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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Aug 10, 2014 12:01:42 GMT -5
Let's say you get a meeting with the higher ups, they're about to pull the plug, you need to convince them not to do it, what would you say?
My pitch would be: "ok fellas, let's look at what brought us to the table, the knockouts, effective immediately we'll fire every single male wrestler and just keep our female roster, the matches will focus only on submission holds, to cut costs we're not even going to do events in front of crowds, the matches will be shot on Jeremy Borash's living room, the company's name will even me modified to match our new direction....TNAW total non stop apartment wrestling..."
Yeah I'm just joking, althouth both Angelina Love and Madyson Rayne have worked those type of matches before, don't ask me how I know it.
My real pitch would be something to the effect of just focusing on the x division, developing new stars, and promising never to lie them again.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2014 12:04:30 GMT -5
"I will buy all of you hookers and coke for a year"
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Aug 10, 2014 12:06:33 GMT -5
"Just let it die. Hear about that GFW? Heard it's gonna be good I'd look into that..."
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2014 12:09:20 GMT -5
"Just let it die. Hear about that ROH or NJPW? Heard it's good I'd look into that..."
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Aug 10, 2014 12:11:25 GMT -5
"Just let it die. Hear about that CHIKARA Pro? Heard it's good I'd look into that..." I can play that game too.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Aug 10, 2014 12:13:14 GMT -5
Nude Jessicka Havok. At least one new lifelong fan right here.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2014 12:14:21 GMT -5
I can play that game too. I'd be cool with CHIKARA it's something different
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Aug 10, 2014 12:17:09 GMT -5
Nude Jessicka Havok. At least one new lifelong fan right here. I tried to look at her as being sexy but I just couldn't pull the trigger, she also did apartment wrestling once...damn I'm a fiend...
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Aug 10, 2014 12:18:22 GMT -5
I'd bring back Russo.
Just to shove Janice up his Ass and then put him through Flaming Tables for Two Hours.
Best Ratings Ever
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2014 12:18:21 GMT -5
Nude Jessicka Havok. At least one new lifelong fan right here. New Boom period seriously i would be a life long fan
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2014 12:18:57 GMT -5
I'd bring back Russo. Just to shove Janice up his Ass and then put him through Flaming Tables for Two Hours. Best Ratings Ever Jim Cornette decides when he's had enough
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Aug 10, 2014 12:20:22 GMT -5
I'd bring back Russo. Just to shove Janice up his Ass and then put him through Flaming Tables for Two Hours. Best Ratings Ever Jim Cornette decides when he's had enough Then he will be put though Flaming Tables until the world ends.
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Aug 10, 2014 13:30:34 GMT -5
Here it goes
Gentlemen, I know we have screwed up royally before but we have a history and I know it took us so damn long to find our identity and if you renew us it won't be ECW revival nine hundred or wrestlers beyond their prime trying cash in for a buck and just putter about, no it will be action, and story. We are going focus on making homegrown talent with a little reliance on the indy scene, it will feature high flyers, submission experts, brawlers, knockouts that can actually wrestle so please give us one more chance
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Post by Cyno on Aug 10, 2014 13:36:01 GMT -5
Remember that show in 2005 and 2006 with exciting wrestlers in the prime of their careers doing something different from WWE? Yeah, I'll do that again.
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Post by Ashy Larry on Aug 10, 2014 14:21:01 GMT -5
Announce the return of RollerJam, this time with TNA stars.
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Post by amazingoopah on Aug 10, 2014 14:51:42 GMT -5
I bring the Hostage Taking Bird and release it into the meeting room. I tell the execs the bird won't let them leave until they give us a renewal.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Aug 10, 2014 14:57:02 GMT -5
try to recreate this level of intensity, tna doesn't have too much of a defining moment in history (like hogan andre or Austin winning wm) but apart from that triple threat, this is my favorite moment in tna history, its a shame it was the only one they've had in years... www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jnpp2VFO-VA
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2014 15:01:37 GMT -5
"I will put you through a table if you don't give us a third hour!
If that doesn't work, I can guarantee I will offend you enough to make John Waters beg me to stop."
It worked for TNA for a decade plus! [/Dixie logic]
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2014 15:30:44 GMT -5
"Spike... We can both agree that TNA is in need of a major overhaul. Changes must be made in order to salvage and grow this brand. So what I'm about to suggest may be a little out there, but we need innovative ideas in times like this. My plan to save TNA is this...
Rocket Boots.
We're going to have the whole roster wear Rocket Boots. You can't break the glass ceiling while your feet are planted on the ground. If we can't get Rocket Boots, I can make do with Moon Shoes and fire extinguishers. I will accept a blank check, but I'm not above using bags of cash with a dollar sign on it."
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Post by bluemeii on Aug 10, 2014 15:34:48 GMT -5
Me to the Spike TV rep
"You guys hiring?"
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