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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Aug 9, 2014 14:52:03 GMT -5
Trying to use a bargaining chip. Not gonna work. Especially since all they have is a couple car wash tokens, some Chuck E. Cheese tickets, and an expired coupon to Sizzler.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2014 3:15:59 GMT -5
I hope TNA keeps sticking around on smaller and smaller networks, with less and less money, but just won't quite go away.
Like a year from now they're taping Impact on an iphone held by one person with shaky hands in a McDonalds parking lot.
The fans are just people waiting in the drive thru line Dixie paid $2 each to chant "TNA! TNA!" while craning their head out their car windows.
Meanwhile Borash with a 4 day growth of beard is pacing around bothering people passing by on the sidewalk to sell merch which are just white hanes t shirts he wrote wrestler names on with permanent marker.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Aug 10, 2014 4:48:09 GMT -5
Trying to use a bargaining chip. Not gonna work. Especially since all they have is a couple car wash tokens, some Chuck E. Cheese tickets, and an expired coupon to Sizzler. Was salad bar trip included in that coupon? Because that's just giving money away letting it expired.
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Post by JCBaggee on Aug 10, 2014 4:55:20 GMT -5
Especially since all they have is a couple car wash tokens, some Chuck E. Cheese tickets, and an expired coupon to Sizzler. Was salad bar trip included in that coupon? Because that's just giving money away letting it expired. Oh come on, you guys, don't be ridiculous. There is still hope. If she complains enough, the manager will still let her use an expired coupon.
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Post by Doctor Of Style on Aug 10, 2014 18:08:20 GMT -5
Was salad bar trip included in that coupon? Because that's just giving money away letting it expired. Oh come on, you guys, don't be ridiculous. There is still hope. If she complains enough, the manager will still let her use an expired coupon.
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Post by Lancers on Aug 11, 2014 1:14:49 GMT -5
...I was unaware that wrestletaint.gov had its own channel. The Wrestletaint.gov Network. Unfortunately due to a clerical error, it's actually $99.99 a month for a 66 month commitment. This is why you don't eat something with maple syrup while using a computer.
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Post by Stauf Crust on Aug 12, 2014 16:19:50 GMT -5
Especially since all they have is a couple car wash tokens, some Chuck E. Cheese tickets, and an expired coupon to Sizzler. Was salad bar trip included in that coupon? Because that's just giving money away letting it expired. When you hold it up, just make sure your thumb is over the expiration date. They don't get paid enough to check.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2014 14:45:16 GMT -5
Was salad bar trip included in that coupon? Because that's just giving money away letting it expired. When you hold it up, just make sure your thumb is over the expiration date. They don't get paid enough to check. They're usually tired too, since they're working their Sizzler shifts after TNA title defenses.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2014 14:48:19 GMT -5
They're coming to public access, and the war with All World Mid-Pro Shirtless Championship Entertainment will begin.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Aug 17, 2014 18:29:50 GMT -5
I love that my Sizzler coupon post had legs. Kudos gents.
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Post by SAJ Forth on Aug 24, 2014 15:14:56 GMT -5
...I was unaware that wrestletaint.gov had its own channel. The Wrestletaint.gov Network. Unfortunately due to a clerical error, it's actually $99.99 a month for a 66 month commitment. This is why you don't eat something with maple syrup while using a computer. Definitely the most inventive way to get a computer keyboard sticky. Don't want to know other ways.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 24, 2014 16:10:35 GMT -5
"IMPACTO de TNA" will fit in the lineup nicely between "¡POLICIA!" and reruns of "La que no podía amar" on Galavision 3. Even then it may only work if they hire Maripily as referee and Sabado Gigante guy and Don West wearing a sombrero and fake mustache working a stereotypical Mexican gimmick as announcers. For visual reference I present Maripily:
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Post by Push R Truth on Aug 24, 2014 18:14:15 GMT -5
I'm guessing she's talking about Nashville Public Access
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Post by saintpat on Aug 24, 2014 18:34:04 GMT -5
Especially since all they have is a couple car wash tokens, some Chuck E. Cheese tickets, and an expired coupon to Sizzler. Was salad bar trip included in that coupon? Because that's just giving money away letting it expired. Don't tell anyone, but Sizzler honors out-of-date coupons. That's the ace up TNA's sleeve in negotiations.
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