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Post by Ryushinku on Aug 22, 2014 5:19:12 GMT -5
"Oh God, PLEASE let me have a match, Vince."
Next week - "I saw that Fandango looking funny at me, brother. He better check himself before he wrecks himself, dude, or we might have to settle this at WrestleMania!"
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Post by hossfan on Aug 22, 2014 5:39:41 GMT -5
Hogan did something to get mainstream publicity for a company that desperately needs more eyes on the product. How terrible.
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Post by mcstoklasa on Aug 22, 2014 6:21:34 GMT -5
"Oh God, PLEASE let me have a match, Vince." Next week - "I saw that Fandango looking funny at me, brother. He better check himself before he wrecks himself, dude, or we might have to settle this at WrestleMania!"  |
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Aug 22, 2014 6:46:36 GMT -5
A lot of people used this as an excuse to trash Hogan? Typical.  |
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Post by mcstoklasa on Aug 22, 2014 6:52:54 GMT -5
A lot of people used this as an excuse to trash Hogan? Typical. Im not trashing him, but he does make me laugh. But I agree with these sentiments posted here- I know Hogan's said some silly things in interviews, but this is just selling his kayfabe character given his character was insulted last week on Raw. No one wants Terry Bollea on their show, they want the baffling brotherdudejack Hulk Hogan. I feel bad for Hogan. He obviously wants to wrestle again but father time and a million back surgeries have destroyed any chance at that. Being in "carny" mode is really all he knows. As for the delusion - he's a wrestler. I can count on one hand the number of wrestlers I've heard from in-depth outside of kayfabe who haven't seem like complete marks for themselves. Combine that with the fact he's been very rich for most of his adult life and probably aloof from 'reality' since the mid 1980s - PLUS the standard 'dumb wrestler' thing and it explains a lot. |
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Post by TheSchattenjager on Aug 22, 2014 6:54:16 GMT -5
But what's Brock Lesnar gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on him?
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Post by Ryushinku on Aug 22, 2014 6:55:31 GMT -5
Same thing he always does, Pinky - turn red and throw suplexes.
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Aug 22, 2014 6:59:09 GMT -5
But what's Brock Lesnar gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on him? German Suplex German Suplex German Suplex German Suplex German Suplex German Suplex German Suplex German Suplex German Suplex German Suplex German Suplex German Suplex German Suplex German Suplex German Suplex Hulk Up German Suplex German Suplex German Suplex German Suplex German Suplex German Suplex German Suplex German Suplex German Suplex German Suplex German Suplex German Suplex German Suplex German Suplex Hulk Up! Big Boot Legdrop 1...2....3! New Champion! *Hogan Wakes up* |
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Aug 22, 2014 7:34:06 GMT -5
Lol Brock then gets bad press on tmz for beating up senior citizens
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Aug 22, 2014 7:41:21 GMT -5
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Aug 22, 2014 8:02:19 GMT -5
If this is Hogan way of attempting to get a match with Brock please god no.
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Post by Johnny D on Aug 22, 2014 8:32:50 GMT -5
The crazy old f****er wants his win back from Brock at all costs, despite his age and physical condition.
Back off, Hulk!
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Aug 22, 2014 8:43:14 GMT -5
Oh, book the match, WWE. You've already got the In Memorium video ready to go.
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Post by greenhelmet on Aug 22, 2014 8:51:18 GMT -5
Why do so many people attribute "jack" as a Hoganism. I've literally never heard him say it. Hogan invented the name "Jack", brother dude! "Jack's the brother of a dude who couldn't cut the mustard Jack!" |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 22, 2014 8:54:43 GMT -5
Red = blood
Yelllow = urine
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Aug 22, 2014 9:39:06 GMT -5
Back in stanford ct
Vince: I saw your cute little stunt you pulled off in tmz pal.
Hoga: yeah brother, just working the mizzarks.
Vince: (evil VKM laugh) you do bring a good point, there's real animosity between you guys, I'm gonna put you both in a match.
Hogan: Sweet brother jack dude, I'm thinking about a 5 minute match, I'll sell then hulk up, 3 punches, big boot, leg drop...ok I can't do that one anymore, then I'll pin Brock.
Vince: yeah that won't work for me, I know, one time I told Dana White that I wanted to cross promote with him, ufc 176 doesn't need to be cancelled, it'll be Hogan vs Lesnar in the octagon.
Hogan: How are we gonna work the match brother?
Vince: who said anything about working pal? Hahahaha
Hogan:....brother
Hulk shits his diaper.
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Aug 22, 2014 9:39:15 GMT -5
But what's Brock Lesnar gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on him? *See Smackdown match from 2002, Something like that only Hogan now is more fragile. |
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Aug 22, 2014 9:45:32 GMT -5
But what's Brock Lesnar gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on him? *See Smackdown match from 2002, Something like that only Hogan now is more fragile. An underrated great Hogan performance. |
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Post by CMPunkyBrewster on Aug 22, 2014 9:47:37 GMT -5
I would work as many jobs a necessary, 24 hours a day, to pay whatever amount of money to see Hogan kick Lesnar's ass, either work or shoot. Just to see the IWC's collective head explode.
God, I can't stand Lesnar.
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Aug 22, 2014 9:53:44 GMT -5
I would work as many jobs a necessary, 24 hours a day, to pay whatever amount of money to see Hogan kick Lesnar's ass, either work or shoot. Just to see the IWC's collective head explode. God, I can't stand Lesnar. And you're subtle about it~! |
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