Johnny D
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Post by Johnny D on Aug 19, 2014 13:54:59 GMT -5
Because I sure haven't a clue how to do it, guy seems immune to everything! :S Any ideas, people? Who should be the one to (believely) to it, or even how YOU would beat him?
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lionheart21
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Post by lionheart21 on Aug 19, 2014 13:55:55 GMT -5
1) Use the steel steps
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Post by ________ has left the building on Aug 19, 2014 13:57:32 GMT -5
2. Tickle his tummy with the real taste of nuts and honey.
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Post by Dean F'n Ambrose on Aug 19, 2014 13:57:49 GMT -5
3. Dean Ambrose. Do I need to say more?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2014 14:00:49 GMT -5
4.) Pinned clean after following a drop toe hold at the two minute mark.
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Aug 19, 2014 14:19:00 GMT -5
5. spirit bomb
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Aug 19, 2014 14:19:50 GMT -5
6. Liver kick, Alistair Overeem-style.
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Post by CeilingFan on Aug 19, 2014 14:23:14 GMT -5
7 - Five Knuckle Shuf.........oh, never mind.
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suave
Dennis Stamp
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Post by suave on Aug 19, 2014 14:23:19 GMT -5
7.A prime Alexsander Karelin, given opportunities to train in MMA or WWE style, would make Lesnar his bitch. In a worked fight or a shoot.
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Malcolm
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Post by Malcolm on Aug 19, 2014 14:23:31 GMT -5
7. Michael Cole: "A congenital heart defect has apparently felled Lesnar moments before he could step into the ring."
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RedDevil
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Post by RedDevil on Aug 19, 2014 14:57:01 GMT -5
They could actually build an interesting story of having Lesnar face a series of big, muscular meat-heads (continuing the theme they have sort of developed with Taker and Cena) who can match Lesnar's size, but Lesnar just goes toe-to-toe with them and basically out-powers them similar to Cena as nobody can match Lesnar for strength.
Continue this until he's drawn into a defence against a much smaller, quicker, technically sound guy that the commentators give no chance because he's not Lesnar's size, but this guy's different skill-set compared to Lesnar's usual opponents proves to be the answer to beating Lesnar. Similar to Bret and Shawn back in the day matching Diesel, Yokozuna, Bam Bam, Vader and Sid.
Or failing that:
8. ARM-BAR!
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Post by Hit Girl on Aug 19, 2014 14:57:37 GMT -5
9- Fire and lots of it.
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Square
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Post by Square on Aug 19, 2014 14:59:13 GMT -5
9. "Hey Paul, $500,000 for the title?"
10. "Hey Sable, $30,000 get some candles and the like and offer Brock some at match time"
11. Gun
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CMWaters
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Post by CMWaters on Aug 19, 2014 14:59:19 GMT -5
12)Give him a plate of Hostess Fruit Pies. He'll surrender for them.
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on Aug 19, 2014 15:00:44 GMT -5
13) Give him Budweiser, because they won't pay him nothing.
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Post by Hit Girl on Aug 19, 2014 15:04:21 GMT -5
14- Robocop
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Aug 19, 2014 15:08:23 GMT -5
15- Have Randy Orton cut a promo before the match. Lesnar will fall asleep because its really really boring nature. Then you pull out your ear plugs and pin him
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Post by walterharrow on Aug 19, 2014 15:10:53 GMT -5
Triple H
Or maybe this is leading to Hulk Hogan's one last match where he can get his win back
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Post by Hit Girl on Aug 19, 2014 15:12:04 GMT -5
16- Lashley
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JoDaNa1281
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Aug 19, 2014 15:17:53 GMT -5
17. Make sure it's a No DQ match, then steal an 18 wheeler & run him over with it. If he doesn't stay down, blow it up with him under or near it. If that don't work...run for your f****** life!
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