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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 18, 2015 16:20:00 GMT -5
NiteRaw Week 17
*Fireworks shoot out from the stage as the camera heads to “Gorilla” Tim Hoss & Jesse King.*
Tim Hoss: Welcome everyone to NiteRaw. I’m “Gorilla” Tim Hoss and with me is my partner, Jesse King
Jesse King: And the Oscars may be this Sunday, but the true best performance by a male lead is this man right here.
TH: Who says you’re the lead in this show and not the supporting player.
JK: I’m not a supporting player to anyone!
TH: Anyway, tonight on NiteRaw, we have three matches scheduled. First, we have the debut match for Marie Martinique as she faces Beth Graham of the Breakfast Pack.
JK: And this Haitian woman is going to go down to the Breakfast Pack, just like Haiti did with that eart….
TH: Jesus Christ, man….can you go one show without trying to offend someone?
JK: Alright, I’ll try again…Marie is going to go down just like the Haiti Kid did when King Kong Bundy slammed him.
TH: Okay, that’s much better. Moving on, we have another member of the Breakfast Pack in action as Shaun Clark takes on a man who was has made a good impression here in CW Who.
JK: CW Who is just a lucky individual who will be exposed by Shaun Clark here tonight.
TH: And finally, we have our main event in which we will see the reunion of Jonathan Michaels & Evil M as they take on Jordan Mac and a partner of his choosing.
JK: Jordan gave me a peak at his plans and trust me when I say this, his partner is going to bring a winning formula to this team. Trust me on that.
TH: Jesse, I think I could trust Jake The Snake Roberts more than I can trust you.
JK: You damn right you should trust Jake more. Jake isn’t as smart as he used to be.
TH: …..I’m just going to move on and head over to Michael Muffer for the introductions to our first match.
Michael Muffer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
*Beth Graham’s music plays:*
MM: Introducing first, coming down the aisle, being accompanied by Lauren Jamison, at 5 feet 8 inches, weighing in at 130 pounds, from Schermer, Illinois—BETH GRAHAM!
*Beth and Lauren comes out to the boos of the crowd. She has on her ring gear: black pants and top, with 5'' between them and a brown skull and cross bones on the butt and down the legs, black boots and elbow pads, with a brown skull and cross bones on them. Lauren has on a Choose Breakfast shirt, acid wash jeans, and tennis shoes. Lauren dances down to the ring and climbs up onto the apron. Beth just walks down non-chalantly. Lauren blows a kiss to some guy in the audience and enters the ring, dancing about the ring. Beth just walks around it, looking bored.*
TH: This should be interesting as we are set to see the debut of Marie Martinique. Fitting that she’ll be facing Beth Graham as Marie’s partner, Rita Perez, made her debut Beth’s partner, Lauren Jamison.
JK: What will be interesting to see is how the Breakfast Pack will get revenge for the attack made by this Caribbean Crew.
TH: That attack was payback for all the ganging up the Pack has done on Rita Perez.
JK: So? They should take the higher ground, Hoss!
TH: Funny how you haven’t said that about the Pack.
*Marie Martinique’s music plays:*
MM: And, her opponent, coming down the aisle, being accompanies by Rita Perez, at 5 feet 7 inches, weighting in at 150 pounds, from Port-Au-Prince, Haiti—MARIE MARTINIQUE!
*Marie and Rita come out to the cheers of the crowd. She has on her ring gear: tights and top with 5'' between with blue on the right side of the top and tights and red on the left side of the top and tights with “Haiti” written in white down the side of the legs, black wrist tape; blue elbow pad on the right and red elbow pad on the left, and black boots with the Haitian flag on the sides. Rita has on a white shirt with the Puerto Rican flag on it, blue jeans, and black boots. Both women simply walk down to the ring as pyro goes off behind, calmly enter it, and walk over to a corner and stand on the second turnbuckle, making an X with their arms.*
TH: I am really looking forward to seeing just what Marie Martinique brings to the table wrestling wise.
JK: I can’t believe I’m gonna say this, but so am I. But, I’m more looking forward to see how Beth handles her.
*The bell rings. Rita and Lauren move to the outside. Beth and Marie circle one another and then tie up. Beth soon moves behind Marie with a bearhug from behind. However, Marie escapes and turns it around into a wristlock. She has it locked on tight for a good bit, but Beth soon escapes it into a wristlock of her own. However, Marie flips around a bit and then hits Beth with an armdrag to get out of it. Beth rolls onto her feet and charges at Marie, but Marie catches her and hits her with a gorilla press drop. Beth rolls to the outside to recover.*
TH: Marie’s looking impressive so far.
JK: It’s just a few moves, Hoss. Let’s see how she does later on.
*The ref does a count.
1…Beth gets up.
2…Lauren walks over to check on Beth.
3…They talk a little.
4…They keep on talking.
5…Beth then makes her way back to the ring.
The two women circle each other again and then tie up. Beth soon puts Marie into a headlock. She has it locked on tight for a few seconds until Marie pushes Beth into the ropes. Marie throws Beth off, but Beth bounces off the opposite ropes and hits Marie with a shoulder block. Marie goes down, and Beth goes to the ropes again. She bounces off of them, and Marie rolls over to trip her up. Beth jumps over her, turns around, and kicks Marie in the gut. She then takes Marie to the mat with a snapmare and goes for another headlock, but Marie kicks her away. Beth staggers back and Marie gets up, punching Beth to the ropes and to the outside.*
TH: Marie Martinique is getting aggressive.
JK: Yeah, but she better be careful if she’s gonna take it to the outside.
*The ref starts counting.
1…Beth gets up on her knees.
2…Lauren walks over to check on her.
3…Lauren helps Beth up.
4…They talk to each other for a bit.
5…Beth climbs up the steps and reenters the ring.
They circle each other and then go for another tie up. However, Beth suddenly slaps Marie. This sets Marie off, and she starts punching Beth. She tries to whip Beth into a corner, but Beth reverses it. She charges at Marie, but Marie stops her with kick. Marie then jumps up to the top turnbuckle and jumps off with a missile dropkick, knocking Beth down. Marie then runs to the ropes and charges to Beth as she gets up. Beth goes for a punch, but Marie ducks it. Beth turns around as Marie bounces off the opposite ropes. Marie then this Beth a single knee facebreaker. Beth bounces up and staggers back into the ropes. As she bounces off of them, Marie gets up and hits Beth with Thrown Into The Dominican Republic (Spinning crucifix dropped into a neckbreaker slam). She goes for a pin.
1…
2…
Beth kicks out.*
TH: That was Thrown Into The Dominican Republic, and it only got a 2 count.
JK: Marie is looking good so far. But, the match is still young.
*Marie gets up, picks up Beth, and pushes her into the ropes. She tries to whip Beth across the ring, but Beth reverses it. Marie bounces off the ropes, and Beth catches her with a flapjack. Beth stomps on Marie a bit before picking her up. She just takes Marie back down with a snapmare. Beth then runs to the ropes, bounces off of them, and hits Marie with The Woman In The Mirror (Running double knee strike to Marie’s chest). She then goes for a pin.
1…
2…
Marie kicks out.*
TH: Beth Graham with The Woman In The Mirror and a pinfall of her own. But, it was just a 2.
JK: Shouldn’t that be The Man In The Mirror? Because, that’s what the Michael Jackson song was called.
TH: Yeah, but Beth is a woman.
JK: Yeah, she is.
*Beth picks up Marie only to bodyslam her back to the mat. She picks Marie up again and then hits her with Rock With You (Back kick to the midsection, followed by a front kick to the face and chest and finished with a spinning back kick to the head). She goes for another pin.
1…
2…
Marie kicks out.*
TH: Another near fall for Beth, this time with Rock With You.
JK: She’s busting out the big moves so early. She’s showing that she’s not treating Marie lightly.
*Beth picks Marie off the mat and puts Marie in a half nelson. She has it locked on tight for several seconds, but Marie manages to get herself off the mat and rolls out of it. However, Beth kicks Marie in the gut. She doubles over, and Beth clubs her on the back with her forearms a few times. She picks Marie up for a belly-to-back suplex, but Marie rolls over and lands on her feet. Marie gets for a German suplex, but Beth rolls around her and pushes Marie into the ropes. Marie grabs the ropes and hits Beth a few back elbows to get her to let go. Beth finally does, staggering back, and Marie suddenly hits her with a swinging neckbreaker. With Beth down on the mat, Marie goes to the top for Air Haiti (Shooting Star Press). However, Lauren stops her from hitting the move by shaking the rope. The ref didn’t see that, but Rita did. She runs over and attacks her.*
JK: Well, that didn’t take long.
TH: Rita Perez and Lauren Jamison going at it.
JK: How dare Rita attack her?
TH: Are you blind? Lauren was going to knock Marie off the turnbuckle.
JK: Hey! I didn’t see anything!
*The referee exits the ring and pulls Rita off of Lauren. Rita yells at the ref for not doing anything about Lauren’s interference. And, she uses some colorful language. This backfires as the ref kicks her out of the ringside area. The crowd boos when they realize she’s being thrown out.*
JK: Great call ref!
TH: I don’t believe this! Lauren Jamison interfered in the match, Rita Perez came to her partner’s aid, and she’s being kicked out!?
JK: The ref only saw Rita’s attack. That’s how it works, Hoss.
*Rita is upset and takes it out on Lauren, throwing her head first into the steps. The crowd cheers that, and she leaves. Meanwhile, Beth goes to the outside to check on Lauren. However, she doesn’t see that Marie has recovered. She jumps onto the top rope and jumps off with a diving crossbody.*
TH: Diving crossbody from Marie Martinique.
JK: I have to say that Beth made a mistake going to help her partner. That gave Marie enough time to recover.
*Marie picks up Beth and throws her back into the ring. She goes to the top again, jumping off with a missile dropkick when Beth gets up. Marie gets up, and Beth begs her for mercy. Marie ignores her with a dropkick to the face. Beth crawls back into a corner, and Marie picks her up. She then tries to whip Beth into the opposite corner, but Beth reverses it. She stops herself from slamming into the turnbuckles, and Beth charges at her. However, Marie hits her with a drop toe hold into the second turnbuckle. She bounces out, and Marie grabs her for the Voodoo Slam (Inverted double underhook mat slam). She hits it and goes for a pin.
1…
2…
Beth kicks out.*
TH: The Voodoo Slam from Marie Martinique not enough to put her way.
JK: I hate to admit it, but Marie is doing a good job. She might be able to pull off the victory. Emphasis on “might.”
*Marie punches Beth in the head a few times and then whips her into the corner. She charges at Beth but is stopped with a boot to the face. She then jumps up onto the top turnbuckle. She grabs Marie by the hair, but Marie suddenly punches Beth. Marie then moves to the apron and climbs up the turnbuckles. Beth hits her with a few back elbows. She then puts Marie onto her shoulders and throws her off with a gorilla press drop. Marie hits the mat hard, and Beth waits for her get up. She does, and Beth jumps off with Leave Me Alone (Top rope tornado DDT). Both girls are down.*
TH: Leave Me Alone from Beth Graham may have changed the tide of the match.
JK: May have? I’d say it definitely has.
*Beth pulls herself up with the ropes. She then pounces on Marie with several stomps before picking her up. She clubs Marie on the back with her forearm a few times. Marie falls to the ropes, and Beth goes back to kicking her. She then chokes Marie on the rope. The ref starts counting.
1…
2…
3…
4…
Beth lets go. She then pulls Marie from the ropes and then hits her with the Smooth Criminal (Swinging reverse DDT). She goes for a pin.
1…
2…
Marie kicks out.*
TH: Marie kicks out of the Smooth Criminal.
JK: Yeah, but it won’t be long before Beth puts her away. Don’t forget that Lauren Jamison is still out there.
TH: I actually did. Is she still out?
JK: I don’t know. Maybe someone should come out and check on her.
*Beth gets up and stomps on Marie some more. She picks up Marie and puts her into an abdominal stretch. She has it locked on tight for a minute or two, clubbing Marie in the abs a few times. However, after a while, Marie starts to get herself out of hit by punching Beth a few times. Beth tries to stop her with a suplex, but Marie counters it into a crossbody pin.
1…
2…
Beth kicks out. Both girls get up. Marie kicks Beth in the gut and goes for a powerbomb, but Beth counters with a double leg takedown and then locks Marie into a Texas cloverleaf.*
TH: Marie counters into a pin! But, Beth kicks out. Time for a powerbomb, but no! Beth counters into a Texas cloverleaf.
JK: Smart to go for the submission moves. That will really wear Marie down.
*Beth has the hold locked on tight for a few more minutes. However, Marie doesn’t give up. After a while, she pushes herself up off the mat and flips under Beth. She pushes Beth off. Marie gets up, but Beth surprises her with Off The Wall (Lariat takedown). She goes for another pin.
1…
2…
Marie kicks out.*
TH: Marie gets out of the Texas Cloverleaf only go down with Off The Wall.
JK: Beth is doing a good job of controlling the pace. If she keeps it up, then she’ll have this match won.
*Beth gets up and stomps on Marie again. Then, she grabs Marie’s hands and pushes her down for a pin.
1…
2…
Marie gets her shoulder up. However, Beth pushes her down again.
1…
2…
Marie gets her shoulder up. She pushes Marie’s shoulder down again. However, this time, Marie bridges up to keep her shoulders off the mat. Beth then jumps onto Marie to push her down, but Marie manages to keep her shoulders up. She jumps up again, but Marie gets her feet up. Beth lands with her gut onto Marie’s feet and rolls her onto her feet. Marie then jumps up onto Beth’s shoulders and rolls over, taking Beth to the mat with a sunset flip pin.
1…
2…
Beth kicks out.*
TH: Nice counter from Marie Martinique.
JK: It wasn’t that nice since it didn’t get her the pin.
*Both girls get up. Beth goes for a punch, but Marie ducks it and runs to the ropes, bouncing off of them. She charges at Beth, but Beth catches her in a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Marie rolls over onto the mat. Beth gets up and drops a few elbows onto Marie’s back. She then jumps onto Marie’s back with a senton and locks her into a Camel clutch. She has it locked on tight. Marie yells out in pain, struggling to get out. Luckily for her, she’s near the ropes. Marie reaches out with her leg and, after a few swipes, gets her foot on the rope. But, Beth doesn’t let go. So, the ref counts.
1…
2…
3…
4…
Beth lets go.*
TH: Beth Graham testing the limits of the ref’s count.
JK: As the great Bryan Danielson sort of said, “She has till FIVE!!!!”
*Beth grabs Marie’s legs to pull her away from the ropes. However, Marie grabs the rope and pushes Beth off. Beth staggers back but recovers, charging at Marie. However, Marie surprises her with a superkick. Beth staggers back again, and Marie charges at Beth with a crossbody, staying on her for a pin.
1…
2…
Beth pushes Marie off of her. Both girls get up. Marie charges at Beth, but Beth catches her with Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’ (Spinning back kick to midsection) and then hits her with the Sliced Bread #2, going for a pin soon after.
1…
2…
Marie kicks out.*
TH: Wanna be Startin’ Somethin’ and the Sliced Bread #2 aren’t enough to put Marie away.
JK: Damn! That should have put anyone away.
*Beth gets up and picks up Marie, putting her on her shoulders. She takes her time, walking around with Marie on her shoulders. This proves to be a big mistake as Marie slips off and drops Beth with a reverse DDT. Both women are down, and the ref starts counting.
1…
2…
3…
4…Both of them start stirring.
5…Both of them roll over onto their knees.
6…Both girls stand up.
Marie starts punching Beth. She then tries to whip Beth into a corner, but Beth reverses it. Marie stops herself from slamming into the turnbuckles. Beth charges at her, but Marie catches her with a back elbow. Marie then picks up Beth onto her shoulders and climbs up onto the second rope. She then hits Beth with The Haitian Valley Driver (Second rope Death Valley Driver). She goes for a pin.
1…
2…
Beth kicks out.*
TH: The Haitian Valley Driver from Marie Martinique! But, it doesn’t get the pin.
JK: Do they have valleys in Haiti?
TH: I don’t know. Why don’t you Google it?
JK: Maybe you should expand your knowledge to outside of wrestling, Hoss.
*Marie gets up and grabs Beth, but Beth surprises her with an inside cradle.
1…
2…
Marie kicks out. Both girls get up, and Beth attacks her with a few forearm clubs. But, Marie fights back with some kicks to her legs. Beth clubs Marie’s back. Marie kicks her. They go at it back and forth for a while until Marie wins out. She pushes Beth back into the ropes and tries to whip her across the ring, but Beth reverses it. Beth goes for a clothesline as Marie bounces off the ropes, but Marie ducks it, grabs the arm, and hits her with Thrown Into The Dominican Republic (Spinning crucifix dropped into a neckbreaker slam). She goes for a pin.
1…
2…
Beth kicks out.*
TH: Another Thrown Into The Dominican Republic doesn’t stop Beth Graham.
JK: She’s starting to comeback. Where is Lauren?
TH: I think she’s still knocked out.
JK: Really? Someone should check on her.
TH: Agreed.
*Marie gets up and picks up Beth, but Beth surprises her with a kick to the gut. She then whips Marie into the ropes. Marie doesn’t bounce off of them, but Beth still charges at her. Marie gets a boot up, and Beth runs right into it. Marie then grabs Beth and throws her over the ropes with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex. Beth grabs the top rope and lands on the apron. Marie moves out to the apron. She kicks Beth in the gut and hits her with a DDT onto the apron. Marie gets back into the ring, rolls Beth away from the ropes, and pins her.
1…
2…
Beth kicks out.*
TH: DDT on the apron.
JK: This is starting to turn into a brawl, especially if they’re going to the outside. And, that’s my kind of match.
TH: Hold up on that! There’s a pin. But, only a near fall.
*Marie picks up Beth and tries to whip her into the ropes. But, Beth reverses. However, Marie jumps onto the ropes and jumps off with a springboard twisting crossbody. Unfortunately for her, Beth ducks it; and Marie hits the mat. Beth picks up Marie and then hits her with Black Or White (Springboard bulldog). She goes for a pin.
1…
2…
Marie kicks out.*
TH: Black Or White after that missed crossbody. But, it also just gets a near fall!
JK: The pins are coming fast. They are looking to put each other away, which means they’re both winding down. And, that means someone is gonna get lucky.
*Beth gets up and kicks Marie a few times. She then picks up Marie and whips her into a corner. Marie hits the turnbuckles. She then picks up Marie and puts her onto the top turnbuckle. Beth climbs up, but Marie hits her with several elbows, eventually knocking Beth off the ropes. Marie turns around and gets up. She jumps off with Air Haiti (Shooting Star Press), hitting it unlike earlier. She stays on Beth for a pin.
1…
2…
Beth gets her foot on the rope.*
TH: Air Haiti! And, here… is… Beth getting her foot on the rope.
JK: She should have moved her like earlier.
TH: But, that could have given Beth enough time to recover.
JK: True. It’s a regular Catch-22.
*Both girls get up on their knees and start punching each other. Beth wins out and gets up, clubbing Marie with her forearms. Then, she hits Marie with the Bad Kick (roundhouse kick). She goes for the pin.*
1…
2…
Marie kicks out.*
TH: The Bad Kick from Beth Graham. And… another near fall!
JK: She’s getting a little desperate. Beth should bust out the Thriller and end this.
*Beth picks up Marie and goes for a bodyslam, but Marie slips out of it, landing behind Beth. Beth turns around, and Marie hits her with Ode To Wyclef Jean (Leg hook reverse STO). She goes for a pin.*
1…
2…
Beth kicks out.*
TH: Ode To Wyclef Jean! But, it doesn’t get the 3 either!
JK: Wyclef Jean?
TH: I believe he’s from Haiti.
JK: Really? Learn something new every day.
*Marie gets up and stomps on Beth. She then picks up Beth, who surprises her with a European uppercut. She then hits Marie with a few knife-edge chops, with the last one spinning Marie around. Beth grabs her and tries to ram her into a corner, but Marie stops her with a boot on the turnbuckle and a back elbow. Beth staggers back, falling on the ref. The ref tries to push her off. Meanwhile, Marie goes to the top. Suddenly, Lauren Jamison comes from nowhere and pushes Marie off. She lands on the ropes and bounces off.*
TH: What the hell!? Where did Lauren come from!?
JK: She was playing possum! Hiding and biding her time! Brilliant!
*Beth gets off the ref. She then grabs Marie, puts her on her shoulders, and hits her with Thriller (F-5 into a Rock Bottom). She goes for the pin.*
1…
2…
3!
Beth Graham’s music plays:*
MM: The winner of this match…..BETH GRAHAM!!!
TH: I don’t believe it! There’s the Thriller! And, that’s it!
JK: Outstanding! The Pack has done it again!
*Lauren runs into the ring and hugs Beth in celebration. Then, they look at Marie with evil looks in their eyes. They then go after Marie, attacking her. The crowd boos.*
TH: What a shock! The Pack is double-teaming a helpless opponent!
JK: Hey! They’re just getting some payback for the last time!
*As Lauren and Beth beat up on Marie, Rita Perez runs out with a steel chair. She runs down and blasts Lauren in the back with it. Beth attacks her, but Marie gets up and attacks Beth. The Caribbean Crew girls beat up Beth and then hit her Hurricane Season (Double Vertebreaker).*
TH: Here comes Rita with the save!
JK: Hey! She’s been banned!
TH: The match is over! And, there’s a chair to Lauren’s back. Beth attacks Rita, Marie comes to the save. They double-team Beth, and there’s the Hurricane Season!
*Rita and Marie then picks up Lauren and hit her with Hurricane Season as well.*
TH: And now, it’s Hurricane Season for Lauren as well!
JK: This is a travesty! Beth Graham has won the match, but she doesn’t look like the winner!
*Michael Rose’s music plays:*
TH: Looks like trouble is coming.
JK: Yeah, but for who?
*Michael Rose and Kerri Thompson come out. They both have on a Rose t-shirt, blue jeans, and boots. And, they both are carrying chains with them. They walk down to the ring and enter it. Rose takes a microphone from Muffer.*
Rose: Even though I have a mic, we didn’t come out here to talk. We want Sorrow and that Smiley Face ass to come out here right now.
*Sorrow’s music plays:
TH: Looks like they’re getting their wish.
JK: I don’t know why they want both guys to come out. I doubt they can handle Sorrow by themselves.
*Sorrow comes out with a steel chair in hand. He’s wearing all black and runs down to the ring. He slides in, and Kerri and Rose pounce on him, whipping him with their chains. Sorrow manages to get up and hits Rose with the chair. Kerri jumps onto Sorrow’s back and wraps the chain around Sorrow’s neck.*
TH: It’s a pier six brawl out here!
JK: Yeah, but where’s the Smiley Face guy.
*The lights go out.*
JK: Speak of the devil…
*The lights come back on, and Smiley Face (the guy in all black with the smiley face mask) is in the ring choking Rose with his own chain. Kerri jumps off of Sorrow and runs to his air. However, Smiley Face lets go of Rose and charges at Kerri, hitting her with a vicious lariat that flips her around onto the mat.*
TH: Good GAWD Almighty! What a clothesline!
JK: She’s dead!
*Sorrow recovers and goes after Smiley Face. They go at it back and forth when Smiley Face suddenly kicks Sorrow in the balls. He then grabs Sorrow and hits him with the Laugh Riot (Cradle Piledriver).*
TH: That’s the Laugh Riot! That’s the Comedian’s move!
JK: Gee! What a shock!?
*Smiley Face then goes to the outside. He roots under the ring and pulls out a table. He slides it into the ring and reenters it. Rose suddenly attacks Smiley Face, but a low blow stops him. Smiley Face then sets up the table by a corner. He then places Rose onto the table. Smiley Face then picks up Kerri and places her on top of Rose, 69-style. Smiley Face then goes to the top and jumps off with The Killing Joke (450 splash), sending them through the table.*
TH: Good GAWD! The Killing Joke through the table!
JK: That has to be Riggs.
*The lights go back out for a few seconds. When they come back on, Smiley Face is gone. Rose, Kerri, and Sorrow are all laid out in the ring.*
TH: It looks like the Comedian has found a way back into FAWA. But, how long will that last?
JK: Good question. And, here’s another one—why is he going after Sorrow?
TH: With Riggs, who knows? Of course, now we have to wonder how Rose, Kerri, and Sorrow will retaliate.
JK: If they’re smart, then they’ll leave him well enough alone.
TH: Well, now that all the action has been cleared, let’s get to our next match.
MM: The following contest is scheduled for one fall.
*CW Who’s music plays:*
MM: Introducing first, from the Land of Confusion…at 6 feet, 1 inch…weighing in at 200 lbs…C.W. Who!!
*CW Who comes out behind the mask, he looks really confused to be here, but he stumbles to the ring while high fiving the fans. He’s wearing his unusual wrestling outfit. He then enters the rin.*
TH: We have more action from The Breakfast Pack as Shaun Clark will take on this man, CW Who.
JK: It will be interesting to see Shaun take on a man who’s about the same size as him. Most of his previous opponents have been a little bigger.
TH: Well, he held his own against those bigger opponents. So, this should be easy for him.
*Shaun Clark’s music plays:* *
MM: Coming down the aisle, being accompanied by Nick Britt, at 5 foot 9 inches, weighing in at 210 pounds, from Schermer, Illinois—SHAUN CLARK.
*Shaun and Nick come out to the boos of the crowd. Shaun is wearing black and red checkered wrestling tights, black wrist tape, and black boots. Nick is wearing his letterman’s jacket, a Choose Breakfast shirt, blue jeans, and Nikes. They walk down to the ring. Shaun enters it, while Nick just walks around ringside.*
TH: Unsurprisingly, Shaun has come out with Nick Britt. I’m sure he’ll have some interaction in this match.
JK: He’s just there to help his partner and give moral support.
TH: I’m sure CW Who isn’t gonna appreciate that moral support.
*The bell rings. They circle each other and then tie up. CW pushes Shaun into a corner, but he pushes out. They struggle to another corner. CW tries to push Shaun into the corner, but he pushes out. They keep on struggling in the collar and elbow tie up, neither man getting the upperhand. Suddenly, CW pushes Shaun off. They go for another, but Shaun suddenly slaps CW. CW just shrugs it off and attacks Shaun, beating him back into the corner with a flurry of kicks and punches.*
TH: That may have been a mistake.
JK: Shaun was just trying to get CW off of his game.
TH: I don’t think it work.
JK: No, it definitely did not!
*CW continues beating on Shaun in the corner. He starts choking Shaun, prompting a count.
1…
2…
3…
4…
CW lets go. Nick yells at the ref and CW for his aggressive streak. CW yells back. This allows Shaun to sneak up on CW with an elbow to the back of the head. However, CW fights back with an elbow shot to Shaun’s face, knocking him down. Shaun gets up and tries to punch CW, but he grabs the arm, puts Shaun in a hammerlock, and takes him down to the mat.*
TH: That sneak attack didn’t pay off!
JK: CW should have kept his eye on the match and not worried about Nick Britt.
TH: Well, it didn’t matter anyway, as CW Who firmly in control with that hammerlock.
*CW has the hold locked on tight. Shaun almost gets out of it, but CW counters with a reverse chinlock. Shaun struggles to get out of it. After a few seconds, he rolls out, but CW still has a hold of him. They get up, and Shaun pushes CW into the corner. Shaun then hits CW with a vicious knife-edge chop. Shaun then celebrates that move, but this is a mistake as CW attacks Shaun from behind. He then whips Shaun into the corner. CW then hits Shaun with a chop of his own. And then another. And another. And another. And another. And another. And another. And another. And another. And another.*
TH: Bah Gawd! Those chops!
JK: Shaun’s chest must be beet red!
TH: I think blood red would be more appropriate!
JK: I have to agree now.
*Shaun falls down after CW is done chopping the shit out of him. Nick walks over to check on him. Shaun gets up in pain until he sees CW taunting him. Shaun gets angry. They yell at each other and then tie up again. Shaun wins out, putting CW in a headlock. CW throws Shaun off. He hits the ropes and hits CW with a shoulder block. CW gets up, and Shaun puts him into another headlock. CW pushes him off again into the ropes, but Shaun bounces off and hits CW with another shoulder block. Shaun then taunts CW like he did earlier. CW doesn’t like this and chops Shaun. Shaun chops back. Soon, they are in a vicious chop war.*
TH: We got a chop war, King!
JK: It’s like watching a Ric Flair-Ricky Steamboat match.
*They continue to chop one another. Eventually, CW changes things up with a punch. And another. And another. And then, he finishes with an eye poke. This surprises Shaun and sends him staggering back into a corner. CW charges at him with a splash, hitting it. CW then unleashes a flurry of punches, but Shaun is able to push him off. CW charges at Shaun, but Shaun rolls out of the corner. Shaun gets up and charges at CW, but he catches Shaun in a scoop slam. He then grabs Shaun’s leg and puts him into a kneebar.*
TH: I’m surprised by how much of a brawl this match has been. These two guys aren’t exactly brawlers
JK: I guess they decided to change up their styles in order to throw each other off. But, since they both had the same idea, it’s not exactly working for either of them.
*CW has the kneebar locked on tight. Shaun tries to kick him off, but CW changes it to an armbar. Shaun grabs at CW’s mask and tries to pull him off. But, CW grabs his other arm and pushes it down for a pin.
1…
2…
Shaun gets his shoulder up. CW then jumps up, and Shaun gets his legs up, pushing CW up. They end up on their feet. Shaun jumps onto CW’s shoulders and uses his momentum to hurricanrana CW over the ropes. Both men fall to the outside.*
TH: Shaun Clark hurricanrana’s CW to the outside, sending them both to the outside.
JK: If it’s been a brawl before, then it’s gonna get worse on the outside.
TH: Especially with Nick Britt at ringside.
JK: If I was CW, I’d get back into the ring immediately.
*The ref starts counting.
1…Both men are down.
2…Both men are still down.
3…Shaun gets up.
4…Shaun gets to the apron.
5…Shaun enters the ring, breaking the count.
Shaun then grabs the ref, feigning an injury. The ref tries to get him off. On the outside, CW gets up and goes to the steps. As he climbs up them, Nick runs over, grabs his leg, and knocks him off. CW lands face first onto the steps.*
TH: Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! Nick Britt just interfered in the match, knocking CW off the steps.
JK: Hey! That could have been an accident! Nick Britt is an excitable boy. He probably just bumped him by mistake.
TH: It’s amazing how you rationalize things.
*Shaun lets go of the ref, saying that he’ll tough it out. CW is still down. Nick mockingly yells at CW to get up. He does after a few seconds. Suddenly, Shaun runs to the ropes, jumps over them, and lands on CW with a corkscrew plancha. The ref starts counting.
1…Shaun gets up.
2…Shaun picks up CW.
3…Shaun rams CW face first onto the steel guardrail.
4…Shaun punches CW a few times.
5…Shaun throws CW into the ring.
Shaun reenters the ring and stomps on CW a few times. He then picks up CW and hits him with Gates Of Steel (Cross-legged brainbuster). He goes for a pin.
1…
2…
CW kicks out.*
TH: Gates Of Steel from Shaun Clark, but it ain’t enough to put CW Who away.
JK: CW is a tough bird. But, then again, we eat birds. So…
TH: What are you talking about?
JK: Hey! All my comments can’t be winners.
*Shaun grabs CW’s head and punches him. He gets on top of CW and punches him several times. CW manages to fight Shaun off. CW goes to the ropes for a breather. He then charges at Shaun, but Shaun takes him down with a single leg takedown. He punches CW again. However, CW gets his legs up and locks Shaun in an armbar. Shaun tries to stay on his feet, but CW pushes him to the mat with a cross armbreaker. CW has it locked on tight, but Shaun struggles to push himself up. But, it’s not working. So, he moves over to the ropes and gets his leg on the bottom rope.*
TH: Nice counter by CW Who with that cross armbreaker.
JK: Shaun needs to get out of this hold. It is very dangerous.
TH: And, he has, getting himself to the ropes.
JK: It’s easy and effective.
*CW lets go of the hold. Shaun uses the ropes to pull himself up. CW charges at him, hitting him with an elbow to the back of the head. He pulls CW from the ropes with a sleeperhold. Shaun moves around to get out of it, getting CW near a corner. Shaun then runs to the corner and surprises CW with Sliced Bread #2, getting out of the sleeper. With CW down, Shaun goes to the turnbuckles. He jumps onto the bottom turnbuckle, jumping off with a moonsault. He gets up, goes to the second turnbuckle, and jumps off with another moonsault. He gets up, goes to the top turnbuckle, and jumps off with a third moonsault, staying on top of CW for a pin.*
1…
2…
CW kicks out.*
TH: Total Devo! But, it doesn’t end the match!
JK: Shaun is starting to gain control of the match. That was a nice counter with the Sliced Bread #2. And, Total Devo almost got the pin.
*Shaun gets up and picks up CW. He then hits CW with the Mongoloid Bomb (Straight jacket lift into a powerbomb), going for another pin.
1…
2…
CW kicks out.*
TH: Mongoloid Bomb doesn’t get the pin either.
JK: Shaun’s busting out the big moves. He must be ready to put CW away.
*Shaun picks up CW, going for a suplex, but CW lands on his feet. He pushes Shaun into a corner and charges at him. However, Shaun stops him with a back elbow. CW staggers back, and Shaun gets onto the top turnbuckle. He goes for a leaping lungblower, but CW counters with a modified overhead belly-to-belly suplex. Shaun lands on his feet and turns around right into a kick to the gut from CW. CW then hits Shaun with a sit down powerbomb, holding him for a pin.
1…
2…
Shaun kicks out.*
TH: CW gets a near fall as well.
JK: Shaun is too tough for a simple powerbomb to stop him.
*Both men get up. Shaun goes for a punch, but CW grabs it, wraps around Shaun, and hits him with a Russian legsweep. CW then goes to the top turnbuckle. Suddenly, Nick runs over and grabs CW’s leg. The ref yells at him, but CW is able to punch him off. However, the distraction allowed Shaun to recover. He jumps up onto the turnbuckle and attacks CW. Shaun goes for a suplex, but CW holds on. He punches Shaun in the gut several times and then throws Shaun off with an inverted suplex slam.*
TH: CW goes to the top! And, what a shock! Nick Britt is getting involved again!
JK: Maybe CW’s boot were untied.
TH: How can you… Wait a minute! CW fought him off! But, Shaun jumps onto the turnbuckle. He goes for a suplex, but CW throws him off!
*Shaun rolls over onto his back. CW then jumps off with a flying elbow drop. He goes for a pin.
1…
2…
3!
CW Who’s music plays:*
MM: The winner of this match….CW WHO!!!
TH: There’s the flying elbow drop! He did it! CW has won!
JK: Boo!
*CW gets up and celebrates his victory. But, he doesn’t celebrate for long. Nick enters the ring and attacks CW. Shaun gets up and joins him. However, CW hits both of them with low blows. Shaun falls down. CW grabs Nick and hits him with The Breakdown (Pedigree).*
TH: And, here’s the double-team, as usual.
JK: Hey! They are just trying to teach CW some manners.
TH: Good GAWD! Double lowblows! And, there’s the Breakdown to Nick Britt.
JK: In the immortal words of Stephanie Tanner, how rude!
*CW then goes after Shaun. He picks him up for another Breakdown. However, Brandon Barger (in his street clothes) runs down and hits him with Your Latest Trick (lariat).*
TH: Time for another Breakdown!
JK: NO! It’s not!
TH: Brandon Barger with Your Latest Trick lariat!
JK: That will teach him some manners.
*Brandon beats down on CW, and Shaun soon joins him. Suddenly, AmericAnt runs down to the ring. He attacks both men, banging their heads together. He beats Brandon back to the ropes and then clotheslines him over the ropes. Nick recover and tries to attack AmericAnt, but he gets hit with the Old Glory Boot (Discus Boot). Nick rolls to the outside.*
TH: Here comes AmericAnt with the save!
JK: What is the Patriotic Pest doing out here!?
TH: Saving CW Who. And, there goes Brandon Barger. And, the Old Glory Boot sends Shaun out.
*Shaun then jumps onto AmericAnt’s back. However, CW comes to his aid, attacking Shaun. He pulls Shaun off of AmericAnt and then hits him with The Breakdown. CW picks up Shaun and throws him to AmericAnt, who picks up Shaun in a gorilla press and then throws him out of the ring onto Brandon and Nick.*
TH: And, CW returns the favor! There’s the Breakdown. And, there goes Shaun Clark!
JK: This is horrible! Shaun Clark has lost the match, but he wasn’t able to look like the winner afterwards!
TH: Well, he deserves it!
JK: Whatever, Hoss!
*The camera is on the commentators but their audio is cut as they try to talk but they notice a familiar voice echoing around the arena.*
It's been a while FAWA Galaxy since I was last here, things have changed Gus is the World Champion, Evil M has a World title shot, a rather unbalanced breakfast is wreaking havoc.
Oh and Jessie Drakin is in charge how nice. Meanwhile her useless scumbag husband is completely whipped! He's gone from the most feared man in FAWA to a man who willingly handed his balls over to his wife and they now reside in her purse, next to her checkbook and a few sticks of gum.
It would almost make me sad if Drakin weren't utterly impossible to pity, I'll have my vengeance, mark my words Drakin, someday soon I'll get you.
JK: What the hell was that about?
TH: I have no idea and it will be interesting how Jessica reacts to this as well as Comedian.
JK: Bet she is going to be pissed about the lack of control by security and production. I know I would.
TH: Well, it's time for our main event, and time to see if Jordan Mac could find a partner to tag with.
JK: Jordan's a celebrity, Tim. I'm sure they guys in the back were begging for a chance to tag with him all week!
TH: I don't think even you believe that, Jesse.
MM: Introducing first, at 6 feet 6 inches, weighing in at 287 lbs., from Rockland, Massachusetts, the 2014 Money in the Bank winner, EVIL M!!!!!
*Evil M comes from the back with his Money In The Bank briefcase that he shows he has. He has on long black tights, with "Evil M" written in red down both legs, leather jacket worn during entrance, and sunglasses. He enters the ring, takes off the jacket and sunglasses, and hands them and the briefcase to the referee.*
TH: Here comes Evil M, Mr. Money in the Bank and I’m sure he is ecstatic about reteaming with Jonathan Michaels here in FAWA.
JK: He really should have chosen a better partner because I can’t stand Jonathan.
MM: And his partner, from Los Angeles, California...at 6 foot, 3 inches...weighing in at 240 lbs...the 2015 King of the Ring, Jonathan Michaels!!!
*Michaels walks out as Smoke, no pyro, blows behind him and video of dangerous film stunts play. He walks down to the ring and enters it.
TH: Speaking of Jonathan…the 2015 Lord of the Ring makes his way to the ring.
JK: I still can’t believe this guy beat Jordan Mac.
MM: And their opponents, first, from Atlanta, Georgia…at 6 feet, 3 inches…weighing 245 lbs...."Black Gold" Jordan Mac!
*Jordan Mac walks to the ring with his “Black Gold Crew” nowhere in sight. His usual toothy smile has been replaced with a menacing frown. He enters the ring as the crowd is booing him, but he ignores them.*
TH: And here comes the Jordan Mac. I bet he is letting people wait till he reveals his partner.
JK: It is called anticipation and I can’t wait to see these people react to he ultimately decided would have the honor to be his partner.
MM: And his partner... at 6 feet 2 inches, weighing in at 192 pounds, from Santa Monica Boulevard in Hollywood, CA..."Hollywood's Own" Michael Hayden!!!
TH: Wow….this is a huge get for him.
JK: You’re damn right this was good. And this also makes sense as both are beloved by many. Jordan Mac has his celebrity status and Michael Hayden just owns his Hollywood nickname. No way Evil M & Jono beat these two.
TH: We shall see about that.
*The bell rings. We start off with Michael Hayden and Jonathan Michaels. Hayden attacks Michaels from behind. He beats Michaels into the ropes, but Michaels shoves him to the mat. He punches Hayden a few times and then whips him across the ring. Jordan makes a blind tag as Hayden bounces off the ropes. Jordan hits Michaels with a hip toss and then a German suplex. Jordan hits Michaels with a European uppercut, knocking him back to the mat. He picks Michaels up and uppercuts him into the neutral corner. He then whips Jonathan across the ring into the opposite corner. Jordan charges at Jonathan, but he gets a boot up, hitting him. Jonathan then charges at Mac, but he catches Jonathan with a spinebuster. Jordan waits for Jonathan to get up. He does, and Jordan goes for a back suplex. But Jonathan rolls over and lands on his feet. Jordan turns around, and Jonathan hits him with a spinebuster of his own. He goes for a pin.
1…
2…
Jordan kicks out. Jonathan then picks up Jordan, slams him to his team’s corner, and tags in Evil M. He enters the ring and punches Jordan. Evil M picks up Jordan and hits him with the Snake Eyes on the turnbuckle. He then punches Jordan into the corner, knocking him down to the bottom turnbuckle. He stomps on Jordan and then starts choking him with his foot. The ref does a count.
1…
2…
3…
4…
Evil M lets go. He then picks up Jordan, pushes him into the ropes, and whips him across the ring. Evil M goes for a clothesline, but Jordan ducks and surprises him with a German suplex. He rolls over, picks up M, and hits him with another one. Jordan rolls over and hits Evil M with a third German suplex. Jordan rolls over again, this time hitting Evil M with a fallaway slam. Jordan rolls over and tags in Michael Hayden. He enters with a hurricanrana to Evil M when he stands up. Hayden gets up and runs to the ropes. Evil M gets up and goes for a clothesline, but Hayden ducks it and drops Evil M to the mat with RONALDO! Hayden goes for the pin . 1…
2…
Evil M kicks out. Both men get up. Evil M goes for a punch, but Hayden ducks it and nails Evil M with the Falcon Kick. Hayden goes for another pin.
1…
2…
Evil M kicks out again. He gets up onto his knees, but Hayden performs a double stomp to his chest and goes for another pin.
1…
2…
Evil M kicks out again. Both men get up. Evil M surprises Hayden with a punch to the throat. Hayden staggers back. Evil M then tags in Jonathan Michaels. He enters the ring and goes after Hayden, but Hayden rolls out of the way. Hayden suddenly hits Evil M with a Shotei. Evil M staggers back but goes back. Hayden hits him with another Shotei. Evil M staggers back. Hayden goes for another Shotei, but Evil M surprises him with a knee to the head, knocking him out of the ring. Evil M exits the ring. The ref starts counting.
1…Evil M picks up Hayden
2…Evil M then throws Hayden into the guardrail.
3…Evil M picks up Hayden drops him throat first onto the guardrail.
Suddenly, Jordan Mac and Jonathan Michaels rush over. The ref exits the ring to stop them, allowing Evil M to choke Hayden on the guardrail. Evil M stops choking Hayden. The ref gets Mac and Michaels to go back to their corners. Evil M then throws Hayden back into the ring. Evil M then reenters the ring, stomping on Hayden before dropping an elbow onto his back. He then picks up Hayden and drops him with the mat with a two handed chokebomb, holding for a pin.
1…
2…
Hayden kicks out. Evil M gets up and picks up Hayden. He pushes Hayden back into a corner and then whips him across the ring into the opposite corner. Evil M charges at Hayden, but he gets a boot up, hitting M right in the face. Evil M staggers back. Hayden charges at him and hits him with another Falcon Kick. He goes for a pin.
1…
2…
Jonathan Michaels runs in and kicks Hayden, breaking the pin. Hayden gets up and yells at Jonathan, who just ignores him as he moves back onto the apron. Hayden grabs Evil M, but he surprises Hayden with a few punches to the gut. Evil M slams Hayden into a corner. He then goes to charge at Hayden but Hayden ducks and gets a right hook from Jordan Mac. Mac tags himself in. Jordan picks up Evil M and signals for Hayden to go the top rope. Hayden climbs up and the pair hit Evil M with a Doomsday Device. Jordan goes for a pin.
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2…
Evil M kicks out. Both men get up. Jordan grabs Evil M but he surprises him with a big boot. The boot sends Jordan to his corner, and Hayden tags himself in. But, Evil M tags in Michaels. They both rush in the ring. Hayden hits a dropkick onto Michaels. Michaels gets up. Hayden dropkicks him again. Hayden runs to the ropes, bounces off of them, and hits him with a standing shooting star press. Michaels gets back up but Hayden hits him with RONALDO DOS! Hayden goes the top rope to perform the First Class Flight, but Jordan quickly tags himself in and hits Michaels with the Gold Rush. Jordan goes for the pin.
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3!*
MM: Here are your winners, JORDAN MAC AND MICHAEL HAYDEN!
JK: What did I tell you? I always knew Jordan could find a partner, and not only did he find one to match his celebrity status, but they got the win as well!
TH:Well he definitely got the win, but I don't think Michael Hayden appreciates having what he would consider to be his pinfall taken from him.
JK: Tim, who cares who pinned who? Michael & Jordan got the pinfall and showed the world that they're the top dogs here in FAWA!
TH: One thing is for certain, Jordan Mac & Michael Hayden are angrier and hungrier than we have ever seen them before. With these new personalities, the sky is the limit for how far they'll go.
Writers * Seth Drakin Says Boo-Yah * Hulk Thiebad * "DJ" Magnum P.I. * ?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 25, 2015 20:20:28 GMT -5
NiteRaw Week 18
*Fireworks shoot out from the stage as the camera heads to “Gorilla” Tim Hoss & Jesse King.*
Tim Hoss: Welcome everyone to NiteRaw. I’m “Gorilla” Tim Hoss and with me is my partner, Jesse King
Jesse King: Gorilla, this winter weather has been crazy the last few days.
TH: That it is, but the winter isn’t going to stop us from delivering great FAWA action here on NiteRaw. Our first match tonight is going to have Michael Rose have his first match since losing the Fan Forums Championship Title to Jeremy Dupoe, as he takes on the Star-Spangled Ant, AmericAnt.
JK: Once again, I don’t care who wins. Can you know who just come out and beat both of them down?
TH: Next we have a number one contenders match for the World Title at the St. Patrick’s Day NiteRaw when the last two contenders for the belt, “Black Gold” Jordan Mac & “Hollywood’s Own” Michael Hayden do battle for another chance.
JK: While I also don’t care who wins this match, I predict that the winner of this match…..will be the next World Heavyweight Champion.
TH: And in our main event, the world champion Gus Richlen will be in action. He wanted one of the members of the Breakfast Pack and he got that in the jock of the group, Nick Britt.
JK: I smell a huge upset with Nick Britt beating Gus Richlen.
TH: Well, if that happens, he might be in line for a title match since he did beat the champion.
JK: Exactly….
TH: Well, let’s get to the action with Michael Muffer as he introduces our first match of the night.
Michael Muffer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall.
*AmericAnt’s music plays:*
MM: Introducing first...from The Land of Opportunity...at 6 feet, 5 inches...weighing in at 302 lbs...AmericAnt!!!
*AmericAnt comes down from the back waving the US flag as he goes to the ring. Inside the ring, he does poses ala Hulk Hogan and then hands the flag to the referee.*
TH: We are in for some great action as AmericAnt takes on Michael Rose.
JK: This is gonna end in a huge brawl.
TH: What makes you say that?
JK: Well, the Patriotic Pest has gotten on the bad side of the Breakfast Pack. And, Rose has two masked men after him.
TH: Great point. Both guys will have to deal with each other and their enemies.
*Michael Rose’s theme plays:*
MM: Coming down the aisle with Kerri Thompson, at 6 foot 4 inches, and weighing 262 pounds, from Las Vegas, Nevada: MICHAEL ROSE.
*Michael Rose and Kerri Thompson come out to the cheers of the crowd. Rose is wearing purple short wrestling trunks, purple elbow and knee pads, and purlple boots, all with a rose on them. Kerri is wearing her regular non-wrestling attire and has her arm wrapped around Michael’s. And, Rose is holding a rose bouquet. He sniffs it and throws some roses to the crowd. They eventually make it to the ring and slide under the bottom rope. In the ring, Rose makes his way to a corner, stands on the second turnbuckle, sniffs the rose bouquet, and blows a kiss to the crowd. Rose then hands the bouquet to Kerri, and she exits the ring.*
TH: I wonder what Rose has in store for that masked man Smiley Face if he shows up again.
JK: Well, that bouquet he carries has a lead pipe in it.
TH: What makes you say that?
JK: He’s had a lead pipe in a bouquet before. And, that’s what I’d do if I carried one down to the ring.
*The bell rings. Both men tie up. Rose locks AmericAnt in a headlock. He quickly rolls it around into a hammerlock. AmericAnt tries to roll out of it, but Rose locks him into a headlock again. AmericAnt pushes him off, sending him into the ropes. Rose bounces off of them. And, AmericAnt blasts him with the Star Spangled Elbow (Bionic Elbow). Rose goes down hard.*
TH: AmericAnt busting out the big moves earlier, hitting Rose with the Star Spangled Elbow.
JK: It’s simple but effective. And, if I was the Patriotic Pest, I’d try to end this early and get away before the Pack, Sorrow, and Smiley Face show up.
*Rose gets up onto his knees. AmericAnt lets him get up. He does. They circle one another and then tie up again. Rose soon puts AmericAnt into a wristlock, ringing it for added measure. However, AmericAnt counters with a wristlock of his own. But, Rose flips around to lock AmericAnt back into the wristlock and then goes for another headlock. AmericAnt counters with a belly-to-back suplex, but Rose lands on his feet. Rose runs to the ropes, bouncing off of them. AmericAnt goes for a clothesline, but Rose ducks. He bounces off the opposite ropes and goes for a crossbody, but AmericAnt catches him and bodyslams Rose to the mat. He then drops an elbow onto Rose and goes for a pin.
1…
2…
Rose kicks out.*
TH: Nice bodyslam counter. And, elbow drop. But, it only gets a 2 count.
JK: AmericAnt has Rose’s number so far. I’m guessing Rose is distracted a little.
TH: Wouldn’t you be if you had not one but two masked maniacs after you?
JK: Good point.
*AmericAnt picks up Rose and pushes him Rose back into the ropes. He whips Rose across the ring and goes for another clothesline, but Rose slides under his legs. Rose gets up. AmericAnt turns around into a hard roundhouse punch. Rose punches AmericAnt back into the ropes and whips him across the ring. Rose goes for a dropkick, but AmericAnt holds onto the ropes. Rose falls down, and AmericAnt grabs his legs. He then catapults Rose into a corner. AmericAnt then rolls Rose up into a schoolboy pin.*
1…
2…
Rose grabs the ropes.*
JK: Smart move by Rose. Just grab the rope and don’t waste any energy kicking out.
TH: AmericAnt got a little sloppy there, pinning Rose near the ropes.
JK: He should learn form that mistake.
*Both men get up. AmericAnt takes Rose down with a snapmare and then puts Rose into a headlock. Rose manages to get out of it by putting AmericAnt into a headscissors. However, AmericAnt rolls around and pins Rose.
1…
2…
Rose pushes himself and AmericAnt up and rolls him around into a backslide pin attempt. However, AmericAnt uses his strength to power Rose down into a backslide pin of his own.
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2…
Rose rolls over onto his feet. Both men get up, and AmericAnt suddenly takes Rose to the mat with a headlock takedown, holding onto the headlock.*
TH: Nice series of counters from each men.
JK: AmericAnt prove to be too powerful for Rose.
TH: True, but let’s not count Rose out yet.
*AmericAnt has it locked on tight. Rose struggles to get out of it. He manages to push himself off the mat and pushes AmericAnt off into the ropes. AmericAnt bounces off and hits Rose with a shoulderblock, knocking Rose down. AmericAnt goes to the ropes again, bouncing off of them. Rose rolls over to trip AmericAnt up, but he jumps over him. AmericAnt bounces off the ropes, and Rose suddenly hits him with the Rose Thorn (front lungblower).*
TH: Rose Thorn from out of nowhere! This could give Rose control of the match again.
JK: He better not leg up. AmericAnt has had Rose’s number so far.
*Rose gets up. So does AmericAnt, but just to his knees. Rose punches AmericAnt a few times. AmericAnt punches back, getting himself up onto his fee. However, Rose hits AmericAnt with a European uppercut. Rose goes for another hammerlock. AmericAnt hits Rose with a few back elbows to get out of it. So, Rose changes things up, grabbing AmericAnt’s other arm and locking him into a full nelson. AmericAnt struggles to get out of it, but Rose has it locked on tight. AmericAnt does manage to get close to a turnbuckle. He pushes off with his foot, knocking them both down and escaping the hold.*
TH: Nice escape by AmericAnt.
JK: Smart, too. That was much easier than trying to pull Rose’s arms apart.
*Both men get up. They start punching each other, but Rose soon gets the upperhand. He punches AmericAnt into the ropes and then whips him across the ring. As AmericAnt bounces off the ropes, Rose tries to hit him with a hiptoss. But, AmericAnt counters with a knee to the gut. He then hits Rose with the Springsteen Spike (Pumphandle half nelson driver), going for the pin.
1…
2…
Rose kicks out.*
TH: Springsteen Spike almost gets the win for AmericAnt.
JK: Almost doesn’t win matches, though.
*Both men get up. AmericAnt kicks Rose in the gut. AmericAnt then runs behind Rose, bounces off the ropes, and hits Rose with the Americana Kick (Running arched big boot from behind). He goes for another pin.
1…
2…
Rose kicks out again.*
TH: Another nearfall, this time with the Americana Kick.
JK: AmericAnt looks to be getting a little desperate, which could prove useful to Rose.
*AmericAnt gets up and picks up Rose for a suplex. However, Rose slips out of it and lands on his feet behind AmericAnt. Rose grabs AmericAnt and hits him with The Purple Rose (Ricochet, belly to back suplex into an elbow drop to the stomach). Rose then goes for a pin.
1…
2…
AmericAnt kicks out.*
TH: The Purple Rose from Michael Rose gets him just a two.
JK: There are purple roses?
TH: I guess so. I’m no florist.
JK: Really? You know so many boring subjects. How are flowers not one of them?
*Rose gets up and goes to the top turnbuckle for a moonsault. However, AmericAnt gets up and knocks Rose off, crotching him. He then climbs up and hits Rose with a super belly-to-back suplex. AmericAnt gets up and then picks up Rose for a powerbomb, but Rose counters with a back body drop. Suddenly, the lights go out. After a few seconds, they come back on; and Smiley Face is in the ring with a steel chair. Rose tries to attack him, but Smiley Face ducks his punch. He then goes after AmericAnt as he stands up and blasts him in the head with the steel chair. The ref calls for the bell.*
TH: What the hell!? Smiley Face is in the ring! And, he just clocked AmericAnt with the chair!
JK: Maybe he’s Russian?
MM: Here is your winner, by disqualification—AMERICANT!
TH: I don’t believe this! Smiley Face did that on purpose to cost Rose the match!
JK: Smart! I would have done the same!
*Rose attacks Smiley Face. He fights back. Kerri runs into the ring to help Rose. Suddenly, Sorrow runs down and knocks all three down a vicious shoulderblock.*
TH: Here comes Sorrow! He knocks all three down!
JK: I’m surprised it took him this long!
*Sorrow attacks Rose, but Smiley Face gets up and attacks him. Suddenly, AmericAnt gets up and attacks Sorrow and Smiley Face, knocking their heads together. AmericAnt goes after Sorrow while Rose and Kerri attack Smiley Face. Suddenly, Brandon Barger runs down and attacks AmericAnt, hitting him with a lowblow.*
TH: Now, Brandon Barger is getting involved!
JK: I knew this would happen.
*Rose sees this and comes to AmericAnt’s aid. This allows Smiley Face to poke Kerri in the eye and run away. Meanwhile, Rose attacks Brandon, hitting him with the Kiss From A Rose (Go To Sleep).*
TH: Kiss From A Rose to Brandon Barger!
JK: What the hell!? Rose should stay out of Brandon’s business.
*Sorrow attacks Rose after he gets up. However, AmericAnt suddenly grabs Sorrow and hits him with the American Slam. Rose and AmericAnt then pick up Sorrow and throw him out of the ring. Both men then pick up Brandon and throw him out as well, sending flying over the ropes and landing onto Sorrow.*
TH: Michael Rose and AmericAnt have cleaned house.
JK: Yeah, but I have a feeling Sorrow and Brandon Barger will get revenge.
TH: Well, it won’t be tonight, that’s for sure. Let’s get to our next…
*King and Hoss look to be setting up the next segment as the audio cuts off and just like last week a voice begins to play
Jesse, Jesse, Jesse, your security is absolutely awful, I mean you told them to be on extra high alert and then look what happened once again I'm here with a live microphone talking to my loving fans in FAWA.
You act like you're in control here Jessica but we both know that's not true we all remember what happened last time you thought you were in control...
And just to show you who's in control let's have some fun MAESTRO!!
Catchy little ditty isn't it? I mean come on since I've left things have been decidedly less fun around here. And may I ask you, “where is the Pantheon when you need them?”
I mean that would get Seth "Jesse's Girl" Drakin's balls back and make things much more interesting.
Maybe a more direct message will work better....
See you next week!
TH: Goddammit, once again….our set has been invaded again by this punk.
JK: Jessica’s security is really being lax. Smiley Face has shown up and now we get this crap.
TH: Well now that everything is back in form, we can get to our next match.
"]MM: The following match is set for one fall and it is to determine the number one contender for the FAWA World Heavyweight Championship!
MM: Introducing first, from Atlanta, Georgia…at 6 feet, 3 inches…weighing 245 lbs...."Black Gold" Jordan Mac!
*Jordan Mac walks to the ring with his “Black Gold Crew” nowhere in sight. His usual toothy smile has been replaced with a menacing frown. He enters the ring as the crowd is booing him, but he ignores them.*
TH: Jordan said to me two weeks ago that he is hungrier and angrier than he's ever been, Jesse.
JK: And I couldn't be more excited, Tim! Jordan's mean streak got him the win against Evil M and Jonathan Michaels last week, and I know it'll get him the W tonight. Jordan said himself that we have yet to see him at 100%, and I've got a feeling that we're looking at our next World Heavyweight Champion.
TH: There's a lot of things that Jordan says. Only time will tell which things end up coming true.
MM: And his opponent... at 6 feet 2 inches, weighing in at 192 pounds, from Santa Monica Boulevard in Hollywood, CA..."Hollywood's Own" Michael Hayden!!!
*The crowd gives huge boos as Michael Hayden comes out with a smile on his face and signaling he is going the next world champion. He enters the ring and laughs at the crowd booing him, but gets angered after staring Jordan in the eye*
TH: Still think Michael's not mad about Jordan stealing his victory last week?
JK: "Stolen?" What's with you and all these sensationalist headlines? Team Red Carpet got the victory last week, so Jessica Draken decided they should get an opportunity to be number one contender. Jordan wants the gold, and Michael's showing that he wants it more. I'm sure once all this is said and done, these two will go back to being acquaintances with each other, y'know, like Ryu & Ken.
TH: I have no idea who those two are. Also, "Team Red Carpet"?
*The bell rings and Jordan Mac charges into him, taking Hayden down with a sick big boot! Instead of going for a pin, Mac delivers a number of leg drops to the chest of Michael before Hayden rolls over, and Jordan lands on the mat. Hayden then tries hit Mac with the RONALDO!! (pele kick), but Mac ducks and hits him with a devastating right hook!
Jordan Mac gets up from the mat and thinks about pinning Hayden. Jordan mouths "not yet" and picks Hayden up and hits him with the Star Struck (Lifiting Side Slam).
Jordan then picks up Michael and whips him into the ropes. Hayden bounces off of them, and Jordan goes for a lariat. However, Hayden ducks it. Jordan turns back around, and Hayden hits him with RONALDO!! Jordan staggers back dazed. Suddenly, Hayden gets up, runs to the ropes, bounces off of them, and hits Jordan with RONALDO DOS!! (running single leg dropkick). Jordan looks knocked out completely. Hayden goes for the pin.
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Kickout!
Michael can't believe that Jordan kicked out of his devastating duo. He then locks Jordan in a Lightning Lock Beta. Jordan then screams in pain. After a few minutes, Michael lets go and laughs in Jordan's face, who is holding his leg. He continues the stomps on the leg and even slams his leg to the mat. Michael then goes for the Welcome to the Gaslamp, but Jordan moves and hits Michael with a german suplex.
Jordan gets up first and hobbles over to Michael. He sits on Michael and puts him into a cloverleaf. After a few minutes, Jordan gets off of him and gives him some shots to the face. Jordan gets up and Michael is also able to get up. We then notice that Michael is bleeding from the head. Jordan lifts Michael up to hit him with the Slam Dunk (Death Valley Driver) but Michael uses his elbows to get out of it. Jordan responds with a thunderous German suplex. Michael is in pain and reaches for the ropes. Jordan then clotheslines him from behind and Michael goes out of the ring.
Suddenly Jordan runs up to the top rope and jumps off the top rope to hit the Air Jordan (Diving Elbow). Jordan then grabs Michael and sets him up for a suplex. He first thinks about the floor and then decides to dragon suplex him into the apron. Jordan picks up Michael and drags him into the ring. Jordan crouches and waits for Michael to get up, and then hits Michael with the Gold Rush (Scoop Lift Powerbomb). He goes for the pin.
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MM: The winner of this match….and NEW Number One Contender for the World Heavyweight Championship….”Black Gold” Jordan Mac!!!
*The crowd boos as Mac celebrates his win on the top rope, the Black Gold Crew come out to the ring to raise Jordan onto their shoulders*
TH: And after one hell of a main event, it looks like Jordan Mac will get the rematch against Gus Richlen that he has begged for weeks now.
JK: I KNEW IT! I KNEW HE COULD DO IT! WHAT DID I TELL YOU, TIM? BLACK GOLD HAS DONE IT AGAIN!
TH: If I unbutton that blazer on you, am I gonna find a Black Gold Crew t-shirt?
JK: Will you be happy for once?! The most-trending superstar in FAWA history is getting what he deserves, another shot at the World Heavyweight Championship!
TH: Jordan has become a thorn in the side of our champion Gus Richlen these past few months. And I think Gus would love nothing better than to cut the weed once and for all
*Jordan looks at the crowd in elation, then looks down at Michael Hayden, still laying on the floor. Jordan hopes down, and orders one of the crew to pick up Michael.*
TH: What the hell are they doing?
JK: I don’t know….Jordan talks to me a lot and he hasn’t told me anything about this.
*He does, and Jordan hits Michael Hayden with a German Suplex. Jordan hits another German Suplex. After a brief pause, Jordan hits a third German Suplex. Another crew member picks up Hayden, and Jordan slams him into the mat with the Gold Rush.*
TH: That was totally uncalled for.
JK: Normally I would disagree with you, but I can’t here. This definitely went too far.
*Jordan kicks a bloodied Hayden out under the ring ropes and goes on the top rope to signal that he will be the next World Heavyweight Champion. The stretchers are coming out to help Michael Hayden as Jordan and his crew head to the back.*
TH: This is definitely an unfortunate circumstance. Michael may have done a lot of despicable things, but nothing to Jordan that would deserve this action.
JK: The only thing we can surmise is that Jordan is trying to show Gus what he is up against with him. But I think this might be the last we see Michael for a long time.
*We see Michael Hayden being set up in the stretcher and being helped to the back. In the back, we see Jessica showing up with her security and asking how bad. The doctor says he doesn’t know, but it is pretty bad. She is angry and goes to the parking lot with Mr. E & U.N. Owen. She sees Jordan and his crew laughing. She gets right up.*
Jessica: What the hell is wrong with you?
*Jordan just shrugs his shoulder.*
Jessica: I don’t know how long Michael is going to be out for and now I am out one former world champion.
I’ll tell you what, you and your crew of thugs here. Go home…..and don’t come back until St. Patrick’s Day NiteRaw because as of this moment….YOU ARE SUSPENDED!!!!
*The crew seems mad about this, but Jordan stops them. He then just smiles and laughs as he and the crew leave in their limo.*
TH: I’m surprised that Jordan didn’t get worse punishment.
JK: She can’t….she has a match at St. Patrick’s Day NiteRaw made that she can’t change. This is the best she could do and almost a month of no pay is not great for Jordan and his crew.
TH: Well, we need to get to our main event so let’s go to Michael Muffer in the ring.
*The bell rings.*
Michael Muffer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall.
*Gus Richlen’s music plays:*
MM: Introducing first, coming to the ring accompanied by Shaelin Marie O'Hara, at 5 foot 9 inches, weighing in at 198 pounds, from Peshtigo, Wisconsin—“THE PREDATOR” GUS RICHLEN!
*Richlen walks through the lower crowd tunnel UFC-style, accompanied by Shaelin Marie O'Hara, Mary Harper, and several police officers. He has on black and emerald MMA shorts (with actual sponsors!), black MMA gloves, black workboots, his "PREDATOR NATION" t-shirt, and a TAPOUT ball cap. He then goes over the barricade with Shaelin and sends the hat and shirt to the crowd before entering the ring. Shaelin gives him a kiss, and he slides into the ring.*
TH: There’s our FAWA World Heavyweight Champion, set to take one Nick Britt of the Breakfast Pack.
JK: Yeah, this is gonna be Nick’s night. This is gonna lead to big things for him when he beats Gus Richlen.
TH: What makes you think that?
JK: Because Richlen has had a lot of stiff competition lately, and I don’t think he’s fully recovered from those matches.
TH: I’d give Richlen a little more credit than that.
*Nick Britt’s music plays:*
MM: And, his opponent, coming down the aisle accompanied by Beth Graham and Lauren Jamison, at 6 feet, weighing in at 258 pounds, from Schermer, Illinois—NICK BRITT.
*Nick, Beth, and Lauren come out to the boos of the crowd. Nick is wearing his letterman’s jacket, white wrestling tights with a purple lightning design on them, purple elbow and knee pads, black wrist tape, and purple boots. Beth and Lauren have on their street clothes. They walk down to the ring, and the girls walk over to a corner. Nick enters the ring, takes off the jacket, and hands it to Beth.*
TH: Interesting strategy bringing the female Packers out with him.
JK: I would have brought out Shaun or Brandon.
TH: Well, maybe the Pack is finally gonna play fair. I highly doubt it.
*The bell rings, and Richlen attacks Nick, punching him several times. He pushes Nick against the ropes and tries to whip him across the ring, but Nick reverses it. Richlen hits the ropes but holds on. Nick goes for a leapfrog and then sees that Richlen held on. He charges at Richlen, who ducks and back body drops Nick to the outside.*
TH: Already this match is going to the outside.
JK: Richlen came to fight, but Nick may show that going to the outside was a mistake.
*Richlen goes to the outside. The ref starts counting.
1…Richlen picks up Nick and punches him.
2…Richlen drags Nick around the ringside area.
3…Richlen then goes for a suplex on the non-padded area.
4…Nick slips out of the suplex, landing behind Richlen.
5…Nick kicks Richlen in the gut and suplexes him onto the floor.
6…Nick gets up and quickly rolls into the ring to break up the count.*
JK: Told you that was a mistake.
TH: Nick Britt has foiled Gus Richlen’s plan to weaken down the Packer with a suplex of his own.
*Nick goes back outside, restarting the count.
1…Nick stomps on Richlen as he tries to get up.
2…Nick picks up Richlen and punches him.
3…Nick punches Richlen into the apron.
4…Nick throws Richlen back into the ring.
Nick picks up Richlen, pushes him into the ropes, and whips him across the ring. He then hits Richlen with the Running To Stand Still (Running side-effect) and goes for a pin.
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Richlen kicks out.*
TH: Running To Stand Still doesn’t keep Richlen still as he kicks out.
JK: I would have stayed outside if I was Nick.
TH: I guess he wanted a pin victory.
JK: That would be more impressive than a countout.
*Nick gets up, picks up Richlen, and throws him into a corner. He punches and kicks Richlen several times. He then pulls Richlen out and hits him with I Will Follow (Half nelson bulldog). He goes for another pin.
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Richlen kicks out.*
TH: I Will Follow from Nick Britt still doesn’t get the pin.
JK: He’s really taking it to Gus Richlen. Maybe this will lead to a title match.
TH: He’ll have to win in order to get that.
*Nick gets up and stomps on Richlen a little. He then goes to the top turnbuckle. However, Richlen manages to get up. He runs to the ropes, knocking Nick off and crotching him. Richlen then climbs up, puts Nick onto his shoulders, and hits Nick with a Samoan drop from the corner. Richlen then pounces onto Nick with a little MMA ground-and-pound.*
TH: Super Samoan Drop from Gus Richlen! And, there’s the MMA ground-and-pound.
JK: He’s adding a little insult to injury. I like that. I don’t like Richlen, but I do like that.
*After punching Nick several times, Richlen picks up Nick, puts him on his shoulder, and then hits him with a running Oklahoma slam. He goes for a pin.
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Nick gets his foot on the rope. Richlen jumps up, thinking he’s won, but the ref informs him otherwise.*
TH: Looks like Richlen has this one done already!
JK: NOPE! Nick got his foot on the rope.
TH: And, Richlen’s night continues.
*Richlen argues with the ref, which allows Nick to recover. He gets up and sneaks up behind Richlen. He picks Richlen up onto his shoulders and then hits him with Trip Through Your Wires (Electric chair facebuster). He goes for a pin.
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Richlen kicks out.*
TH: Trip Through Your Wires. But, it doesn’t get the victory!
JK: Richlen got a little distracted there.
TH: But, it didn’t stop him.
*Both men get up. Nick suddenly clotheslines Richlen. He then picks up Richlen and hits him with a German suplex. He rolls over, picks up Richlen, and hits him with a second German suplex. He rolls over, picks up Richlen, and hits him with a third German suplex, bridging it into a pin.
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Richlen kicks out.*
TH: Another nearfall for Nick Britt.
JK: He’s getting closer to putting Richlen away. Just keep up with the big moves, Nick, and this match is yours.
*Nick gets up and picks up Richlen. He punches Richlen back into the ropes and then whips him across the ring. Nick goes for a spinning heel kick, but Richlen holds onto the ropes. After missing it, Richlen hits Nick with a spear. Richlen then gets up and runs to a corner, jumping off with the Montanasault (runs up turnbuckles, kickflips at top, and hits moonsault). He goes for a pin.
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Nick kicks out.*
TH: Montanasault from Richlen! But, it doesn’t get the pin either.
JK: If I was Richlen, I go for one of his submission holds. I hate to admit it, but they are tough to beat.
*Richlen gets up and picks up Nick. He tries to whip Nick into a corner, but Nick reverses it, sending Richlen to the corner. Nick charges behind him, but Richlen suddenly surprises him with the Showtime Kick! The crowd cheer as Nick falls down. Richlen quickly pins him.*
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3!
The bell rings. Gus Richlen’s music plays:*
MM: Here is your winner—“THE PREDATOR KNIGHT” GUS RICHLEN!!!!
TH: The Showtime Kick, and that’s it!
JK: It’s a deadly move, and it’s one of the reasons Richlen is our champion.
*The ref lifts Richlen’s hand in victory. Suddenly, Beth and Lauren run into the ring and attack Richlen from behind. Mary and Shaelin run in and come to Richlen’s aid. But, Brandon Barger and Shaun Clark run down and join in on the attack to the Predator Nation.*
TH: What the hell!?
JK: Looks like the Pack is exerting their dominance!
TH: What a bunch of sore losers!
*As the Pack beats down on Richlen, Mary, and Shaelin, help comes down. AmericAnt, Rita Perez, and Marie Martinique run down and attack the Pack. The Pack fights back, but Richlen, Mary, and Shaelin attack the Pack as well. Shaelin and Marie throw Beth out of the ring. Mary and Rita do the same to Lauren. AmericAnt throws Shaun to Richlen, who hits him with the Carnosel (spinebuster with 360 rotation on heel).*
TH: Here comes help! AmericAnt and the Caribbean Crew are coming to the rescue.
JK: What are they doing sticking their noses in someone else business?
TH: There goes Beth and Lauren. And, there’s the Carnosel to Shaun Clark.
*AmericAnt throws Shaun out. The women hit four simultaneous dropkicks on Nick, and then Richlen finishes him off with the Gearradh an Craiceann (double underhook backcracker). AmericAnt and Richlen then throw him out. Brandon escapes further attacks, and the Pack runs away.*
TH: Gearradh an Craiceann to Nick Britt! And, there goes the Pack, running away with their tails between their legs.
JK: This is not a good night for the Pack.
TH: Looks like they’ve bitten off more than they can chew for once. The Pack is gonna have to be careful if they wanna run with the big dogs in FAWA. With all that said…..Good Night!!!
Writers: * Seth Drak Says Boo-Yah * Hulk Thiebud * "DJ" Magnum P.I. * ?
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