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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 16, 2015 2:40:45 GMT -5
*Both Michael Hayden and Jordan Mac roll into the ring.*
TH: This has been a very tough match between both men.
*Michael starts getting himself up as Jordan does the same, but he is near the ref. Michael grabs Jordan from behind, but Jordan is holding onto the ropes.*
TH: I think Michael is going for the Omega Plex and if he hits that, this might be the end.
JK: Find a way to avoid this, Jordan.
*Michael continues trying for it and Jordan starts grabbing the ref. The ref is telling Jordan to let go, but this distraction allows Jordan to use one of his legs to hit Michael in the groin.*
TH: DQ him ref!!!
JK: Ref didn't see it.
*Jordan lets go of the ref as the Michael goes down in pain. Suddenly, Jordan is angry and delivers a Gold Rush.*
TH: Gold Rush and please not end the match this way.
*Jordan covers Michael.*
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The ref calls for the bell*
JK: Yes! Jordan does it!
MM: The winner of this match and advancing to the main event..."BLACK GOLD" JORDAN MAC!!!
*The referee raises Jordan's hand, but Jordan takes it away and gets out of the ring to celebrate with his crew who are finally up after that assault from Michael before the match began. Michael gets up and is not happy about losing. He argues with the ref and is not happy.*
JK: Like I said Tim, Jordan is going to finally achieve destiny. He beat Michael once again.
TH: He needed to use a low blow obviously and Michael is letting the ref know about it.
*The ref just shrugs his shoulders and Michael just looks at him for doing that. Michael then decides to kick the ref in the balls.*
JK: And can you excuse this?
*Michael then jaws at the ref and shrugs his shoulders at him. He then runs off the ropes and hits the Killshot.*
TH: Killshot by Michael Hayden and no, Jesse....I can't excuse this. I can only say I guess Michael saw that shrug as very disrespectful, but it still doesn't excuse putting your hands on an official.
*Michael looks at Jordan and the Black Gold Crew and says this is far from over.*
TH: Michael saying this isn't over yet so Jordan better watch out.
*Backstage, we see Jessica is not happy with that display and she looks at her security of U.N. Owens and Mr. E.*
Jessica: You two go and round up the rest of security and make sure that Michael Hayden is kicked out of this building. Oh and he can expect a fine for that attack on the ref. I will not stand for this abuse no matter what excuse Michael has.
*The security nods their heads and leaves as Jessica looks at the TV.*
TH: Well, it had to be done, but huge break for Jordan Mac that Michael Hayden is going to be kicked out of the building.
JK: Like I said, destiny is working everywhere for Jordan.
TH: You better remember that Jordan has never beaten Jonathan one on one.
JK: That's the past and this is the present. Jordan's time is now.
TH: Now it is time for the next match and it is time for the Breakfast Pack to get some comeuppance, courtesy of the Caribbean Crew in Wargames.
JK: The Pack already suffered enough from that 90s stuff last week.
TH: But the Pack cheap shotted the Crew so this continues.
MM: The following contest is a 4-on-4 WarGames Match. The match will start off with one person from each team. They will fight for 5 minutes until another person comes in, with a coin toss to determine which team will send in another person and have the numbers advantage. After the third person comes in, team members will come in every 2 minutes. After all team members have entered the match, then the Match Beyond begins. In order to win, one team must make another person from the other team to submit or a team can quit at any time. Introducing first…
MM: Coming down the aisle at a combined weight 732 pounds, from The Caribbean Islands—Benjamin Bannock, Antonio Colón, Marie Martinique, and Rita Perez, THE CARIBBEAN CREW!
*The Crew comes out as pyro goes off behind them. Benjamin is wearing green tights with gold X’s along the sides of the legs and black triangles on the top and bottom of the X’s and the word “Rasta” in gold on the butt, black boots with the Jamaican flag on each side, and gold elbow pads, wrist tape, and knee pads. Tony is wearing blue tights with a white star on the front and “Cuba” in red on the butt and white stars on a red stripe down the legs, black boots with the Cuban flag on the sides, and red elbow pads, wrist tape, and knee pads. Marie is wearing tights and top with 5'' between them in this design: blue top and red tights with “Haiti” written down the legs, black wrist tape, blue elbow pads, and black boots with the Haitian flag on the sides. Rita is wearing tights and top with 5'' between them in this design: blue top and red tights with a white star on the front and “Puerto Rico” in blue on the butt and white stars on a blue stripe down the legs, black boots with the Puerto Rican flag on the sides; blue elbow pads, wrist tape, and knee pads. They all walk down to the ring and enter it. Then, they each climb to the top of a turnbuckle, hold up their arms in a X, and then jump down.*
TH: This is going to be a real slobberknocker!
JK: I’ll say. This will be a real old school brawl between two teams that hate each other. I can’t wait!
*The Breakfast Pack’s music plays: *
MM: And, their opponents, coming down the aisle, at a combined weight of 726 pounds, from Schermer, Illinois—Nick Britt, Shaun Clark, Beth Graham, and Lauren Jamison, THE BREAKFAST PACK!
*After a minute, Brandon Barger comes out, wearing his street clothes. He has a microphone and looks upset.*
TH: What’s Brandon Barger doing out here?
JK: Where’s the rest of the Pack?
Brandon: I’m gonna be Wade Barrett tonight—I’m afraid I have some bad news for ya! I’m sorry to say this, but my fellow Breakfast Packers will not be able to compete tonight.
*The crowd boos.*
Benjamin: *grabbing a microphone* Wat’s de matter, mon? Dey get scared!?
Brandon: No! That is not the case! They went out for sushi last night and got sick. They are at home with severe food poisoning!
Benjamin: Bullshit!
Brandon: I figured you’d say that! So, I have proof! Roll the tape!
*A video plays on the entrance way screen. In the video, we see Nick Britt bent over the toilet puking.*
Brandon: *offscreen holding the camera* I’m making this video to prove that my friends won’t be able to wrestle at Summerfest.
Nick: You got that right, dude! *pukes*
*The camera turns around to the bathtub, where Lauren Jamison, Shaun Clark, and Beth Graham are puking in the tub.*
Lauren: Oh God! All this puke is like totally making me wanna puke. *pukes*
Shaun: Gag me with a spoon, indeed. *pukes*
Beth: That makes me wanna puke more than the sushi. *pukes* Speaking of which, *sarcastically* thanks a lot, Nick, for taking us to that amazing sushi place!
Nick: How was I supposed to know it was gonna make us sick!?
Shaun: The owner-slash-chef was white!
Nick: He said that he was from Japan!
Shaun: He said he was from Omaha!
Nick: That sounds like it’s in Japan! *pukes*
Shaun: It is in Nebraska, moron! *pukes*
Brandon: I’m just glad I didn’t go!
Beth: Yeah, I wish I was at your special session. *pukes* I’d much rather get whipped while dressed as John Bender rather than.
Brandon: *off-video* Okay! Okay! That’s enough! You can stop the video now!
*We return to Brandon on stage.*
Benjamin: Well, dis sucks. I was lookin’ forward ta kickin’ ya friends’ asses, mon. But, I guess we can settle for ya!
Brandon: You want me to wrestle twice in one night!? You must be smoking some primo stuff, mon! But, that ain’t gonna happen! However, I do have a replacement team to kick your asses. And, they’ve been looking to do this since you beat them several weeks ago. So, get ready to be bombed by TNT!
*A lot of pyro goes off as the girls walk out to the boos of the crowd. Toby is wearing black wrestling tights with a flame design and “TNT” in black down the legs, white wrist tape, and black cowboy boots with a fire design on them. Tracy is wearing black top and tights with a flame design on the top and a flame design and “TNT” in white down the legs, white wrist tape, and black boots with “TNT” in white on them. Nicole is wearing black top and skirt with a flame design on the top and a flame design and “TNT” written in white around the skirt, black wrist tape, and black boots with “TNT” in white on them. Talia is wearing black corset-styled singlet with skirt with a flame design and “TNT” in white on the back and front and black boots with “TNT” in white on them. They walk down to the ring and enter it. Toby makes the gun gesture with his hands at different people in the crowd.*
TH: Well, this is an interesting turn of events!
JK: I was really looking forward to see the Pack and Crew go at it in the cage, but TNT will make for a nice replacement!
*Everyone but Rita and Talia exit the ring. Then, the cage comes down. Once it reaches the ring, crew members chain it up to the steel posts. TNT and The Crew move to their doors. Then, the bell rings. Rita suddenly attacks Talia. Talia gets in some good shots, but Rita gains the upperhand. She beats Talia back into the ropes and tries to whip her across the ring, but Talia reverses it. Talia goes for a clothesline, but Rita ducks it. Talia turns around as Rita bounces off the ropes, and Rita hits her with Spanish Harlem (charging 180° spinning facebuster).*
TH: Rita Perez is on fire!
JK: The match just began, and she’s only done one move! Calm down, Hoss!
TH: I’m just really excited!
JK: I forgot how much of an old school fan you are.
TH: And, we haven’t had a match like this in along while! I’m gonna savor it, King!
*Both girls get, but Rita catches Talia off guard with several punches. Talia manages to punch back and locks Rita in a headlock. However, Rita pushes her into the ropes and then pushes her off to the opposite ropes. Talia bounces off the ropes and surprises Rita with a shoulder block. Rita goes down, and Talia goes to the adjacent ropes. She bounces off of them, and Rita rolls over to trip her. However, Talia jumps over her and bounces off the opposite ropes. Rita jumps up, grabs the top of the cage, and kicks Talia as she comes running back.*
TH: Nice use of the cage from Rita!
JK: I have to agree. She took advantage of the ceiling, and that’s what you gotta do in this match, use the cage as a weapon anyway you can.
*Rita jumps down and waits for Talia to get up. She does, and Rita jumps up and grabs the cage ceiling again. She wraps her legs around Talia’s neck and hits her with a hurricanrana. Talia gets up and backs into the corner. Rita goes after Talia and beats her down in the corner. Rita then tries to whip Talia across the ring, but Talia reverses it. She jumps onto the second turnbuckle and tries jump around, but Talia ducks it. However, Rita stays on the turnbuckle. She turns around and waits for Talia to get up. She does, looking confused, and Rita jumps off with a diving seated senton, transitioned into a hurricanrana.*
TH: Rita tricks Talia and takes her down.
JK: She’s wrestling smart, which is not a bad strategy in this match. Most people go into brawl mode and stop thinking. Using your brains in a WarGames is actually a good advantage, especially since they’re so dangerous.
*Rita gets up and picks up Talia, punching and kicking her. However, Talia starts fighting back. She beats Rita back to the ropes and whips her across the ring. Rita suddenly goes for a crossbody, but Talia ducks; and Rita hits the mat. Talia gets up and grabs Rita by her hair. She then gloats to her TNT stablemates. However, this allows Rita to punch Talia in the groin. Talia doubles over in pain, and Rita gets up. She grabs Talia and throws her face first into the cage wall.*
MM: 4 minutes left.
TH: Face first into the cage. Talia Bell will probably think twice about gloating to her teammates again.
JK: I can’t believe Rita Perez went low.
TH: Anything goes, King. That was perfectly legally.
JK: That doesn’t mean she had to do it.
*Talia rolls around on the mat. Rita waits for her to get up. She does but not where she should have: between the ropes and the cage. Rita grabs Talia’s head and slams it into the cage several times. She then scrapes Talia’s face across the cage. Rita then throws Talia down to the apron. Rita then picks Talia back up and punches her several times. It’s obvious that Talia is bleeding, and Rita’s punches make the cut worse. After several punches, Rita kicks Talia in the gut, jumps onto her back, and hits her with La Chupacabra (Leg trap sunset flip powerbomb).*
MM: 3 minutes left.
TH: La Chupacabra to Talia Bell as we reach the 3 minute mark.
JK: And, Talia’s bleeding already.
TH: As it’s been said before, this is a dangerous match.
JK: Well, Talia’s face is a good reminder of that now!
*Rita jumps down onto Talia with an elbow drop and then locks her into a headlock, which she follows up with several punches. After a few seconds, Rita lets Talia go. She moves over to a corner. However, Rita charges at her with a splash. She then turns Talia around, climbs up to the second turnbuckle, and unleashes a flurry of punches. Rita jumps down and throws Talia out of the corner with a hip toss. She then jumps onto Talia with a senton and starts punching her again. After several punches, Rita gets up and picks up Talia. Rita picks up Talia again and throws her head first into the cage wall. As she bounces off the wall, Rita grabs Talia from behind and hits her with The Perez Slam (Full nelson wheelbarrow facebuster).*
MM: 2 minutes left.
TH: The Perez Slam takes down Talia Bell, and we have 2 minutes before another wrestler enters the ring.
JK: TNT needs to win the coin toss, because I don’t think Talia can take any more.
*With Talia down, Rita goes to the top turnbuckle. She waits for Talia to get up. Talia does, and Rita jumps off with a diving hurricanrana. Both girls get up, and Rita quickly grabs Talia and hits her with a Japanese stranglehold into a split leg rear mat slam. Rita picks up Talia again and then suddenly throws Talia over the ropes into the second ring. Rita chases after her as Talia pleads for mercy. She crawls to a corner as Rita follows her. Rita picks up Talia and rams her head first into the cage again. Talia bounces off the cage and turns around right into a swinging side slam from Rita.*
MM: One minute left.
TH: Rita Perez is beating Talia Bell like a government mule, and we have one minute left until another wrestler enters the ring.
JK: Please let it be someone from TNT!
*Rita grabs Talia’s leg and goes for the knee, dropping elbows and knees onto Talia’s knee. However, Talia is able to kick Rita away. Talia gets up and tries to attack Rita, but she surprises Talia with a chop to the chest. Talia punches back, but Rita is too jacked to go down. They punch and kick at each other, but Rita’s getting in more shots than Talia. However, Talia gets in a good kick and tries for a powerbomb. However, Rita manages to stop it and counters with a back body drop. Rita then goes to the top turnbuckle again. She waits for Talia to get up. She does, and Rita jumps off with a fist drop to Talia’s.
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The two teams go the referee for the coin toss. Benjamin calls heads, but it’s tails.*
MM: TNT wins the coin toss! Nicole Michaels enters the match, and the two minute periods begin.
JK: Yes! TNT won the coin toss!
TH: Looks like Talia is gonna get a break.
*Rita is ramming Talia’s head onto the top turnbuckle as Nicole Michaels runs into the ring. She attacks Rita from behind. She pulls Rita away from Talia and throws her into a corner. Nicole chops Rita, but Rita throws Nicole in the corner and chops her back. Nicole chops back, and the two women are soon in a chop war. However, Rita wins out and knocks Nicole down with a clothesline. Nicole gets up, pleading for Mercy; but Rita just punches her back into the ropes. However, Talia recovers and attacks Rita from behind. They both grab Rita and throw her face first into the cage.*
TH: The numbers advantage comes into play for TNT as Nicole Michaels and Talia Bell throw Rita Perez into the cage.
JK: This is what makes this match so dangerous because one team will have the advantage throughout the match. And, unfortunately for the Crew, it’s the team looking for a little payback.
*Talia picks up Rita, putting her feet onto Nicole’s shoulders, and hits her with an aided whiplash. They pick up Rita again onto their shoulders and ram her head first into the cage wall, dropping her to the mat. Talia then grabs Rita’s legs as Nicole moves to the far side. Then, they hit Rita with the Hand Grenade (Catapult into a leg lariat).*
MM: One minute left.
TH: Hand Grenade explodes onto Rita Perez.
JK: They got another minute of beating down on Rita before one of her teammates comes in to save her. So, they better make the most of it.
*Nicole beats down on Rita while Talia takes a breather. She recovers and joins Nicole in attacking Rita. The rest of the Crew cheers Rita on. Talia and Nicole then pick up Rita back on their shoulders, run to the ropes, and launch her into the second ring. Rita lands hard on the mat. Nicole and Talia move into the other ring and continue beating down on Rita. They pick Rita up and choke her on the top rope.*
TH: Rita is getting choked viciously, but she’ll get some help in just 30 seconds.
JK: Still plenty of time for them to work over Perez and keep her from being any use for a good while.
*Nicole and Talia continue choking Rita. Talia drops some forearm shots onto Rita as they choke her. Then, they let go of Rita. Talia takes over as Nicole moves into the other ring, waiting for the next person.
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MM: Marie Martinique has entered the ring. The two minutes begins.
*The cage door opens, and Marie Martinique runs in. Nicole attacks Marie, but Marie fights back.*
TH: Marie Martinique comes in and even things up.
JK: And, the Crew’s remaining members are both men, while TNT only has one guy. That might be a big advantage for them in this match.
TH: True, but TNT held their own in that 8-person elimination tag match a few weeks ago.
JK: And, this is a much different match. So, it could go either way. But, I kind of like TNT’s odds.
TH: Well, I say that the Crew has the advantage, seeing as their angry, especially since they won’t get the Pack tonight.
*Talia stops beating on Rita to come to Nicole’s aid. However, Marie surprises her with a hard punch to the head. Marie then punches Nicole into a corner, unleashing a flurry of kicks and punches. Talia recovers and tries to attack Marie, but she surprises Talia with several punches to the head. However, Nicole is able to hit a low blow and throw Marie into the corner. They whip Marie across the ring, but Marie bounces out of the corner and hits them with a double clothesline.*
TH: Marie Martinique is on a roll!
JK: She’s too pumped and too angry to be stopped! They may have to wait until the next person from TNT comes in.
*Nicole gets up, and Marie superkicks her into the ropes, sending her falling over them and into the other ring. Rita gets up and attacks Nicole, punching her back against the ropes. In the other ring, Marie goes after Talia, picking her up and kicking her in the gut a few times. Marie grabs Talia’s head and suddenly hits her with MINUSTAH (High speed spinning headlock elbow drop).*
TH: MINUSTAH to Talia Bell! The Caribbean Crew is going to town on TNT!
JK: They really need their third man, fast!
*With Talia down, Marie goes to the other ring where Nicole and Rita duke it out. Marie attacks Nicole as Rita climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Marie picks up Nicole, and they hit her with Island Hopping (Wheelbarrow facebuster (Marie)/Diving bulldog (Rita) combo).*
TH: Nicole Michaels is going Island Hopping.
JK: And, Talia is out. She’s of no use at the moment! This is bad for TNT!
*Marie beats down on Nicole as Rita moves to the other ring and attacks Talia as she gets up. Nicole tries to crawl away, but Marie catches her and continues her assault. In the other ring, Rita goes for a punch, but Talia ducks it, grabs her, and hits her with an atomic drop onto the top rope. She slams Rita’s head into the cage a few times before pulling her off the rope and hitting Rita with Blue Thunder (Fallaway slam followed by a kip-up and a standing moonsault).*
MM: One minute left.
TH: Blue Thunder may have put Talia Bell back into the match.
JK: There’s a minute left until a new TNT member comes in.
TH: Who do you think it will be?
JK: Tracy Jones. I think they’ll save the big man for last.
*In the other ring, Marie is still beating up Nicole. Talia moves into that ring as Marie rams Nicole face first into the cage. Talia comes up behind Marie and rakes her eyes. She then hits Marie with repeated chops. Luckily for Marie, Rita has recovered and moved to that ring. Marie fights back, and Rita comes up from behind, attacking Talia. Marie then goes after Nicole, but she kicks Marie in the gut. She punches Marie back and tries to throw her head into the cage, but Marie stops her. She pushes Nicole off, and Nicole chops Marie. But, it has no effect. Nicole keeps chopping, but Marie just laughs them off. Nicole backs off, and Marie follows. Marie then punches Nicole, kicks her in the gut, and hits her with a gutwrench suplex.*
TH: Marie Martinique is taking everything Nicole Michaels’s got and dishing it out tenfold.
JK: But, it won’t be long before Tracy comes in.
*Marie stomps on Nicole while Rita has Talia in a grounded wrenching neck scissors. Marie picks up Nicole and throws her into a corner. She whips Nicole across the ring into the other corner. Nicole hits the corner, bounces out, and runs into a single knee facebreaker.
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MM: Tracy Jones has entered the match. The two minutes begins.
*Tracy Jones comes in. Marie attacks her, knocking Tracy back into the corner by the door. Suddenly, Marie exits the ring and runs to the far side of the other ring. Tracy tries to follow her, but Marie runs across the ring, jumps over the ropes, and hits Tracy with a crossbody.*
TH: Crossbody from the other ring!
JK: Dang it! Tracy was supposed to help Nicole and Talia!
*Marie gets up and attacks Nicole, knocking her down with several punches. However, Tracy gets up and attacks Marie. She beats down on Marie in the corner with several punches and knees to the gut. Nicole gets up and joins Tracy in attacking Marie. They hit Marie with a double suplex, and Tracy moves on top of Marie with several punches. Nicole then goes to Rita, who has changed submission moves to a camel clutch, and punches her in the head, causing Rita to let go of the hold.*
MM: One minute left.
*Nicole picks up and punches Rita as Tracy throws Marie into the corner and starts punching her. However, Marie turns it around, throwing Tracy into the corner and attacking her. Meanwhile, Nicole throws Rita into the cage. She picks up Rita, pulls her away from the cage, and hits Rita with Death Proof (Scissored DDT).*
TH: Death Proof to Rita Perez.
JK: They are really pulling out the big guns in this match.
*Marie is choking Tracy in the corner while Nicole stomps on Rita. Talia comes over and attacks Marie, stopping her from choking Tracy. Tracy and Talia beat down on Marie and hit her with a double DDT. Tracy beats down on Marie while Nicole and Talia go to the door as the clock counts down.
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MM: Antonio “Tony” Colón has entered the match. The two minutes begins.
*The door opens, and Antonio “Tony” Colón comes in. They attack Tony and whip him across the ring. Nicole tries for a back elbow Tony ducks it. He also ducks a clothesline from Talia. They turn around as Tony bounces off the ropes, and Tony hits Talia with a lariat takedown, with a dropkick to Nicole.*
TH: Antonio Colón comes in strong, taking down Nicole and Talia.
JK: This isn’t good! Tracy should forget the girls and help her teammates take down Tony.
*Nicole gets up, but Tony starts punching her. Talia attacks Tony, but he punches back, taking her to her knees. Nicole crawls to the other ring, but Tony chases after her. Nicole runs to a corner, but Tony climbs up to the second turnbuckle and punches her several times. Meanwhile, Rita is punching Tracy; and Marie attacks Talia as she enters the ring. Nicole grabs Tony’s legs and hits him with an inverted atomic drop. She then grabs him for a DDT, but Tony counters with a Northern lights suplex. Marie is on the second turnbuckle, punching Talia, Rita is punching on Tracy against the ropes, and Tony picks up Nicole and throws her head first into the cage wall.*
TH: The Caribbean Crew is taking TNT to the woodshed!
JK: This is unfair! The Crew has a man in there against the ladies!
TH: So? The same thing will happen when TNT enters the ring.
JK: It’s still unfair, Hoss!
MM: One minute left.
*Tony grabs Nicole and rakes her head against the cage. Rita is choking Tracy in a corner, and Talia has taken down Marie with a powerbomb. Rita and Tracy fight into the second ring while Nicole is still being raked against the cage. Tony then throws Nicole off. She hits the mat hard and escapes to the second cage, but Tony follows her. Talia suddenly throws Marie into the cage, and Tony attacks her to help out Marie. Meanwhile, Rita has beaten Tracy back to the far corner of the other ring. She chokes Tracy for a few seconds and then pulls her away from the corner. Rita then hits Tracy with Roberto Clemente’s Swing (Fireman's carry into tilt-a-whirl sidewalk slam).*
TH: Tracy Jones gets hits with Roberto Clemente’s Swing!
JK: This is getting brutal! Nicole is now bleeding! We got men beating on women! This is out of control!
TH: That’s how all WarGames matches are!
*In the other ring, Talia fights with Tony. Nicole joins her, and they throw Tony into the cage wall. Nicole then rakes Tony’s face across the cage as payback. However, Tony is able to push her off and slam her head into the cage again. Talia beats down on Marie before picking her back up and dropping her back to the mat with a scoop slam. In the other ring, Rita goes up to the top for a moonsault, but Tracy gets up and crotches her onto the turnbuckle. Rita falls down into a tree of woe, and Tracy stomps on her.
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MM: Toby Nicolas Tucker enters the match. The two minutes now begins.
*Toby Nicolas Tucker runs into the ring. TNT quickly runs to Tony, who has run into the other ring to save Rita from Tracy’s attack. TNT beats down on Tony and throws him into the cage. Tony bounces off of it, and TNT hits Tony with the Astronomical Explosion (Bridging leg hook belly to back suplex).*
TH: TNT comes in with the Astronomical Explosion to Antonio Colón.
JK: He’s gonna really even things up!
TH: But, his team has all their members in it while the Crew has one guy left.
JK: You know what I mean.
*TNT picks up Tony and holds him for Nicole to punch. She unleashes a flurry of punches before kicking Tony in the crotch. Tony falls to his knees, but TNT picks him up from behind while Nicole climbs to the top rope. She jumps off, and they hit Tony with the Sea Assault (Flying neckbreaker/German suplex combo).*
TH: Sea Assault to Tony Colón.
JK: TNT has really turned the tide for his team.
TH: Yeah, that numbers advantage is the most powerful weapon in the arsenal of the team who gets it. And, TNT has taken advantage of it tonight.
*They stomp on Tony until Rita comes to his aid. However, TNT and Nicole stop her attack with several clubbing blows. Nicole grabs Rita and tries to ram her into the cage, but Rita blocks it with her boot and sends Nicole into the cage instead. Meanwhile, Tracy beats down on Tony while TNT enters the other ring. TNT is punching Marie and then drops her to the mat with a vicious European uppercut. In the other ring, Talia has save Nicole from being pounced into the cage. And, Tracy has picked up Tony and throws him head first into the cage wall. Tracy turns around to do it again, but Tony surprises her with a punch to the head. Tony then hits Tracy with The Buena Vista Social Club (bends Tracy over, kicks her 3 times in the chest, and then hits her with a leg drop bulldog).*
TH: The Buena Vista Social Club takes down Tracy Jones.
JK: TNT still has the numbers advantage.
TH: Well, it won’t be long before Benjamin Bannock comes into the ring.
*Tony gets up, picks up Tracy, and throws her into the cage. Meanwhile, in the other ring, TNT has picked up Marie. He knees her in the gut and then picks her up onto his shoulders with an airplane spin. After several spins, TNT then runs to the ropes and throws Marie off into the other ring. In the other ring, Tony is raking Nicole against the cage again. Luckily for her, Tracy hits Tony in the back with a high knee. Tony staggers away from Nicole, and Tracy moves back to the corner. She then charges at Tony with the Train Crash (Running double knee chestbreaker), hitting it when he turns around.*
MM: One minute left.
TH: Train Crash takes down Tony Colón, but it’s only one minute away until Benjamin Bannock comes in. Then, The Match Beyond begins.
JK: I can’t wait. Then, things are really gonna pick up!
*Tracy picks up Tony and throws him head first into the cage again. She tries again but a back elbow to the gut and a punch to the head stops her. Tony then attacks TNT, punching him several times. TNT punches back. Meanwhile, Marie goes after Nicole, but Nicole manages to get the first shot. She kicks Marie in the knee and throws her into the corner. Nicole chops her several times. In the other ring, TNT is working over Rita and then grabs Tony. He knocks their heads together, and they stagger back. Rita falls down, and TNT drops an elbow on her. Meanwhile, Talia punches Tony back into the corner. In the other ring, Nicole has punches Marie back into the ropes. She tries to whip Marie across the ring, but Marie reverses it and sends Nicole into the cage. She bounces off of it, and Marie catches her with The Creole Clutch (Cross-arm sitout sleeper slam).*
TH: The Creole Clutch takes down Nicole Michaels.
JK: It is getting intense, Hoss!
TH: And, the Match Beyond hasn’t even started yet.
JK: It will soon!
*Marie picks up Nicole, but she surprises her with an eye poke. Talia enters the ring and joins Nicole in double teaming Marie. In the other ring, TNT is beating on Tony in a corner while Tracy stomps on Rita.
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MM: Benjamin Bannock has entered the match. Ladies and gentlemen! The Match Beyond begins! Surrender or submit!
*The crowd goes wild as Benjamin Bannock runs in. Talia and Nicole attack him and push him back into the ropes. They whip Benjamin across the ring and try to hit him with a double clothesline, but Benjamin ducks it. They turn around, and Benjamin hits them with a double clothesline of his own. Tracy runs in and tries to attack Benjamin, but he hits her with Catch A Fire (Twist of Fate).*
TH: Benjamin Bannock catches Tracy Jones with Catch A Fire! The Match Beyond has begun!
JK: It’s submit or surrender, and I don’t know if either of these teams will do either of those stipulations.
TH: There’s no time limit now. We’ll keep going until someone gives up.
JK: Well then, we could be in for the long haul, Hoss.
*In the other ring, TNT is working over Tony. He has Tony in a corner and tries to whip him into the opposite corner. However, Tony reverses it, and TNT goes running right into a diving crossbody from Benjamin Bannock. Talia enters the ring, only to be met with punches from Rita. Tony and Benjamin pick up TNT and throw him into the cage. He bounces off of it and is met with a double clothesline from Tony and Benjamin. TNT doesn’t go down, but Tony grabs TNT from behind. Then, they hit him with the Tropical Storm (Benjamin hits TNT with a superkick, followed into a German suplex pin from Antonio).*
TH: Tropical Storm takes down Toby Nicholas Tucker.
JK: We’re gonna see a lot of double teaming down. Each team has gotta bust out their big moves to weaken the other and get one of them to submit.
*In the other ring, Marie throws Nicole into a corner and charges at her with a running splash. Tracy tries to come to Nicole’s aid, but Benjamin comes into the ring and attacks her. Marie throws Nicole out of the corner with a hip toss. Marie then grabs Nicole’s legs and locks her into an elevated Boston crab with a knee in the back. Benjamin picks Tracy up after slamming her to the mat with a suplex, but Tracy surprises him with a kick to the crotch. Benjamin falls to his knees, allowing Tracy to attack Marie and get her off of Nicole.*
TH: Marie Martinique almost had a submission, but Tracy Jones saves her partner.
JK: That’s gonna make the submit part so difficult. Just when you get a hold onto someone, their partner will come along and knock you on your butt.
*In the other ring, TNT has recovered from The Crew’s double-teaming. He has Rita up in the air and drops her into a gutbuster. Talia is stomping on Tony, and TNT starts doing the same to Rita as she tries to get up. Rita punches back at him, but he stops her with an eye rake. He then picks up Rita and throws her shoulder first into the turnbuckles. He then pulls Rita from the corner and chokes her against the ropes. However, Rita surprises him with a low blow that sends him to the mat. When he falls down, Rita quickly runs at him and locks TNT into a bridging reverse chinlock. Talia, who has been beating down on Tony, tries to save TNT, but Tony grabs her from behind with an atomic drop. She falls to the mat, and Tony puts Talia into a figure four. In the other ring, Tracy tries to throw Benjamin into the cage, but he reverses it and sends her into the cage instead. Tracy bounces off of it, and Benjamin dropkicks Tracy. She goes down, and Benjamin puts her into an ankle lock. Nicole, who has been working over Marie, tries to save Tracy; but Marie grabs her with a German suplex. Marie gets up, grabs Nicole’s legs, and puts her into a sharpshooter.*
TH: I don’t believe it! The Caribbean Crew has all four TNT members in submission holds!
JK: Dammit! This isn’t good! They could tap out at any minute!
*They have the holds locked on. Tracy tries to get out, but Benjamin grapevines the hold. That leaves Talia with the best chance of escaping. She tries to reverse the hold. Tony fights her, but Talia is able to grab the ropes and pulls herself over, putting the pain onto Tony. He lets go of the hold. Talia gets up, runs over to TNT and Rita, and kicks Rita in the side, causing her to let go. Talia quickly enters the other ring. A good hard punch gets Marie to let go of the Sharpshooter. Talia then drops down onto Benjamin with a double axe handle blow to the chest, which causes him to let go of the ankle lock.*
TH: Well, Talia Bell has done. She not only got out of the figure four but also saved her teammates as well.
JK: Thank God! I couldn’t stand it if The Crew won this match.
*Talia goes back to the other ring and attacks Tony while TNT chokes Rita on the ropes. In the other ring, Tracy and Nicole beat down on Benjamin and Marie respectively. They pick up their opponents and push them back into the ropes. They try to whip them across the ring, but Benjamin and Marie reverse it. Tracy and Nicole bounce off the ropes, and Benjamin and Marie hit them with stereo superkicks. Benjamin then goes into the other ring to help out his teammates. He grabs TNT by the hair and throws him over to the other ring. He then attacks Talia and pulls her off of Tony. TNT reenters the ring and attacks Tony. He picks up Tony and throws him into the cage. Tony bounces off of it, and TNT hits him with the Nitro Uppercut (Flapjack lift dropped into a modified European uppercut).*
TH: Nitro Uppercut to Antonio. He hit the cage ceiling on that.
JK: They are all getting beat and winded. Someone’s gotta give up soon.
*In the other ring, Marie is punching Nicole on the mat. Tracy tries to come to her aid, but Rita has snuck into the ring and attacks Tracy from behind. She throws Tracy into the corner and hits her with a corner axe kick. In the other ring, Benjamin is beating on Talia while TNT throws Tony into the corner. He charges at Tony, but Tony comes running out of the corner and hits TNT with a lariat takedown. Both men are down on the mat. Benjamin sees Tony down and tries to help him, but Talia kicks him in the crotch from behind. He falls to his knees, and Talia starts punching him in the head. Meanwhile, TNT and Tony get up. TNT manages to attack first, knocking Tony down with a running big boot. He stomps on Tony until Talia comes over to them. They pick up Tony and push him back into the ropes. They whip Tony across the ring and then hit him with White Lightning (Drop toe hold from TNT followed by a front flip leg drop from Talia to the back of the Tony's head).*
TH: White Lightning takes down Antonio.
JK: How much more can these people stand!?
TH: I don’t know, King, but we’re gonna find out.
JK: Man, I’m getting tired just watching this!
*In the other ring, Rita is choking Tracy with her boot, pulling up against the ropes and turnbuckles to get her to submit. But, she won’t tap. And, Marie is still beating down on Nicole. Back in the second ring, Talia and TNT are now working over Benjamin. After hitting him with a double clothesline, TNT picks up Benjamin while Talia goes to the top. Then, they hit him with Blitzkrieg (Powerbomb from TNT followed by a corkscrew moonsault from Talia).*
TH: Blitzkrieg to Benjamin Bannock. That is a dangerous move in this match.
JK: I’ll say. With that cage ceiling so low, that move could break a neck.
*In the other ring, Marie picks up Nicole and throws her into a corner. She tries to whip Nicole across the ring, but Nicole stops her with a poke to the eye. Marie staggers back, and Nicole charges at Marie with a spinning wheel kick, knocking Marie all the way back to the opposite corner. Nicole then attacks Rita, getting her off of Tracy. Talia comes into the ring to help her. They beat down on Rita, but Rita fights back, getting in several good punches on them. Suddenly, Tony comes into the ring and pulls Talia off of Rita. This allows Rita to punch Nicole back into the corner. They beat up on one another as Benjamin and TNT come over into the ring. Benjamin throws Tracy into the cage, saving Marie from a beat down from her. However, TNT pounces on Marie. Meanwhile, Talia gets Tony into a corner, climbs up to the second turnbuckle, and hits him with the Dirty Dozen (Twelve face smashes into the top turnbuckle followed by a diving Thesz press).*
TH: Dirty Dozen to Antonio Colón!
JK: And, now TNT and The Caribbean Crew are all in the same ring!
TH: This could get real ugly!
*Talia gets up, only to be met with a superkick from Benjamin. But, Benjamin turns around right into a bicycle kick from TNT. Marie attacks TNT, but Tracy grabs her from behind; and TNT kicks her in the gut. Tracy beats down on Marie, and TNT goes to Rita and Nicole. He attacks Rita, pulling her off of Nicole. He puts Rita onto his shoulders and hits her with The Detonator (F-5 into a single leg gutbuster).*
TH: The Detonator to Rita Perez. It is getting ugly in there.
JK: Somebody’s gotta quit soon. And, I’m betting it will be either Rita or Talia.
TH: They have been in since the beginning. So, they gotta be targets for submission or surrender.
JK: Exactly, Hoss! If either team wants to win, they gotta go after those two.
*Benjamin and Tony are starting to recover. They throw Talia and Nicole into the empty ring and follow them. Tracy goes to help her partners, and Marie follows her. TNT and Rita remain in the other ring. TNT picks up Rita and hits her with the Explosion Bomb (Straight jacket hold lifted and dropped into a sitout powerbomb), dropping her on her neck. Rita screams out in pain and rolls around holding her neck.*
TH: Explosion Bomb, oh Gawd! He dropped her right on her neck!
JK: Rita’s hurt. Bad.
*Rita rolls around in pain. TNT quickly picks her up and hits her with another Explosion Bomb.*
TH: Oh dear Gawd! Not again!
JK: My God! That has to be it! She has to give up and get out of there.
*TNT starts laughing and mimes a shotgun to Rita. One of the referees on the outside opens the cage door and enters the ring. He goes to Rita and asks if she’s in trouble. She says yes. He then asks if she wants to give up. She says yes to that as well, and the ref calls for the bell.*
MM: Rita Perez has surrendered. Therefore, the winners of the WarGames are TNT!
TH: Mercifully, this is over.
JK: TNT ended this decisively and have gotten some revenge not only for themselves but also the Breakfast Pack.
*TNT tries to attack Rita, but Benjamin rushes in and attacks him. TNT fights back, and they end up fighting to the other ring. The rest of the Crew and TNT fight while the ref calls for EMTs and the ring crew to raise the cage. They unchain the cage, and it starts to lift up as the EMTs come down.*
TH: TNT and the Crew are still fighting as the cage is being raised.
JK: They gonna need to pull these two teams apart.
*As the cage goes up, the EMTs come down. Suddenly, they are attacked from behind by the Breakfast Pack, all in their street clothes. Nick, Shaun, Lauren, and Beth are all fine as they stop the EMTs. The crowd boos them. Brandon runs to the other ring with handcuffs as TNT gets the other Crew members trapped on the ropes. Brandon then helps handcuffs them to ropes, first Marie, then Tony, and finally Benjamin. The Crew is helpless as the Pack rushes into the ring and attacks Rita. The ref tries to stop them, but they throw him out of the ring.*
TH: Dammit! This was a trap! This was a gawddamn trap!
JK: Brilliant! The Breakfast Pack has done it again!
*The Pack beats down on Rita as the Crew helplessly looks on. They try to get out but can’t. TNT and Brandon join the rest of the Pack as Lauren picks up Rita, and she and Beth hit Rita with Pretty In Pink (Wheelbarrow suplex (Lauren)/Lariat takedown (Beth) combo). The crowd starts throwing trash as them.*
JK: Pretty In Pink has taken out Rita Perez!
TH: Gawddammit! Someone stop this!
*Nick then picks up Rita as Shaun moves to the top rope. Then, they hit Rita with Weird Science (Diving neckbreaker (Shaun)/Wheelbarrow suplex (Nick) combo). More trash is thrown into the ring.*
JK: Weird Science to Rita Perez! They are just brutalizing her!
TH: Stop this! Someone, please!
*Nicole and Tracy then take a turn with Rita. Tracy picks her up onto her shoulders, and they hit her with Trinitrotoluene (Fireman’s carry flapjack (Tracy)/cutter (Nicole) combo). More trash is thrown into the ring.*
JK: Trinitrotoluene to Rita Perez. This is getting to be too much.
TH: GEE! You think! Someone stop this, please!
*Now, it’s TNT and Talia’s turn. TNT picks up Talia as Tracy and Nicole pick up Rita and push her back into the ropes. Then, they hit Rita with The Atomic Bomb (TNT swings Talia into Rita’s stomach after she’s whipped by Tracy and Nicole). More trash is thrown into the ring.*
JK: The Atomic Bomb has destroyed Rita Perez.
TH: Enough, dammit! ENOUGH!
*Brandon then picks up Rita as Nick gets on the mat and Shaun moves to the apron. Then, they hit her with St. Elmo’s Fire (Brandon puts Rita on his shoulders, and Shaun does a springboard bulldog to Rita onto another Nick, who is lying on the mat with his legs up, causing her to land stomach first onto his or her legs). More trash is thrown into the ring.*
JK: St. Elmo’s Fire to Rita.
TH: Dammit! Where is someone to stop this?
*The Pack then motions for another St. Elmo’s Fire. Suddenly, help comes. AmericAnt, Jonathan Michaels, and Michael Rose run down with chairs. TNT and The Pack quickly exit the ring. The three men check on Rita as Kerri Thompson comes out with bolt cutters and frees the rest of the Crew from their handcuffs. They run over and check on Rita, who is knocked on in the ring. The EMTs are finally able to enter the ring and attend to her. TNT and the Pack make their exit up the ramp as the crowd throws trash at them.*
TH: They are sick! They are disgusting! I hope TNT and the Pack get into a car wreck!
JK: They may have gone to far. The Crew will definitely be seeking revenge for this.
TH: As we clean up the carnage, we need to talk about our next match which is for the Fan Forums Championship. AmericAnt, whose is the champion, defends against his arch-rival and man who has stolen the title belt for now in Brandon Barger.
JK: And the champ is in a huge disadvantage as the Breakfast Pack has embarrassed AA every time. I see a new champion tonight, Hoss Man.
MM: The following contest is scheduled for one fall....and it is for the Fan Forums Championship!!!
MM: Making his way to the ring accompanied by the Breakfast Pack...from Schermer, Illinois...at 6 feet, 6 inches...weighing in at 284 pounds...he is the challenger and leader of the Breakfast Pack...BRANDON BARGER!!!
*Brandon Barger comes out with the title and the rest of the Breakfast Pack. He enters the ring and raises the title in the air before handing the belt to the ref. He has Beth and Shaun take his coat and shirt from him as he prepares for this match.*
TH: And unsurprisingly, Brandon comes out with his Pack. It is as if he doesn't trust himself to beat the champion on his own.
JK: Or maybe he wants the Pack to be nearby when he beats AmericAnt on his own and silences all the doubters who say he is not the Fan Forums Champion.
MM: And his opponent...from the Land of Opportunity...at 6 feet 5 inches...weighing in at 302 pounds...he is the Fan Forums Champion...AMERICANT!!!
*AmericAnt comes out alone and stops as he looks at the odds.*
TH: Despite not having the title, he is the true champion right now. Looking at the odds, they are completely against him to retain.
JK: Why don't he just get in the ring and get this over with....why wait for the inevitable?
*AmericAnt grabs a mic.*
AA: You know, I figured you wouldn't come out her alone.
*Brandon just laughs and holds out his arms, saying he is right here for the picking.*
AA: Yeah, you would like me to do that again and normally, I would oblige you. However, I decided to call a few friends to deal with your friends so we can have a fair one on one match so let's introduce them.
AA: Introducing first in my corner...he hails from Glenn Falls, New York...he weighs in at 293 pounds and that doesn't include that 2x4 with him that he will use if any of you get involved. I present to you....."HACKSAW" JIM DUGGAN!!!
*Jim Duggan comes out from the back with his 2x4 and the American Flag. He raises his hand in the air as he hands AA the flag to wave in the air and yells "HOOO".*
JK: What the heck is this?
TH: Looks like the champ has some backup.
AA: Now I get to introduce member #2 of my backup team.
AA: He is from Parris Island, South Carolina...he weighs in at 310 pounds....he is definitely gonna take your rear ends to boot camp because there isn't a single one of you who deserves to be in the GI Joe like this man.....SGT. SLAUGHTER!!!
*Sgt. Slaughter comes from the back looking ready for business as AmericAnt proudly salutes him.*
TH: AmericAnt definitely has some big American heroes backing him up.
JK: I don't like that remark about the Breakfast Pack not being able to join the GI Joe. They could if they wanted to.
AA: You of course have two women on your team and these two proud Americans are not going to hit women so we needed some female backup and I have two who fit the bill.
AA: The third member of my backup may be known to WWE fans as Alundra Blayze, but the other pro wrestling fans and monster truck fans know her as MADUSA!!!
*Madusa comes from the back in her monster truck get up and high fives AmericAnt.*
JK: How does AA get all these people?
TH: Guys who are proud Americans are very much able to be in easy contact when one is in trouble.
AA: And this last person is a person who I am plenty of people in the audience love and wonder, "Where is she now?" Well, she is here tonight to take care of business and look fine doing it.
AA: You may know her as a former Nitro Girl, you may know her for being with DDP, but you can call her Kimberly and she is more than willing to kick some Breakfast Pack rear.
*Kimberly comes out from the back and the crowd gives a loud reaction.*
TH: Kimberly is back in a wrestling arena for the first time in years!!!
JK: Oh god...this is crazy.
AA: Sorry to Jessica for not letting you know about this earlier so you could promote this, but this was a last minute thing. Try to get your friends to help you now.
*The five head to the ring and AmericAnt enters the ring looking at Brandon. Brandon can't believe this. The ref raises the belt in the air before giving it to the time keeper and calls for the bell to ring.*
TH: AA has evened the odds so will the champ retain or will Brandon be able to beat the champ on his own?
Fan Forums Championship Match AmericAnt (c) vs. Brandon Barger
Voting ends 8/17 at 12 AM
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 18, 2015 0:15:15 GMT -5
TH: This has been a tough fight for both men.
JK: What is it going to take for Brandon to keep this ant down?
*Suddenly, Nick decides to enter the ring, but is immediately tackled by Hacksaw Jim Duggan.*
TH: Nick tried interfere, but Duggan got him.
*Shaun comes in to attack Duggan, but Slaughter locks him in the Cobra Clutch.*
TH: Cobra Clutch!!
JK: And he used to be a member of the GI Joe. That move shows his true colors.
TH: That's always been the name of his move.
*Both Lauren and Beth come in and they immediately fight with Madusa and Kimberly. And then both AA and Brandon realize what is happening and try to get their team members to go outside. They see each other and start shoving and they get into punches.*
TH: And all pandemonium has broken loose.
*The ruckus has gone too far and the ref has called for the bell. Both AA and Brandon hear the bell and are confused. They both go outside and talk with the ref. The ref doesn't listen to either of them and tells Michael Muffer the result.*
MM: The referee has told me that due to constant interference and too much chaos, that he has officially thrown this match out
*Both are shocked to hear this and try to plead with the ref to change his mind, but the ref leaves them behind as they have their heads on their head in disbelief*
JK: Why is AmericAnt upset with this? He got what he wanted in retaining the title.
TH: Jesse, this was about more than the title to AA, he wanted to face Brandon one on one and beat him. Both have to be devastated by this result.
*Both men start shouting at each other and officials and security come in and try to break up the chaos that is going on. Everyone has to be separated. Suddenly, Jessica is on the screen.*
Jessica: Stop it, all of you!!
*Everyone stops and listens*
Jessica: Are you two happy with yourselves??!! You just ruined a great potential match and a potential end to your rivalry!! AmericAnt, you may have retained your Fan Forums Title because of this result, but you will not be holding onto it because until this issue is settled, the belt will be in my office! Brandon, you may have earned yourself a second shot at the belt, but you will be doing it without your crew.
At Gookermania, you two will fight each other again for the Fan Forums Title and this time, it will be in a FAWA first as you two will be competing in the structure I have called CAGE X!!!!
It will be a normal steel cage, but you will neither be winning via pinfall or submission or escaping the damn thing. Instead a scaffold shaped like an X will be on top of the cage and at the center of this scaffold will be the Fan Forums Title. You two will climb the cage and get on this scaffold and whoever grabs the title, wins the match. And just in case either of you get any ideas, I am going to be bringing in four men to be enforcers and those men will be revealed in on the next NiteRaw.
Now I think you all lead to cool off so effective immediately, you all have been given the rest of the night off so security, could you please escort all of these people out of the Parts Unknown arena?
*Security is starting to have everyone in the ring leave as well as AA and Brandon who are merely just staring holes at each other.*
TH: Well, I can't blame Jessica for this decision and can only say to everyone watch that we are sorry we couldn't get a clear winner in this match and hope that you join us at Gookermania VIII where we will get a clear winner with a first for FAWA called Cage X.
JK: I don't like this at all. Brandon is not allowed to bring his Pack with him and Jessica is hiring four men who will be there as enforcers. This seems unfair to Brandon.
TH: This isn't exactly helpful to AmericAnt either. This is a match where he has to climb and walk a fine scaffold to get it, and I'm pretty sure he isn't great at doing that.
I was wrong.
There, I said it, I was wrong to dwell on the past, it doesn't do you any good.
And now my past haunts me.
You should see the looks I get from people in the back, the accusatory glances, I know what they think, that I'm just like him.
It makes me sick, all of this, and I have to free myself from it.
Jordan Mac, you and I will never be friends, I suspect, despite your behavior, I think you're a hell of a competitor, and you've given me a challenge time and time again.
Here's the thing, however.
I know just how badly you want that title, I know how desperately you crave it.
I don't know if I want it.
But I sure as hell NEED it.
I need that belt more than anything in the world, right now, I need to win tonight to prove to everyone that I'm still here, and I still care.
Sure, I haven't been very talkative as of late, but can you blame me, I know the office is pissed off about what happened, but NOBODY is more pissed off than I am.
I can't even articulate my fury with words, and so I must do so with actions, as Jordan Mac will learn very soon.
Because tonight, eight of the nine letters in his name are irrelevant, there is only one on my mind.
As I said, he wants the title, I need it.
And I'm going to have it, and there's nothing you or any of your friends can do to stop me.
Because what this company needs is a real champion, a champion that they can trust, a champion that people can believe in.
To be honest, I'm not sure it that guy is me.
But it sure as hell isn't Jordan Mac.
And that is something you CAN be sure of.
And, Cut.
*We cut back to commentary.*
TH: Strong words said by one of the two competitors as Jonathan asked for this time to talk about what we all know happened with the former champ who we will not dignify by saying his name.
JK: Unfortunately for you fans, Jordan has decided to stay focused and will not be speaking.
TH: Let's get to the next match.
MM: The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a mask on the line…
MM: Introducing first, coming down to the ring, at 6 foot 9 inches, and weighing 305 lbs., from The Saddest Place In The World: THE DEPRESSED DESTROYER, SORROW.
*Sorrow come out to the boos of the crowd. Sorrow has on his trademark mask, black wrist tape, black elbow pads with the cross from the mask on them, and black wrestling pants with the cross from the mask down the legs. The crosses on the mask, elbow pads, and pants are purple. He also has on black boots. He walks down to the ring, climbs onto the apron, and steps over the top rope.*
TH: Michael Rose and Sorrow will be going at it once again, this time with Sorrow’s mask on the line.
JK: It’s gonna be a brawl. These two men have been trying to destroy one another for the past few months, and this match will be no different.
TH: I don’t doubt that. I’m just wondering how long these two can keep this up.
JK: Honestly, probably until one of them is severely injured.
MM: And, his opponent, coming down the aiskle, being accompanied by Kerri Thompson, at 6 foot 4 inches, and weighing 262 pounds, from Las Vegas, Nevada: MICHAEL ROSE.
*Michael Rose come out to the cheers of the crowd. Rose is wearing orange short wrestling trunks, orange elbow and knee pads, and orange boots, all with a rose on them. Rose is also holding a rose bouquet. Kerri is wearing a black shirt with a rose on it, blue jeans, and boots. Rose sniffs it and throws some roses to the crowd. They eventually make it to the ring and slide under the bottom rope. In the ring, Rose makes his way to a corner, stands on the second turnbuckle, sniffs the rose bouquet, and blows a kiss to the crowd. Rose then hands the bouquet to Kerri.*
TH: Rose looks pumped and ready to go.
JK: He better be, because Sorrow is gonna pull out all the stops to keep his mask.
*The bell rings. Rose and Sorrow charge at each other and start punching. Sorrow punches Rose back to the ropes and then clotheslines him over the ropes and to the floor. Sorrow moves onto the apron and jumps off with a double axe handle, but Rose counters with a punch to the gut, knocking Sorrow down to his knees. Rose starts punching Sorrow, but Sorrow punches back. Sorrow manages to get up, but Rose knees him in the gut and whips him into the guardrail. Rose jumps at Sorrow, landing on him with several punches. The ref exits the ring to try and get them back into the ring, but he’s having no luck.*
TH: They are already fighting on the outside.
JK: Surprisingly, the ref is counting them out.
TH: I think he realizes that neither one would pay attention to it
JK: That’s an understatement.
*Sorrow and Rose are punching each other, with Kerri cheering Rose on. The ref is still having no luck in getting them back into the ring. Sorrow punches and kicks his way from the guardrail, getting Rose down on his knees. Rose manages to punch his way back up and throws Sorrow back into the ring. With Sorrow down on the mat, Rose climbs up to the top turnbuckle and jumps off with a moonsault, landing on Sorrow. He stays on Sorrow for a pin.
1…
2….
Sorrow kicks out.*
TH: An early pin doesn’t get an early victory for Michael Rose.
JK: It’s gonna take a lot more than a moonsault to put Sorrow away.
*Rose gets up and stomps on Sorrow. Rose picks up Sorrow and lifts him up for a suplex, holding it for several seconds before dropping Sorrow to the mat. Rose looks a little winded after that, which allows Sorrow to recover a little. Sorrow uses the ropes to pull himself up, but Rose gets up and hits Sorrow with a knee lift, knocking Sorrow through the ropes and to the floor. Rose follows, but so does the ref because he sees that Sorrow has grabbed a chair from the timekeeper’s area. Rose grabs Sorrow by his head, and Sorrow throws the chair into the ring. Sorrow turns around and punches Rose, but Rose takes it and punches back. The ref goes back into the ring and gets the chair out. Meanwhile, Rose and Sorrow are still fighting. Sorrow rakes Rose’s eyes, noticing the ref distracted with the chair. Rose staggers back, and Sorrow grabs him, picking him up onto his shoulder and hitting Rose with a running powerslam.*
TH: Vicious powerslam on the floor.
JK: Sorrow wisely threw that chair into the ring to distract the ref so that he could rake the eyes and hit the powerslam. The Depressed Destroyer has brains and brawn.
TH: That’s a dangerous combination, but Rose does have Kerri Thompson out there with him.
JK: And, she’s not afraid to mix it up with Sorrow.
TH: No, she is not.
*The ref exits the ring again to get Sorrow to stop punching Rose and get the match back in the ring. Sorrow just flips off Rose. Kerri yells at him to stop and make it a fair fight. She gets the bird as well. Sorrow picks up Rose and punches him. He throws Rose back into the ring and hits Rose with Chronic Depression (Inverted Brainbuster). He then pins Rose.*
1…
2…
*Rose kicks out.*
TH: Chronic Depression wasn’t enough to keep Michael Rose down.
JK: I see what you did there.
TH: That was unintentional, I assure you.
*Sorrow picks up Rose and throws him through the ropes. Rose lands on the floor, and Kerri comes to his aid. Sorrow exits the ring and pushes Kerri aside in order to stomp on Rose. She tries to attack him, but the ref manages to get in between them, stopping her. Meanwhile, Sorrow picks up Rose and punches him in the throat. Sorrow picks up Rose again, punching him a few more times before he falls down. Sorrow then goes under the ring and pulls out a chair. The ref sees this and tries to get it away from him, but Sorrow won’t let go. Kerri gets into the mix, trying to get the chair; but the ref pushes her away. This allows Sorrow to hit Rose with the chair.*
TH: Dammit! A chair shot to Michael Rose!
JK: Kerri Thompson allowed that to happen.
TH: It was unintentional, but Sorrow did take advantage of her distracting the ref.
JK: This is gonna get ugly now, Hoss.
*Sorrow picks up Rose and throws him back into the ring. He reenters the ring with the chair and places it up against the bottom rope. Sorrow then picks up Rose and tries to piledrive Rose onto the chair. Luckily for him, the ref sees this, rushes back into the ring, and grabs the chair just as Sorrow drops Rose head first onto the mat.*
TH: In the nick of time, the ref saved Rose from a severe neck injury.
JK: I told you that this was gonna get ugly.
TH: Well, it might get a lot uglier.
*The ref yells at Sorrow for nearly piledriving Rose onto the chair, and Sorrow yells at him back for stopping him. Rose rolls back to the outside, and Kerri checks on him. Sorrow exits the ring, pushes Kerri aside, and stomps on Rose. Kerri tries to attack Sorrow again, and again the ref stops her. Sorrow picks up Rose and tries to hit him with a DDT. However, Rose grabs the bottom rope, causing Sorrow to fall back onto the floor. Sorrow rolls around in pain as Rose takes a breather by the apron. The ref reenters the ring and stars a count.
1…Both men are still on the outside.
2…Sorrow crawls over to the guardrail.
3…Sorrow pulls himself up.
4…Sorrow then grabs Rose and headbutts him.
5…Rose falls down, and Sorrow rolls back into the ring. Sorrow then bends down through the ropes and pulls Rose back into the ring.*
TH: Sorrow brings Rose back into the match. He doesn’t want this to end in a countout.
JK: I’m amazed he’s still standing after Rose blocked that DDT attempt.
TH: Sorrow is big and tough, King.
JK: Yeah, I should never underestimate the man.
*Sorrow picks up Rose and hits him with another piledriver. Sorrow then picks up Rose and goes to the top rope. He climbs to the top turnbuckle and pulls Rose up with him. Then, Sorrow picks up Rose, going for the Dreadbomb (Superbomb). However, Rose counters with a hurricanrana. The crowd goes wild as both men lay on the mat, Sorrow yelling in pain from his back. Both men do manage to get up. Sorrow goes for a punch, but Rose ducks it. Sorrow rolls around, and Rose picks him up from behind, hitting him with The Purple Rose (Ricochet, belly to back suplex into an elbow drop to the stomach). Rose quickly pins Sorrow.
1…
2…
Sorrow kicks out.*
TH: Purple Rose after that hurricanrana counter to the Dreadbomb should have gotten the 3 count. I can’t believe Sorrow kicked.
JK: You did say that he was big and tough.
TH: Maybe I shouldn’t underestimate him.
*Both men get up. Rose drops an elbow to the back of Sorrow’s head, knocking him back down. Sorrow tries to pull himself up with the turnbuckles, but Rose punches him several times in the back. Sorrow still manages to get up. Rose turns him around with a hard punch. He punches Sorrow several times before Sorrow starts to punch back. However, Rose stops him with a knee to the gut. Rose then tries to whip Sorrow across the ring, but Sorrow holds onto the top rope. Rose kicks him in the gut a few times and then tries again. However, Sorrow reverses it, sending Rose into the corner. Unfortunately for Sorrow, Rose bounces out and hits Sorrow with The Red Rose (Running STO). When that happens, Sorrow’s arm gets knocked back into the ref’s face, knocking him down.*
TH: Red Rose out of… oh no! The ref got knocked down!
JK: Uh-oh! All bets are off now, Hoss!
TH: This could be bloody with the ref down.
*Rose picks up Sorrow, but Sorrow kicks him in the crotch. Rose falls down, and Sorrow exits the ring. He grabs a chair and tries to take it back into the ring, but Kerri grabs it. They are in a tug-o-war with the chair, but Sorrow ends it by letting it go. Kerri falls to the floor, dropping the chair. Sorrow quickly grabs it and rolls back into the ring. Sorrow sets up the chair by the corner and then picks up Rose. He drags Rose to the corner and puts him onto the top turnbuckle. Sorrow climbs up to the second turnbuckle and tries to hit Rose with No More Prozac (Piledriver from the second rope). However, Kerri slides into the ring and pulls the chair away before Sorrow connects with Rose’s head. They still hit the mat though.*
TH: No More Prozac that could have been ugly if not for Kerri Thompson.
JK: Sorrow ain’t gonna like that.
*Sorrow gets up and grabs Kerri by the hair. She tries to punch him, but he kicks her in the gut and then throws her out of the ring. Suddenly, Rose gets up and attacks Sorrow from behind. Sorrow turns around and fights back, but Rose manages to punch him back into the corner. Rose then goes over to the chair and plans to hit Sorrow with it. However, the referee has recovered and grabs the chair from Rose. Rose yells at the ref for doing that, and they argue. This allows Sorrow to recover and to grab the chair. He tries to hit Rose with it, but the ref grabs it from Sorrow. He then yells at Sorrow as Sorrow just stares at the ref. The ref then yells at Rose. Both men just look at each other, shrug, and then punch the referee.*
TH: What the hell!?
JK: That’s a double disqualification!
TH: I’ll say!
*Rose and Sorrow then start punching one another. Kerri gets back into the ring, grabs the chair, and hits Sorrow in the back with it. He falls to his knees, and Rose punches him some more. Kerri throws the chair down, and Rose picks up Sorrow, dropping him onto the chair with The Orange Rose (Sit-out inverted suplex slam).*
TH: Orange Rose onto the chair! But, the ref is still down!
JK: They don’t care, Hoss! Now, they can really beat each other up.
*Rose picks up Sorrow and puts him onto his shoulders. He plans on hitting Sorrow with Kiss From A Rose (Go To Sleep), but Sorrow rakes the eyes, causing Rose to drop him. Sorrow falls back against the ropes. Kerri grabs the chair and charges at Sorrow, but Sorrow stops her with a big boot, knocking the chair back into her face.*
TH: Good GAWD! Big Boot sends that chair into Kerri’s face.
JK: Better get that plastic surgeon on the phone.
*Rose charges at Sorrow with a clothesline that sends them both over the ropes. They continue punching each other on the outside. The referee finally recovers and calls for the bell. He then tells Muffer his decision.*
MM: Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has disqualified both Michael Rose and Sorrow. This match has ended in a draw.
*The crowd boos this decision.*
JK: Well, that didn’t settle anything.
TH: Double DQ ends the match.
JK: Does this mean that Sorrow keeps his mask?
TH: Well, he didn’t technically lose.
*More referees and security people come out to pull Rose and Sorrow off of each other. They manage to pull Rose back and drag him up the entrance ramp. Suddenly, Sorrow breaks free and gives chase.*
TH: There has gotta be a way for these two to settle this score.
JK: Well, it won’t be tonight, Hoss. At least we got to see a helluva fight!
*Backstage, we see Jessica in her office, rubbing her forehead.*
Jessica: Two matches where there is a draw??!!! In A Row No Less??!! I feel like Rita Repulsa right now in that I have a terrible headache thinking about all of the apologies I will have to tell fans. Okay, ref....you have the main event.
*The camera pans as we see that Jessica is talking to a referee.*
Jessica: I have called you in here because while I was planning a normal match for this title fight. As you can see by how much my head is hurting over the last two matches, I am going to make one change. No matter what happens tonight, there has to be a clear winner. No DQs, no count outs allowed. Any draw like situation that can possibly happen, I want you to continue the match. Do whatever you need to do to make sure there is no draw. We can't have this show end with questions as to who won. Just remember that.
*The ref says okay as he leaves the office.*
TH: Seems Jessica is having a hell of a time dealing with what has happened.
JK: And I don't blame her. I just pray to God our pay checks don't suffer because of this show.
*The ref comes down the ring with the world title and enters the ring.*
MM: The following main event is scheduled for one fall and it is for the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
*The referee raises the title in the air so everyone can see it.*
TH: That's what this is all about.
JK: The richest prize in the E-Fed Game.
MM: Introducing first...accompanied by the Black Gold Crew...from Atlanta, Georgia...at 6 feet 3 inches...weighing in at 245 pounds..."BLACK GOLD" JORDAN MAC!!!
*Jordan Mac comes out with a towel on his face and is followed by the Black Gold Crew. He looks at the world title that the ref has and he turns to his crew. He seems to be talking to them.*
TH: I wonder what this is about?
JK: I have no idea, Jordan saw that title and something must have sparked in his head.
*There seems to be some bewilderment by the Crew, but Jordan is persistent and the Crew just nods. Suddenly, the Crew starts heading to the back.*
TH: Did Jordan just tell the Crew to stay behind?
JK: I don't understand this at all?
*Jordan Mac turns back and heads towards the ring. He looks at his towel and looks at his reflection on the world title before throwing the towel outside.*
TH: It seems that Jordan wants no questions about this match and he wants no doubts he can beat Jonathan Michaels.
JK: Don't like the move. Oh I know he can do it, but I don't like the move.
*Jordan looks at the entrance ramp and is focused.
*The smoke sprays and through it, enters the competitor known as Jonathan Michaels. He takes off his jacket on the stage and runs into the ring. He goes to the turnbuckle and raises his arm as the fans cheer for him.
TH: And here comes his opponent and it is a man Jordan knows all too well. Bottom line tonight is that for Jordan to achieve his so called destiny, he needs to beat a man who he has never beaten one on one.
JK: I still have faith. It has to happen, doesn't it?
*Jonathan gets off the turnbuckle and looks at his opponent with a long stare, then looks at the title and points at it. He starts talking to Jordan that this is what it is all about and Jordan just says nothing. The ref then gives the belt to the timekeeper as he asks for the bell to be rung, which it is.*
TH: The vacant world title is on the line. Who will take the belt tonight and hopefully restore some honor to it?
World Heavyweight Championship Tournament Finals Jonathan Michaels vs. "Black Gold" Jordan Mac
Due to the importance of this match, I am giving this match a two day voting period. Voting ends 8/20 at 12 AM
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