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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2014 22:58:54 GMT -5
After listening to Nicki Minaj's latest thought provoking masterpiece for the 1000th time I just realized I never ever heard someone ever refer to their penis as an Anaconda before. And I have worked in the two most potty mouthed sleazy machismo work fields before and I never ever heard someone call their penis as an Anaconda before but I heard 1000 different penis names instead. Is this a new thing? Is Nicki Minaj trying to create a trend? I need answers dammit!
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Post by Stu on Aug 27, 2014 23:01:38 GMT -5
1: It's nothing new
2: Chill out on the penis and ass threads.
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jagilki
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Post by jagilki on Aug 27, 2014 23:02:53 GMT -5
And I have worked in the two most potty mouthed sleazy machismo work fields before You worked as a Librarian and a State Comptroller?
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Aug 27, 2014 23:04:06 GMT -5
Never.
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns, hun.
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Post by Professor Chaos on Aug 27, 2014 23:06:03 GMT -5
I only heard the song a couple times but I thought she was referring to her ass as an Anaconda. I'll have to go back and listen to these thought provoking lyrics from a penis perspective.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Aug 27, 2014 23:09:44 GMT -5
Never. My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns, hun. Yep. You've heard it referred to that way. There's no way you don't know Mix-a-Lot.
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Post by Lila on Aug 27, 2014 23:12:14 GMT -5
I'm black, so yes I have and many others.
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Aug 27, 2014 23:13:29 GMT -5
Men referring their penises to snakes is hardly new.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2014 23:21:50 GMT -5
If you feel the need to mention it, most likely you are making up for something.
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Toxik916
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Post by Toxik916 on Aug 27, 2014 23:30:43 GMT -5
Not a sir mix-a-lot fan?
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Post by StuntGranny® on Aug 27, 2014 23:32:35 GMT -5
Luckily, I don't know any guys who sit around and discuss their penises.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Aug 27, 2014 23:33:24 GMT -5
If you feel the need to mention it, most likely you are making up for something. To be fair, for me personally, in the times I've had 'names' for such, it's always been girlfriends that have come up with said names. And I've shared too much.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Aug 27, 2014 23:36:56 GMT -5
I call mine Lord Palmerston because it's been known to incite violent arguments.
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Aug 27, 2014 23:49:28 GMT -5
would calling it a broken noddle be about the same? 'cause in that case many times.
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Post by The Sam on Aug 27, 2014 23:49:46 GMT -5
I call mine Lord Palmerston because it's been known to incite violent arguments. Pitt the elder!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2014 0:33:05 GMT -5
To be fair, he's not mixing as much as he used to.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2014 0:46:07 GMT -5
Just Jon Voight.
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Post by Von Wagner's Brownies on Aug 28, 2014 1:14:40 GMT -5
Only time I heard it was during a Ron White stand-up.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Aug 28, 2014 1:29:23 GMT -5
But have any of you heard someone refer to an anaconda as a penis? Would have made the movie "Anaconda" way more fun to watch. A film crew trekking into the deep jungles of the amazon only to run into some surly old guy who is hunting for a giant penis.
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Post by chazraps on Aug 28, 2014 3:07:09 GMT -5
Some alternate universe has this thread asking if anyone's heard a gentleman refer to their member as a "sledgehammer."
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