMT -5 @torgaddon said:

I'll put down about $3.50

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

Aug 5, 2014 18:28:44 GMT -5 @andreeethemidget said:

Jul 28, 2014 6:27:02 GMT -5 @torgaddon said:

I'll put down about $3.50

That's when I realize it wasn't Vince Russo, but a giant crustacean from the Paleolithic Era, I ain't giving you three fiddy you goddamn monster!

[The Shareholder is nude]

As the only person on FAN who could legit pull together enough capital to make a legit bid on TNA I say NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

Okay thought of some ideas. Once we change to FAN Wrestling, maybe we could convince Scott Steiner to come back and be General Manager.

Also, we keep Snitsky around say as Steiner's bodyguard. Snitsky and Steiner get in wacky situations each week that are documented Total Divas style.

And since Rampage Jackson has officially left TNA, we get Ezekiel Jackson to take his place. Maybe no one will notice.

I'm also heavily tempted to bring back Chris Harris for some yet unknown role. He's got to be working for pretty damn cheap these days.

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

Okay, I have some better ideas now.

Bram gets a vampire gimmick. Magnus becomes a werewolf, and Abyss gets wrapped in bandages and becomes a mummy.

Tommy Dreamer goes back to his pretty boy gimmick and wears his green suspenders again.

Low Ki gets a Last Airbender gimmick.

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

Only if Dreamer shaves the goatee

[BlackoutCreature]

Aug 19, 2014 1:17:33 GMT -5 Non Banjoble Tokens said:

Okay, I have some better ideas now.

Bram gets a vampire gimmick. Magnus becomes a werewolf, and Abyss gets wrapped in bandages and becomes a mummy.

Tommy Dreamer goes back to his pretty boy gimmick and wears his green suspenders again.

Low Ki gets a Last Airbender gimmick.

Dude, I would pay so much money to see Dreamer bring back the suspenders look.