Lila
El Dandy
Slip N Slide World Champion 1997
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Post by Lila on Aug 28, 2014 21:21:10 GMT -5
*clears throat* Baby can you feel me Imagining I'm looking in your eyes I can see you clearly Vividly emblazoned in my mind And yet you're so far Like a distant star I'm wishing on tonight
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Aug 28, 2014 21:22:57 GMT -5
Don't go too fast Don't go too slow You've got to let your body flow I like 'em attentive And I like 'em in control
Baby it's yours (All yours) If you want it tonight I'll give you the red light special All through the night
Baby it's yours (All yours) If you want it tonight Just come through my door
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Aug 28, 2014 21:23:54 GMT -5
You know what to do with that big fat butt.
WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE.
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Post by DSR on Aug 28, 2014 21:26:36 GMT -5
Sugar!
Aw, honey honey!
You are my candy girl! And you got me wantin' you!
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Post by xCompackx on Aug 28, 2014 21:27:20 GMT -5
Now let me see that booty work, booty work, booty boo boo booty work.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Aug 28, 2014 21:27:29 GMT -5
I stand accused Of lovin' you too much And I hope, I hope it's not a crime 'Cause if it is, I'm guilty Of lovin' you, you, you
I, I hope to God That I never have, oh, to testify 'Cause if I do Everyone is gonna, they're gonna cry They're gonna say [Incomprehensible] is guilty Of lovin' a sweet "guy" like you
I know, I know You belong to another I, I may not stand a ghost of a chance I'll stand on top of Mount Everest And proudly tell the world that I love ya Oh yes, I will
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Aug 28, 2014 21:38:23 GMT -5
I've got your picture on my wall I dream about you when I sleep i go out of my way every day just hoping that i catch you walkin down the street I know just where you went to school i know the names of all your friends i've got it bad again that O-B-S-E-S-S-I-O-N
I know your middle name I've got a lock of your hair I'm just a little bit insane 'cause I think I see you everywhere My friends they just don't understand They cannot see my point of view They say its gotten out of hand That I'm obsessed with you
But I wanna get next to you, Yeah I love all the things you do, I wanna get close to you, You are my dream come true, I wanna have sex with you, Your sweet carress won't do 'Cause I'm obsessed with you 'Cause I'm obsessed with you
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Post by edgestar on Aug 28, 2014 21:40:34 GMT -5
I wish I could give the world to you, but love is all I have to give to you
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
f*** Cancer
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Post by jagilki on Aug 28, 2014 21:40:54 GMT -5
I walked along the avenue. I never thought I'd meet a girl like you; Meet a girl like you. With auburn hair and tawny eyes; The kind of eyes that hypnotize me through; Hypnotize me through.
And I ran, I ran so far away. I just ran, I ran all night and day. I couldn't get away.
A cloud appears above your head; A beam of light comes shining down on you, Shining down on you. The cloud is moving nearer still. Aurora borealis comes in view; Aurora comes in view.
And I ran, I ran so far away. I just ran, I ran all night and day. I couldn't get away.
Reached out a hand to touch your face; You're slowly disappearing from my view; Disappearing from my view. Reached out a hand to try again; I'm floating in a beam of light with you; A beam of light with you.
And I ran, I ran so far away. I just ran, I ran all night and day. I couldn't get away.
-edit- gah that was for Catch Us.
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Tony Schiavontay
Dennis Stamp
This is the greatest post in the history of this board!
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Aug 28, 2014 21:43:12 GMT -5
Shake that laffy taffy That laffy taffy Shake that laffy taffy That laffy taffy Shake that laffy taffy That laffy taffy That laffy taffy That laffy taffy
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Post by edgestar on Aug 28, 2014 21:44:21 GMT -5
Don't be so quick to walk away, I wanna rock your body please stay
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Aug 28, 2014 21:45:50 GMT -5
I have a smile stretched from ear to ear to see you walking down the road
we meet at the lights I stare for a while the world around us disappears
just you and me on my island of hope a breath between us could be miles
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Aug 28, 2014 21:51:55 GMT -5
You say you want to give your love And you want to give it all to me But you say you are afraid Of that four letter word called AIDS
If this is true And you're serious Let me tell you what to do
Come here baby Don't you be afraid We can still make love today
Trust me baby Don't have a doubt This is what I want you to do
Put your condom on your tougue Lick me till I cum Baby, I'll do the same for you
And yes, that's an actual song.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Aug 28, 2014 21:53:34 GMT -5
Show me your genitals your genitals (WHAT!) Show me your genitals YOUR GENITALIA!!!
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2014 21:55:10 GMT -5
Oh I go into the center of the airplane, Baby gotta go to the center of my brain And my heart starts pumping, my fists start pumping, Got no recollection of my past reflection, So I'm free to move in the resurrection. My heart starts pumping, my fists start pumping, My heart pumping, my heart pumping, my heart pumping
Coming in the airport, coming in the sea, Coming in the garden, got a conscious stream, Coming in a washroom, coming on a plane, Coming in a force field, coming in my brain And my heart, my heart, Total abandon, total abandon, total abandon, Total abandon, total abandon, total abandon, Total abandon
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Post by Milkman Norm on Aug 28, 2014 21:55:44 GMT -5
I hope that our few remaining friends Give up on trying to save us I hope we come out with a fail-safe plot To piss off the dumb few that forgave us
I hope the fences we mended Fall down beneath their own weight And I hope we hang on past the last exit I hope it's already too late
And I hope the junkyard a few blocks from here Someday burns down And I hope the rising black smoke carries me far away And I never come back to this town again in my life
I hope I lie And tell everyone you were a good wife And I hope you die I hope we both die
I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow I hope it bleeds all day long Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises We're pretty sure they're all wrong
I hope it stays dark forever I hope the worst isn't over And I hope you blink before I do And I hope I never get sober
And I hope when you think of me years down the line You can't find one good thing to say And I'd hope that if I found the strength to walk out You'd stay the hell out of my way
I am drowning There is no sign of land You are coming down with me Hand in unlovable hand
And I hope you die I hope we both die
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,548
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Aug 28, 2014 21:56:01 GMT -5
If you feel like you wanna scream 'Cause that's your way of lettin' off steam Scream on, scream on If you feel like you wanna sing 'Cause singing is your thing Sing on, sing on If you wanna make love all night And you feel it's right Right on, right on Cause whatever you do Oh, you've got to do your thing Do your thing
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Lila
El Dandy
Slip N Slide World Champion 1997
Posts: 8,905
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Post by Lila on Aug 28, 2014 21:57:03 GMT -5
Boys may come and boys may go And that's all right you see Experience has made me rich And now they're after me
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Tony Schiavontay
Dennis Stamp
This is the greatest post in the history of this board!
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Aug 28, 2014 21:58:41 GMT -5
I'm-a get your heart racing In my skin-tight jeans Be your teenage dream tonight Let you put your hands on me In my skin-tight jeans Be your teenage dream tonight
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2014 22:04:44 GMT -5
I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts! I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts! SWAG! I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts! I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts! SWAG! I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts! I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts! SWAG! I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts! I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts! SWAG! I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts! I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts! SWAG! I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts! I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts! SWAG!
(This goes on for at least 10 hours)
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