Nr1Humanoid
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Jul 30, 2014 14:17:09 GMT -5
So mine's constantly getting her ass kicked by another cat. Any way to toughen it up? I was thinking of maybe buying something that sharpens their hunting skills, I remember seeing something like that not too long ago, maybe it'll make a difference. It's a quiet neighborhood so I don't wanna start shutting her inside either.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 30, 2014 14:47:55 GMT -5
As I learned in a thread about bullying here not too long ago, trying to get things to toughen up is bad.
You are supposed to educate the other cat on why bullying is wrong, and your cat should be fine.
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Jul 30, 2014 14:49:15 GMT -5
Nothing an inspirational training montage can't fix
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Jul 30, 2014 15:04:50 GMT -5
Can you afford to take her to boxing lessons down at the Y?
A little bit of confidence goes a long way.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jul 30, 2014 15:15:46 GMT -5
Be a star, neighbourhood Cats, be a star
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Post by Johnny on Jul 30, 2014 15:27:13 GMT -5
Your cat sounds like a pussy.
Sorry.
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Nr1Humanoid
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Jul 30, 2014 15:44:21 GMT -5
Guess I was being a pussy. Arya was in a fight earlier and when she didn't come back despite the rain I had this image of her too hurt to come back but she eventually did. She's just fine, she got a good laugh when I read her your responses.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Jul 30, 2014 15:46:05 GMT -5
You read your cat our responses and she laughed at them?
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Jul 30, 2014 15:48:24 GMT -5
buy your cat a glock
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Post by suave on Jul 30, 2014 15:53:11 GMT -5
Three letters. HGH.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 30, 2014 16:06:05 GMT -5
You read your cat our responses and she laughed at them? I imagine Banjo does that every night. |
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Post by Mozenrath on Jul 30, 2014 19:00:02 GMT -5
To be honest, I think "outside cats" are usually a really bad idea to begin with, but if you can't or won't keep the cat outside, they're probably going to toughen up on their own or learn to avoid their tormentor.
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Post by Bad Moon on Jul 30, 2014 19:30:40 GMT -5
You can't train cats to do anything, much less fight. They're creatures of instinct, if your cat isn't a fighter she's not turn into one through abuse.
If you don't want her to get hurt, have her spayed. It'll make her uninteresting to males, she's probably had the most fights with males that try to mate with her and they can smell if a female is infertile.
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Post by Sephiroth on Jul 30, 2014 20:05:13 GMT -5
You can't train cats to do anything, much less fight. They're creatures of instinct, if your cat isn't a fighter she's not turn into one through abuse. If you don't want her to get hurt, have her spayed. It'll make her uninteresting to males, she's probably had the most fights with males that try to mate with her and they can smell if a female is infertile. They can be toilet trained |
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Jul 30, 2014 20:16:17 GMT -5
Build up her confidence by telling her that she's a tiger.
and buy her a glock.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Jul 30, 2014 21:00:04 GMT -5
When it's fighting, turn on Stone Cold Steve Austin's theme
It works wonders.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Jul 30, 2014 21:06:48 GMT -5
All right, I got a foolproof plan.
-go to the zoo, bring your cat with you.
-wear cat ears.
-lead by example. pick a fight with a lion or a tiger, and show your cat how it's done.
-alternatively, you could get mauled which will show your cat the senselessness of violence.
-alternatively alternatively, go searching for that bully cat. get beat up by it. your cat will be then set onto the path of avenging you.
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Post by crabbymelt on Jul 30, 2014 22:07:10 GMT -5
I live with a roommate's cat, a fat orange tabby named Magellan. This cat is 20 lbs of the biggest chicken s*** on the planet. I got into the habit of picking him up and giving him voice lessons. It usually goes something like this:
Me: Roar like a tiger, Magellan!
cat: ...mew.
Me: No,no. Like you're a vicious tiger! Roar!
Cat:...ME...mew.
We got a new cat yesterday. Upon seeing it for the first time, that fat s.o.b. finally learned how to growl. So perhaps shrinking the other cat will help. Although, I do love a montage.
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Post by HisRoyalGreeness on Jul 31, 2014 1:38:44 GMT -5
Training.  |
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Post by thegame415 on Jul 31, 2014 1:41:42 GMT -5
Lock it in Alcatraz.
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