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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Aug 23, 2014 10:24:43 GMT -5
Zack murdering that homeless guy and his daughter after taken them in.
An obviously pedophiliac principal tracking his students from Indiana to California.
Hell, even the opening references a dead dog. If your dog ate all you homework every day of your life chances are his stomach just couldn't handle that much paper.
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Post by Martin: #TeamBella Treasurer on Aug 23, 2014 10:33:48 GMT -5
Jessie's one episode addiction to anxiety medication and having a breakdown whilst singing The Pointer Sisters. Bit heavy for children's morning television.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Aug 23, 2014 10:39:24 GMT -5
Jessie's one episode addiction to anxiety medication and having a breakdown whilst singing The Pointer Sisters. Bit heavy for children's morning television. She was so excited. She was so...scared! |
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Aug 23, 2014 10:50:06 GMT -5
Max's disappearance.
I still say he had mob ties.
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Post by BorneAgain on Aug 23, 2014 10:53:06 GMT -5
Honestly, the fact that so many characters just disappear and are never heard from or seen again should tell you that something disturbing is going on at Bayside.
I'm pretty certain its over some sort of Hellmouth. It might explain why Zack can use a time out power, how half the cast just transported from Indiana to California with no explanation and why a girl like Tori can presumably alter reality for months and make all the cool characters friends with her, before Bayside goes back to normal in time for graduation.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2014 10:53:33 GMT -5
LOL. I hated that show. It makes me wonder why exactly I watched so many episodes of it.
Oh-hoh. I can't wait to see what completely overcomeable minor obstacle the handful of socialites and the one dork they deem acceptable have to deal with this week. It's gonna get crazy.
It wasn't a bad show. It did quietly touch on a lot of shit that plagues teenyboppers, but it was super-hammy.
It did make you wish that you had a Ron Belding though.
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Aug 23, 2014 11:06:43 GMT -5
If the stewardess was a 10, I'd give the Cooler Belding a pass for abandoning the school trip.
The most disturbing thing was Zack's hatred of fat people. There were times when it didn't even seem like it was meant as a joke, even the studio audience didn't laugh.
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Post by Tom Selleck on Aug 23, 2014 11:21:48 GMT -5
That time Belding hung out in Zack's bedroom eating pizza with Zack, Slater and Screech.
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Post by Munkie91087 on Aug 23, 2014 11:24:13 GMT -5
How terribly they treated Screech. This is basically every episode:
Screech: "Hey Lisa. How was your weekend?"
Lisa: "Eww!!!!! Screech!!! Get away from me you ugly loser. Why don't you just kill yourself?"
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Aug 23, 2014 11:29:34 GMT -5
That its in the pantheon of Full House where I have no idea why it hasn't died yet in popular consciousness
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Post by James Fabiano on Aug 23, 2014 11:32:44 GMT -5
That Zack had 2 different fathers.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2014 11:58:04 GMT -5
The drivers ed class used a golf cart to teach kids to drive. I haven't seen too many golf carts on the 101 in California.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Aug 23, 2014 12:05:53 GMT -5
That Zack had 2 different fathers. 2? Try more like 4! At least. |
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Post by Blindkarevik on Aug 23, 2014 12:12:05 GMT -5
That Zack had 2 different fathers. He and Topanga have a lot to talk about. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2014 12:22:30 GMT -5
Honestly, the fact that so many characters just disappear and are never heard from or seen again should tell you that something disturbing is going on at Bayside. I'm pretty certain its over some sort of Hellmouth. It might explain why Zack can use a time out power, how half the cast just transported from Indiana to California with no explanation and why a girl like Tori can presumably alter reality for months and make all the cool characters friends with her, before Bayside goes back to normal in time for graduation. Bayside being over a Hellmouth is the greatest explanation ever for most of Saved By The Bell. |
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Post by pegasuswarrior on Aug 23, 2014 13:30:01 GMT -5
When the oil refinery killed that bird and planted it in a controlled oil spill so that they wouldn't have to pony up the donations and cut that Bayside was going to get in the contract after realizing the section of drilling sites on the land Bayside owned was not going to produce the amount of oil they originally thought compared to the much richer deposits on neighboring properties.
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Post by fw91 on Aug 23, 2014 14:06:55 GMT -5
Zack wasted his 1501 Stansbury/Yale worthy SAT scores to go to Cal U
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Post by James Fabiano on Aug 23, 2014 14:23:32 GMT -5
Honestly, the fact that so many characters just disappear and are never heard from or seen again should tell you that something disturbing is going on at Bayside. I'm pretty certain its over some sort of Hellmouth. It might explain why Zack can use a time out power, how half the cast just transported from Indiana to California with no explanation and why a girl like Tori can presumably alter reality for months and make all the cool characters friends with her, before Bayside goes back to normal in time for graduation. Bayside being over a Hellmouth is the greatest explanation ever for most of Saved By The Bell. I always liked Matt from X-Entertainment's diatribe about how everything in the SBTB Universe actually existed inside the school. |
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Post by James Fabiano on Aug 23, 2014 14:25:04 GMT -5
That smart students not only deserved the nerd stereotype, but that in Bayside they were also some sub-human form of mutants.
/Threadjack, but not really: Kristy Barnes vs. Ronda Rousey...BOOK IT!
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Post by hypnoticgenes on Aug 23, 2014 14:37:54 GMT -5
That depending how how much he uses it. Zach's time out power probably means he is going to grow old and die much sooner than all his friends.
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