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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2014 22:08:45 GMT -5
Ass ass ass ass ass Ass ass ass ass ass Ass ass ass ass ass Stop... now make that motherf***er hammer time like.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,548
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Aug 28, 2014 22:09:18 GMT -5
We’ve been together for so long And you always asked me why I never wrote a song All about you, about our love, And about how you’re the only one I’m thinking of. I’ve been writing all night. And I. I got it just right! Here we go! [Chorus:] You talk too much You never shut up Everything I do for you is never enough You snore, you drool, You talk in your sleep Won't get a night's rest until you're six feet deep I promised you forever But we both know, We're never gonna get along You want it, you got it Here's is your freakin’ song sorry that was going to Supersweet, sorry.
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Post by Milkman Norm on Aug 28, 2014 22:16:26 GMT -5
Turn down the lights; Turn down the bed. Turn down these voices Inside my head.
Lay down with me; Tell me no lies. Just hold me close; Don't patronize.
Don't patronize me.
'Cuz I can't make you love me If you don't. You can't make your heart feel Something it won't. Here in the dark In these final hours, I will lay down my heart And I'll feel the power; But you won't. No, you won't. 'Cuz I can't make you love me If you don't.
I'll close my eyes, Then I won't see The love you don't feel When you're holding me.
Morning will come, And I'll do what's right; Just give me till then To give up this fight.
And I will give up this fight.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Aug 28, 2014 22:45:10 GMT -5
Finna wild out for the weekend, Me, myself, and I my three friends, N*** feeling froggy then leap in, ASAP n**** finna sneak in, Middle finger to the critics, me and my n**** Skrillex, You know we finna kill it, ASAP, we the trillest, You don't really want that Glock boy You don't really wanna feel them shots boy You a B boy, I'm a block boy I'm a D boy, I'm a hot boy Six shots got me feeling like Pac boy, Party all night, shit don't stop boy, Drunk as f*** and I'm ready to fight, Wildin for the night, f*** being polite, boy
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2014 22:57:49 GMT -5
I want to f*** you in the ass! I want to f*** you in the ass! I want to f*** you in the ass! I want to f*** you in the ass! I want to f*** you in the ass! I want to f*** you in the ass! I want to f*** you in the ass! I want to f*** you in the ass! I want to f*** you in the ass! I want to f*** you in the ass!
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Reflecto
Hank Scorpio
The Sorceress' Knight
Posts: 6,847
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Post by Reflecto on Aug 28, 2014 23:12:20 GMT -5
I want to have intercourse with you Intercourse with you (RELATIONS!)
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Aug 28, 2014 23:29:25 GMT -5
Gliddy glup gloopy Nibby nabby noopy la la la lo lo Sabba sibby sabba
Nooby abba nabba le le lo lo Tooby ooby walla nooby abba nabba Early morning singing song
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Spider2024
Patti Mayonnaise
Dedicated 6,666th post to Irontyger
I believe in Joe Hendry.
Posts: 39,076
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Post by Spider2024 on Aug 28, 2014 23:58:14 GMT -5
I'm a dime and you're so on the money.
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Injustice45
Fry's dog Seymour
Consider me the Athena/Yoshimitsu of Avatars and Signatures.
Posts: 21,450
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Post by Injustice45 on Aug 29, 2014 0:40:47 GMT -5
You look so good to me (oooh, oh you're my baby x2) I can not turn my eyes away (I can not turn my eyes away) I hang on every word you say (I hang on every word you say) You make me want to hold you, you make me lose control And you make my heart and soul complete
Oh baby, you look so good to me Oh baby, you look so good to me
I can not turn my eyes away (I can not turn my eyes away) I hang on every word you say (I hang on every word you say) You make me want to hold you, you make me lose control And you make my heart and soul complete
Oh baby, you look so good to me Oh baby, you look so good to me
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Lila
El Dandy
Slip N Slide World Champion 1997
Posts: 8,905
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Post by Lila on Aug 29, 2014 2:35:27 GMT -5
Girls can wear jeans And cut their hair short Wear shirts and boots 'Cause it's OK to be a boy But for a boy to look like a girl is degrading 'Cause you think that being a girl is degrading But secretly you'd love to know what it's like Wouldn't you
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Heartbreaker
King Koopa
Is actually Bindi Irwin
RIP Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™ (2022 - 2022)
Posts: 11,846
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Post by Heartbreaker on Aug 29, 2014 2:38:33 GMT -5
Oh, my love Please don't cry I'll wash my bloody hands and We'll start a new life
I ripped out His throat And called you on the telephone To take off My disguise Just in time to hear you cry when you...
You mourn the death of your bloody valentine The night he died You mourn the death of your bloody valentine One last time
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,548
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Aug 29, 2014 4:20:05 GMT -5
I search all the time on the ground for our shadows cast side by side Just to remind me that I haven't gone crazy that you exist and are mine And I know that your skin is as warm and as real as that smile in your eyes But I have to keep touching and smelling and tasting for fear it's all lies
I can't promise that I'll grow those wings or keep this tarnished halo shined but I'll never betray your trust angel mine
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2014 4:57:59 GMT -5
Oh, my love, my darling I've hungered for your touch A long, lonely time Time goes by so slowly And time can do so much Are you still mine? I need your love I need your love God speed your love to me
Lonely rivers flow To the sea, to the sea To the open arms of the sea Lonely rivers sigh "Wait for me, wait for me" I'll be coming home, wait for me
Oh, my love, my darling I've hungered, for your touch A long, lonely time Time goes by so slowly And time can do so much Are you still mine? I need your love I need your love God speed your love to me Lonely mountains gaze At the stars, at the stars Waiting for the dawn of the day
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Post by Ash Kingston on Aug 29, 2014 6:46:39 GMT -5
Got that honky tonk badonkadonk Keeping perfect rhythm makes you wanna swing along.
Got it going on like Donkey Kong. And "whoo-ee!" Shut my mouth Slap your grandma.
There oughta be a law. Get the sheriff on the phone. Lord have mercy How'd she even get them britches on?
With that honky tonk... badonkadonk.
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
Posts: 26,719
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Aug 29, 2014 14:50:33 GMT -5
I want to take you for a ride!
I want to take you for a ride!
I want to take you for a ride!
I want to take you for a ride!
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Jam
Unicron
Spiral out
Posts: 2,934
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Post by Jam on Aug 29, 2014 15:01:24 GMT -5
I could buy you a Lexus truck with a white leather interior I could kill off some bears and dogs and shit just to make you a fur coat I could love you and treat you with class And have babies falling all out your ass But thinking about that... I feel I'd rather kill you
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
Posts: 12,405
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Aug 29, 2014 15:15:07 GMT -5
You know I never, I never seen you look so good You never act the way you should But I like it and I know you like it too The way that I want you, I gotta have you, yes I do
I never, I never ever stay out late You know that I can hardly wait Just to see you and I know you cannot wait Wait to see me too, I gotta touch you
'Cause baby we'll be at the drive-in, in the old man's ford Behind them bushes till I'm screamin' for more Down the basement, lock the cellar door And baby, talk dirty to me
You know I call you, I call you on the telephone No, that little bitch ain't home So I can hear when she says those words to me And whisper so softly, I gotta hear you
'Cause baby we'll be at the drive-in, in the old man's ford Behind them bushes till I'm screamin' for more Down the basement, lock the cellar door And baby, talk dirty to me, C.C. pick up that guitar and talk to me
'Cause baby we'll be at the drive-in, in the old man's Ford Behind them bushes till I'm screamin' for more, more, more Down the basement, lock the cellar door And baby, talk dirty to me, and baby, talk dirty to me And baby, talk dirty to me
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wakko
Samurai Cop
Knows This
BAAAGH!!!!
Posts: 2,208
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Post by wakko on Aug 29, 2014 15:16:47 GMT -5
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Aug 29, 2014 15:18:56 GMT -5
wakko when I met you I admit my first thoughts was to trick You look so good huh, I suck on your daddy's dick (yeah)
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67 more
King Koopa
He's just a Sexy Kurt
Posts: 11,473
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Post by 67 more on Aug 29, 2014 15:44:55 GMT -5
Im Lichtkleid kam sie auf mich zu Ich weiß es noch wie heut Ich war so jung hab mich geniert Doch hab es nie bereut
Sie rief mir Worte ins Gesicht Die Zunge Lust gestreut Verstand nur ihre Sprache nicht Ich hab es nicht bereut
Oh non rien de rien Oh non je ne regrette rien Wenn ich ihre Haut verließ Der Frühling blutet in Paris
Ich kannte meinen Körper nicht Den Anblick so gescheut Sie hat ihn mir bei Licht gezeigt Ich hab es nie bereut
Die Lippen oft verkauft doch weich Und ewig sie berühren Wenn ich ihren Mund verließ Dann fing ich an zu frieren
Sie rief mir Worte ins Gesicht Die Zunge Lust gestreut Verstand nur ihre Sprache nicht Ich hab es nicht bereut
Oh non rien de rien Oh non je ne regrette rien Wenn ich ihre Haut verließ Der Frühling blutet in Paris
Ein Flüstern fiel mir in den Schoß und führte feinen Klang Hat viel geredet nichts gesagt und fühlte sich gut an
Sie rief mir Worte ins Gesicht Und hat sich tief verbeugt Verstand nur ihre Sprache nicht Ich hab es nicht bereut
Oh non rien de rien Oh non je ne regrette rien Wenn ich ihre Haut verließ Der Frühling blutet in Paris
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