NiteRaw Week 26*Fireworks shoot out from the stage as the camera heads to “Gorilla” Tim Hoss & Jesse King.*
Tim Hoss: Welcome everyone to another episode of NiteRaw. I’m “Gorilla” Tim Hoss and with me as always is like Donald Trump, Jesse King Jesse King: I wish I was rich like him.TH: That wasn’t what I was talking about.JK: Then what were you talking about?TH: Have you been listening to anything he has said lately?JK: Not really, I don’t follow 24/7 news channels much.TH: Anyway, we have three matches lined up for you tonight. We kick off the evening with an 8 person intergender elimination tag match between the Caribbean Crew and TNT. If the Crew wins, they get the Breakfast Pack however they choose. JK: And how is that fair? The Crew have 2 women and 2 men while TNT has 3 women and 1 man. TH: You’re being sexist again. I’m sure both teams will do fine. And before you get on me about the Pack, they have been interfering a bunch as of lately so they made their own coffin on this one.JK: But…TH: No buts here, King. JK: Why not? I’m always a fan of some ass, especially if they are shapely.TH: Oh dear god….moving on. After that, we have a singles match with Sorrow taking on CW Who.JK: Sorrow hasn’t been booked as of lately so he is going to be able to get some pent up frustration out on that stupid CW Who character. TH: And finally, our main event will be a triple threat match to decide who will face AmericAnt for the Fan Forums Title on next week’s Independence Day NiteRaw as we will have Brandon Barger vs. The Dream vs. Jordan Mac.JK: It doesn’t matter if Brandon wins or if Jordan wins, that punk ant is going to be losing that title next week.TH: What about The Dream?JK: Ha!!! That guy doesn’t have a prayer. TH: I’m going to hold you to that once he wins. Anyway, let’s get to the ring with Michael Muffer. Michael Muffer: The following contest is an 8 Person Intergender Elimination Tag Team Match. In order to win, one team must eliminate every member of the opposing team. Eliminations can happen as a result of a pinfall, submission, count-out, or disqualification. Introducing first…
MM: Coming down the aisle at a combined weight 732 pounds, from The Caribbean Islands—Benjamin Bannock, Antonio Colón, Marie Martinique, and Rita Perez, THE CARIBBEAN CREW!*The Crew comes out as pyro goes off behind them. Benjamin is wearing gold tights with black triangles on the waist and inseams of the pant legs and green diamonds down the sides of the legs and the word “Jamaica” in green on the butt, black boots with the Jamaican flag on each side, and gold elbow pads, wrist tape, and knee pads. Tony is wearing red tights with a white star on the front and “Cuba” in blue on the butt and white stars on a blue stripe down the legs, black boots with the Cuban flag on the sides, and red elbow pads, wrist tape, and knee pads. Marie is wearing tights and top with 5'' between them in this design: red on the right side of the top and tights and blue on the left side of the top and tights with “Haiti” written in white down the side of the legs, black wrist tape, red and blue elbow pads, and black boots with the Haitian flag on the sides. Rita is wearing tights and top with 5'' between them in this design: red top and tights with a blue triangle with a white star in the middle around waist and red and white vertical stripes down legs, black boots with the Puerto Rican flag on the sides; white elbow pads, wrist tape, and knee pads. They all walk down to the ring and enter it. Then, they each climb to the top of a turnbuckle, hold up their arms in an X, and then jump down.*
TH: Here comes the Caribbean Crew! They look poised and ready to take on TNT in this elimination tag match. JK: They better be, because they are in for the fight of their lives, especially after what TNT and The Breakfast Pack did to them last week.TH: This will be the Crew’s chance to get revenge on TNT at least. And, they’ll have to win the match if they wanna get a chance at the Pack.JK: That’s easier said than done, Hoss.MM: And, their opponents, at a combined weight of 637 pounds, from The Southwest—Toby Nicholas Tucker, Tracy Jones, Nicole Michaels, and Talia Bell, T-N-T!!!!*A lot of pyro goes off as the girls walk out to the boos of the crowd. Toby is wearing white wrestling tights with a flame design and “TNT” in black down the legs, white wrist tape, and black cowboy boots with a fire design on them. Tracy is wearing orange top and tights with a flame design on the top and a flame design and “TNT” in white down the legs, white wrist tape, and pink boots with “TNT” in white on them. Nicole is wearing orange top and skirt with a flame design on the top and a flame design and “TNT” written in white around the skirt, black wrist tape, and pink boots with “TNT” in white on them. Talia is wearing orange corset-styled singlet with skirt with a flame design and “TNT” in white on the back and front and pink boots with “TNT” in white on them. They walk down to the ring and enter it. Toby makes the gun gesture with his hands at different people in the crowd.*
TH: Here comes TNT. And, this should be a huge barn burner.JK: Oh yeah. After what happened last week, they are gonna have to bring it because the Crew will be pissed. *The bell rings. Everyone but Rita and Tracy move onto the apron. Tracy starts talking trash at Rita and then shoves her. Rita just smiles and shoves her back. Tracy then punches Rita, and Rita punches back. They go at it, back and forth, for a bit until Rita starts to win out. She punches Tracy back into a corner and whips Tracy across the ring. Rita charges behind her, but Tracy jumps up. Rita goes under her and hits the turnbuckles. Tracy lands on her feet and starts chopping Rita’s chest. However, they just rile Rita up, and she throws Tracy into the corner and unleashes some chops of her own. After a few chops, Tracy is able to throw Rita into the corner and chop her. But, Rita turns the tables on Tracy again with some more chops and a few punches. She then pulls Tracy from the corner, puts her against the ropes, and tries to whip her across the ring. However, Tracy reverses it. Rita bounces off the ropes. Tracy goes for a back body drop, but Rita leaps over her. Tracy gets up as Rita bounces off the ropes, and Rita hits her with Spanish Harlem (charging 180° spinning facebuster). She goes for a pin.
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Tracy kicks out.*
TH: Spanish Harlem early on, but it doesn’t end the match. JK: Tracy Jones is holding her own well against Rita Perez. The Crew is gonna have to really bust out the big moves in order to stop TNT. *Rita gets up and picks up Tracy. Tracy start punching Rita in the gut, but Rita stops her with a knee to the gut. Rita then grabs Tracy and throws her over the ropes. However, Tracy grabs the top one and lands on the apron. Rita charges at her to knock her off, but Tracy stops her with a kick to the gut. Tracy rolls over Rita back into the ring and charges to the opposite ropes. She bounces off of them, and Rita charges at her with a clothesline. Tracy ducks it. She bounces off the other ropes, and Rita catches her with a swinging side slam. Rita goes for another pin.
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Tracy kicks out.*
TH: Tracy still won’t go down.JK: The match just begun. It’s gonna take a lot more to keep her down.TH: Either way, I’d get out of the ring if I was her.JK: Oh yay! With this match, you can’t stay in there too long. Keep someone fresh in. *Rita gets up and picks up Tracy, but Tracy surprises her with a monkey flip. Rita goes flying, and Tracy gets up and tags in Talia. She comes in and charges at Rita, but Rita surprises her with a drop toe hold. Rita picks up Talia, pushes her back into the ropes, and tags in Tony. He comes in, and they whip Talia across the ring. Talia bounces off the ropes, and they catch her with a double arm drag their knees. Rita exits the ring, and Tony pins Talia.
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Talia kicks out.*
TH: Talia Bell almost got eliminated there, but she manages to hang on.JK: What a horrible display! I mean, Antonio just comes in and attacks a woman like this!TH: It’s intergender rules. The guys and girls can wrestle each other. And, I’ve heard that Talia Bell has wrestled her fair share of men throughout her career.JK: I still don’t like it, Hoss.*Tony gets up and picks up Talia, dropping her throat first onto the top rope. He then grabs Talia for a belly-to-back suplex, dropping her to the mat and pinning her.
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Talia kicks out. Tony picks up Talia again, this time body slamming her to the mat. He follows that with an elbow drop and pins her.
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Talia kicks out. He picks up Talia again and throws her head first onto the top turnbuckle. Tony then whips Talia across the ring. He charges after her, and Talia jumps up, catching Tony by his neck with her legs. However, Tony pushes her off, crotching her onto the top rope. Tony then knocks Talia off the rope, sending her to the floor. Talia gets up, and Tony drops onto her with a slingshot crossbody.*
TH: Antonio Colón is certainly not treating Talia Bell any different because she’s a woman. JK: I don’t understand how Jenny Drakin, as a woman herself, could make such a match. TH: Maybe this was a little punishment for how TNT treated the Crew on our last show.JK: That was supposed to be punishment for The Crew!*Tony gets up and tries to reenter the ring, but he’s stopped by Nicole, who hits Tony in the gut with a shoulder thrust. Nicole then jumps over Tony, and drops him onto the floor with a sunset flip powerbomb. As Nicole taunts him, Marie jumps off the top turnbuckle with a diving crossbody and lands on Nicole. Marie gets up, but she is suddenly hit by a moonsault from Tracy. Benjamin tries to go for an aerial move, but he makes the mistake of running across the ring. TNT grabs him by his hair and drops him onto the mat. TNT enters the ring and picks up Benjamin. He tries for a belly-to-back suplex, but Benjamin rolls over him and lands on his feet. He pushes TNT to the ropes and tries for a roll-up, but TNT holds onto the ropes. Benjamin gets up and charges at TNT. TNT ducks and back body drops him over the ropes, but that just sends Benjamin flying down onto Tracy, Nicole, and Talia, knocking them down.*
TH: Benjamin Bannock just took out the ladies of TNT with Toby Nicholas Tucker’s help. JK: That was a bad mistake. I hope they can recover from that. *TNT exits the ring, and attacks Benjamin. As they all fight on the outside, Marie throws Talia back into the ring. She whips Talia across the ring and catches her with a single knee facebreaker. Marie pins Talia.
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Talia kicks out. As the other wrestlers get back to their corners, Marie gets up and picks up Talia. She whips Talia into the ropes, which allows TNT to make a blind tag. Marie grabs Talia and tries to throw her over the ropes, but Talia holds onto her and whips her to TNT. TNT kicks Marie in the gut, and then they hit her with the Powderkeg (Package piledriver from TNT rolled into a brainbuster from Talia). TNT pins Marie as Talia exits the ring.
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Marie kicks out.*
TH: Powderkeg to Marie Martinique, but she manages to stay alive. JK: She’s tough, but TNT is tougher.TH: How come you’re not saying anything about Toby beating up on Marie. JK: Well, the rule do allow it. TH: You are unbelievable, King.*TNT gets up and picks up Marie. He pushes her back into the ropes and whips her across the ring. As Marie bounces off the ropes, TNT hits her with a bicycle kick. He stomps on Marie a few times before picking her up and pushing back into the ropes. He whips her across the ring again, this time going for a back body drop. But, he telegraphs it, and Marie kicks him in the face. TNT staggers back, and Marie charges at him. However, TNT recovers with a hard clothesline. He then tags in Nicole. TNT picks up Marie, and when Nicole walks over, they hit her with a double DDT. Nicole then pins Marie as TNT exits the ring.
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Marie kicks out.*
TH: Double DDT doesn’t keep Marie down.JK: Like I said, she’s tough. But, she can’t hold on for long if TNT keeps her isolated.*Nicole gets up and picks up Marie by her hair. She throws Marie head first onto the top turnbuckle. Nicole then pulls Marie from the corner, climbs up the second turnbuckle, and hits her with a tornado DDT. She then pins Marie.
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Marie kicks out. Nicole gets a little frustrated and stomps on Marie a bit. She taunts Marie as she picks her up by her hair. Nicole then goes for a bulldog, but Marie counters it by grabbing Nicole and throwing her into the turnbuckles of the opposite corner.*
TH: Uh-oh! Nicole Michaels’s ego got the better of her as Marie slams her into the corner. JK: Dammit, Nicole! You had her! You should have just finished Marie off. That was just stupid, Hoss.*Nicole falls to the mat with Marie down. Both of them start crawling to their corners. Marie manages to tag in Rita, but Nicole tags in TNT. They both run in, and Rita surprises TNT with a running front dropkick. They both get up, and Nicole charges at TNT. TNT goes for a clothesline, but Rita ducks it with a Matrix evasion. She then gets up and runs to the ropes. As TNT turns around, Rita bounces off the ropes and hits TNT with a tilt-a-whirl headscissors takedown. Rita then gets up and punches out Tracy, Nicole, and Talia. TNT tries to get up, but Rita charges at him and hits him with GOAL! (Running soccer kick to the head on a downed TNT). She quickly pins TNT.
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TNT kicks out.*
TH: GOAL! GOAL! GOAL!JK: Calm down, Hoss! TNT kicked out! TH: It was still pretty exciting. *Rita gets up, and Talia charges into the ring. Rita catches her with a swinging side slam. Nicole runs in, but Rita kicks her in the gut. She pushes Nicole back against the ropes and whips her across the ring. As Nicole bounces off the ropes, Rita hits her with a running front dropkick. Rita gets up, and Tracy runs into the ring. Rita catches her with the Fountain Of Youth (Double knee chestbreaker).*
TH: Fountain Of Youth takes down Tracy Jones. JK: Rita is on fire! TNT needs to put her out, quick! *Rita gets up, but TNT suddenly hits her with a running big boot. He then picks up Rita and hits her with Dynamite (Reverse thrown F-5 into a forward Russian legsweep). He goes for the pin.
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MM: Rita Perez has been eliminated! TH: Dynamite puts Rita Perez away! JK: Brilliant! Tracy, Nicole, and Talia’s run-ins allowed TNT to recover and take out Rita! TH: Rita may have taken the girls out, but TNT put her away. And, the Crew is down, 4-to-3. *Rita exits the ring. Tony comes in and attacks TNT, but TNT fights back. Tony punches TNT back into the ropes and tries to whip him across the ring, but TNT reverses it. As Tony bounces off the ropes, TNT hits him with a bicycle kick. He then grabs Tony’s leg, drags him to his team’s corner, and tags in Tracy. They then quickly hit Tony with Storming The Beaches (Slingshot catapult by TNT into a forearm smash from Tracy, knocking Tony backwards, followed by a slingshot elbow drop from Tracy onto Tony draped over the knees of TNT).*
TH: Storming The Beaches to Tony Colón. TNT is looking to take out Tony like they did to Rita. JK: They have to. If they get a big lead, then they can end this match quickly. *TNT gets up and picks up Tony as Tracy goes to the top turnbuckle. He holds Tony as Tracy jumps off and hits him with the Crash Landing (Diving double knee strike). Tracy then pins Tony.
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MM: Antonio Colón has been eliminated!TH: The Crash Landing has put away Antonio! I don’t believe it! JK: Yes! They did it! TNT is up 4-to-2! This match is in the bag! *Tony exits the ring. Tracy gets up, but Benjamin runs in and attacks her. TNT tries to attack Benjamin, but he dropkicks TNT out of the ring. Tracy gets up and attacks Benjamin, pushing him back into the ropes and whipping him across the ring. Tracy charges at him, but Benjamin surprises her with a one-arm spinning sleeper slam. He then pins Tracy.
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Tracy kicks out.*
TH: Benjamin Bannock nearly took out Tracy Jones.JK: Nearly doesn’t win you matches, Hoss.TH: Too true as TNT still has all four members. *Benjamin gets up and picks up Tracy. He pushes her back into the ropes, and whips her across the ring. However, Tracy surprises Benjamin with a dropkick to his knee. Benjamin gets up, holding his leg, and Tracy kicks his leg out from under him. She stomps on the knee a bit before pulling Benjamin to a corner. Tracy then jumps up onto the top turnbuckle and jumps off with F = MA (Split legged corkscrew moonsault). She stays on Benjamin for a pin.
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Benjamin kicks out.*
TH: Force Equals Mass Times Acceleration to Benjamin Bannock! But, he kicks out. JK: Tracy dropkicked that knee of Benjamin. That will definitely stop his offense, especially if TNT keeps on attacking it. *Tracy gets up and drags Benjamin to TNT’s corner by his hair. Tracy then tags in Nicole. Nicole enters the ring while Tracy holds Benjamin. They then hit him with a double suplex. Nicole pins Benjamin as Tracy exits the ring.
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Benjamin kicks out. Nicole is upset with the count and gets into the referee’s face about it. Benjamin gets up, but Nicole grabs him by his hair and flings him back to the mat with a hair pull snapmare. Benjamin crawls to a corner, and Nicole walks over to him. She puts her foot on his throat, steps up onto the bottom, and chokes him. The ref starts counting to get her to stop.*
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Nicole jumps down off of Benjamin.*
TH: Nicole Michaels looking impressive against Benjamin Bannock.JK: Tracy Jones did a great job working him over, and Nicole is reaping the rewards. *Nicole picks up Benjamin by his hair and throws him back to the mat with another hair pull snapmare. Nicole then pulls Benjamin up his hair and hits him with The Last Race (Standing dragon sleeper transitioned into a neckbreaker). She goes for a pin.
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Benjamin kicks out.*
TH: The Last Race to Benjamin, but he hangs on. JK: I’d tag out if I was Nicole, allow a fresh person to work over Benjamin so that he can’t get a chance to make a comeback. *Nicole picks up Benjamin by his hair, drags him to her team’s corner, and tags in Tracy. They push Benjamin against the ropes and whip him across the ring. As Benjamin bounces off the ropes, they hit him with a double dropkick. Tracy then pins Benjamin as Nicole exits the ring.
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Marie runs in and hits Tracy, breaking up the pin. TNT and Talia run in and attack Marie, throwing her into a corner and stomping on her. Nicole and Tracy attack Benjamin, pushing him into a corner. Then, TNT goes to whip Benjamin and Marie into each other. However, when they charge at each other, Benjamin jumps up onto Marie and jumps off, landing on TNT and Talia with a double clothesline while Marie hits Tracy and Nicole with a double spear. The crowd goes wild for that.*
TH: Good Gawd! What a double counter! JK: How in the hell did they pull that off!? TH: I think it’s too early to count out the Crew. *Marie and Benjamin get up. They hit TNT and Talia with stereo dropkicks as they get up, knocking them out of the ring. Nicole gets up, but Marie attacks her while Benjamin goes to the top. She picks up Nicole, and they hit her with The Caribbean Plex #1 (Cross body (Benjamin)/vertical suplex (Marie) combo). They get up, and Benjamin goes back to the top as Marie attacks Tracy. She picks up Tracy, and they hit her with The Caribbean Plex #2 (Cross body (Benjamin)/front suplex (Marie) combo).*
TH: Caribbean Plex #1! And, Caribbean Plex #2! The Crew are back in the match! JK: Dammit! I thought TNT was gonna sweep! Well, maybe… The match ain’t over yet! *As Marie moves back to the Crew’s corner, Benjamin gets up, picks up Tracy, and hits her with the Ode To Bob Marley (Inverted suplex/jackhammer combo). He then pins Tracy.
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MM: Tracy Jones has been eliminated!JK: Dammit! TH: The Ode To Bob Marley puts Tracy away, but TNT still has the lead, 3-to-2. *Tracy exits the ring. Talia runs in and attacks Benjamin. She stomps on him for a while before picking him up. Benjamin surprises her with a punch and a kick before tagging in Marie. They push Talia back into the ropes and whip her across the ring. As Talia bounces off the ropes, they hit her with a double superkick. Marie then pins Talia.
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Talia kicks out. Marie gets up and picks up Talia. Marie then tags Benjamin back in. Benjamin climbs up to the top as Marie picks up Talia, and they hit her with Down On The Beach (Diving lariat (Benjamin)/powerbomb (Marie) combination). Benjamin pins Talia as Marie exits the ring.
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Talia kicks out.*
TH: Talia Bell goes Down On The Beach, but she doesn’t stay long. JK: Do you work these out before the match? TH: Maybe…*Benjamin gets up and picks up Talia. He pushes her back against the ropes and whips her across the ring. Benjamin goes for a clothesline as Talia bounces off the ropes, but she ducks it. Suddenly, TNT, who made a blind tag to Talia, comes flying into the ring with a diving European uppercut to Benjamin, knocking him down. TNT gets up and tags in Nicole. She runs in, runs to the ropes, and jumps off with springboard moonsault onto Benjamin. TNT then picks up Benjamin onto his shoulders, and he and Nicole hits him with Trinitrotoluene (Fireman’s carry flapjack/cutter combo). Nicole pins Benjamin as TNT exits the ring.
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MM: Benjamin Bannock has been eliminated!JK: Yes! TNT is gonna win this!TH: Trinitrotoluene takes TNT up 3-to-1. Marie Martinique is gonna need a lot of luck to win this match. *Nicole gets up and taunts Benjamin as he exits the ring. As she does this, Marie sneaks into the ring. TNT and Talia try to warn Nicole, but she ain’t listening. She turns around right into a vicious superkick, knocking her back into the ropes. She bounces off of them, and Marie picks her up onto her shoulders. Marie then hits Nicole with The Other Side Of Hispaniola (F-5 into a facebuster). She quickly pins Nicole.
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MM: Nicole Michaels has been eliminated! JK: NO! TH: YES! The Other Side Of Hispaniola has taken Nicole out. But, Marie still has to go through Toby and Talia if she wants to win for her team. *Nicole exits the ring. TNT runs in and kicks Marie. He stomps on Marie and then picks her up with a delayed vertical suplex, holding it for several seconds before dropping Marie to the mat. He then tags in Talia. Talia climbs to the top as TNT picks up Marie, and they hit her with the Sea Assault (Flying neckbreaker (Talia)/German suplex (TNT) combo). Talia then pins Marie.
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Marie kicks out.*
TH: The Sea Assault doesn’t put Marie away, and the match continues. JK: It’s just a matter of time. Marie is all-alone. She has no one to tag out to. She’s finished. *Talia picks up Marie and throws her head first onto the top turnbuckle. She then hits Marie with the Dirty Dozen (Twelve face smashes into the top turnbuckle followed by a diving Thesz press pin) and pins her.*
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Marie kicks out.*
TH: Dirty Dozen to Marie Martinique, but she stays in the match. JK: Not for long. She can’t hold out. TNT has this match won! *Talia gets up and tags in TNT. Talia then picks up Marie, pushes her back into the ropes, and whips her to TNT. TNT catches her with White Lightning (Drop toe hold from TNT followed by a front flip leg drop from Talia to the back of the Marie's head). TNT then pins Marie as Talia exits the ring.
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Marie kicks out.*
TH: Marie is struck by White Lightning but survives.
JK: Not for long. She won’t hold out. She’s alone and finished! It’s just a matter of time before TNT puts her away. *TNT picks up Marie and throws her into a corner. He stomps on Marie in the corner when suddenly Marie starts kicking back. This catches TNT off-guard, allowing Marie to throw TNT into the corner. She punches TNT several times before trying to whip him across the ring. However, TNT reverses it, sending Marie into the corner. TNT charges at her, but Marie gets her feet up, hitting TNT. He staggers back, and Marie charges at TNT. However, he catches Marie with the Nitro Uppercut (Flapjack lift dropped into a modified European uppercut). TNT pins her.
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Marie kicks out.*
TH: The Nitro Uppercut does not put Marie away! Amazing! JK: What’s amazing is how badly she’s gonna lose! She can’t keep this up. TNT is gonna wear her down. *TNT picks up Marie and hits her with a backbreaker. He then drags Marie by her hair to TNT’s corner and tags in Talia. They push Marie back into the ropes and whip her across the ring. They picks up Marie for a double flapjack, but she counters it into a double DDT. The crowd goes wild for that. TNT and Marie get up, and he tries to clothesline Marie, but she ducks. He hits the ropes and turns around into a superkick that knocks him over the ropes. Talia attacks Marie from behind. Talia then goes for a neckbreaker, but Marie counters it into the Dominican Killer (Vertebreaker). The crowd goes wild as Marie pins Talia.
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MM: Talia Bell has been eliminated!TH: I don’t believe it! The Dominican Killer has evened up the match! JK: How in the hell did she do that!?TH: I don’t know, but Marie has taken out Talia Bell. JK: She still has to get through TNT! *Talia exits the ring. Marie gets up, but TNT runs in and attacks Marie from behind with an elbow smash to the back of her head. TNT stomps on Marie and then picks her up. He then hits Marie with the Explosion Bomb (Straight jacket hold lifted and dropped into a sitout powerbomb).*
TH: Explosion Bomb to Marie Martinique. Unfortunately, Marie got left with the biggest member of TNT. JK: Exactly! She’s finished! *TNT gets up and taunts Marie. He picks Marie up by her hair slaps her in the face several times, taunting her. He then picks up Marie onto his shoulders and goes for Dynamite (Reverse thrown F-5 into a forward Russian legsweep), but Marie amazingly counters with a bulldog. The crowd goes wild.*
TH: Dynamite is gonna… NO! Bulldog out of nowhere! JK: How in the hell did she do that!? *Marie gets up but falls onto the ropes. She waits for TNT to get up. He does, and she charges at him with a single knee facebreaker. However, TNT catches her and throws her up onto his shoulders for a powerbomb, but Marie flips over with a leg trap sunset flip powerbomb, sending TNT to the mat. She quickly rolls over his legs for a pin.
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The crowd goes nuts*
MM: Here is your winner—MARIE MARTINIQUE! JK: DAMMIT! NO! NO! NO! TH: Marie Martinique pulls off the upset! *Marie exits the ring, celebrating as the crowd chants her name. TNT gets up and yells at the ref. He can’t believe that he just lost!*
TH: Mah Gawd! What a match! Marie wins for her team, and the Crew will get to face the Breakfast Pack however they want. JK: This is terrible! How in the hell did she do that!?TH: Well, backstage, we have Jerry Fish with Michael Rose and Kerri Thompson. *We open on Jeremy Fish standing in front of the FAWA Interview area with Michael Rose and Kerri Thompson, in their street clothes.*
Jeremy Fish: I’m here with Michael Rose and Kerri Thompson. Rose, you’ve gotta still be upset about your lost to Jordan Mac on the last show.Rose: Upset doesn’t even begin to describe it! I mean, I had that match won! I was gonna get the second chance, but…*Suddenly, Sorrow attacks Rose from behind. Fish runs off. Kerri attacks Sorrow, but he throws her against the wall, knocking her down. Rose tries to mount an attack, but Sorrow kicks him in the crotch. He then picks up Rose by the throat and chokeslams him onto the hard floor. Sorrow grabs the microphone Fish dropped and gets up into Rose’s face.*
Sorrow: Did you forget about me, Michael? Well, you shouldn’t have! I’m not done with you, Michael! As long as you’re here in FAWA, I’ll never be done with you! I’m going to make your life a living hell! And, don’t you ever forget that! *Sorrow walks away as we cut back to the arena.*
TH: My Gawd! Sorrow is nuts!JK: He’s just exerting his dominance over Rose. TH: Well, he’s gotta turn his attention to CW Who as their match is about to begin. *The bell rings.*
MM: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, coming down to the ring, at 6 foot 9 inches, and weighing 305 lbs., from The Saddest Place In The World: THE DEPRESSED DESTROYER, SORROW.*Sorrow come out to the boos of the crowd. Sorrow has on his trademark mask, black wrist tape, black elbow pads with the cross from the mask on them, and black wrestling pants with the cross from the mask down the legs. The crosses on the mask, elbow pads, and pants are yellow. He also has on black boots. He walks down to the ring, climbs onto the apron, and steps over the top rope.*
JK: He’s looking good, and the match hasn’t even begun. TH: Well, attacking Rose may have been a mistake. I have a feeling that Rose will get payback soon. JK: If he can. MM: And his opponent, from the Land of Confusion…at 6 feet, 1 inch…weighing in at 200 lbs…C.W. Who!!*CW Who comes out behind the mask, he looks really confused to be here, but he stumbles to the ring while high fiving the fans. He’s wearing his unusual wrestling outfit. He then enters the ring.*
TH: He’s been absent for a while. So, it’ll be interesting to see how CW Who does after having been on hiatus for so long.JK: Even if he doesn’t have ring rust, he’ll have trouble with Sorrow. This is a bad man to make a comeback against. *The bell rings. Sorrow charges at CW, but CW ducks him and unleashes a flurry of punches and kicks onto Sorrow. Sorrow fights back and knocks CW back into a corner. He picks up CW and drops him onto a turnbuckle with snake eyes. Sorrow backs up and then charges at CW with a splash, but CW moves out of the way. Sorrow hits the turnbuckles and bounces out. CW kicks him in the gut and DDTs Sorrow. He goes for a pin.
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Sorrow throws CW off, causing him to hit the mat and roll to the outside.*
TH: Sorrow kicks out in impressive fashion.
JK: He’s showing CW Who that it’s gonna take a lot more to take him down.*Sorrow rolls to the outside. The ref starts counting.
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TH: Sorrow breaks the count to keep on fighting on the outside.JK: Smart move. You can do a lot more damage on the outside.*The ref restarts his count.
1…Sorrow grabs CW.
2…Sorrow pulls CW back.
3…Sorrow tries to whip CW into the steps, but CW reverses it, sending Sorrow into the steps.
4…Sorrow staggers back, and CW catches him with a Russian leg sweep.
5…CW climbs up onto the apron.
6…CW jumps off with a diving senton onto Sorrow.
7…CW picks up Sorrow and throws him into the ring.
CW reenters the ring and pins him.
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2…
Sorrow kicks out.*
TH: CW regains the advantage, but he can’t end the match.JK: He’s looking good, but Sorrow is still a force to reckon with. You can’t count him out yet.*CW picks up Sorrow and goes for a bulldog, but Sorrow counters with belly-to-back suplex. Sorrow picks up CW and hits him with Chronic Depression (Inverted Brainbuster). He goes for a pin.*
1…
2…
CW kicks out.*
TH: Chronic Depression to CW, but he kicks out.JK: I told you. Just when you think he’s down, Sorrow comes back.*Sorrow picks up CW. He looks to be going for a DDT, but suddenly, Michael Rose runs out, charging to the ring. Sorrow throws CW down as Rose slides into the ring. Sorrow charges at Rose, but Rose surprises him with The Red Rose (Running STO), knocking Sorrow down. Rose starts punching him as the ref calls for the bell.*
TH: Here comes Michael Rose! There’s the Red Rose! JK: What the hell!? He got chokeslammed onto the floor!TH: Rose is one tough flower. *Rose keeps on punching Sorrow, and Sorrow starts punching back. The ref tries to pull them apart but has no luck. More referees and security people come down to break them apart. They manage to pull Rose off of Sorrow and drag him back to a corner. However, this allows Sorrow to get up and charge at Rose with a flying punch to the head. He starts punching Rose mercilessly.*
JK: Sorrow is getting some payback!TH: This is getting out of control between these two. Someone needs to do something about them. JK: I doubt these refs and security will. *The refs and security pull Sorrow off of Rose and pull him back to the opposite corner. This allows Rose to break free and charges at Sorrow. He clotheslines Sorrow so hard that he sends both Sorrow and himself over the top rope and to the floor. Both men get up, and Rose charges at Sorrow. Sorrow ducks and back body drops Rose over the guardrail and onto the floor.*
TH: Oh no! They’re going out into the crowd now! JK: They just hate each other, and no one’s gonna stop them from fighting. *Sorrow climbs over the guardrail and attacks Rose. Rose fights back. The referees and security guards chase after them as they fight through the crowd and toward the backstage area.*
TH: They really need to stop these guys. Someone other than them could get hurt! JK: I doubt they care.*We see Sorrow and Michael Rose still fighting with security trying to break them up. Jessica comes in with her security not happy*
Jessica: Alright you two…you wanna fight, you’ll get to fight. But it will be together because on Independence Day NiteRaw, you two will be teaming with each other and your opponents will be Bobby Riggs and Toby Nicolas Tucker. And just in case you two don’t get any ideas screwing each other, I’m going to personally make a stipulation that each of you will have something to lose if you screw the other. Sorrow, you screw Michael and you remove that stupid mask you wear. Michael, you screw Sorrow and Kerri here….she will be a personal assistant to Bobby Riggs for 30 days!!!*Both Michael and Sorrow yell at Jessica for making those rules and Kerri is just horrified by that stipulation. Jessica just looks at the two.*
Jessica: I have spoken. Mr. E & U.N. Owen…let’s get out of here. *Jessica and her security to leave as Sorrow and Michael, as well as Kerri look at each other.*
JK: That is a huge stipulation. TH: Are you kidding me? Michael is going to have to team with Sorrow or else poor Kerri will have to work 30 days for the Comedian. JK: What about Sorrow? He might lose his mask in the matter. TH: I don’t know if losing your mask is as big a deal for Sorrow as having to watch your girlfriend have to degrade herself with whatever Comedian has planned, which is what Michael would have to do. Let’s get to our main event. *The bell rings as Michael Muffer is in the ring.*
MM: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the #1 Contendership to the Fan Forums Title. MM: Introducing first…being accompanied to the ring by the rest of the Breakfast Pack…at 6b feet 6 inches…weighing in at 284 pounds…from Scherzer, Illinois…he is the leader of the Breakfast Pack…BRANDON BARGER!!!*Brandon Barger comes out from the back and followed by the rest of the Breakfast Pack. He is extremely happy about this opportunity as he enters the ring. He raises his right fist and then takes off his jacket and shirt. He gives his jacket to Beth Graham and his shirt to Lauren Jamison.*
TH: Here comes the first man who qualified for this match in Brandon Barger and of course, he is bringing his entourage with him.JK: They are just there to watch his back.TH: And maybe interfere a little, of course.MM: And his opponent…being accompanied to the ring by the Black Gold Crew…at 6 feet 3 inches…weighing in at 245 pounds…from Atlanta, Georgia…”BLACK GOLD” JORDAN MAC!!!
*Jordan Mac walks to the ring with the lights dim and a smoke machine shooting up. His face is covered in a towel and he is surrounded by his Black Gold Crew. A generic opera theme plays before his theme music plays in full and as he enters the ring, he takes his towel off and throws it at the Breakfast Pack, which hits Lauren, who is disgusted. Lauren wants to get in the ring, but Brandon calms her down. Jordan just giggles and tells Brandon that the towel slipped.*
TH: Complete lack of respect by Jordan.JK: Hey, Jordan says it slipped so I believe him. He wouldn’t be as rude as to purposely throw a disgusting towel at a beautiful woman like Lauren Jamison.TH: Yeah, I doubt Jordan has that much class.A-MER-I-CA!
*Blackout and pause for 5 seconds. Then a miserably small firework squawks and the music hits for a second, then stops, then the house lights come up.*
A-MER-I-CA!
MM: And their opponent…at 6 feet 4 inches…weighing in at 235 pounds…from South London, England…THE DREAM!!!*The Dream stumbles from the back alone and is on the stage. The lights fail as he does a Goldberg style ‘wild kick’, falls over. Recovers composure, white lights flood the ramp as he hits The Dream Strut to the ring, acknowledging the crowd who are going just crazy. As he gets to ringside, Dream hands out several small American flags to the audience, making sure to hand a majority to small children. He thinks about entering the ring, but sees a bunch of fans in Dream shirts in the front row. He then smiles as he calls them over. They come over the barricade and hang with The Dream. The Dream then enters the ring.*
JK: This is completely unfair! These are fans who are not part of the roster and of course they do not have their manager’s licenses. TH: The Dream knows that he has been outnumbered with Brandon and Jordan’s crews and has decided to bring in a crew of his own. JK: Yeah, but they are both legally recognized. These are just fans who should stay where fans belong.TH: Oh well…not the first time Jordan and Brandon have their rule-breaking backfire. *All three men are in the ring as the referee rings the bell.*
TH: 3 men…one shot at the Fan Forums Title…who will win here? Triple Threat Match To Determine #1 Contendership For The Fan Forums TitleThe Dream vs. Brandon Barger vs. Jordan Mac
Voting ends 7/4/15 at 12 AM