Jeff Mangum PI
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Sept 1, 2014 12:55:43 GMT -5
Yeah, last week's episode really died in the womb *in THE womb
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Sept 1, 2014 12:56:50 GMT -5
Who does Super Amazing Cena squash tonight to prove he is more ready than ever to beat Bork? I for one cannot wait. It's going to be the best.
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Post by ededdneddy on Sept 1, 2014 12:59:47 GMT -5
and it's competing with the final day of the simpsons marathon too Sadly I know. Also the episode before RAW is the one I want to see the most. The one that parodies The Warriors. So what utter shitfest burial are we going to see tonight?
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Post by Hypnosis on Sept 1, 2014 13:00:56 GMT -5
Who does Super Amazing Cena squash tonight to prove he is more ready than ever to beat Bork? I for one cannot wait. It's going to be the best. He makes Luke Harper tap out again.
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on Sept 1, 2014 13:24:13 GMT -5
Who does Super Amazing Cena squash tonight to prove he is more ready than ever to beat Bork? I for one cannot wait. It's going to be the best. Randy Orton. Once in a lifetime.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2014 13:28:22 GMT -5
Who does Super Amazing Cena squash tonight to prove he is more ready than ever to beat Bork? I for one cannot wait. It's going to be the best. Randy Orton. Once in a lifetime. Orton's on the Highlight Reel tonight, so I think he's safe.
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on Sept 1, 2014 14:13:22 GMT -5
Randy Orton. Once in a lifetime. Orton's on the Highlight Reel tonight, so I think he's safe. When Cena is involved, no one is safe.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2014 14:25:04 GMT -5
Konor's debuting tonight? So that's why the German announce team has been such a staple as of late. It's either that or we're getting German Daniel Bryan when he returns.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Sept 1, 2014 14:28:59 GMT -5
Des Moines, Iowa? Talk about a town that gets no money, no power, and no respect.
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Jeff Mangum PI
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Sept 1, 2014 14:35:43 GMT -5
Who does Super Amazing Cena squash tonight to prove he is more ready than ever to beat Bork? I for one cannot wait. It's going to be the best. In a vain attempt to appeal to smarks that were dissatisfied last week, John Cena will deliver 3 Attitude Adjustments and an improperly-applied STF to Adam Rose and the Bunny. JBL will laugh heartily at this while Cole snorts and King reminds the world that you can watch how awful WCW Nitro was on the WWE Network for just 9.99.
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Injustice45
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Post by Injustice45 on Sept 1, 2014 14:46:15 GMT -5
Rey Myserio took his kids to a WWE house show a few days before his encounter with the SES. On their way there, they took a shortcut through an alley way...yeah.
Mysterio: Hey kids! This alley is where I hurt my left knee for the third time! Dominick: Why are you so happy about that, Dad? Mysterio: I saved a woman from a mugging by three men. Aaliyah: Three ain't enough, man! You needed five! Mysterio: A man named Langston got me to the hospital, and-- Aaliyah: Look! Why is that lady headbutting that man's stomach?! Dominick: I don't think it's headbutting. That lady is *whispers something bad in Aaliyah's ear* Looks like she's been doing this for a while... Aaliyah: That...is...DISGUSTING!!! *Mysterio puts on his glasses to see who's being given pleasure down there* Mysterio: Al Snow, is that you?! Al Snow: What does everybody want?! How are you, man? Mysterio: You're looking pretty good yourself. I see you're actually getting the real head for once. Dominick: You're Al Snow?! I saw you have a Hardcore match with yourself! Al Snow: Those were the days, those were the days... Mysterio: We gotta go, Al. It was good seeing you. Al Snow: Rey, beware of the Straight Edge Society. Mysterio: What's the big deal about them? Al Snow: They'll make anybody Straight Edge. Meaning, for example, if you smoke weed, then they'll take that away from you. They're gonna be at the next SmackDown taping. Please be careful. Mysterio: Don't worry, Al. I'll be fine, with Eddie on my side, of course. Al Snow: Enough with the Eddiesploitation, Rey! You better watch your back.
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Sept 1, 2014 14:51:44 GMT -5
Rey Myserio took his kids to a WWE house show a few days before his encounter with the SES. On their way there, they took a shortcut through an alley way...yeah. Mysterio: Hey kids! This alley is where I hurt my left knee for the third time! Dominick: Why are you so happy about that, Dad? Mysterio: I saved a woman from a mugging by three men. Aaliyah: Three ain't enough, man! You needed five! Mysterio: A man named Langston got me to the hospital, and-- Aaliyah: Look! Why is that lady headbutting that man's stomach?! Dominick: I don't think it's headbutting. That lady is *whispers something bad in Aaliyah's ear* Looks like she's been doing this for a while... Aaliyah: That...is...DISGUSTING!!! *Mysterio puts on his glasses to see who's being given pleasure down there* Mysterio: Al Snow, is that you?! Al Snow: What does everybody want?! How are you, man? Mysterio: You're looking pretty good yourself. I see you're actually getting the real head for once. Dominick: You're Al Snow?! I saw you have a Hardcore match with yourself! Al Snow: Those were the days, those were the days... Mysterio: We gotta go, Al. It was good seeing you. Al Snow: Rey, beware of the Straight Edge Society. Mysterio: What's the big deal about them? Al Snow: They'll make anybody Straight Edge. Meaning, for example, if you smoke weed, then they'll take that away from you. They're gonna be at the next SmackDown taping. Please be careful. Mysterio: Don't worry, Al. I'll be fine, with Eddie on my side, of course. Al Snow: Enough with the Eddiesploitation, Rey! You better watch your back. So is posting while drunk against the rules or not?
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Sept 1, 2014 14:54:46 GMT -5
Rey Myserio took his kids to a WWE house show a few days before his encounter with the SES. On their way there, they took a shortcut through an alley way...yeah. Mysterio: Hey kids! This alley is where I hurt my left knee for the third time! Dominick: Why are you so happy about that, Dad? Mysterio: I saved a woman from a mugging by three men. Aaliyah: Three ain't enough, man! You needed five! Mysterio: A man named Langston got me to the hospital, and-- Aaliyah: Look! Why is that lady headbutting that man's stomach?! Dominick: I don't think it's headbutting. That lady is *whispers something bad in Aaliyah's ear* Looks like she's been doing this for a while... Aaliyah: That...is...DISGUSTING!!! *Mysterio puts on his glasses to see who's being given pleasure down there* Mysterio: Al Snow, is that you?! Al Snow: What does everybody want?! How are you, man? Mysterio: You're looking pretty good yourself. I see you're actually getting the real head for once. Dominick: You're Al Snow?! I saw you have a Hardcore match with yourself! Al Snow: Those were the days, those were the days... Mysterio: We gotta go, Al. It was good seeing you. Al Snow: Rey, beware of the Straight Edge Society. Mysterio: What's the big deal about them? Al Snow: They'll make anybody Straight Edge. Meaning, for example, if you smoke weed, then they'll take that away from you. They're gonna be at the next SmackDown taping. Please be careful. Mysterio: Don't worry, Al. I'll be fine, with Eddie on my side, of course. Al Snow: Enough with the Eddiesploitation, Rey! You better watch your back. So....what does this have to do with anything?
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Post by Injustice45 on Sept 1, 2014 14:56:07 GMT -5
Rey Myserio took his kids to a WWE house show a few days before his encounter with the SES. On their way there, they took a shortcut through an alley way...yeah. Mysterio: Hey kids! This alley is where I hurt my left knee for the third time! Dominick: Why are you so happy about that, Dad? Mysterio: I saved a woman from a mugging by three men. Aaliyah: Three ain't enough, man! You needed five! Mysterio: A man named Langston got me to the hospital, and-- Aaliyah: Look! Why is that lady headbutting that man's stomach?! Dominick: I don't think it's headbutting. That lady is *whispers something bad in Aaliyah's ear* Looks like she's been doing this for a while... Aaliyah: That...is...DISGUSTING!!! *Mysterio puts on his glasses to see who's being given pleasure down there* Mysterio: Al Snow, is that you?! Al Snow: What does everybody want?! How are you, man? Mysterio: You're looking pretty good yourself. I see you're actually getting the real head for once. Dominick: You're Al Snow?! I saw you have a Hardcore match with yourself! Al Snow: Those were the days, those were the days... Mysterio: We gotta go, Al. It was good seeing you. Al Snow: Rey, beware of the Straight Edge Society. Mysterio: What's the big deal about them? Al Snow: They'll make anybody Straight Edge. Meaning, for example, if you smoke weed, then they'll take that away from you. They're gonna be at the next SmackDown taping. Please be careful. Mysterio: Don't worry, Al. I'll be fine, with Eddie on my side, of course. Al Snow: Enough with the Eddiesploitation, Rey! You better watch your back. So is posting while drunk against the rules or not? The funny thing is that I don't even drink.
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Post by Injustice45 on Sept 1, 2014 14:57:46 GMT -5
Rey Myserio took his kids to a WWE house show a few days before his encounter with the SES. On their way there, they took a shortcut through an alley way...yeah. Mysterio: Hey kids! This alley is where I hurt my left knee for the third time! Dominick: Why are you so happy about that, Dad? Mysterio: I saved a woman from a mugging by three men. Aaliyah: Three ain't enough, man! You needed five! Mysterio: A man named Langston got me to the hospital, and-- Aaliyah: Look! Why is that lady headbutting that man's stomach?! Dominick: I don't think it's headbutting. That lady is *whispers something bad in Aaliyah's ear* Looks like she's been doing this for a while... Aaliyah: That...is...DISGUSTING!!! *Mysterio puts on his glasses to see who's being given pleasure down there* Mysterio: Al Snow, is that you?! Al Snow: What does everybody want?! How are you, man? Mysterio: You're looking pretty good yourself. I see you're actually getting the real head for once. Dominick: You're Al Snow?! I saw you have a Hardcore match with yourself! Al Snow: Those were the days, those were the days... Mysterio: We gotta go, Al. It was good seeing you. Al Snow: Rey, beware of the Straight Edge Society. Mysterio: What's the big deal about them? Al Snow: They'll make anybody Straight Edge. Meaning, for example, if you smoke weed, then they'll take that away from you. They're gonna be at the next SmackDown taping. Please be careful. Mysterio: Don't worry, Al. I'll be fine, with Eddie on my side, of course. Al Snow: Enough with the Eddiesploitation, Rey! You better watch your back. So....what does this have to do with anything? Something has to be done in the Raw thread before the show starts. I'm guessing nobody likes the absurd story I wrote...fair enough.
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Jeff Mangum PI
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Sept 1, 2014 15:01:12 GMT -5
So....what does this have to do with anything? Something has to be done in the Raw thread before the show starts. I'm guessing nobody likes the absurd story I wrote...fair enough. Oh no bro, I had a giggle over it. Just kinda caught me off-guard is all.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Sept 1, 2014 15:04:17 GMT -5
So....what does this have to do with anything? Something has to be done in the Raw thread before the show starts. I'm guessing nobody likes the absurd story I wrote...fair enough. Oh, it was amusing. Could've just used some context is all. I just figured you'd had a mental break or something.
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Post by ededdneddy on Sept 1, 2014 15:04:56 GMT -5
So how many pages will we go? Last week we almost didn't make it to 100 pages.
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Post by Harry The Arrow was Wrong! on Sept 1, 2014 15:24:04 GMT -5
I missed Raw last week due to having to get up for work at 6 but it sounds like it was great fun . I'm off tomorrow so I might watch it tonight but I'm getting pretty sick of staying up till 4am. At least this thread should keep me entertained.
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Sept 1, 2014 15:31:46 GMT -5
Rollins may get the hometown pop
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