mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Aug 22, 2014 18:07:07 GMT -5
Create a match, with a bit of a backstory. I'll start..
Enzo Amore vs Big Cass - no DQ After losing the tag titles at the Royal Rumble to long time rivals the Vaudvillains, Big Cass shocked the wrestling world by viciously attacking his former friend and tag partner Enzo.
Your turn.
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Johnny
Don Corleone
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Post by Johnny on Aug 22, 2014 18:31:40 GMT -5
Ronda Rousey vs Paige
Paige (heel) starts a feud with Bailey over who was better; the Beatles or the beach boys. Paige favours the British band, and proceeds to bully Bailey throughout January. After a particular heinous beat down, a bloody and beaten Bailey crawls to a microphone uttering the soon to be immortal words "help me Rhonda"
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khyledeen
Team Rocket
nostalgia makes me feel nostalgic
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Post by khyledeen on Aug 22, 2014 18:46:37 GMT -5
Ronda Rousey vs Paige Paige (heel) starts a feud with Bailey over who was better; the Beatles or the beach boys. Paige favours the British band, and proceeds to bully Bailey throughout January. After a particular heinous beat down, a bloody and beaten Bailey crawls to a microphone uttering the soon to be immortal words "help me Rhonda" Hahahaha I love this so much more than I should, thank you for the laughter, Doritos dust now on my iPad haha loved it
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Post by Deleted on Aug 22, 2014 18:59:53 GMT -5
JTG vs Darren Young vs Kinder Mahal for the WWE Title
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suave
Dennis Stamp
"I only got on my knees for God and maybe to lick a girl's pussy" -Teddy Hart
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Post by suave on Aug 22, 2014 19:09:58 GMT -5
Roman Reigns vs. John Cena:Once (twice?) in a lifetime.
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mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Aug 23, 2014 2:20:34 GMT -5
JTG vs Darren Young vs Kinder Mahal for the WWE Title Kinder Mahal?? Does he come with a free toy?
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ededdneddy
Hank Scorpio
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Post by ededdneddy on Aug 23, 2014 10:15:10 GMT -5
Intercontinental Championship Ladder Match Adrian Neville vs Sami Zayn
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Post by Robbymac on Aug 23, 2014 12:38:36 GMT -5
John Cena vs Randy Orton for the vacant WWE Title as both guys attempt to become the first 20 time World Champion ever.
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Post by CeilingFan on Aug 23, 2014 12:41:35 GMT -5
Bull Dempsey vs. John Cena : Once in a Lifetime
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Tony Schiavontay
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Aug 23, 2014 13:12:36 GMT -5
John Cena vs Randy Orton for the vacant WWE Title as both guys attempt to become the first 20 time World Champion ever. "Never Before, Never Again"
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Post by Paco S. Loco on Aug 23, 2014 13:28:04 GMT -5
The entire event will just be Roman Reigns vs. John Cena in a 3 hour 30 minute ironman match with Triple H as the special referee... and Vince McMahon suspended above the ring in a cage for no particular feud reason
The entire rest of the roster will surround the ring plus a bunch of local indy guys will be hired to dress as every deity of every religion ever. They will all spend the entirety of the match bowing and saying "We suck infinite ass in comparison to you O Mighty Lords and Saviors" directed at the three guys in the ring plus Vince.
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Post by Hit Girl on Aug 23, 2014 13:33:01 GMT -5
TBA vs TBA TBA vs TBA TBA vs TBA TBA vs TBA TBA vs TBA TBA vs TBA TBA vs TBA TBA vs TBA
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Post by HisRoyalGreeness on Aug 23, 2014 13:37:59 GMT -5
JTG vs Darren Young vs Kinder Mahal for the WWE Title Kinder Mahal?? Does he come with a free toy? The kids would eat up a Kinder, gentler Mahal.
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Post by KobashiChop on Aug 23, 2014 16:37:09 GMT -5
John Cena vs The Rock.
Maybe Before, But Never Again, We Swear.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2014 16:47:11 GMT -5
KENTA, Prince Devitt and Kevin Steen vs. Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns
As far as backstory goes, I don't know. Maybe KENTA, Devitt and Steen come in and start wrecking shit and the only thing that can stop them is the Shield reuniting to try and take them down and instill justice back into WWE or something. Plus, it would be a kickass match, so...
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
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Post by Push R Truth on Aug 23, 2014 17:46:43 GMT -5
Hogan vs Flair in a Dignity on a Pole Match
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mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Aug 23, 2014 18:35:44 GMT -5
Hogan vs Flair in a Dignity on a Pole Match Spoiler: both lose.
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