Book a TNA Impact Series Finale Episode

["Cane Dewey" Johnson]

Hostage Taking Bird wistfully looks into the camera.

Fade to black.

What would you like to see?

[Push R Truth]

Just go all the way into the shitter and have the final segment be Dixie Carter waking up in bed and Jeff Jarret is in the shower. It was all a dream!

[Mighty Attack Tribble]

I propose a visual representation of what TNA have been doing for the best part of a decade: they set up a king size bed in the middle of the ring. One by one each member of the roster takes a huge, steaming shit on it, with the final ever image of TNA TV being Dixie's constipation-face.

["Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay]

We did a very long thread about this a while ago and most of the answers were hilarious.

I'd just have two hours of Jeff Jarrett beating the shit out of Vince Russo.

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

Cold opening, not a single promo just match after match. Tenay thanking the viewers, then the whole company takes a bow.

[Doctor Of Style]

The final scene should be Eugene staring at a snow globe with a 6-sided wrestling ring in it. Fade to black.

[amazingoopah]

*Fade to Black*

[Deleted]

Shane McMahon shows up to announce he's not buying TNA.

[Phil Parent]

Jul 28, 2014 10:55:15 GMT -5 @therealoblivion said:

Shane McMahon shows up to announce he's not buying TNA.

Actually, if he did show up to announce he was buying it legit, outside of WWE, that would be quite something.

But it won't happen.

[thelonewolf527]

"Because dad the deal is finalized with TNA. And the name on the contract does say Levesque. However the contract reads "Aurora Levesque." That's right, I now own TNA!"

[J Lee O'Brien]

Vacate all the titles and have one massive, venue spanning, battle royal. Last competitor standing is the final WHC, 2nd place is X-Division, 3rd is KO, 4th is TV, 5&6 are Tag Champions.

Except...when it's down to, let's say eight for the sake of argument, time runs out and it's just over. No final champions, no "go to the website and finish watching there!", no nothing but a blank screen and the lead in to whatever is next on Spike.

Seems fitting.

[Phil Parent]

Jul 28, 2014 11:01:45 GMT -5 J Lee O'Brien said:

Vacate all the titles and have one massive, venue spanning, battle royal. Last competitor standing is the final WHC, 2nd place is X-Division, 3rd is KO, 4th is TV, 5&6 are Tag Champions.

Except...when it's down to, let's say eight for the sake of argument, time runs out and it's just over. No final champions, no "go to the website and finish watching there!", no nothing but a blank screen and the lead in to whatever is next on Spike...

A special live episode of COPS starring the TNA roster trying to get away with anything owned by the company that wasn't bolted down, knowing full well they won't get paid. And, the main catch, Dixie running away with the boys' money!

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

Everyone giving their finisher to Dixie....actually cornette did this on the final SMW show, ref Mark Curtis pinned him after all the talent beat up corny.

[DASH 243✅]

Don West outside the impact zone selling all the vacated titles out of the trunk of his car.

[Dragonfly]

Lashley comes out and cuts the standard heel "I've beaten everybody" promo. Just as he's ready to leave, the lights go out and AJ's music hits. They go back and forth for a minute before Kurt makes it an official title match. It's your classic overbooked TNA main event - heel interference, ref bumps and so on. Just as Lashley is ready to win, Jeff Jarrett comes out of nowhere and smashes Lashley with a guitar. AJ wins the title. The last thing you see is Jeff hugging on AJ as the rest of the TNA originals celebrate around them.

It will never happen, but it doesn't hurt to dream.

[Sephiroth]

End it the way it began: with Cheex breaking the ring.

[Main Eventer]

Vince Russo in the middle of the ring, flipping the bird shouting "That's two companies I killed motherf***ers." For two hours.

[xxshoyuweeniexx]

Jul 28, 2014 10:58:13 GMT -5 Phil Parent said:

Jul 28, 2014 10:55:15 GMT -5 @therealoblivion said:

Shane McMahon shows up to announce he's not buying TNA.

Actually, if he did show up to announce he was buying it legit, outside of WWE, that would be quite something.

But it won't happen.

I can just picture Shane getting a call from Dixie Carter about buying TNA while he's visiting his parents and sister, then deciding to put the phone call on speaker while his whole family laughs in the background and then he hangs up.

[The Sam]

Vince Russo drives a dump truck filled with money into an abyss and spends the next 1 hour and 59 minutes explaining how it was everyone elses fault but his.

[Professor Chaos]

They need to go balls out on the series finale with a blaze of glory similar to the Vince limo explosion. That would've been a fitting finale for WWE.