Loser Leaves Town In An Ice Cream Match"The Comedian" Bobby Riggs vs. Michael Rose
Michael Muffer: The following contest is a Loser Leaves Town On An Ice Cream Truck Match. The rules are as followed. In order to win, one man must throw his opponent into the back of an ice cream truck placed near the entranceway. Therefore, there will be no countouts or disqualifications, nor will the match end in a pinfall or submission. And, the losing combatant will be force to leave FAWA. *The bell rings. The Comedian’s music plays:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZL0sNxP_28*MM: Introducing first, coming down to the ring, at 6 foot 6 inches, and weighing 290 lbs, from Los Angeles, CA: “THE COMEDIAN” BOBBY RIGGS.*The Comedian comes out to the boos of the crowd. Riggs has on his orange tights with his signature logo on them and black boots and is holding his signature rubber chicken. He stands on the entranceway stage and takes a look at the ice cream truck parked next to it. It looks a lot like Sweet Tooth’s truck from those Twisted Metal games. He then walks down to the ring, smiling the whole time. The Comedian then enters the ring, walks over to a corner, and stands on the second turnbuckle, holding up his rubber chicken.*
Tim Hoss: That man is despicable. Jesse King: You still upset about what he did to Kerri Thompson?TH: Yes, I am! I can’t believe he would do such a thing to an innocent woman.JK: Well, she wasn’t that innocent. TH: Either way, there was no justification for piledriving her onto a steel chair.JK: Well, you should be happy that Sorrow isn’t out here. TH: I doubt that will last.MM: And, his opponent…*Michael Rose’s theme plays:
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Michael Muffer: Coming down the aisle, at 6 foot 4 inches, and weighing 262 pounds, from Las Vegas, Nevada: MICHAEL ROSE. *Michael Rose comes out to an eruption of cheers. The fans really wanna see Rose kill The Comedian. Rose is wearing black short wrestling trunks, black elbow and knee pads, and black boots, all with a rose on them. He also has holding a rose bouquet. However, he doesn’t sniff it and throw some roses to the crowd. In fact, he just stands at the entranceway, staring daggers into Riggs. Eventually, he runs down to the ring, slides in, and charges at Riggs, swinging the bouquet at his head. Riggs goes down as flowers go everywhere. The bell quickly rings.*
JK: Well, he didn’t waste any time! TH: I don’t blame him! Michael Rose is going to destroy The Comedian, I guarantee it! JK: Jeez! I’m usually the unbiased one! *Rose drops down, slamming the lead the pipe that was in the bouquet onto Riggs’s body. After a while, he pulls Riggs up by his hair, puts the pipe across Riggs’s throat, and pulls back, choking him. Riggs struggles to get out of it, gasping for air; but Rose has it locked on tight. However, Riggs still has his weapon of choice. He swings it up and blasts Rose in the head. This causes him to let go. Rose rolls out onto the apron. Riggs gets up and charges at Rose, but Rose hits him with a shoulder block to the gut. He then lifts up, back body dropping Riggs over the ropes and to the floor.*
TH: The Comedian gets out of that and charges at Rose. But, Rose counters with a back body drop! JK: Damn! He landed with a hard thud. TH: Good! I hope he broke something. *Rose stands up and waits for Riggs to get up. He does, and Rose jumps onto the ropes, jumping off with an Asai moonsault. However, Riggs catches him onto his shoulder and runs him to the steel post. However, Rose slips off and pushes Riggs into the post instead. He hits it headfirst and falls to his knees. Rose then walks over to the timekeeper’s area and grabs a chair. He then walks back over and slams the chair onto Riggs back. He shoots up in pain. Rose hits him again, sending into the ring.*
TH: Out comes the chair! JK: That didn’t take long. TH: Rose blasts Riggs with the chair, and he sneaks back into the ring to get away from it. JK: I doubt that will work.*Rose slides into the ring. Riggs is crawling away, but Rose blasts him with the chair again. Riggs falls to the match. Rose blasts him again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. The crowd cheers for each chair shot. Rose eventually slams the chair down. He picks up Riggs, moves him over the chair, and hits him with a pumphandle half nelson driver onto the chair. The crowd cheers again.*
JK: Dear God! How many times is Rose gonna hit him with that chair?TH: I don’t know, but it won’t be enough. JK: Well, he’s finally done. TH: No, he’s not. The Rose Bush onto the chair. JK: I don’t think this is gonna last long. TH: Well, I have to agree with you there. *Rose kicks Riggs in the side, causing him to roll off the chair. He then picks up the chair and places it in between the first and second turnbuckles. He then walks over to Riggs and stomps on Riggs several times. He then picks up Riggs and pushes him into the opposite corner. He kicks Riggs in the gut several times. He then whips Riggs out of the corner, but Riggs reverses it. Rose runs to the corner and jumps off with a corkscrew crossbody, but Riggs catches him and runs him back first into the chair set up in the corner. He rams him into the chair again and then throws Rose to the mat.*
TH: Rose is going to do some damage with that chair. JK: No, he’s not. Riggs reverses it. TH: But, Rose counters with a corkscrew crossbody. JK: But, Riggs catches him and rams him into the chair. *Riggs pulls the chair from the corner and rams it into Rose’s gut. He then slams the chair to the mat. An evil smile comes over Riggs’s face. He looks at the chair and then looks at Rose. It becomes clear that he’s gonna do to Rose what he did to Kerri Thompson. He picks up Rose and goes for the Laugh Riot (cradle piledriver). However, Rose manages to counter it with a back body drop. Riggs hits the mat, landing in a sitting position. Rose then runs to the ropes, bounces off of them, and hits Riggs with a rolling neck snap. Rose then quickly gets up, runs to the opposite ropes, bounces off of them, and dropkicks Riggs, knocking him down onto the chair.*
TH: Oh no! Not again! JK: We’re about to have another Laugh Riot! TH: No… no… NO! We aren’t! Back body drop stops it! Rose follows it up with a rolling neck snap! And, a dropkick onto the chair! *Riggs rolls around on the mat, holding his head. Rose kicks at him until Riggs rolls out of the ring. Riggs gets up, still holding his head. He turns around to see Rose bouncing off the ropes, running across the ring, and jumping through the ropes, landing on Riggs with a suicide dive. He knocks Riggs back into the steel guardrail. Rose gets up and attacks Riggs, punching him against the guardrail. He then whips Riggs to the steel steps, but Riggs reverses it, sending Rose into the steps. He hits the steps and flips over them, landing hard onto the floor.*
TH: Suicide dive from Rose. And, he throws Riggs into the steps.JK: No, he doesn’t! Riggs reversed it! TH: Michael Rose hits the steps hard and flips over onto the floor.*As Rose gets up, Riggs runs at the steel steps, jumps onto them, and jumps off, landing on Rose with a punch to the chest. Both men go down, but Riggs gets up. He walks over the ring apron, pulls up the covering, and goes rooting under the ring for weapons. He soon pulls out a long chain. He flashes an evil smile as he wraps the chain around his hand. He then turns around, grabs Rose’s hair, and starts punching him in the head. After several punches, Rose starts bleeding.*
JK: Well, that didn’t take long.TH: Rose bleeding from those shots with the chain from Riggs. *After a few more punches, Riggs gets tired and picks up Rose. He throws Rose into the ring and reenters the ring, unwrapping the chain. He then starts swinging the chain around and brings it down onto Rose’s back. He screams out in pain as Riggs whips him with the chain again. Riggs continues whipping Rose’s back until huge welts form on his back. The crowd boos as Riggs just laughs away as he whips Rose’s back.*
TH: Dear God! Somebody stop this!JK: No one can! No disqualification! And, Rose agreed to this. *Eventually, Riggs gets bored whipping Rose with the chain and stop. He now has a new idea for what to do with the chain. He stomps on Rose a few times as he ties a loop into the chain. Then, he wraps the loop around Rose’s neck and pulls back. The crowd boos as Riggs chokes the life out of Rose. He even puts a knee into Rose’s back for added leverage. Rose struggles to get out, but it’s no use and fades fast.*
TH: DEAR GOD! SOMEBODY STOP THIS!JK: I told you! No one can stop this! TH: THIS ISN’T RIGHT!!!!*Once Rose starts passing out, Riggs stands up and drags Rose to the ropes. He exits the ring, pulling the chain under the ropes. He drags Rose to the apron and keeps on pulling. Riggs then grabs Rose by his neck, wraps his arm around Rose’s head, and drops him to the floor with a DDT.*
JK: DDT! And, after Riggs has been choking the life out of Rose. TH: By GAWD! Somebody stop this! *Riggs gets up and starts dragging Rose again. This time, he’s dragging Rose to the Ice Cream Truck. The whole time Riggs is dragging him, Rose is fiddling with the chain, trying to loosen it. After a while, they make it to the truck. Riggs picks up Rose and pushes him hard into the steel guardrail. He hits Rose with a few backhanded chops and then grabs the chain. He tries to whip Rose into the truck, but Rose reverses it and sends Riggs into the truck instead. Riggs bounces off of it, and Rose suddenly hits him with a running STO on the concrete.*
TH: Riggs looks to whip Rose into the truck. But no! Rose reverses it! And, the Red Rose onto the floor! I don’t believe it!JK: The Comedian gave him too much time to recover when he was dragging him to the truck. And, it has cost him. *Rose gets up and jumps down onto Riggs with a senton. He then wraps the chain around his hand and starts punching Riggs. He mercilessly pounds on Riggs’s head as the crowd cheers on. After a while, he gets tired of doing this and gets up. He takes the chain off of his neck and then flashes an evil smile. It looks like he’s about to do some turnabout. Sure enough, he takes the chain and wraps it around Riggs’s neck. Rose picks up Riggs and throws him over the guardrail. He then pulls the chain back, sending Riggs into it. Rose then puts his right foot onto the guardrail, pushing forward on it. He then pulls back on the chain, choking Riggs. The crowd cheers loudly.*
JK: Looks like turnabout is fair play to Michael Rose!TH: Good! He deserves this! For all he’s done, he deserves this! *Riggs struggles to get away, but it’s no use. Rose has his caught. He starts to fade, eventually falling to his knees. When this happens, Rose lets got. Riggs falls to the floor. Rose jumps up onto the guardrail and then drops down on Riggs with another senton. Fans crowd over them as the ref climbs over the guardrail; he quickly pushes them away. Rose picks up one of the chairs the fans were sitting in and slams it right onto Riggs back. He then picks up Riggs and swings him into a row of chairs with the chain, knocking them down. Rose then grabs the chain and drags him around the audience, allowing fans to throw stuff at him.*
JK: Looks like the fans are getting in on the fun.TH: He does like to please the crowd. *Rose keeps on dragging Riggs through the crowd. They eventually come back to ring side, and Rose throws Riggs over the steel guardrail. Rose climbs up the rail and jumps down on Riggs with a double axe handle. He then throws Riggs into the ring and enters it. Riggs tries to run out the other side of the ring, but Rose grabs the chain and pulls, flipping Riggs over. Rose walks over and picks up Riggs from behind. He then drops Riggs onto the chair that was still in the ring with a belly-to-back suplex.*
TH: Belly-to-back suplex onto the chair. Rose is really taking it to Riggs, as he should! JK: Don’t you have a little sympathy to The Comedian for the beating he’s taken?TH: None what so ever. *Rose gets up and exits the ring. He pulls up the ring apron and roots around for some kind of weapon. He eventually pulls out a table. He slides the table into the ring and reenters it. He then sets up the table near a corner. Rose stomps on Riggs a few times. He then grabs the chain and whips Riggs a few times. Rose then places Riggs onto the table and goes to the corner, climbing up to the top turnbuckle. However, Riggs swings the chain at Rose’s legs, knocking him down crotch first onto the turnbuckle.*
TH: Michael Rose is going to the top, and… oh no! Riggs stops his attempt to do some damage with that table. JK: Going to get that table ended up giving Riggs enough time to recover. TH: I hate to say it, but Rose probably should have just dragged Riggs to the truck and be done with it. Instead, his quest for revenge will cost him. *Riggs gets off the table. He unwraps the chain from his throat and then uses it to whip Rose a few times. Riggs then throws it down and climbs up the turnbuckles. He flashes an evil smile as he grabs Rose. Riggs picks up Rose and suddenly hits him with a reverse suplex from the corner on the table. The crowd erupts in a “Holy Shit!” chant.*
TH: Good God almighty! He is broken in half! JK: The Pratfall onto the table may have just won this match for The Comedian. TH: I don’t think so! He now has to drag Rose’s limp body all the way to the truck. JK: Well, that chain is still in the ring.*Riggs gets up. He looks a little dazed but is obviously doing better than Michael Rose. Riggs moves over Rose’s body and picks him up from behind. He then drops him back to the mat with a German suplex. He rolls over, picks up Rose, and hits him with another German suplex. He rolls over again, picks up Rose again, and hits him with a third German suplex. Riggs gets up and picks up Rose again. This time, he hits Rose with a snap suplex. He rolls over, picks up Rose, and hits him with another suplex. He rolls over again, picks up Rose again, and hits him with a third suplex. Riggs gets up and picks up Rose again. This time, he hits Rose with a belly-to-belly suplex. He picks up Rose and hits him with a second belly-to-belly suplex. He picks up Rose again and hits him with a third belly-to-belly suplex.*
JK: It’s true what they say—Comedy Comes In Threes! TH: Now, he’s just toying with Rose. *Riggs gets up. He then walks over and grabs the chain again, wrapping it around his hand. He walks back over to Rose, grabs him by his hair, and starts punching him in the head again, further cutting open that wound on his forehead. He eventually stops and slams Rose onto the mat face first. Riggs then unwraps the chain from his hand and then wraps it around Rose’s throat. He chokes him with the chain again, putting his knee onto Rose’s back for added leverage.*
TH: Dammit! Someone get rid of that chain! JK: You didn’t seem to mind it when Rose was using it! *It looks like Riggs has Rose’s number now. However, Rose is close to the broken table. He reaches out for a piece of it and grabs one. Rose then slams the pieces of table up into Riggs’s head. This causes Riggs to let go of the chain and to fall onto the mat. Riggs gets up and charges at Rose, but he kicks Riggs in the crotch. This sends Riggs staggering back into the ropes, and he falls through the top and second rope and onto the apron.*
TH: Yes! Rose got out of it! JK: Smart use of that table. TH: And, he stops The Comedian for taking over again! JK: A kick to the crotch is always effective. *Riggs and Rose get up. Rose then charges at Riggs with that table piece, hitting him with it again and knocking Riggs onto the floor. Rose throws the table piece at Riggs, hitting him. He then grabs other pieces of the table and throws them at Riggs. Then, Rose grabs the chair, runs to a corner, jumps up onto the top turnbuckle, and jumps off, dropping down onto Riggs’s back with the chair. Riggs falls to his knees. Rose waits for him to get up and hits Riggs with the chair. Riggs manages to stay on his feet and walks away. Rose hits him with the chair again. Riggs keeps on walking away as Rose hits him with the chair. He tries to leave the arena, but Rose throws the chair at him. Riggs falls down, and Rose grabs him. He drags Riggs to the ice cream trunk and slams him head first into its back door. Rose then throws Riggs back first into the steel guardrail across from the truck. Rose opens the door, prepared to throw Riggs into the truck, but Sorrow (in his street clothes) jumps out of the trunk and lands on Rose with a Lou Thesz press followed by several punches to the head.*
TH: Michael Rose looks like he wants to end this. JK: Yeah, this may be… Wait a minute! It’s Sorrow! TH: I don’t believe it! The Depressed Destroyer was waiting in that truck the whole time! And, he wails on Rose with Teardrops! JK: Brilliant plan! And, there’s nothing to be done about it because there’s no disqualification! TH: This sucks! It’s now a handicap match, and there’s nothing Michael Rose can do about it. *Sorrow continues punching Michael Rose. Sorrow gets up as Riggs walks over to the scene. Both men stomp on Rose for a good while. Sorrow then goes back to the truck and pulls out a pair of handcuffs. They both laugh and then pick up Rose. They throw him back first into the guardrail and goes to handcuff him to it. However, Rose fights back, punching and kicking at both men. Rose ends up connecting a kick to Riggs’s crotch, knocking him down. Sorrow continues to try and handcuff Rose to the guardrail. Rose fights back. They struggle for control of the handcuffs. It’s hard to see what’s going on, but suddenly, Rose jumps away celebrating. Sorrow has been handcuffed to the guardrail instead! The crowd cheers at this.*
TH: Not the handcuffs again! JK: I guess they wanna have some fun before throwing Rose into the truck. TH: Rose fights back, taking out Riggs with another shot to the crotch. But, Sorrow proves to be too powerful. JK: He’s just too strong for Rose. TH: Rose is struggling for the handcuffs. It’s hard to see what going on… Hold on! He did! Michael Rose cuffed Sorrow to the guardrail instead! JK: Well, that didn’t work! *Rose suddenly jumps onto Sorrow, punching him several times. Sorrow fights back, but Rose backs away. He tries to kick and punch at Rose, but he just moves away from Sorrow. Rose is taunting Sorrow, who keeps on swinging him but fails to connect since Rose is too far away. Rose tires of taunting Sorrow and goes for the chair. Sorrow keeps trying to hit Rose with a punch, but Rose manages to stay away from him. He then whacks Sorrow in the back with the chair. This has little affect on him, so Rose hits him again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. Sorrow finally falls to his knees.*
TH: Michael Rose just unleashes on Sorrow with that chair. JK: He’s getting revenge, and it must taste as sweet as ice cream. Get it? Because, there’s an ice cream truck behind them?TH: Yeah, I got it. *Rose goes for another chair shot, but Riggs suddenly spears Rose, knocking the chair out of his hands. He unleashes a flurry of punches on Rose, catching him off guard. Riggs then picks up Rose, drags him to the truck, and throws him in the back. He grabs the door and tries to close it, but Rose quickly gets up and stops him. Riggs pushes on the door, but Rose is blocking it, placing his back against it and his legs against the left side of the truck. This struggle goes on for a while, but eventually, Rose manages to overpower Riggs and pushes him off the door. Riggs goes flying back into Sorrow. Rose charges at him, but Sorrow pushes Riggs, helping him with the spear he hits Rose with and sending both men into the truck.*
JK: They’re both in the truck! Does this mean they’re both gone from FAWA?TH: The door has to be closed in order for the match to be over.JK: Good, because that would have been a crummy way to end this match. *Riggs punches at Rose. Rose punches back. They fight back and forth in the back of the truck. Rose pushes Riggs off of him. He falls back against the truck, causing some ice cream bars and cones to fall from the freezer cabinets on the top. Rose goes after Riggs, but Riggs pushes him back into the opposite side with his legs. He then grabs an ice cream cone and tries to stab Rose with it. Rose grabs his arm, stopping him; but Riggs pushes it down toward his eye. This struggle goes on for a while until Rose stops it with a knee to the gut. Riggs falls back. Rose then grabs a gallon carton of ice cream and slams it down onto Riggs head.*
TH: Well, I’ve never seen anything like this in FAWA. And, that is not hyperbole! JK: You ain’t lying! The Comedian is trying to stab Michael Rose with an ice cream cone! TH: Rose fights him off, and I don’t believe this! He just dropped a carton of ice cream onto Riggs’s head. JK: Huh… Mint chocolate chip…*Riggs falls out of the truck with the ice cream on his head. He runs around, trying to get it off. Rose charges out of the truck and attacks Riggs. Riggs tries to fight back, but Rose takes advantage of Riggs not being able to see by moving away any time Riggs tries to land a punch. This taunting goes on for a while. Eventually, Rose puts an end to it by hitting Riggs with a running STO.*
TH: Michael Rose is now toying with Riggs. JK: He better hope Riggs doesn’t eat his way out of that carton! TH: The Red Rose! Looks like he’s done toying with Riggs. *Rose gets up. He grabs the carton and pulls it off of Riggs. His face is covered in mint chocolate chip ice cream. Rose then slams the carton onto Riggs’s gut. He then grabs Riggs by his hair and drags him to the truck. He throws Riggs into it and goes to close the truck’s door. However, Sorrow manages to trip up Rose. He falls and turns to Sorrow, angry at that interference. He jumps up and attacks Sorrow. Sorrow fights back. This little distraction allows Riggs to jump Rose from behind. Rose turns around and fights Riggs back from Sorrow to keep from being double-teamed. But, Riggs grabs Rose, hits him with an inverted atomic drop, and then follows it up with a discus punch as Rose jumps up.*
TH: The Setup And The Punchline to Michael Rose. JK: Sorrow may be handcuffed, but he was still able to help out The Comedian. TH: Yeah, he never would have gotten to do that move if Sorrow hadn’t stopped Rose from closing the truck door. *Riggs then goes over to Sorrow. He asks where the keys to the cuffs are, and Sorrow says that he dropped them while scuffling with Rose. Riggs looks upset at that. So, they go to Plan B. Riggs grabs Sorrow’s handcuffed arm and pulls at it. Sorrow helps him, pushing against the guardrail. After a good minute, the handcuff chain breaks, freeing Sorrow.*
TH: Damn! Sorrow is free! JK: Amazing! They broke that chain barehanded. TH: But, there were two of them. And, they are quite strong. JK: I still think it’s impressive. *Just as Sorrow is freed, Rose attacks them. He puts up a valiant effort, but Riggs and Sorrow are able to double-team him. After beating down on him for a good while, Riggs picks up Rose. He drops him with a flapjack into a European uppercut from Sorrow, knocking Rose out.*
TH: The Ecstasy And The Agony! JK: That’s it for Michael Rose! TH: I hate to say it, but you may be right. *Sorrow grabs Rose, prepared to throw him into the truck. However, Riggs stops him. He says that he’s not done with Rose yet. He walks away, yelling at Sorrow to bring Rose. He does. They go over to the right of the truck, where a lot of stage equipment is stored. Riggs grabs a couple of tables and drags them over to Sorrow and Rose. Riggs sets up the tables and then orders Sorrow to put Rose on them. He obeys, holding Rose down. Riggs then grabs a ladder and sets it up by a wall. He climbs the ladder and then up to the railing where fans are watching the match. It looks like Riggs is gonna jump off. But, suddenly, Kerri Thompson (in her street clothes) runs out. The crowd goes wild as Thompson grabs the chair, charges at Sorrow, and blasts him in the back with it, knocking him away.*
TH: What is The Comedian doing? JK: He wants to put a cherry on top of the ice cream sundae! Get it!? Because of the ice cream…TH: Yeah, I got it! I just don’t understand why he doesn’t just throw Rose into the truck and end this. JK: He wants to inflict as much punishment as he… What the hell!? TH: It’s Kerri Thompson! I don’t believe this! And, she just blasted Sorrow with the steel chair! *Kerri grabs Rose, pulling him off the tables. Riggs has no idea that any of this has happened. He thinks Rose is still on the tables. He then cockily tells the crowd to “Watch this!” Riggs then jumps off with a corkscrew moonsault, falls through the air, and crashes down onto the tables.*
TH: Kerri pulls Rose from the tables.JK: Uh-oh! It looks like The Comedian doesn’t know this all has happened!TH: He’s in for a nasty surprise! JK: Don’t do it, Riggs!TH: Do it!JK: Don’t do it!TH: Do it! JK: No!TH: He does it! No Laughing Matter through the tables! Never has a wrestling attack had a more appropriate name!JK: You fool! You had this match won! *Kerri helps Rose up. He looks at her, ecstatic that she’s here! They hug and kiss to the cheers of the crowd. However, it’s broken up by Sorrow, who knocks them both down with shoulder block. Sorrow stomps on Rose. Suddenly, Kerri gets up and jumps on Sorrow’s back, punching at him. Sorrow quickly throws her off, knocking her into the guardrail. He picks her up, placing her onto the guardrail. Sorrow grabs her by the neck and starts taunting her. Suddenly, Kerri bitch slaps the f*** out of Sorrow, sending him swinging around. She quickly grabs his head and drops him onto the concrete floor with a reverse DDT.*
TH: Uh-oh! What is he going to do!? JK: What more can he do to her? TH: I don’t know, but… What the hell!? Our Lips Are Sealed onto the floor! JK: How in the hell did she hit that!? *Kerri gets up and stomps on Sorrow several times. She then pulls out a pair of handcuffs of her own from her back pocket. Kerri quickly handcuffs Sorrow’s arm (the one without the broken handcuff) to the guardrail. Rose gets up, and he and Kerri soon jump on Sorrow, kicking and stomping him.*
TH: More handcuffs!?JK: I love a woman with handcuffs. TH: Sorrow is being handcuffed to the guardrail again. *Kerri and Rose eventually tire of beating on Sorrow. They then turn their attention to Riggs, who is still out on the broken tables. They walk over and grab him, dragging him to the truck. However, he manages to pull both them in and hits them with a double shoulder block. Riggs then picks up Rose by his neck and suddenly drops him back to the floor with a rolling cutter.*
TH: Good Gawd! No Joke onto the floor! JK: That name is also appropriate. *Riggs gets up. He walks over to the truck and opens it again. He goes for Rose, but Kerri suddenly jumps up and attacks him, knocking him into the truck. She tries to close the door, but he blocks it with his legs and pushes her way. However, Kerri recovers and jumps onto Riggs, unleashing a flurry of punches onto him. As she punches him, Riggs reaches around for some kind of weapon. He ends up grabbing an ice cream scooper and hits her with it. This knocks Kerri off of him, sending her falling back out of the truck. Riggs goes after Kerri, but Rose suddenly grabs him from behind, swinging him around. Rose kicks him in the gut, picks him up, and hits him with an inverted suplex slam into a double knee gutbuster.*
TH: Riggs is going after Kerri Thompson! I don’t like where this is going! JK: Well, it’s not going anywhere, Hoss! Rose just stopped him. TH: White Rose to The Comedian! *Rose picks up Riggs and tries to throw him into the truck, but Riggs stops him by putting his foot onto the bumper. He elbows Rose, knocking him back. Riggs then starts punching Rose. But, Rose ducks a punch; and Riggs swings around. Rose grabs him and picks him up for a belly-to-back suplex. But, Riggs lands on his feet. He pushes Rose to the truck. Rose jumps onto the bumper, twists around, and hits Riggs with a roundhouse kick. Riggs falls back to the guardrail but catches himself. He charges at Rose, but Rose ducks and catches him on his shoulders. The crowd cheers, knowing what’s coming next. Rose soon obliges them. He hits Riggs with the Go To Sleep, sending him flying back into the truck. Rose pushes Riggs’s legs into the truck and slams the door close!*
*Michael Rose’s theme plays:
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MM: Here is your winner—MICHAEL ROSE!!!!TH: It’s over! Kiss From A Rose has kissed Bobby Riggs goodbye! JK: I don’t believe this! The Comedian is gone, just like that! *The truck drives away with Riggs in it. Suddenly, Kerri jumps into Rose’s hand. They celebrate with a kiss as the crowd starts singing “Na, na, na, na! Na, na, na, na! Hey, hey, hey! Goodbye!”*
TH: Michael Rose has beaten the Comedian once and for all! JK: This is horrible! The Comedian was going to have a promising career in FAWA. But, not anymore!