Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 16, 2015 19:16:31 GMT -5
NiteRaw Week 20
*Fireworks shoot out from the stage as the camera heads to “Gorilla” Tim Hoss & Jesse King.*
Tim Hoss: It’s Easter here for everyone to NiteRaw. I’m “Gorilla” Tim Hoss and with me as always is Jesse King
Jesse King: And unlike the Los Angeles and Sacramento Kings, I won’t be going home for the season as I don’t suck.
TH: Jesse, the LA Kings may not have made the playoffs this year, but they sure as hell won the Stanley Cup last year.
JK: Bah, the present year is all that matters and they couldn’t get it done.
TH: So I guess the number of times you bring up the past don’t mean anything to you, does it?
JK: …
TH: Exactly what I thought. Today, we have an interesting show as first, we have the first of the Pick Your Poison Matches that will be happening this week and next week with Lord of the Ring and #1 Contender to the World Title, Jonathan Michaels taking on an opponent of Gus Richlen’s choice.
JK: Well, hopefully Gus picks a good opponent for Jonathan, but I strongly doubt that.
TH: We are talking about the world champion here so he must know some good opponents. Anyway, we also will have another match with unknown men as a triple threat match will be had between a wrestler of “The Comedian” Bobby Riggs’ choice vs. a wrestler of Michael Rose’s choice vs. a wrestler of Sorrow’s choice. The winner of this match will ensure the guy who they represent the choice of stipulation between the three at Spring Breakdown.
JK: I trust the choice of Bobby Riggs since both you and I have a clue on who that is.
TH: That we do, but I think Michael Rose or Sorrow might pull a surprise opponent for Bobby Riggs’ choice. And finally, our main event will be a six-woman tag team match as Kerri Thompson teams with Shaelin Marie O’Hara and Nurse Mary Harper to take on the three women that comprise TNT in Tracy Jones, Nicole Michaels, and Talia Bell.
JK: I predict the team of TNT will be getting the win since they know how to team up with each other while we know nothing about how well Kerri will work with Shaelin and Mary.
TH: It is true that there is an unknown nature to the team of Kerri, Shaelin, and Mary. But that also means their opponents also don’t know what they are capable of. Now with all of that done, let’s get to our first match with Michael Muffer in the ring.
Michael Muffer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall.
MM: Introducing first…at 6 foot 3 inches…weighing in at 240 lbs….from Los Angeles, California…he is the 2015 Lord of the Ring…JONATHAN MICHAELS!!!!
*Jonathan Michaels comes from the back with no smoke or pyro. He is wearing the WWCF t-shirt. He enters the ring, takes off his shirt, and waits for his opponent.*
TH: I have to admit, I am sort of disappointed that Jonathan has decided to consider himself still part of a company that no longer exists instead of FAWA as well as hanging out with that thief Evil M.
JK: He is one half of the WWCF tag team champions.
TH: Not even going to dignify that with a response.
MM: And his opponent…at 6 feet, 3 inches…weighing in at 245 lbs….from Atlanta, Georgia…”BLACK GOLD” JORDAN MAC!!!!
*Jordan Mac comes from the back with smiles and with the Black Gold Crew. He enters the ring and looks at Jonathan.*
JK: Well, I may have to change my pick as Gus may have found a great opponent for Jonathan.
TH: It’s a rematch of the 2015 Lord of the Ring finals and this is just our opening match.
*The referee sees both men and rings the bell*
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*Jordan Mac are down. Jonathan Michaels seems ready to do the Fade To Black, but one member of the Black Gold Crew grabs Jonathan’s leg and it is enough of a distraction that Jordan is able to recover a vicious big boot.*
TH: Those damn Black Gold Club are helping Jordan out.
JK: I don’t think Jonathan is going to able to escape this one.
*Suddenly, Gus Richlen comes out from the back and is not happy with the crew’s interference. He yells at them to play fair. Suddenly, Evil M comes from the crowd with his briefcase.*
TH: It’s Evil M through the crowd.
JK: What in God’s name is he doing?
TH: Probably helping his friend.
*Evil M then goes and hits a member of the crew with the briefcase. This causes the crew to go after him, but Gus also joins the fight against the crew.*
JK: Why the hell is Gus helping Evil M?
TH: Gus wants a fair fight and the crew didn’t play fair.
*This causes a lot of confusion for Jordan as the man who chose him for this match and his opponent’s friend are on the same side against his crew. This confusion causes Jonathan to get up and wait for Jordan.*
JK: Oh god, Jordan….get out of the ring now!!
*Jordan turns around and gets hit with the Fade to Black by Jonathan.*
TH: Fade to Black and that should do it.
*Jonathan falls over Jordan.
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A crew member tries to enter, but is stopped by Gus.
3!!!!
The ref has the timekeeper ring the bell.*
MM: The winner of this match…JONATHAN MICHAELS!!!
JK: Jonathan steals another victory.
TH: Jonathan earned that victory.
*Jonathan gets his hand raised as Gus fights the member of the crew in the ring. Gus goes to spear the member, but he moves and Gus spears Jonathan by accident.*
TH: Oh….that isn’t good.
JK: Gus did that on purpose.
TH: Are you joking?? That was a complete accident.
*Gus sees what he did and isn’t happy. Then Evil M attacks Gus while the crew takes Jordan to the back. Evil M then throws Gus to the outside as he gets attended to by Mary and Shaelin. Jonathan gets up and hears from Evil M that Gus speared him. Michaels is not happy as he grabs a mic.*
Jonathan: You want to play this game, Gus!!! Well, unlike you…I’m not going to wait till the day of the show to name your opponent. Next week, you go one on one with Mr. Money in the Bank and my WWCF Tag Team Championship partner Evil M!!!
*Evil M smiles about this news.*
TH: Gus Richlen vs. Evil M next week. That is sure to be a barn-burner. Sad to see that Jonathan listened to Evil M about Gus attacking him.
JK: But Gus did spear him.
TH: It was an accident and you know it.
JK: That’s your opinion, not mine.
TH: Hold on….I hear there is a fight going on in the back.
*Backstage, we see Marie Martinique and Rita Perez fighting in the catering room with Lauren Jamison and Beth Graham. Security comes in to break up the fight and Jessica comes in as well. During the attempt to control things, both Lauren and Rita accidentally push Jessica into the punch and she is soaked. Everyone stops fighting to see the boss pissed.*
Jessica: You four just ruined this nice suit I was wearing!!! This is coming out of all four of your paychecks!!! You want to fight so badly!! Well, you get to at Spring Breakdown as the girls of the Breakfast Pack will be fighting The Caribbean Crew. Now all four of you get to take the night off so get out!!! And don’t even bother showing up next week either!
*Security and officials take the four away as Mr. E and U.N. Owen try to help Jessica clean up.*
Jessica: I can’t believe some of the people I have to deal with. Oh and whoever you are who has been playing these games, you better show up at Spring Breakdown and answer for what you have done on my show.
*Jessica leaves with Mr. E & U.N. Owen*
JK: Hahahahahahaha…..the boss got a taste of her own Kool-Aid in a way.
TH: Spring Breakdown just keeps getting bigger with this match now added to the card. And for your sake, Jesse…you better hope she didn’t hear that.
JK: Oh crap…you’re right. Forget I said anything, boss.
MM: The following contest is a Triple Threat Match in which the competitors have been selected by “The Comedian” Bobby Riggs, Michael Rose, and Sorrow. Each competitor will represent their chooser and the winner will win their chooser the opportunity to select a stipulation for their upcoming Triple Threat Match at Spring Breakdown. Introducing first, The Comedian’s wrestler…
MM: Coming down the aisle, at 6 feet 5 inches, weighing 252 pounds, from Superior, Arizona—TOBY NICHOLAS TUCKER, TNT.
*TNT comes out to some boos that get louder as he emerges from the curtains. TNT is wearing red wrestling tights with “TNT” in white down the legs, white wrist tape, and black cowboy boots with a fire design on them. He walks down to the ring as a lot of pyro. TNT walks up the steps, onto the apron, and through the ropes. He makes some gun gestures with his hands.*
TH: Not surprising that Riggs chose TNT.
JK: Of course not. He got The Comedian back into FAWA. And, he’ll give him the chance to choose the stipulation for the triple threat at Spring Breakdown.
TH: Yeah, I know. Muffer just explained that.
JK: Well, maybe someone just tuned in and missed it.
MM: Now, here is the wrestler chosen by Michael Rose…
MM: Coming down the aisle...from The Land of Opportunity...at 6 feet, 5 inches...weighing in at 302 lbs...AmericAnt!!!
*AmericAnt comes down from the back waving the US flag as he goes to the ring. Inside the ring, he does poses ala Hulk Hogan and then hands the flag to the referee.*
TH: This one wasn’t shocking either.
JK: Oh no! AmericAnt has been a bit of an ally for Rose. It figures he’d be Rose’s choice.
TH: AmericAnt is on a roll, having won a shot at the Fan Forums Title. Can he keep it up?
MM: And, finally, the wrestler chosen by Sorrow…
MM: Coming down the aisle, at 6 feet 6 inches, weighing in at 284 pounds, from Schermer, Illinois—BRANDON BARGER.
*Brandon come out to the boos of the crowd. He is wearing a denim coat, a white T-shirt, black khakis, biker’s glove, and Doc Martin’s. He walks to the ring, stops right before he enters it, and holds up his right fist. He then enters the ring and takes off the coat and shirt, throwing them to the outside.*
TH: Well, this is a surprise.
JK: Yeah! I figured Sorrow was done with the Breakfast Pack.
TH: Me too. But, then again, Sorrow isn’t very friendly with many people here is FAWA.
JK: Yeah. Brandon Barger was probably the only guy who would say yes.
*Just before the bell rings, Brandon runs over and kicks AmericAnt in the groin. He throws AmericAnt out of the ring as the bell rings. As he taunts AmericAnt, TNT runs over and kicks Brandon in the knee and punches him against the ropes.*
TH: What a cheap shot!
JK: Hey! The bell hadn’t rang!
TH: Well, Brandon Barger may have taken AmericAnt out. But, he still has TNT to deal with.
*TNT tries to whip Brandon across the ring, but Brandon reverses it. As TNT bounces off the ropes, he goes low, trying to take out a knee; but Brandon leapfrogs him. He turns around and kicks TNT in the gut before he can recover. He whips TNT into a corner, but TNT jumps onto the second turnbuckle and jumps off with a twisting crossbody. However, Brandon counters with a big boot, knocking TNT down. He goes for a pin.
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TNT kicks out.*
TH: Brandon Barger is dominating the early portions of the match.
JK: The leader of the Pack is looking to restore some of the Pack’s reputation. And, he might do it tonight.
*Brandon gets up and stomps on TNT. Suddenly, AmericAnt runs in and hits Brandon with a German suplex. He tries to roll it around into another one, but Brandon blocks it. AmericAnt pushes Brandon off into TNT’s boot. TNT charges at Brandon, but a stiff punch stops him and spins him around. Brandon grabs TNT from behind, and AmericAnt grabs Brandon from behind. He then hits them both with a German suplex, which sends TNT flying to the ropes. AmericAnt then pins Brandon.
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Brandon kicks out.*
TH: Baw Gawd! Double German suplex!
JK: Well, Barger didn’t do a good enough job taking out AmericAnt.
*AmericAnt gets up and picks up Brandon. Suddenly, Brandon surprises AmericAnt with the Sultan Of Swing (Exploder suplex). TNT gets up and tries to hit Brandon with a big boot as he gets up, but Brandon catches it. He spins TNT around, sweeps his legs, and picks him up with the Ride Across The River (Wheelbarrow suplex), dropping him onto AmericAnt. Brandon then pins both of them.
1…
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TNT and AmericAnt get a shoulder up.*
TH: The Sultan Of Swing, out of nowhere! Here comes TNT, and… Good GAWD! Ride Across The River onto AmericAnt!
JK: That may have done it! And, he’s pinning them both.
TH: 1… 2… No! They both got their arm’s up!
*Brandon gets up and picks up TNT. He throws TNT off onto the mat, and he rolls onto the apron. Brandon then hits AmericAnt with a few fist drops before picking him up and punching him into a corner. He tries to whip AmericAnt across the ring, but AmericAnt reverses it. Brandon hits the corner, and AmericAnt charges at it. However, Brandon stops him with a back elbow. AmericAnt staggers back, and Brandon charges at him. However, AmericAnt catches him with a scoop slam. He picks up Brandon and whips him into the opposite corner. He then charges at Brandon with the Stars & Stripes (Three Point Stance Clothesline), squashing him the corner.*
TH: AmericAnt has Brandon Barger seeing Stars & Stripes!
JK: Cute, Hoss. Real cute.
*AmericAnt grabs Brandon and hits him with a European uppercut. He then picks up Brandon and puts him onto the top turnbuckle. He punches Brandon a few times when TNT comes up behind him and throws him headfirst into Brandon’s gut. He then grabs AmericAnt and tries to whip him into the ropes, but AmericAnt reverses it. TNT bounces off the ropes, and AmericAnt grabs TNT to throw him out of the ring. However, TNT jumps up onto the top rope and hits Brandon with springboard rope-walk into a top rope headscissors takedown, sending Brandon flying into AmericAnt.*
TH: Good Gawd! TNT just hit AmericAnt with Brandon Barger!
JK: He’s showing that last week’s win was no fluke!
*TNT picks Brandon and hits him with the Nitro Suplex (X–Plex), pinning him.
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AmericAnt breaks up the pin. He picks up TNT and hits him with the Springsteen Spike (Pumphandle half nelson driver). He goes for a pin.
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Brandon breaks up the pin. He picks up AmericAnt and hits him with the Skateaway (Half nelson choke suplex). He goes for a pin.
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TNT breaks up the pin.*
TH: They are pulling out all the stops tonight!
JK: They each wanna win badly. I’m guessing their choosers promised them something big if they get a victory.
TH: Maybe. Or maybe they just wanna show how great wrestlers they are.
JK: True. Though, I think Brandon just wants to win so that Sorrow won’t beat the crap out of him.
TH: That makes sense.
*TNT picks up Brandon, but Brandon surprises him with a twisting belly-to-belly side slam. TNT rolls to the outside. Brandon walks over to grab him, but AmericAnt surprises him with the Americana Kick (Running arched big boot from behind), sending him to the apron.*
TH: Americana Kick sends Brandon Barger to the apron!
JK: You gotta keep your eye on the Patriotic Pest. Like all ants, he’ll ruin you picnic.
*AmericAnt walks over to the ropes and picks up Brandon. He suplexes Brandon back into the ring and pins him.
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Brandon kicks out. AmericAnt goes for Brandon’s leg for the Tap or Snap (Grapevine Ankle Lock), but TNT runs back into the ring. AmericAnt lets go of Brandon and clotheslines TNT. He goes for a pin.
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TNT kicks out. AmericAnt gets up and picks up TNT. He pushes him back into the ropes and tries to whip him across the ring, but TNT reverses it. TNT goes for a back body drop, but AmericAnt surprises him with a sunset flip. He tries for a pin, but TNT rolls out of it and hits AmericAnt with a European uppercut to his throat. AmericAnt goes down, and TNT grabs his legs. He spins AmericAnt around for a giant swing, going around once, twice, three times, four times, five times, six times, seven times, eight times, nine times, and lets go on the tenth spin. AmericAnt hits the mat, and TNT goes for a pin.
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AmericAnt kicks out.*
TH: AmericAnt goes around the world but manages to stay in the match.
JK: He’s gotta be dizzy after that.
TH: Nice commentary, King.
JK: Thank you!
*TNT gets up and picks up AmericAnt. He pushes AmericAnt back into the ropes and tries to whip him across the ring. But, AmericAnt reverses it. He goes for a clothesline, but TNT ducks it. He bounces off the ropes, and AmericAnt catches him. However, TNT counters with the Nuclear Explosion (Tornado DDT followed into a Fujiwara armbar).*
TH: Nuclear Explosion out of no where!
JK: Beautiful counter! TNT may just have this match won!
*TNT has it locked on tight. AmericAnt struggles to get out of it. He pushes himself and TNT off the mat. Suddenly, TNT rolls it around into a European headlock. He tries to push AmericAnt onto the mat. However, AmericAnt is able to grab TNT’s legs and sweeps him to the mat, locking TNT into the Tap or Snap (Grapevine Ankle Lock).*
TH: And, AmericAnt has countered that European headlock into the Tap Or Snap!
JK: Nevermind! AmericAnt may just have this match won!
*AmericAnt has it locked on tight. TNT tries in vain to pull himself to the ropes. Suddenly, Brandon tries to enter the ring with a steel chair. This causes the referee to stop him from entering the ring. TNT starts tapping, but the ref doesn’t see it. AmericAnt yells at the ref to turn around, but he’s too distracted by Brandon. AmericAnt gets frustrated and lets go of the hold. He runs over and knocks Brandon off the apron with a forearm smash. AmericAnt goes back to the Tap Or Snap, but Brandon suddenly runs into the ring and drops a fist onto AmericAnt’s head, causing him to let go.*
TH: Brandon Barger saves TNT twice.
JK: He saved himself too!
*Brandon gets up and picks up AmericAnt. AmericAnt suddenly surprises him with a stiff punch, spinning him around. AmericAnt tries to grab Brandon from behind, but Brandon surprises him with a reverse elbow. Both men start punching each other. Eventually, AmericAnt ducks a punch from Brandon, spinning him around. AmericAnt grabs him with a German suplex. He rolls over, trying for another, but TNT stops him with a double axe handle. He grabs AmericAnt, going for a European uppercut, but AmericAnt avoids it. TNT spins around, and AmericAnt hits him with a German suplex. He tries for another, but Brandon charges at him. Suddenly, AmericAnt spins around hitting Brandon with the Old Glory Boot (Discus Boot).*
TH: Old Glory Boot to Brandon Barger out of nowhere! AmericAnt is on a roll.
JK: Yeah, but how long can he keep it up? He’s got two guys to deal with.
*AmericAnt tries to grab Brandon, but TNT hits him from behind an elbow. AmericAnt falls to the mat and tries to pick him up for a dead lift bridging German suplex. However, a stiff back elbow stops that, spinning TNT around. AmericAnt quickly turns around and hits him another German suplex. He rolls it around into a second German suplex. He rolls it around into a third German suplex. He rolls that around into a belly-to-back suplex lift neckbreaker. AmericAnt goes for a pin.
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TNT kicks out.*
TH: Waves Of Grain to TNT, but it doesn’t end the match!
JK: AmericAnt is looking to end this match fast, and I don’t blame him. You have to put away one guy quickly before the other guy can break up the pin. That’s the best way to win a triple threat.
*AmericAnt gets up. He tries to pick up TNT, but Brandon runs back into the ring. He charges at AmericAnt with a running big boot, but AmericAnt catches it and takes Brandon to the mat with a dragon screw leg whip. TNT gets up, and AmericAnt dropkicks him into the ropes, sending TNT out of the ring. Then, AmericAnt drops an elbow onto Brandon’s leg and locks him into the Tap Or Snap.*
TH: Tap Or Snap! This time, it’s on Brandon Barger!
JK: TNT didn’t tap or snap, but maybe Brandon will!
*Brandon tries in vain to crawl to the ropes, but he isn’t going anywhere. Suddenly, TNT grabs the referee and hugs him. The ref tries to pull away. Brandon starts tapping, but the ref can’t see it. AmericAnt lets go of the hold after he sees what TNT is doing. He runs over and knees TNT in the face, knocking him back into the steel guardrail.*
TH: Once again, a distracted referee saves the day.
JK: Smart on TNT’s part. He saw it work for Brandon and just did the same.
*AmericAnt goes back to the Tap Or Snap on Brandon. However, TNT climbs up to the top turnbuckle and jumps off. He lands on AmericAnt with a diving elbow drop, causing him to let go of the hold. He then pins AmericAnt.
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AmericAnt kicks out. Both men get up. AmericAnt staggers back into a corner, and TNT hits him with a few European uppercuts. He tries to whip AmericAnt across the ring, but AmericAnt reverses it. He stops himself from hitting the turnbuckles and stops AmericAnt with a back elbow. AmericAnt staggers back, and TNT climbs up the second turnbuckle. He goes for a diving European uppercut, but AmericAnt counters with a dropkick, knocking TNT down. Both men get up. TNT gets the upperhand with a series of punches and European uppercuts. He whips AmericAnt into the corner and charges at him with a spear, but AmericAnt jumps up; and TNT hits the steel post, shoulder first.*
TH: Good Gawd! TNT hit that post hard!
JK: Damn! He may be out of the match!
*TNT falls onto the apron and then the floor. AmericAnt then goes to Brandon. He picks him up for the American Slam, but Brandon slips out of it. He then hits AmericAnt with a running one-handed bulldog. Brandon then goes to the apron and climbs up to the top turnbuckle. As he climbs up, AmericAnt gets up. Brandon jumps off for a diving leg drop bulldog, but AmericAnt surprises him with a dropkick, knocking him down. Both men get up. Brandon goes for a punch, but AmericAnt ducks it. Brandon spins around, and AmericAnt catches him with an atomic drop. Brandon goes down, and AmericAnt goes to the top. He waits for Brandon to get up. He does, and AmericAnt jumps off with the Rocket's Red Glare (Flying Clothesline). He goes for a pin.
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Brandon kicks out.*
TH: The Rocket’s Red Glare to Brandon Barger.
JK: Yeah, but he’s still there. The match continues.
*Both men get up. AmericAnt charges at Brandon, but he catches AmericAnt with a sitout hiptoss. He picks up AmericAnt and kicks him in the gut. He tries to grab AmericAnt, but he surprises Brandon with a European uppercut. He goes for a punch, but Brandon ducks it. AmericAnt spins around, and Brandon lifts AmericAnt up and drops him with Making Movies (Spin-out powerbomb). He goes for a pin.
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AmericAnt kicks out.*
TH: AmericAnt kicks out of Making Movies.
JK: These men are giving it their all. But, somebody has to have more than the others.
*Brandon gets up and waits for AmericAnt to get up. He slowly does and Brandon locks him in Twisting By The Pool (Half nelson choke with bodyscissors). AmericAnt struggles to get out of it, but he fades fast. After a few minutes, AmericAnt looks to be out of it. The ref grabs his arm and lets it drop.
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He grabs AmericAnt’s arm again and lefts it drop.
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He grabs it a third time, but it doesn’t drop. The crowd goes wild.*
JK: This is it! Brandon Barger is gonna win with Twisting By The Pool.
TH: NO! He’s not! AmericAnt hangs on!
JK: How!?
*Suddenly, AmericAnt starts shaking his arms. He’s getting FIRED UP! He manages to pull himself and Brandon off the mat. AmericAnt then rams Brandon back first into a corner. He then rams Brandon again. And again. And again. Eventually, Brandon lets go of the hold. AmericAnt is fully fired up now! Brandon tries to stop him, charging at AmericAnt, but AmericAnt stops him with the Star Spangled Elbow (Bionic Elbow).*
TH: The Star Spangled Elbow! AmericAnt is fired up, King!
JK: Dangit! I was hoping Brandon would pull off the upset. For his safety! I can’t imagine what Sorrow will do to him!
*Brandon falls back into the ropes and bounces off of them. AmericAnt catches him with an Arn Anderson spinebuster. AmericAnt then goes to the ropes, bounces off of them, and hits Brandon with a running knee drop. Brandon jumps up, and AmericAnt grabs him for an atomic drop. Brandon bounces up and hits the ropes. As he bounces off of them, AmericAnt catches him with the American Slam (Angle Slam). AmericAnt gets up, runs to the ropes, bounces off of them, and hits Brandon with American Leg Drop (Atomic Leg Drop).*
TH: The American Slam! And the American Leg Drop! It’s over!
JK: Oh, poor Brandon!
*AmericAnt gets up. Instead of going for the pin, he decides to go for another American Leg Drop.*
TH: He’s going for another American Leg Drop!
JK: What!? Why!? Pin him!
*Big mistake. As he runs to the ropes, TNT runs back into the ring and behind him. He hits AmericAnt in the back of the head with an elbow smash, sending him to the outside.*
TH: Wait a minute! TNT hits him from behind! AmericAnt is out!
*He then pins Brandon.*
TH: TNT goes for the pin.
*1…
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TH: No! NO!
*3!*
JK: Yes! He did it!
MM: Here is your winner—Toby Nicholas Tucker, TNT!!!!
*TNT jumps up like he just won a world title. AmericAnt gets up and looks at the ring. He can’t believe what has happened! The crowd boos as TNT exits the ring and runs away. AmericAnt kicks the steel steps in anger.*
TH: I can’t believe that TNT just stole the match like that!
JK: Believe it, Hoss! TNT is on a roll!
*We cut to the backstage area. Jerry Fish is standing by waiting for TNT to come back there. He does and walks over to Jerry.*
Jerry: Mr. Tucker, can I have a word?
TNT: You can have a thousand of them, baby, because with TNT, one word is not enough!
*Suddenly, “The Comedian” Bobby Riggs, wearing a black shirt with his logo on it, blue jeans, and white tennis shoes, runs up and hugs TNT. Both men jump up and down, laughing giddily.*
Jerry: Mr. Riggs, how do you feel about TNT’s victory!?
Comedian: I’m ecstatic, Wanda! This man has not only gotten me back into FAWA, but he’s now won me the right to pick the stipulation for that triple threat at Spring Breakdown! Now, it is unfair that my first match back has to be a triple threat against that pathetic flower, Rose, and my useless lackey, Sorrow. But, now I have the advantage!
Jerry: Since you have the advantage, what stipulation will you pick?
Comedian: Easy. You see, I chose TNT knowing he would win so that I could prevent Rose and Sorrow from throwing out the rulebook and bringing in weapons and falls counting anywhere and last man standing rules and all that crap! Me, I don’t need that to beat Sorrow or Rose! I can’t beat either one of them fair and square in the ring. And, that just what I will do! So, I’m choosing to make the triple threat just a plain old triple threat match. You may not like it, but I don’t care. I’m gonna win the match, and there will be no chicanery when I do it!
Jerry: Well, you have won the right, but that came about after TNT stole the win from AmericAnt.
TNT: Hey! That Patriotic Pest is the one who done messed up! If he had just pinned John Bender when he had the chance, then he would have one. But, instead, that six-legged motherhumper decided to go for one more leg drop! Hulk Hogan never went for one more leg drop! That’s why he was on top for so long! But, Ant-Man just had to be an idiot! All I did was take advantage! Because I’m not only the best physical specimen in FAWA, I’m also the smartest! That is why I’ve won my first two matches, and that is why I will continue to win matches until I have all the gold, all the ladies, all the respect, and all the praise in FAWA! I’m an unstoppable force! I’m the Big Bang! Forever expanding in the infinite abyss! I’m the man with the plan! The tower of power! The thriller and the killer! The fighter and the biter! I am Toby Nicholas Tucker! I am T-N-T! And, I… am… DYNOMITE!!!!
*TNT and The Comedian walk off.*
TH: Well, The Comedian has decided on a typical triple threat match.
JK: Which is fine by me, too many gimmicks in wrestling can get very old.
TH: That is true. Well, we have our final match of the evening and it will be interesting with a six-woman tag team match. So let’s get to Michael Muffer in the ring.
MM: The following is a 6-woman tag match, scheduled for one fall.
MM: Introducing first, at a combined weight of 228 pounds—SHAELIN MARIE O’HARA and MARY HARPER.
*The crowd cheers as Shaelin and Mary walk through the lower crowd tunnel UFC-style, accompanied by several police officers. She has on MMA shorts and a top, both half black and half emerald. Mary has on a tight purple dress. They both goes over the barricade and enters the ring.*
TH: We are set for an exciting 6-woman tag match.
JK: And, you know how much I like a good catfight!
TH: This should be a lot more violent than your typical catfight, King.
JK: Either way, I’m gonna enjoy myself tonight.
MM: And, their partner, at 5 feet 9 inches, and weighing in at 130 pounds, from Seattle, Washington—KERRI THOMPSON!
*Kerri comes out to the cheers of the crowd. She has on red pants and top, with 5'' between them and black boots and elbow pads. She walks down to the ring and enters it.*
TH: Amazingly, this will be Kerri’s first actual wrestling match in FAWA.
JK: Really? She’s been here this whole time and wrestled once? Weird.
MM: And, their opponents, at a combined weight of 405 pounds, from The Southwest—Tracy Jones, Nicole Michaels, and Talia Bell, T-N-T!!!!
*A lot of pyro goes off as the girls walk out to the boos of the crowd. Tracy is wearing pink top and tights with a flame design on the top and a flame design and “TNT” in white down the legs, white wrist tape, and pink boots with “TNT” in white on them. Nicole is wearing pink top and skirt with a flame design on the top and a flame design and “TNT” written in white around the skirt, black wrist tape, and pink boots with “TNT” in white on them. Talia is wearing pink corset-styled singlet with skirt with a flame design and “TNT” in white on the back and front and pink boots with “TNT” in white on them. They walk down to the ring and enter it.*
TH: And, here they are, the females of TNT!
JK: Did you know that the first letters of their first names spell out “TNT”?
TH: Yeah, I’ve figured that out.
JK: Well… good!
*The bell rings. We start off with Shaelin and Nicole. They tie up, and Shaelin quickly puts Nicole in a wristlock. She wrings it around a few times, but Nicole breaks it with an elbow to the head. She puts Shaelin into a wristlock of her own. Nicole wrings it a few times, but Shaelin manages to counter with a leg sweep, breaking the hold. Shaelin goes for an elbow drop, but Nicole rolls out of the way. Both girls get up. They tie up again, and Nicole puts Shaelin in a reverse bear hug. Shaelin rolls around and puts Nicole into a reverse bear hug as well. But, a few elbows to the head frees Nicole. Shaelin staggers back into a neutral corner, and Nicole charges at her, hitting her with a hip attack.*
TH: Nicole Michaels looking impressive in the early goings of the match.
JK: This is their debut match. They wanna make a good impression and set an example to everyone watching that they’re a force to reckon with.
*Nicole punches and kicks on Shaelin for a bit before whipping her across the ring. However, Shaelin jumps onto the second turnbuckle and jumps off with a twisting crossbody onto Nicole. Shaelin rolls over Nicole, and they get up. Nicole charges at Shaelin, but Shaelin catches her with an arm drag. Nicole gets up only to be taken down with an armdrag again. Nicole gets up again, but Shaelin hits her with a spinning wheel kick. Nicole goes down, and Shaelin quickly covers her.
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Nicole kicks out.*
TH: Nicole isn’t the only one looking impressive.
JK: Yeah, we can’t count Shaelin O’Hara out. She’s the World Champ’s girl and has a bit of a reputation to live up to.
*They both get up. Shaelin grabs Nicole, but Nicole hits her with a knee to the gut. She picks up Shaelin and pushes her back into the ropes. She whips Shaelin across the ring, going for a clothesline; but Shaelin ducks it. Nicole turns around to several stiff kicks to her midsection. With Nicole bent over, Shaelin grabs her and takes her down with a Russian legsweep. Shaelin then goes to the top turnbuckle. However, Nicole manages to roll out of the way before Shaelin can jump off. She cockily puts her finger to her head, thinking she’s out-smarted Shaelin. But, Nicole turns around to a crossbody from Shaelin, knocking her to the floor.*
TH: Smart thinking by Nicole Michaels.
JK: She’s more than just a pretty face, Hoss.
TH: So is Shaelin. Crossbody to Nicole on the floor.
*Shaelin gets up and picks up Nicole. She throws her into the ring and climbs onto the apron. She then slingshots herself into the ring, landing on Nicole with a splash. She goes for a pin.
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Nicole grabs the bottom rope. Shaelin gets up and pulls Nicole from the ropes. Suddenly, Tracy runs into the ring. Kerri and Mary warn Shaelin, and she turns around to stop Tracy. But, Tracy is able to hit her with the Head To Head Collision (Charging 180º spinning facebuster).*
TH: Here comes Tracy, and she hits the Head To Head Collision.
JK: Smart move, giving her partner some time to recover.
*The ref yells at Tracy to exit the ring. She does, but Nicole just tags her into the match. Nicole exits the ring, and Tracy picks up Shaelin, pushing her into TNT’s corner. Tracy knees Shaelin in the gut several times and then hits her with a few shoulder thrusts. After a while, Tracy stops; and Shaelin falls to the mat. The ref yells at Tracy for her aggressive style, which Tracy uses to distract the ref so that Nicole can stomp on Shaelin for a bit.*
TH: I don’t believe this! How does the ref always fall for this?
JK: I don’t know. Maybe TNT’s girls are just too damn pretty.
*Nicole and Talia continue beating on Shaelin. Mary and Kerri yell at the ref. Nicole and Talia stop beating on Shaelin and yell at their opponents. Meanwhile, Tracy stomps on Shaelin as she rolls away from the corner. She pushes her boot down onto Shaelin’s neck, pushing down on the ropes for added leverage. The ref starts counting.
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Tracy lets up. She picks up Shaelin and rams her head onto the top turnbuckle of a neutral corner. She rams Shaelin’s head a few more times and then whips her across the ring. Tracy charges at Shaelin, but Shaelin gets a boot up. Tracy recovers and charges at Shaelin again, but Shaelin rolls out of the way. Tracy hits the turnbuckles but recovers to grab Shaelin’s leg as she makes a tag. Suddenly, Shaelin hits her with the Shaelinziguri (enziguiri folowed in mid-air by a spinning heel kick to the back of the head).*
TH: Shaelinziguri out of nowhere!
JK: Welcome to FAWA, Tracy Jones!
*Shaelin gets up and makes the tag to Kerri Thompson. Tracy gets up, and Kerri starts punching her. She punches Tracy into the ropes and tries to whip him across the ring, but Tracy reverses it. Kerri hits the ropes and surprises Tracy with a flying forearm smash. They both go down, but Kerri kips up. She quickly runs over and knocks Nicole and Talia off the apron with two good stiff punches. She then goes to the top turnbuckle of a neutral corner and waits for Tracy to get up. She does, and Kerri jumps off with the Mercenary Breaker (Flying neckbreaker), hitting Tracy. She goes for a pin.
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Nicole runs in and breaks up the pin.*
TH: Mercenary Breaker! This could be it!
JK: No! Nicole makes the save.
TH: TNT are definitely testing the limits of the rules tonight!
*Kerri gets up and punches Nicole. Nicole punches back, but Kerri wins out, punching her to the ropes. She then clotheslines Nicole out of the ring. Nicole tries to reenter, but Mary and Shaelin jump down and attack her. The ref yells at them to break it up. While this is going on, Talia sneaks into the ring. She waits for Kerri to turn around. She does, and Talia kicks her in the gut. She then hits Kerri with Amsterdamned (Lifting double underhook facebuster).*
JK: The ref is distracted again!
TH: I’ve been saying for years that they should have two refs for tag matches. It just… Wait a minute! Talia Bell is in the ring! She attacks Kerri and hits her with Amsterdamned!
JK: TNT is really taking it to Kerri tonight!
*Talia exits the ring and runs over to save Nicole. The ref finally exits the ring and pulls the girls apart. He yells at them to return to their corners. They do. Back in the ring, Tracy gets up and picks up Kerri. She then hits her with the Equal And Opposite Reaction (STO backbreaker into a reverse STO). Tracy pins her.
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Kerri kicks out.*
TH: The Equal And Opposite Reaction to Kerri Thompson! And… it… doesn’t end the match.
JK: Kerri is showing how tough she is.
TH: Well, we’ve known that. She’s taken many attacks from The Comedian and Sorrow. This shouldn’t be too hard for her.
*Tracy gets up and tags in Talia. Tracy then grabs Kerri’s legs while Talia waits. Then, they hit her with Hand Grenade (Catapult from Tracy into a leg lariat from Talia). Tracy exits the ring, and Talia pins her.
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Kerri kicks out.*
TH: Hand Grenade from TNT, but Kerri still kicks out.
JK: They are really taking it Kerri, but she’s showing that she can take it.
*Talia gets up and picks up Kerri. She whips her hard into a neutral corner. In the corner, Talia hits Kerri with several chops. After a while, though, the chops start to wake Kerri up. She starts punching Talia out of the corner. Talia tries to punch her back, but Kerri fights back. She punches Talia to the center of the ring. Suddenly, Talia uppercuts Kerri, knocking her back down to the mat. Talia picks up Kerri and whips her into the other neutral corner. She charges at Kerri, but Kerri gets her boot up. Talia hits it and staggers back. Kerri charges at Talia with a crossbody, but Talia catches her and stays on her feet. Then, she hits Kerri with the Blue Thunder (Fallaway slam followed by a kip-up and a standing moonsault). She stays on Kerri for a pin.
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Kerri kicks out.*
TH: Blue Thunder counters Kerri’s crossbody, but Talia still wasn’t able to put her away.
JK: It’s only a matter of time. If they just keep on working Kerri over, they’ll beat her.
*Talia picks up Kerri and pulls her over to TNT’s corner. She tags in Tracy and holds her for Tracy to punch her in the ribs. Talia exits the ring as Tracy pushes her into the corner. Tracy punches Kerri several times. She then pulls Kerri out and locks her into a Cobra Clutch. Kerri struggles to get out of it, but Tracy has it locked on tight. She tries to get to her corner, where Mary and Shaelin are reaching out for a tag, but Kerri is fading fast. Tracy wrenches on the move a few times as Kerri fades. Suddenly, Kerri grabs Tracy’s hair.*
TH: Tracy has the Cobra Clutch locked on tight. Kerri is fading. Can she… Yes, she can!
JK: That’s illegal, Hoss!
TH: As you’re fond of saying, she has till five to let go.
*Tracy screams as Kerri pulls herself up. The ref starts counting.
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Kerri lets go, but she’s now up on her feet. She rolls around and starts elbowing Tracy in the gut. Eventually, she gets free and starts chopping Tracy. However, Tracy knees Kerri in the gut. She pushes Kerri back into the ropes and whips her across the ring. As Kerri bounces off the ropes, Tracy drops down for a back body drop, but Kerri jumps over her with a sunset flip into a pin.
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Tracy kicks out.*
TH: Nice counter by Kerri. She almost had Tracy there.
JK: Almost being the key word there.
*Both girls get up. Tracy kicks Kerri in the gut and throws her into the ropes. However, Kerri suddenly jumps onto the ropes and jumps off with The Automatic Buster (Springboard spinning facebuster). She pins Tracy again.
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Tracy kicks out again.*
TH: Automatic Buster out of nowhere! And, it… gets another near fall.
JK: Tracy is taking what Kerri is dishing out. Though, Kerri could easily tag out.
*Kerri gets up and picks up Tracy. She goes for a punch, but Tracy ducks it. Kerri spins around, and Tracy hits her with a belly to back suplex. Both girls are down. They then roll over to their corners and crawl to them. Tracy is able to make a tag first to Nicole. She jumps into the ring and tries to stop Kerri from getting a tag, but Kerri reaches Mary’s hand first. Mary runs in and spears Nicole.*
TH: Tracy gets the tag. But so does Kerri. Mary Harper runs in and spears Nicole Michaels!
JK: TNT better start busting out the double team moves if they wanna win this match.
*Mary picks up Nicole and pushes her back into the ropes. She whips Nicole across the ring and hits her with a Rock-style spinebuster as she bounces off the ropes. Suddenly, Tracy runs into the ring, but Mary catches her with an inverted atomic drop. She then clotheslines Tracy as she bounces up. As Tracy gets up, Mary clotheslines her again, this time over the ropes. Nicole gets up onto her knees, and Mary charges at her with a shining wizard, knocking her out.*
TH: Mary Harper is on a roll.
JK: TNT is getting an education about how the girls of FAWA roll.
*Mary grabs Nicole’s legs and tries to pull her to the center of the ring. However, Nicole pushes Mary off and rushes over to Talia, tagging her in. Talia enters the ring, and they go at it, punching each other. Mary wins out, punching Talia back into a neutral corner. She unleashes an onslaught of punches and chops. She then whips Talia across the ring. Talia hits the opposite corner, and Mary charges at her. However, Talia gets her boot up; and Mary runs right into it. Talia then clotheslines Mary and runs over to punch Kerri and Shaelin.*
JK: And, that’s how Talia Bell rolls.
TH: Talia Bell looking impressive after Mary beat her down in a corner.
JK: And, she’ll look even more impressive when she ends the match.
*Talia yells at both of them and then turns around right into a Jim Douglass Special (rolling armtrap gutwrench suplex). She goes for a pin.
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Talia kicks out.*
TH: Jim Douglass Special out of nowhere! But, it only gets a two count.
JK: Talia got a little too cocky there. And, it almost cost him. Almost!
*Mary gets up and picks up Talia. Suddenly, Tracy and Nicole runs in and attack Marry. Kerri and Shaelin run into the ring and come to Mary’s aid. The ref tries to get them to exit the ring. Suddenly, Toby Nicholas Tucker runs out from the crowd. He enters the ring, picks up Mary, and hits her with Dynamite (Reverse thrown F-5 into a forward Russian legsweep), all behind the ref’s back. He exits the ring before the ref can turn around.*
TH: It’s a pier six brawl in the ring.
JK: Wait a minute! It’s TNT!
TH: Toby Nicholas Tucker? What is he… Dynamite to Mary Harper!
JK: Does that answer your question!?
TH: Mary is out, and the ref didn’t see it.
*The other four girls continue fighting to the outside. In the ring, Talia gets up and picks up Mary. She then hits her with the Ship’s Mast (Gutwrench lift spun into a reverse DDT) and pins her.
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3!*
MM: Here are your winners—TNT!!!!
TH: The Ships’ Mast ends this. I can’t believe these girls have stolen this one.
JK: I can. They were just smarter than their opponents.
*Talia exits the ring and saves her teammates. They all run away. Shaelin runs into the ring to check on Mary while Kerri goes for a chair. She grabs one and chases after them.*
TH: The match may be over, but things are still heating up.
JK: Yeah, it’s not over between these girls.
TH: And that’s it for our show. Thankfully, there seem to be no interruptions so for Jesse King, I am Tim Hoss and we will see you next week.
Writers:
* Seth Drakin
* Hulk Bonnard
*Fireworks shoot out from the stage as the camera heads to “Gorilla” Tim Hoss & Jesse King.*
Tim Hoss: It’s Easter here for everyone to NiteRaw. I’m “Gorilla” Tim Hoss and with me as always is Jesse King
Jesse King: And unlike the Los Angeles and Sacramento Kings, I won’t be going home for the season as I don’t suck.
TH: Jesse, the LA Kings may not have made the playoffs this year, but they sure as hell won the Stanley Cup last year.
JK: Bah, the present year is all that matters and they couldn’t get it done.
TH: So I guess the number of times you bring up the past don’t mean anything to you, does it?
JK: …
TH: Exactly what I thought. Today, we have an interesting show as first, we have the first of the Pick Your Poison Matches that will be happening this week and next week with Lord of the Ring and #1 Contender to the World Title, Jonathan Michaels taking on an opponent of Gus Richlen’s choice.
JK: Well, hopefully Gus picks a good opponent for Jonathan, but I strongly doubt that.
TH: We are talking about the world champion here so he must know some good opponents. Anyway, we also will have another match with unknown men as a triple threat match will be had between a wrestler of “The Comedian” Bobby Riggs’ choice vs. a wrestler of Michael Rose’s choice vs. a wrestler of Sorrow’s choice. The winner of this match will ensure the guy who they represent the choice of stipulation between the three at Spring Breakdown.
JK: I trust the choice of Bobby Riggs since both you and I have a clue on who that is.
TH: That we do, but I think Michael Rose or Sorrow might pull a surprise opponent for Bobby Riggs’ choice. And finally, our main event will be a six-woman tag team match as Kerri Thompson teams with Shaelin Marie O’Hara and Nurse Mary Harper to take on the three women that comprise TNT in Tracy Jones, Nicole Michaels, and Talia Bell.
JK: I predict the team of TNT will be getting the win since they know how to team up with each other while we know nothing about how well Kerri will work with Shaelin and Mary.
TH: It is true that there is an unknown nature to the team of Kerri, Shaelin, and Mary. But that also means their opponents also don’t know what they are capable of. Now with all of that done, let’s get to our first match with Michael Muffer in the ring.
Michael Muffer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall.
MM: Introducing first…at 6 foot 3 inches…weighing in at 240 lbs….from Los Angeles, California…he is the 2015 Lord of the Ring…JONATHAN MICHAELS!!!!
*Jonathan Michaels comes from the back with no smoke or pyro. He is wearing the WWCF t-shirt. He enters the ring, takes off his shirt, and waits for his opponent.*
TH: I have to admit, I am sort of disappointed that Jonathan has decided to consider himself still part of a company that no longer exists instead of FAWA as well as hanging out with that thief Evil M.
JK: He is one half of the WWCF tag team champions.
TH: Not even going to dignify that with a response.
MM: And his opponent…at 6 feet, 3 inches…weighing in at 245 lbs….from Atlanta, Georgia…”BLACK GOLD” JORDAN MAC!!!!
*Jordan Mac comes from the back with smiles and with the Black Gold Crew. He enters the ring and looks at Jonathan.*
JK: Well, I may have to change my pick as Gus may have found a great opponent for Jonathan.
TH: It’s a rematch of the 2015 Lord of the Ring finals and this is just our opening match.
*The referee sees both men and rings the bell*
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*Jordan Mac are down. Jonathan Michaels seems ready to do the Fade To Black, but one member of the Black Gold Crew grabs Jonathan’s leg and it is enough of a distraction that Jordan is able to recover a vicious big boot.*
TH: Those damn Black Gold Club are helping Jordan out.
JK: I don’t think Jonathan is going to able to escape this one.
*Suddenly, Gus Richlen comes out from the back and is not happy with the crew’s interference. He yells at them to play fair. Suddenly, Evil M comes from the crowd with his briefcase.*
TH: It’s Evil M through the crowd.
JK: What in God’s name is he doing?
TH: Probably helping his friend.
*Evil M then goes and hits a member of the crew with the briefcase. This causes the crew to go after him, but Gus also joins the fight against the crew.*
JK: Why the hell is Gus helping Evil M?
TH: Gus wants a fair fight and the crew didn’t play fair.
*This causes a lot of confusion for Jordan as the man who chose him for this match and his opponent’s friend are on the same side against his crew. This confusion causes Jonathan to get up and wait for Jordan.*
JK: Oh god, Jordan….get out of the ring now!!
*Jordan turns around and gets hit with the Fade to Black by Jonathan.*
TH: Fade to Black and that should do it.
*Jonathan falls over Jordan.
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A crew member tries to enter, but is stopped by Gus.
3!!!!
The ref has the timekeeper ring the bell.*
MM: The winner of this match…JONATHAN MICHAELS!!!
JK: Jonathan steals another victory.
TH: Jonathan earned that victory.
*Jonathan gets his hand raised as Gus fights the member of the crew in the ring. Gus goes to spear the member, but he moves and Gus spears Jonathan by accident.*
TH: Oh….that isn’t good.
JK: Gus did that on purpose.
TH: Are you joking?? That was a complete accident.
*Gus sees what he did and isn’t happy. Then Evil M attacks Gus while the crew takes Jordan to the back. Evil M then throws Gus to the outside as he gets attended to by Mary and Shaelin. Jonathan gets up and hears from Evil M that Gus speared him. Michaels is not happy as he grabs a mic.*
Jonathan: You want to play this game, Gus!!! Well, unlike you…I’m not going to wait till the day of the show to name your opponent. Next week, you go one on one with Mr. Money in the Bank and my WWCF Tag Team Championship partner Evil M!!!
*Evil M smiles about this news.*
TH: Gus Richlen vs. Evil M next week. That is sure to be a barn-burner. Sad to see that Jonathan listened to Evil M about Gus attacking him.
JK: But Gus did spear him.
TH: It was an accident and you know it.
JK: That’s your opinion, not mine.
TH: Hold on….I hear there is a fight going on in the back.
*Backstage, we see Marie Martinique and Rita Perez fighting in the catering room with Lauren Jamison and Beth Graham. Security comes in to break up the fight and Jessica comes in as well. During the attempt to control things, both Lauren and Rita accidentally push Jessica into the punch and she is soaked. Everyone stops fighting to see the boss pissed.*
Jessica: You four just ruined this nice suit I was wearing!!! This is coming out of all four of your paychecks!!! You want to fight so badly!! Well, you get to at Spring Breakdown as the girls of the Breakfast Pack will be fighting The Caribbean Crew. Now all four of you get to take the night off so get out!!! And don’t even bother showing up next week either!
*Security and officials take the four away as Mr. E and U.N. Owen try to help Jessica clean up.*
Jessica: I can’t believe some of the people I have to deal with. Oh and whoever you are who has been playing these games, you better show up at Spring Breakdown and answer for what you have done on my show.
*Jessica leaves with Mr. E & U.N. Owen*
JK: Hahahahahahaha…..the boss got a taste of her own Kool-Aid in a way.
TH: Spring Breakdown just keeps getting bigger with this match now added to the card. And for your sake, Jesse…you better hope she didn’t hear that.
JK: Oh crap…you’re right. Forget I said anything, boss.
MM: The following contest is a Triple Threat Match in which the competitors have been selected by “The Comedian” Bobby Riggs, Michael Rose, and Sorrow. Each competitor will represent their chooser and the winner will win their chooser the opportunity to select a stipulation for their upcoming Triple Threat Match at Spring Breakdown. Introducing first, The Comedian’s wrestler…
MM: Coming down the aisle, at 6 feet 5 inches, weighing 252 pounds, from Superior, Arizona—TOBY NICHOLAS TUCKER, TNT.
*TNT comes out to some boos that get louder as he emerges from the curtains. TNT is wearing red wrestling tights with “TNT” in white down the legs, white wrist tape, and black cowboy boots with a fire design on them. He walks down to the ring as a lot of pyro. TNT walks up the steps, onto the apron, and through the ropes. He makes some gun gestures with his hands.*
TH: Not surprising that Riggs chose TNT.
JK: Of course not. He got The Comedian back into FAWA. And, he’ll give him the chance to choose the stipulation for the triple threat at Spring Breakdown.
TH: Yeah, I know. Muffer just explained that.
JK: Well, maybe someone just tuned in and missed it.
MM: Now, here is the wrestler chosen by Michael Rose…
MM: Coming down the aisle...from The Land of Opportunity...at 6 feet, 5 inches...weighing in at 302 lbs...AmericAnt!!!
*AmericAnt comes down from the back waving the US flag as he goes to the ring. Inside the ring, he does poses ala Hulk Hogan and then hands the flag to the referee.*
TH: This one wasn’t shocking either.
JK: Oh no! AmericAnt has been a bit of an ally for Rose. It figures he’d be Rose’s choice.
TH: AmericAnt is on a roll, having won a shot at the Fan Forums Title. Can he keep it up?
MM: And, finally, the wrestler chosen by Sorrow…
MM: Coming down the aisle, at 6 feet 6 inches, weighing in at 284 pounds, from Schermer, Illinois—BRANDON BARGER.
*Brandon come out to the boos of the crowd. He is wearing a denim coat, a white T-shirt, black khakis, biker’s glove, and Doc Martin’s. He walks to the ring, stops right before he enters it, and holds up his right fist. He then enters the ring and takes off the coat and shirt, throwing them to the outside.*
TH: Well, this is a surprise.
JK: Yeah! I figured Sorrow was done with the Breakfast Pack.
TH: Me too. But, then again, Sorrow isn’t very friendly with many people here is FAWA.
JK: Yeah. Brandon Barger was probably the only guy who would say yes.
*Just before the bell rings, Brandon runs over and kicks AmericAnt in the groin. He throws AmericAnt out of the ring as the bell rings. As he taunts AmericAnt, TNT runs over and kicks Brandon in the knee and punches him against the ropes.*
TH: What a cheap shot!
JK: Hey! The bell hadn’t rang!
TH: Well, Brandon Barger may have taken AmericAnt out. But, he still has TNT to deal with.
*TNT tries to whip Brandon across the ring, but Brandon reverses it. As TNT bounces off the ropes, he goes low, trying to take out a knee; but Brandon leapfrogs him. He turns around and kicks TNT in the gut before he can recover. He whips TNT into a corner, but TNT jumps onto the second turnbuckle and jumps off with a twisting crossbody. However, Brandon counters with a big boot, knocking TNT down. He goes for a pin.
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TNT kicks out.*
TH: Brandon Barger is dominating the early portions of the match.
JK: The leader of the Pack is looking to restore some of the Pack’s reputation. And, he might do it tonight.
*Brandon gets up and stomps on TNT. Suddenly, AmericAnt runs in and hits Brandon with a German suplex. He tries to roll it around into another one, but Brandon blocks it. AmericAnt pushes Brandon off into TNT’s boot. TNT charges at Brandon, but a stiff punch stops him and spins him around. Brandon grabs TNT from behind, and AmericAnt grabs Brandon from behind. He then hits them both with a German suplex, which sends TNT flying to the ropes. AmericAnt then pins Brandon.
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Brandon kicks out.*
TH: Baw Gawd! Double German suplex!
JK: Well, Barger didn’t do a good enough job taking out AmericAnt.
*AmericAnt gets up and picks up Brandon. Suddenly, Brandon surprises AmericAnt with the Sultan Of Swing (Exploder suplex). TNT gets up and tries to hit Brandon with a big boot as he gets up, but Brandon catches it. He spins TNT around, sweeps his legs, and picks him up with the Ride Across The River (Wheelbarrow suplex), dropping him onto AmericAnt. Brandon then pins both of them.
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TNT and AmericAnt get a shoulder up.*
TH: The Sultan Of Swing, out of nowhere! Here comes TNT, and… Good GAWD! Ride Across The River onto AmericAnt!
JK: That may have done it! And, he’s pinning them both.
TH: 1… 2… No! They both got their arm’s up!
*Brandon gets up and picks up TNT. He throws TNT off onto the mat, and he rolls onto the apron. Brandon then hits AmericAnt with a few fist drops before picking him up and punching him into a corner. He tries to whip AmericAnt across the ring, but AmericAnt reverses it. Brandon hits the corner, and AmericAnt charges at it. However, Brandon stops him with a back elbow. AmericAnt staggers back, and Brandon charges at him. However, AmericAnt catches him with a scoop slam. He picks up Brandon and whips him into the opposite corner. He then charges at Brandon with the Stars & Stripes (Three Point Stance Clothesline), squashing him the corner.*
TH: AmericAnt has Brandon Barger seeing Stars & Stripes!
JK: Cute, Hoss. Real cute.
*AmericAnt grabs Brandon and hits him with a European uppercut. He then picks up Brandon and puts him onto the top turnbuckle. He punches Brandon a few times when TNT comes up behind him and throws him headfirst into Brandon’s gut. He then grabs AmericAnt and tries to whip him into the ropes, but AmericAnt reverses it. TNT bounces off the ropes, and AmericAnt grabs TNT to throw him out of the ring. However, TNT jumps up onto the top rope and hits Brandon with springboard rope-walk into a top rope headscissors takedown, sending Brandon flying into AmericAnt.*
TH: Good Gawd! TNT just hit AmericAnt with Brandon Barger!
JK: He’s showing that last week’s win was no fluke!
*TNT picks Brandon and hits him with the Nitro Suplex (X–Plex), pinning him.
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AmericAnt breaks up the pin. He picks up TNT and hits him with the Springsteen Spike (Pumphandle half nelson driver). He goes for a pin.
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Brandon breaks up the pin. He picks up AmericAnt and hits him with the Skateaway (Half nelson choke suplex). He goes for a pin.
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TNT breaks up the pin.*
TH: They are pulling out all the stops tonight!
JK: They each wanna win badly. I’m guessing their choosers promised them something big if they get a victory.
TH: Maybe. Or maybe they just wanna show how great wrestlers they are.
JK: True. Though, I think Brandon just wants to win so that Sorrow won’t beat the crap out of him.
TH: That makes sense.
*TNT picks up Brandon, but Brandon surprises him with a twisting belly-to-belly side slam. TNT rolls to the outside. Brandon walks over to grab him, but AmericAnt surprises him with the Americana Kick (Running arched big boot from behind), sending him to the apron.*
TH: Americana Kick sends Brandon Barger to the apron!
JK: You gotta keep your eye on the Patriotic Pest. Like all ants, he’ll ruin you picnic.
*AmericAnt walks over to the ropes and picks up Brandon. He suplexes Brandon back into the ring and pins him.
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Brandon kicks out. AmericAnt goes for Brandon’s leg for the Tap or Snap (Grapevine Ankle Lock), but TNT runs back into the ring. AmericAnt lets go of Brandon and clotheslines TNT. He goes for a pin.
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TNT kicks out. AmericAnt gets up and picks up TNT. He pushes him back into the ropes and tries to whip him across the ring, but TNT reverses it. TNT goes for a back body drop, but AmericAnt surprises him with a sunset flip. He tries for a pin, but TNT rolls out of it and hits AmericAnt with a European uppercut to his throat. AmericAnt goes down, and TNT grabs his legs. He spins AmericAnt around for a giant swing, going around once, twice, three times, four times, five times, six times, seven times, eight times, nine times, and lets go on the tenth spin. AmericAnt hits the mat, and TNT goes for a pin.
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AmericAnt kicks out.*
TH: AmericAnt goes around the world but manages to stay in the match.
JK: He’s gotta be dizzy after that.
TH: Nice commentary, King.
JK: Thank you!
*TNT gets up and picks up AmericAnt. He pushes AmericAnt back into the ropes and tries to whip him across the ring. But, AmericAnt reverses it. He goes for a clothesline, but TNT ducks it. He bounces off the ropes, and AmericAnt catches him. However, TNT counters with the Nuclear Explosion (Tornado DDT followed into a Fujiwara armbar).*
TH: Nuclear Explosion out of no where!
JK: Beautiful counter! TNT may just have this match won!
*TNT has it locked on tight. AmericAnt struggles to get out of it. He pushes himself and TNT off the mat. Suddenly, TNT rolls it around into a European headlock. He tries to push AmericAnt onto the mat. However, AmericAnt is able to grab TNT’s legs and sweeps him to the mat, locking TNT into the Tap or Snap (Grapevine Ankle Lock).*
TH: And, AmericAnt has countered that European headlock into the Tap Or Snap!
JK: Nevermind! AmericAnt may just have this match won!
*AmericAnt has it locked on tight. TNT tries in vain to pull himself to the ropes. Suddenly, Brandon tries to enter the ring with a steel chair. This causes the referee to stop him from entering the ring. TNT starts tapping, but the ref doesn’t see it. AmericAnt yells at the ref to turn around, but he’s too distracted by Brandon. AmericAnt gets frustrated and lets go of the hold. He runs over and knocks Brandon off the apron with a forearm smash. AmericAnt goes back to the Tap Or Snap, but Brandon suddenly runs into the ring and drops a fist onto AmericAnt’s head, causing him to let go.*
TH: Brandon Barger saves TNT twice.
JK: He saved himself too!
*Brandon gets up and picks up AmericAnt. AmericAnt suddenly surprises him with a stiff punch, spinning him around. AmericAnt tries to grab Brandon from behind, but Brandon surprises him with a reverse elbow. Both men start punching each other. Eventually, AmericAnt ducks a punch from Brandon, spinning him around. AmericAnt grabs him with a German suplex. He rolls over, trying for another, but TNT stops him with a double axe handle. He grabs AmericAnt, going for a European uppercut, but AmericAnt avoids it. TNT spins around, and AmericAnt hits him with a German suplex. He tries for another, but Brandon charges at him. Suddenly, AmericAnt spins around hitting Brandon with the Old Glory Boot (Discus Boot).*
TH: Old Glory Boot to Brandon Barger out of nowhere! AmericAnt is on a roll.
JK: Yeah, but how long can he keep it up? He’s got two guys to deal with.
*AmericAnt tries to grab Brandon, but TNT hits him from behind an elbow. AmericAnt falls to the mat and tries to pick him up for a dead lift bridging German suplex. However, a stiff back elbow stops that, spinning TNT around. AmericAnt quickly turns around and hits him another German suplex. He rolls it around into a second German suplex. He rolls it around into a third German suplex. He rolls that around into a belly-to-back suplex lift neckbreaker. AmericAnt goes for a pin.
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TNT kicks out.*
TH: Waves Of Grain to TNT, but it doesn’t end the match!
JK: AmericAnt is looking to end this match fast, and I don’t blame him. You have to put away one guy quickly before the other guy can break up the pin. That’s the best way to win a triple threat.
*AmericAnt gets up. He tries to pick up TNT, but Brandon runs back into the ring. He charges at AmericAnt with a running big boot, but AmericAnt catches it and takes Brandon to the mat with a dragon screw leg whip. TNT gets up, and AmericAnt dropkicks him into the ropes, sending TNT out of the ring. Then, AmericAnt drops an elbow onto Brandon’s leg and locks him into the Tap Or Snap.*
TH: Tap Or Snap! This time, it’s on Brandon Barger!
JK: TNT didn’t tap or snap, but maybe Brandon will!
*Brandon tries in vain to crawl to the ropes, but he isn’t going anywhere. Suddenly, TNT grabs the referee and hugs him. The ref tries to pull away. Brandon starts tapping, but the ref can’t see it. AmericAnt lets go of the hold after he sees what TNT is doing. He runs over and knees TNT in the face, knocking him back into the steel guardrail.*
TH: Once again, a distracted referee saves the day.
JK: Smart on TNT’s part. He saw it work for Brandon and just did the same.
*AmericAnt goes back to the Tap Or Snap on Brandon. However, TNT climbs up to the top turnbuckle and jumps off. He lands on AmericAnt with a diving elbow drop, causing him to let go of the hold. He then pins AmericAnt.
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AmericAnt kicks out. Both men get up. AmericAnt staggers back into a corner, and TNT hits him with a few European uppercuts. He tries to whip AmericAnt across the ring, but AmericAnt reverses it. He stops himself from hitting the turnbuckles and stops AmericAnt with a back elbow. AmericAnt staggers back, and TNT climbs up the second turnbuckle. He goes for a diving European uppercut, but AmericAnt counters with a dropkick, knocking TNT down. Both men get up. TNT gets the upperhand with a series of punches and European uppercuts. He whips AmericAnt into the corner and charges at him with a spear, but AmericAnt jumps up; and TNT hits the steel post, shoulder first.*
TH: Good Gawd! TNT hit that post hard!
JK: Damn! He may be out of the match!
*TNT falls onto the apron and then the floor. AmericAnt then goes to Brandon. He picks him up for the American Slam, but Brandon slips out of it. He then hits AmericAnt with a running one-handed bulldog. Brandon then goes to the apron and climbs up to the top turnbuckle. As he climbs up, AmericAnt gets up. Brandon jumps off for a diving leg drop bulldog, but AmericAnt surprises him with a dropkick, knocking him down. Both men get up. Brandon goes for a punch, but AmericAnt ducks it. Brandon spins around, and AmericAnt catches him with an atomic drop. Brandon goes down, and AmericAnt goes to the top. He waits for Brandon to get up. He does, and AmericAnt jumps off with the Rocket's Red Glare (Flying Clothesline). He goes for a pin.
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Brandon kicks out.*
TH: The Rocket’s Red Glare to Brandon Barger.
JK: Yeah, but he’s still there. The match continues.
*Both men get up. AmericAnt charges at Brandon, but he catches AmericAnt with a sitout hiptoss. He picks up AmericAnt and kicks him in the gut. He tries to grab AmericAnt, but he surprises Brandon with a European uppercut. He goes for a punch, but Brandon ducks it. AmericAnt spins around, and Brandon lifts AmericAnt up and drops him with Making Movies (Spin-out powerbomb). He goes for a pin.
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AmericAnt kicks out.*
TH: AmericAnt kicks out of Making Movies.
JK: These men are giving it their all. But, somebody has to have more than the others.
*Brandon gets up and waits for AmericAnt to get up. He slowly does and Brandon locks him in Twisting By The Pool (Half nelson choke with bodyscissors). AmericAnt struggles to get out of it, but he fades fast. After a few minutes, AmericAnt looks to be out of it. The ref grabs his arm and lets it drop.
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He grabs AmericAnt’s arm again and lefts it drop.
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He grabs it a third time, but it doesn’t drop. The crowd goes wild.*
JK: This is it! Brandon Barger is gonna win with Twisting By The Pool.
TH: NO! He’s not! AmericAnt hangs on!
JK: How!?
*Suddenly, AmericAnt starts shaking his arms. He’s getting FIRED UP! He manages to pull himself and Brandon off the mat. AmericAnt then rams Brandon back first into a corner. He then rams Brandon again. And again. And again. Eventually, Brandon lets go of the hold. AmericAnt is fully fired up now! Brandon tries to stop him, charging at AmericAnt, but AmericAnt stops him with the Star Spangled Elbow (Bionic Elbow).*
TH: The Star Spangled Elbow! AmericAnt is fired up, King!
JK: Dangit! I was hoping Brandon would pull off the upset. For his safety! I can’t imagine what Sorrow will do to him!
*Brandon falls back into the ropes and bounces off of them. AmericAnt catches him with an Arn Anderson spinebuster. AmericAnt then goes to the ropes, bounces off of them, and hits Brandon with a running knee drop. Brandon jumps up, and AmericAnt grabs him for an atomic drop. Brandon bounces up and hits the ropes. As he bounces off of them, AmericAnt catches him with the American Slam (Angle Slam). AmericAnt gets up, runs to the ropes, bounces off of them, and hits Brandon with American Leg Drop (Atomic Leg Drop).*
TH: The American Slam! And the American Leg Drop! It’s over!
JK: Oh, poor Brandon!
*AmericAnt gets up. Instead of going for the pin, he decides to go for another American Leg Drop.*
TH: He’s going for another American Leg Drop!
JK: What!? Why!? Pin him!
*Big mistake. As he runs to the ropes, TNT runs back into the ring and behind him. He hits AmericAnt in the back of the head with an elbow smash, sending him to the outside.*
TH: Wait a minute! TNT hits him from behind! AmericAnt is out!
*He then pins Brandon.*
TH: TNT goes for the pin.
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TH: No! NO!
*3!*
JK: Yes! He did it!
MM: Here is your winner—Toby Nicholas Tucker, TNT!!!!
*TNT jumps up like he just won a world title. AmericAnt gets up and looks at the ring. He can’t believe what has happened! The crowd boos as TNT exits the ring and runs away. AmericAnt kicks the steel steps in anger.*
TH: I can’t believe that TNT just stole the match like that!
JK: Believe it, Hoss! TNT is on a roll!
*We cut to the backstage area. Jerry Fish is standing by waiting for TNT to come back there. He does and walks over to Jerry.*
Jerry: Mr. Tucker, can I have a word?
TNT: You can have a thousand of them, baby, because with TNT, one word is not enough!
*Suddenly, “The Comedian” Bobby Riggs, wearing a black shirt with his logo on it, blue jeans, and white tennis shoes, runs up and hugs TNT. Both men jump up and down, laughing giddily.*
Jerry: Mr. Riggs, how do you feel about TNT’s victory!?
Comedian: I’m ecstatic, Wanda! This man has not only gotten me back into FAWA, but he’s now won me the right to pick the stipulation for that triple threat at Spring Breakdown! Now, it is unfair that my first match back has to be a triple threat against that pathetic flower, Rose, and my useless lackey, Sorrow. But, now I have the advantage!
Jerry: Since you have the advantage, what stipulation will you pick?
Comedian: Easy. You see, I chose TNT knowing he would win so that I could prevent Rose and Sorrow from throwing out the rulebook and bringing in weapons and falls counting anywhere and last man standing rules and all that crap! Me, I don’t need that to beat Sorrow or Rose! I can’t beat either one of them fair and square in the ring. And, that just what I will do! So, I’m choosing to make the triple threat just a plain old triple threat match. You may not like it, but I don’t care. I’m gonna win the match, and there will be no chicanery when I do it!
Jerry: Well, you have won the right, but that came about after TNT stole the win from AmericAnt.
TNT: Hey! That Patriotic Pest is the one who done messed up! If he had just pinned John Bender when he had the chance, then he would have one. But, instead, that six-legged motherhumper decided to go for one more leg drop! Hulk Hogan never went for one more leg drop! That’s why he was on top for so long! But, Ant-Man just had to be an idiot! All I did was take advantage! Because I’m not only the best physical specimen in FAWA, I’m also the smartest! That is why I’ve won my first two matches, and that is why I will continue to win matches until I have all the gold, all the ladies, all the respect, and all the praise in FAWA! I’m an unstoppable force! I’m the Big Bang! Forever expanding in the infinite abyss! I’m the man with the plan! The tower of power! The thriller and the killer! The fighter and the biter! I am Toby Nicholas Tucker! I am T-N-T! And, I… am… DYNOMITE!!!!
*TNT and The Comedian walk off.*
TH: Well, The Comedian has decided on a typical triple threat match.
JK: Which is fine by me, too many gimmicks in wrestling can get very old.
TH: That is true. Well, we have our final match of the evening and it will be interesting with a six-woman tag team match. So let’s get to Michael Muffer in the ring.
MM: The following is a 6-woman tag match, scheduled for one fall.
MM: Introducing first, at a combined weight of 228 pounds—SHAELIN MARIE O’HARA and MARY HARPER.
*The crowd cheers as Shaelin and Mary walk through the lower crowd tunnel UFC-style, accompanied by several police officers. She has on MMA shorts and a top, both half black and half emerald. Mary has on a tight purple dress. They both goes over the barricade and enters the ring.*
TH: We are set for an exciting 6-woman tag match.
JK: And, you know how much I like a good catfight!
TH: This should be a lot more violent than your typical catfight, King.
JK: Either way, I’m gonna enjoy myself tonight.
MM: And, their partner, at 5 feet 9 inches, and weighing in at 130 pounds, from Seattle, Washington—KERRI THOMPSON!
*Kerri comes out to the cheers of the crowd. She has on red pants and top, with 5'' between them and black boots and elbow pads. She walks down to the ring and enters it.*
TH: Amazingly, this will be Kerri’s first actual wrestling match in FAWA.
JK: Really? She’s been here this whole time and wrestled once? Weird.
MM: And, their opponents, at a combined weight of 405 pounds, from The Southwest—Tracy Jones, Nicole Michaels, and Talia Bell, T-N-T!!!!
*A lot of pyro goes off as the girls walk out to the boos of the crowd. Tracy is wearing pink top and tights with a flame design on the top and a flame design and “TNT” in white down the legs, white wrist tape, and pink boots with “TNT” in white on them. Nicole is wearing pink top and skirt with a flame design on the top and a flame design and “TNT” written in white around the skirt, black wrist tape, and pink boots with “TNT” in white on them. Talia is wearing pink corset-styled singlet with skirt with a flame design and “TNT” in white on the back and front and pink boots with “TNT” in white on them. They walk down to the ring and enter it.*
TH: And, here they are, the females of TNT!
JK: Did you know that the first letters of their first names spell out “TNT”?
TH: Yeah, I’ve figured that out.
JK: Well… good!
*The bell rings. We start off with Shaelin and Nicole. They tie up, and Shaelin quickly puts Nicole in a wristlock. She wrings it around a few times, but Nicole breaks it with an elbow to the head. She puts Shaelin into a wristlock of her own. Nicole wrings it a few times, but Shaelin manages to counter with a leg sweep, breaking the hold. Shaelin goes for an elbow drop, but Nicole rolls out of the way. Both girls get up. They tie up again, and Nicole puts Shaelin in a reverse bear hug. Shaelin rolls around and puts Nicole into a reverse bear hug as well. But, a few elbows to the head frees Nicole. Shaelin staggers back into a neutral corner, and Nicole charges at her, hitting her with a hip attack.*
TH: Nicole Michaels looking impressive in the early goings of the match.
JK: This is their debut match. They wanna make a good impression and set an example to everyone watching that they’re a force to reckon with.
*Nicole punches and kicks on Shaelin for a bit before whipping her across the ring. However, Shaelin jumps onto the second turnbuckle and jumps off with a twisting crossbody onto Nicole. Shaelin rolls over Nicole, and they get up. Nicole charges at Shaelin, but Shaelin catches her with an arm drag. Nicole gets up only to be taken down with an armdrag again. Nicole gets up again, but Shaelin hits her with a spinning wheel kick. Nicole goes down, and Shaelin quickly covers her.
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Nicole kicks out.*
TH: Nicole isn’t the only one looking impressive.
JK: Yeah, we can’t count Shaelin O’Hara out. She’s the World Champ’s girl and has a bit of a reputation to live up to.
*They both get up. Shaelin grabs Nicole, but Nicole hits her with a knee to the gut. She picks up Shaelin and pushes her back into the ropes. She whips Shaelin across the ring, going for a clothesline; but Shaelin ducks it. Nicole turns around to several stiff kicks to her midsection. With Nicole bent over, Shaelin grabs her and takes her down with a Russian legsweep. Shaelin then goes to the top turnbuckle. However, Nicole manages to roll out of the way before Shaelin can jump off. She cockily puts her finger to her head, thinking she’s out-smarted Shaelin. But, Nicole turns around to a crossbody from Shaelin, knocking her to the floor.*
TH: Smart thinking by Nicole Michaels.
JK: She’s more than just a pretty face, Hoss.
TH: So is Shaelin. Crossbody to Nicole on the floor.
*Shaelin gets up and picks up Nicole. She throws her into the ring and climbs onto the apron. She then slingshots herself into the ring, landing on Nicole with a splash. She goes for a pin.
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Nicole grabs the bottom rope. Shaelin gets up and pulls Nicole from the ropes. Suddenly, Tracy runs into the ring. Kerri and Mary warn Shaelin, and she turns around to stop Tracy. But, Tracy is able to hit her with the Head To Head Collision (Charging 180º spinning facebuster).*
TH: Here comes Tracy, and she hits the Head To Head Collision.
JK: Smart move, giving her partner some time to recover.
*The ref yells at Tracy to exit the ring. She does, but Nicole just tags her into the match. Nicole exits the ring, and Tracy picks up Shaelin, pushing her into TNT’s corner. Tracy knees Shaelin in the gut several times and then hits her with a few shoulder thrusts. After a while, Tracy stops; and Shaelin falls to the mat. The ref yells at Tracy for her aggressive style, which Tracy uses to distract the ref so that Nicole can stomp on Shaelin for a bit.*
TH: I don’t believe this! How does the ref always fall for this?
JK: I don’t know. Maybe TNT’s girls are just too damn pretty.
*Nicole and Talia continue beating on Shaelin. Mary and Kerri yell at the ref. Nicole and Talia stop beating on Shaelin and yell at their opponents. Meanwhile, Tracy stomps on Shaelin as she rolls away from the corner. She pushes her boot down onto Shaelin’s neck, pushing down on the ropes for added leverage. The ref starts counting.
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Tracy lets up. She picks up Shaelin and rams her head onto the top turnbuckle of a neutral corner. She rams Shaelin’s head a few more times and then whips her across the ring. Tracy charges at Shaelin, but Shaelin gets a boot up. Tracy recovers and charges at Shaelin again, but Shaelin rolls out of the way. Tracy hits the turnbuckles but recovers to grab Shaelin’s leg as she makes a tag. Suddenly, Shaelin hits her with the Shaelinziguri (enziguiri folowed in mid-air by a spinning heel kick to the back of the head).*
TH: Shaelinziguri out of nowhere!
JK: Welcome to FAWA, Tracy Jones!
*Shaelin gets up and makes the tag to Kerri Thompson. Tracy gets up, and Kerri starts punching her. She punches Tracy into the ropes and tries to whip him across the ring, but Tracy reverses it. Kerri hits the ropes and surprises Tracy with a flying forearm smash. They both go down, but Kerri kips up. She quickly runs over and knocks Nicole and Talia off the apron with two good stiff punches. She then goes to the top turnbuckle of a neutral corner and waits for Tracy to get up. She does, and Kerri jumps off with the Mercenary Breaker (Flying neckbreaker), hitting Tracy. She goes for a pin.
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Nicole runs in and breaks up the pin.*
TH: Mercenary Breaker! This could be it!
JK: No! Nicole makes the save.
TH: TNT are definitely testing the limits of the rules tonight!
*Kerri gets up and punches Nicole. Nicole punches back, but Kerri wins out, punching her to the ropes. She then clotheslines Nicole out of the ring. Nicole tries to reenter, but Mary and Shaelin jump down and attack her. The ref yells at them to break it up. While this is going on, Talia sneaks into the ring. She waits for Kerri to turn around. She does, and Talia kicks her in the gut. She then hits Kerri with Amsterdamned (Lifting double underhook facebuster).*
JK: The ref is distracted again!
TH: I’ve been saying for years that they should have two refs for tag matches. It just… Wait a minute! Talia Bell is in the ring! She attacks Kerri and hits her with Amsterdamned!
JK: TNT is really taking it to Kerri tonight!
*Talia exits the ring and runs over to save Nicole. The ref finally exits the ring and pulls the girls apart. He yells at them to return to their corners. They do. Back in the ring, Tracy gets up and picks up Kerri. She then hits her with the Equal And Opposite Reaction (STO backbreaker into a reverse STO). Tracy pins her.
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Kerri kicks out.*
TH: The Equal And Opposite Reaction to Kerri Thompson! And… it… doesn’t end the match.
JK: Kerri is showing how tough she is.
TH: Well, we’ve known that. She’s taken many attacks from The Comedian and Sorrow. This shouldn’t be too hard for her.
*Tracy gets up and tags in Talia. Tracy then grabs Kerri’s legs while Talia waits. Then, they hit her with Hand Grenade (Catapult from Tracy into a leg lariat from Talia). Tracy exits the ring, and Talia pins her.
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Kerri kicks out.*
TH: Hand Grenade from TNT, but Kerri still kicks out.
JK: They are really taking it Kerri, but she’s showing that she can take it.
*Talia gets up and picks up Kerri. She whips her hard into a neutral corner. In the corner, Talia hits Kerri with several chops. After a while, though, the chops start to wake Kerri up. She starts punching Talia out of the corner. Talia tries to punch her back, but Kerri fights back. She punches Talia to the center of the ring. Suddenly, Talia uppercuts Kerri, knocking her back down to the mat. Talia picks up Kerri and whips her into the other neutral corner. She charges at Kerri, but Kerri gets her boot up. Talia hits it and staggers back. Kerri charges at Talia with a crossbody, but Talia catches her and stays on her feet. Then, she hits Kerri with the Blue Thunder (Fallaway slam followed by a kip-up and a standing moonsault). She stays on Kerri for a pin.
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Kerri kicks out.*
TH: Blue Thunder counters Kerri’s crossbody, but Talia still wasn’t able to put her away.
JK: It’s only a matter of time. If they just keep on working Kerri over, they’ll beat her.
*Talia picks up Kerri and pulls her over to TNT’s corner. She tags in Tracy and holds her for Tracy to punch her in the ribs. Talia exits the ring as Tracy pushes her into the corner. Tracy punches Kerri several times. She then pulls Kerri out and locks her into a Cobra Clutch. Kerri struggles to get out of it, but Tracy has it locked on tight. She tries to get to her corner, where Mary and Shaelin are reaching out for a tag, but Kerri is fading fast. Tracy wrenches on the move a few times as Kerri fades. Suddenly, Kerri grabs Tracy’s hair.*
TH: Tracy has the Cobra Clutch locked on tight. Kerri is fading. Can she… Yes, she can!
JK: That’s illegal, Hoss!
TH: As you’re fond of saying, she has till five to let go.
*Tracy screams as Kerri pulls herself up. The ref starts counting.
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Kerri lets go, but she’s now up on her feet. She rolls around and starts elbowing Tracy in the gut. Eventually, she gets free and starts chopping Tracy. However, Tracy knees Kerri in the gut. She pushes Kerri back into the ropes and whips her across the ring. As Kerri bounces off the ropes, Tracy drops down for a back body drop, but Kerri jumps over her with a sunset flip into a pin.
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Tracy kicks out.*
TH: Nice counter by Kerri. She almost had Tracy there.
JK: Almost being the key word there.
*Both girls get up. Tracy kicks Kerri in the gut and throws her into the ropes. However, Kerri suddenly jumps onto the ropes and jumps off with The Automatic Buster (Springboard spinning facebuster). She pins Tracy again.
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Tracy kicks out again.*
TH: Automatic Buster out of nowhere! And, it… gets another near fall.
JK: Tracy is taking what Kerri is dishing out. Though, Kerri could easily tag out.
*Kerri gets up and picks up Tracy. She goes for a punch, but Tracy ducks it. Kerri spins around, and Tracy hits her with a belly to back suplex. Both girls are down. They then roll over to their corners and crawl to them. Tracy is able to make a tag first to Nicole. She jumps into the ring and tries to stop Kerri from getting a tag, but Kerri reaches Mary’s hand first. Mary runs in and spears Nicole.*
TH: Tracy gets the tag. But so does Kerri. Mary Harper runs in and spears Nicole Michaels!
JK: TNT better start busting out the double team moves if they wanna win this match.
*Mary picks up Nicole and pushes her back into the ropes. She whips Nicole across the ring and hits her with a Rock-style spinebuster as she bounces off the ropes. Suddenly, Tracy runs into the ring, but Mary catches her with an inverted atomic drop. She then clotheslines Tracy as she bounces up. As Tracy gets up, Mary clotheslines her again, this time over the ropes. Nicole gets up onto her knees, and Mary charges at her with a shining wizard, knocking her out.*
TH: Mary Harper is on a roll.
JK: TNT is getting an education about how the girls of FAWA roll.
*Mary grabs Nicole’s legs and tries to pull her to the center of the ring. However, Nicole pushes Mary off and rushes over to Talia, tagging her in. Talia enters the ring, and they go at it, punching each other. Mary wins out, punching Talia back into a neutral corner. She unleashes an onslaught of punches and chops. She then whips Talia across the ring. Talia hits the opposite corner, and Mary charges at her. However, Talia gets her boot up; and Mary runs right into it. Talia then clotheslines Mary and runs over to punch Kerri and Shaelin.*
JK: And, that’s how Talia Bell rolls.
TH: Talia Bell looking impressive after Mary beat her down in a corner.
JK: And, she’ll look even more impressive when she ends the match.
*Talia yells at both of them and then turns around right into a Jim Douglass Special (rolling armtrap gutwrench suplex). She goes for a pin.
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Talia kicks out.*
TH: Jim Douglass Special out of nowhere! But, it only gets a two count.
JK: Talia got a little too cocky there. And, it almost cost him. Almost!
*Mary gets up and picks up Talia. Suddenly, Tracy and Nicole runs in and attack Marry. Kerri and Shaelin run into the ring and come to Mary’s aid. The ref tries to get them to exit the ring. Suddenly, Toby Nicholas Tucker runs out from the crowd. He enters the ring, picks up Mary, and hits her with Dynamite (Reverse thrown F-5 into a forward Russian legsweep), all behind the ref’s back. He exits the ring before the ref can turn around.*
TH: It’s a pier six brawl in the ring.
JK: Wait a minute! It’s TNT!
TH: Toby Nicholas Tucker? What is he… Dynamite to Mary Harper!
JK: Does that answer your question!?
TH: Mary is out, and the ref didn’t see it.
*The other four girls continue fighting to the outside. In the ring, Talia gets up and picks up Mary. She then hits her with the Ship’s Mast (Gutwrench lift spun into a reverse DDT) and pins her.
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3!*
MM: Here are your winners—TNT!!!!
TH: The Ships’ Mast ends this. I can’t believe these girls have stolen this one.
JK: I can. They were just smarter than their opponents.
*Talia exits the ring and saves her teammates. They all run away. Shaelin runs into the ring to check on Mary while Kerri goes for a chair. She grabs one and chases after them.*
TH: The match may be over, but things are still heating up.
JK: Yeah, it’s not over between these girls.
TH: And that’s it for our show. Thankfully, there seem to be no interruptions so for Jesse King, I am Tim Hoss and we will see you next week.
Writers:
* Seth Drakin
* Hulk Bonnard