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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Nov 5, 2014 19:09:44 GMT -5
*Brandon stands Rose up to roll him back inside. Rose stops short at the apron and elbows Brandon in the ribs.
Rose then takes Brandon by the arm and whips him into a ring post.*
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Nov 5, 2014 20:45:01 GMT -5
Rose throws Brandon back into the ring. Rose then climbs up to the top turnbuckle for a moonsault. However, Brandon rolls out of the way. Rose hits the mat. Brandon gets up and then picks Rose up by his hair. He hits Rose with a few European uppercuts. When he goes for another one, Rose moves out of the way and suddenly and viciously slaps Brandon, causing Brandon to turn around. Then, Rose jumps on Brandon’s back and hits him with a Rose Thorn (backcracker).
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2014 21:05:39 GMT -5
Well, 40 minutes left and no votes...
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Nov 5, 2014 21:23:03 GMT -5
Rose gets up while Brandon is sitting on the mat, holding his back. Rose backs into the ropes, bounces off of them, runs to Brandon, and hits him with a running neck snap. Then, Rose quickly gets up and dropkicks Brandon in his chest. Rose stands up and waits for Brandon to get up. He does, and Rose goes for a superkick. However, Brandon drops to the mat and rolls out the ring. The audience boos this. Suddenly, Rose runs to the ropes, jumps over them, and hits Barger with a suicide dive.*
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2014 21:47:29 GMT -5
*Both men are down on the outside!*
JK: Neither man is moving, Hoss! And the ref is counting!
*The count reaches 7 before Barger starts to stir. Rose starts moving as well, as the count reaches 8.*
TH: They're both trying to get back in it, Jess, but it may be too late...
*9!
10!
Neither man makes it back in, so the ref has no choice but to call for the bell. The crowd boos*
MM: Ladies and gentlemen, this match has been ruled a double count out!
TH: A disappointing finish to this one, Jesse.
JK: I hope the next match has an actual winner, Gorilla...
The sound of a heart monitor beeping on a black screen.
beep… beep… beep…
FADE IN to see a hospital office. The camera follows a nurse as she walks down a hallway and enters a room.
beep… beep… beep…
NURSE: How is he, Doctor?
beep… beep… beep…
DOCTOR: A vegetable as ever. He’s not coming out of this any time soon.
NURSE: How long has it been?
beep… beep… beep…
DOCTOR: Well over a year since he was first put under my care.
NURSE: How did it happen?
DOCTOR: I cannot say. Nothing in all my books, all my journals, all my experience can explain why. The only thing I have to go off of is that it is said that he was a big shot brought down by dark forces.
beep… beep… beep…
NURSE: Oh, Halloween is over.
DOCTOR: You think I’m joking, but I’ve tried to get through to him. He just blankly stares all day and all night. Sometimes I think it is as though he is not there at all. Like a fire was snuffed out.
NURSE: It’s horrible every time I see it in a patient.
DOCTOR: This one’s different though. Sometimes, late at night, other patients say they can hear him calling out. Weakly, but calling out. Like there is something still there wanting to escape. Like it is imprisoned and we don’t know how to rescue it.
NURSE: Don’t talk like that. Who was he? What kind of man was he?
beep… beep… beep…
DOCTOR: He went by Boiler Room Brawler. Big, nasty guy who ran the Freakin’ Awesome Wrestling Alliance or something. Lost everything.
NURSE: Surely not everything. Doesn’t he have family?
DOCTOR: I’ve never seen anyone come to visit him. Last I heard he burned damn near every bridge he could lay his sights on in the end. He is nothing now. There is no one but us here.
A calm, bassy voice emits from the entrance to the room. There stands a big guy wearing what appears to be a wrestling mask covered by a fencing mask. He wears a black tanktop, black fingerless gloves, black combat boots and camouflage pants.
BIG GUY: Or perhaps he's waiting for a man to answer his calls.
The Doctor and the Nurse turn to face the doorway. The Big Guy walks in. He towers over the Doctor and the Nurse and looks as though he could pick his teeth with them.
DOCTOR: Visiting hours are-
BIG GUY: Over? Do you feel in charge, Doctor?
beep… beep… beep…
DOCTOR: If you waited until tomorrow, would it kill you?
BIG GUY: It would be extremely painful.
DOCTOR: You're a big guy.
BIG GUY: For you.
The Big Guy brushes the Doctor away, walks over, and stands over Boiler Room Brawler.
BIG GUY: The fire rises, Boiler Room Brawler.
The Big Guy calmly walks out with authority. The Doctor and the Nurse only look at each other and then look at Boiler Room Brawler's mouth twist into a grin.
beep… beep… beep… beep… beep… beep…
FADE TO BLACK.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Nov 5, 2014 22:04:10 GMT -5
Okay...I feel like I forgot to mention this in this round robin tournament before I left so I'll break my small silence to do this.
Win = 2 points Tie = 1 point for each Loss = 0 points
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2014 22:07:14 GMT -5
MM: The following contest is set for one fall and it is the second match in the Fan Forums Championship round robin! Introducing first...MM: Introducing first, at 6 foot 9 inches, and weighing 305 lbs., from The Saddest Place In The World: THE DEPRESSED DESTROYER, SORROW. TH: Earlier tonight, we saw Sorrow tormenting Keri Thompson, but he better forget about his sick game and focus on the task at hand.JK: I'd be inclined to agree with you, Gorilla, but Sorrow is also a physical threat and more than a match for Evil M...MM: And his opponent...[/font] MM: Entering the ring, at 6 feet 6 inches, weighing in at 287 lbs., from Rockland, Massachusetts, the 2014 Money in the Bank winner, EVIL M!!!!! TH: Since returning at GookerMania, Evil M has been a hot streak, winning Money in the Bank, and earning a spot in the round robin tournament.JK: You know I'm a huge Evil M fan, but I just don't know about this one. Sorrow vs. M is a dream match if you're a fan of big man matches, though. No matter what, it should be a great one.Fan Forums Championship Round Robin Sorrow vs. Evil M Deadline: 10:10 PM Thursday
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2014 22:08:03 GMT -5
Okay...I feel like I forgot to mention this in this round robin tournament before I left so I'll break my small silence to do this. Win = 2 points Tie = 1 point for each Loss = 0 points Thanks, wasn't sure about how the scoring worked.
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Nov 5, 2014 22:25:16 GMT -5
The two big men tie up. They push each other back and forth with neither one getting the upperhand. Eventually, Evil M manages to push Sorrow back into the ropes. He then knees Sorrow in the gut. Evil M then whips Sorrow across the ring. He goes for a clothesline, but Sorrow ducks it. Evil M turns around to try again, but Sorrow surprises him with Teardrops (Lou Thesz press followed by multiple punches).
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2014 13:09:43 GMT -5
OK, I really don't want to vote for myself, so can we get people to vote one way or the other, please?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Nov 6, 2014 13:33:00 GMT -5
*Sorrow gets up and starts stomping on Evil M.*
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Nov 6, 2014 20:56:41 GMT -5
Sorrow picks up Evil M and whips him into a corner. He charges at Evil M with a splash, but Evil M moves out of the way. Sorrow hits the corner. Evil M then charges at Sorrow with a running corner elbow. Evil M then chokes Sorrow in the corner with his leg. The ref counts to 5.
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Evil M lets go of Sorrow. He then whips Sorrow across the ring. Evil M charges at him with a splash, which he quickly turns into a bulldog. He then pins Sorrow.
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Sorrow kicks out.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2014 22:07:45 GMT -5
*M pulls Sorrow up and grasps his arm. He delivers a shoulder breaker, which causes Sorrow to fall to the mat.*
JK: M might be looking to put an end to this match, Gorilla...
*M waits for Sorrow to get to his feet, then goes for the Crowbar, but Sorrow blocks it using his boot!*
TH: Sorrow averting possible disaster there!
*Sorrow forces M back, then fells him with a clothesline! He pulls him up... Path To Sorrow!*
JK: Evil M just got drilled!
*Sorrow covers M...
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MM: Here is your winner, Sorrow!
TH: Sorrow gets the win and takes the early lead in the round robin!
JK: We've got Sorrow with 2 points, Michael Rose and Brandon Barger with 1 point apiece, and Evil M at the bottom with zero points.
TH: And next week, the tournament continues, as Sorrow battles Brandon Barger, and Evil M takes on Michael Rose. Plus, the debut of a new FAWA Superstar has been rumored!
JK: Wow, what a stacked lineup Gorilla! I can't wait!
TH: Neither can I, Jess. For King and myself, goodnight ladies and gentlemen!
Credits: Boiler Room Brawler "The King Cobra" Seth Drakin Sesshū Hulkyō Evil M
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2014 22:09:34 GMT -5
Yeah, I was two minutes early, but I doubt anyone else was gonna vote. Not sure whether it'll be me or Seth running next week's show, yet.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Nov 6, 2014 22:27:13 GMT -5
Yeah, I was two minutes early, but I doubt anyone else was gonna vote. Not sure whether it'll be me or Seth running next week's show, yet. It'll be me....I'll be back home Sunday.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Nov 8, 2014 23:04:30 GMT -5
Two voting matches next week & a debut:
Sorrow vs. Branden Barger Evil M vs. Michael Rose
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Nov 11, 2014 21:41:01 GMT -5
NiteRaw Week 12
*Fireworks shoot out from the stage as the camera heads to “Gorilla” Tim Hoss & Jesse King.*
Tim Hoss: Welcome everyone to another episode of NiteRaw. I’m “Gorilla” Tim Hoss and my partner as always, Jesse King.
Jesse King: We better not become an internet meme because that didn’t work out well for Bill Cosby.
TH: Indeed it did not, Jesse. This week on NiteRaw, the Fan Forums Title Round Robin Tournament continues as first we will have the points leader Sorrow take on his sometimes ally Brandon Barger of the Breakfast Pack.
JK: I would be shocked if this didn’t end up a draw, Tim. These two guys are my choices to finish as the top two.
TH: And in our other main event, we have a match where both men need a win as Michael Rose takes on the man with zero points so far, Mr. Money in the Bank Evil M.
JK: I think Evil M is going to get his points because that Michael Rose is not talented enough to withstand the greatness that is Evil M.
TH: And we did kind of tease a debut tonight, but it seems that superstar couldn’t make it tonight.
JK: Aw man…I always look forward to new blood getting spilt here.
*Lauren Jamison’s music plays: *
*Lauren comes out to the boos of the crowd. She has on a Choose Breakfast shirt, acid wash jeans, and white shoes. She dances down to the ring and climbs up onto the apron. She then blows a kiss to some guy in the audience and enters the ring. Inside the ring some tables with black cloaks over them. She dances across the ring and asks for a microphone.*
Lauren: Okay, listen up, you Betty’s.
*The crowd boos.*
Lauren: I SAID LISTEN!
*The crowd dies down.*
Lauren: Thank you. Now, at this time, I would like it if Rita Perez would come out.
*Rita Perez’s music plays: *
*Rita comes out to loud cheers. She is wearing a tank top with the Puerto Rican flag on it, blue jeans, and sneakers. She walks down to the ring and enters it. She then walks up to Lauren.*
Rita: Whatcha want?
Lauren: I know this is gonna sound like totally hard to believe, but I wanna make amends.
Rita: Really? After I attacked you in that pathetic Piper’s Pit rip-off, you wanna make amends?
Lauren: Yes, I do. You see, I may not like you; but I don’t want this rivalry to get out of hand. I mean, it just looks like this is gonna lead to you attacking me and me attacking you. On and on, back and forth. And, quite frankly, that sounds totally lame to me. I mean, how will I take care of this beautiful hair if I’m always fighting with you. Now, I don’t want you to like me. But, I would like to bring some civility to this feud. And, that’s why I asked you out here for some peace offerings.
Rita: Well, I hate ta admit it, but I do see you point. But, I’m a little suspicious.
Lauren: Of course. I mean, have I given you any indication to trust me?
Rita: Nope!
Lauren: Exactly. So, why don’t I show you these peace offerings before you agree to anything, okay?
Rita: Alright. I’ll play ball.
Lauren: Good! Now, I know you’ve come a long way from your homeland. So, I like totally figured that the best way to make peace is to bring a little bit of your homeland to you!
*“La Cucaracha” suddenly plays as Lauren pulls the cloak off to reveal a table filled with items of Mexican origin. There’s a Mexican flag taped to the front of the table. On the table is a piñata, some bottles of tequila, a sombrero, and some books.*
Lauren: Yes, every item here totally comes from Mexico! We have some tequila. *picks up a bottle* We have a piñata. *picks up the piñata* We have a sombrero to keep the sun out of your eyes. *picks up the sombrero and puts it on her head.* And, we have some books. *picks up the books* We have the biography of Pancho Villa. We have a Mexican history book. And, finally, we have a book of poetry from Octavio Paz, the great Mexican writer. So, does this meet with your approval?
Rita: I get what’s going on here. You don’t wanna make peace. You just wanna insult me with this stereotypical Mexican shit.
Lauren: What!? No! My intentions are pure!
Rita: ¡Mierda! This is a trap! You insult me. I get pissed off. And then, you smash a bottle of tequila over my head! I know what’s up! I’ve read your damn book!
Lauren: Oh, please! That is totally off base!
Rita: Well, it doesn’t really matter. You’ve made one big mistake.
Lauren: And, what’s that?
Rita: I’m not from Mexico!
Lauren: What!? Now, that’s ¡mierda! Your name is Rita Perez!
Rita: You see this! *points to her shirt with the Puerta Rican flag* That’s the flag of my homeland, Puerto Rico! Not everyone named “Perez” is a Mexican, you racist puta!
Lauren: Whoa! I am not racist! I have had been on dates with a man of every race and religion! I appreciate people from every country! Just because I was wrong doesn’t make me racist! And to think, I was saving the best gift for last! I was gonna give you a green card! And, that took a lot of hard work to get!
Rita: A green card!? I’m Puerto Rican!
Lauren: Yeah, and with that green card, you could have been an American as well!
Rita: Puerto Rico is an American territory! I’m already an American!
Lauren: Goddammit! I like totally tried to be nice to you! But, if you don’t wanna accept my peace offer then…
Rita: Then what, puta!?
Lauren: Then THIS!
*Lauren tries to hit Rita with a bottle of tequila. But, Rita blocks it and punches Lauren so hard that she falls back against the ropes. Rita then grabs the piñata and throws it at Lauren. She then throws the books at her. She tries to hit Lauren with a tequila bottle, but she kicks Rita in the gut. Lauren goes for a punch, but Rita blocks it with her arm, rolls Lauren around, and hits her with La Vida Loca (Back to back double underhook Unprettier) through the table. The crowd cheers loudly as Rita gets up. She’s about to leave the ring when she stops. She has an idea.*
Rita: You know, it might sound weird after I just put you through that table, but I do appreciate the effort. *bends over, rolls Lauren over, and grabs her by her hair* So, allow me to show you my appreciation.
*Rita then grabs a tequila bottle and opens it. She then pours it out down Lauren’s mouth as the crowd cheers. Lauren thrashes about as the tequila goes all over the place. Once the bottle is empty, Rita throws it down and grabs another. She pours that bottle down Lauren’s throat as the crowd cheers. Once it is empty, Rita throws it down and let’s go of Lauren. She then exits the ring, and we go to commercial.*
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2014 21:53:54 GMT -5
Well, to be fair, I think they said the debut was rumored...
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Nov 11, 2014 22:13:25 GMT -5
TH: Well, we’re back from the break and there was justice rightfully served in the ring.JK: What are you talking about? What Rita did out there was completely disrespectful. Lauren tried to call a truce and that is how you treat someone who wants peace?TH: Truce, my ass. That was just a ruse so Lauren could completely once again disrespect Rita and her heritage. Fortunately, Lauren got exactly what she deserved for her actions and I’m sure that tequila didn’t taste good. JK: Well, I guess we’re gonna have to disagree and as always, I’ll be able to sleep at night knowing I’m right. TH: Will you stop?!! Let’s just move on to our opening match.Michael Muffer: The following contest is set for one fall and is a second round match in the Fan Forum Championship tournament! Introducing first...*Brandon Barger’s music plays:* Michael Muffer: Introducing first, from Schermer, Illinois, at 6 foot, 9 inches and weighing in at 284 pounds, Brandon Barger!*Brandon comes out from the back ready for this upcoming match. He stops midway on the ramp and raises his right fist. He enters the ring and takes off his jacket and throws it outside.* TH: Brandon Barger coming to the ring knowing that it really would be in his best interest to get a win tonight. A win can put him atop the leaderboard and a loss or a tie makes him dangerously close to last.JK: Yeah, he may have a temporary alliance with Sorrow, but tonight is all about business and the Fan Forums Title. That alliance stuff needs to be put in the back burner.*Sorrow’s music plays.* MM: And his opponent, at 6 foot 9 inches, and weighing 305 lbs., from The Saddest Place In The World: THE DEPRESSED DESTROYER, SORROW. *Sorrow comes out from the back and walks down to the ring. He climbs up the apron and steps over the top rope before looking at his opponent.* JK: Don’t let the name fool you. Sorrow is right now the points leader right now after defeating Mr. Money in the Bank Evil M last week. A win here would put him way up and it will almost be catch him at that point. TH: Yeah, Sorrow may want to be careful though not to wear himself out to much that he can’t compete next week as his final opponent will be Michael Rose and Rose may want a piece of him after his actions towards Kerri the past few weeks. JK: Hey, if Sorrow wins tonight, he can just not show up and basically take the countout loss against Rose. Then what would Rose do?TH: I don’t think Sorrow would like to find that out. *The bell rings and both men just stare at each other.* Fan Forums Championship Round Robin Tournament MatchBrandon Barger vs. Sorrow Alright.....voting time people and the deadline will be tomorrow at 10:30 PM. Have fun....
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Nov 11, 2014 23:59:36 GMT -5
They tie up, but Sorrow quickly gets the upperhand, pushing Brandon back into the ropes. He whips Brandon across the ring and hits him with Teardrops (Lou Thesz press followed by punches).
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