Other stories Nikki Bella never told anyone.

[Spider2024]

Nikki: "One time Brie and I went to audition for a dance show. It was the hottest dance show on television. But the room was filling up fast, and by the time it got to us, they only had one spot left inside. I tried to be the bigger sister and I said "Brie, you can go in" hoping she would return the favor. And she just went in! Like the selfish sister she is, and always has been!

I've never told anyone."

[Deleted]

"There once was a man named Enos..."

[thelonewolf527]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByL4LNHw0Rg

[TGM]

Was Nikki supposed to be Sideshow Bella but it went to Brie?

[Pgarodactyl]

One time, when Nikki and Brie were eating breakfast, Brie told Nikki that there wasn't any Rice Krispies left. What she really meant, though, was was there was only enough left for her.

Brie returned a sweater that Nikki got for her for store credit.

[DiBiase is Good]

I'll just nab the one I posted in the Raw thread.
My sister Brie once farted so hard she shat herself.

[Injustice45]

Brie made me kiss Mr. McMahon's ass...it was so pimply and wrinkly! Ugh!

[CeilingFan]

Brie put Natalya in an abdominal stretch and........sorry, wrong wrestler!

[BigBadZ]

We had a neighborhood cookout and I asked Brie to hand me a hot dog. Once I had it, Brie oddly asked me if I had a hot dog? I said yes and then Brie went around yelling "Nikki has a wiener, Nikki has a wiener"..... 4th of July 2014 still haunts me to this day.

[Lila]

The story of Nikki buying that horrid shade of lipstick.

[jagilki]

My Sister Brie once started a Diet Racism thread on the Freakin Awesome Network Forums.

[Toxik916]

My sister Brie once left a nasty upperdecker in my toilet when I asked her to house sit while I was gone on vacation.

I've never told anyone this before.

[edgestar]

My sister called me a Double D+ Player. The BITCH!

[edgestar]

My sister called me a Double D+ Player. The BITCH!

[mysterydriver]

Here's a collection of what I was posting in the Raw thread:


We were going to a concert. B2K. I loved them. I was so excited. We were taking the subway. We were running late. We ran and ran. Brie hopped the turnstile. I paid. I was always the good one. I ran and she was there. In the train. Staring at me. She stared at me. And the door closed. I missed the concert...but she didn't. And that's how I never got to hear Bump, Bump, Bump, Bump performed live. BECAUSE OF BRIE!


I had a Barbie. Brie kept calling it a Brie-bie. I hated that. It made the doll seem that much worse. I threw it away. Destroyed it in a trash compactor. Now, I saw a story where someone sold a Barbie just like that one for $200 on eBay. That should be MY 200 DOLLARS!


We took a family vacation to Sea World. It was absolutely amazing. We saw so many great shows. We even got splashed. It was the best. Then, when we got home, Brie showed me a documentary about how horrible the animals were treated there. It ruined every single memory from that day. Brie stole my memories. SHE STOLE THEM!


I was playing online poker. I was winning. Final table. I had caught an inside straight flush. No one had any way of knowing and the biggest stack was bluffing. Bluffing hard. I had him dead to rights...and then it was gone. I was disconnected. Brie had written a letter to her local congressman. He had helped push forward legislation. Online Poker was made illegal in the United States. I could have won the World Series of Online Poker. Brie stole that from me. SHE'S THE 7-2 OFFSUIT OF LIFE!


He was dead. Dead as a door nail. His blood was leaking every where. I helped her roll him up in the carpet. I helped her load him into the trunk. I helped her throw him into the lake. She kept repeating it over and over. "Earl had to die."

I never told anyone.

Goodbye, Earl.


When we were kids, Brie and I were playing outside. She pointed. Shouted. "Look. Over there! Do you see it!" I looked. I looked so hard. And then she smacked me in the back of the head. "GOT YOU!" She shouted. There was nothing there. There WAS NOTHING THERE!


We had free time. It was nice. We went to see a movie. Saw. It seemed really creepy and some days you just want to scream. We watched the movie. We were in the theater. I had my non-buttered no-salt small popcorn with a bottled water. We were twenty minutes in. Brie leaned to me. "I heard the dead guy in the middle of the room is really the killer." She ruined the twist. She ruined that twist that makes no sense but would've been amazing to experience. BRIE STOLE THAT FROM ME!


I was going to be in 50 Cent's Candy Shop music video. I had a special bra made out of milk duds. I was so excited. Brie ate my bra. She stole my dream. I COULD'VE LICKED THE LOLLIPOP!

I never told anyone.

[The Sam]

I heard Brie went to a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant down.

[Reflecto]

My sister, Brie, is really a man. I only told Jerry Springer this before.

[lildude8218]

Nikki: Brie is my sister

John Cena: *slaps her* I said I want the truth!

Nikki: She's my sister

*John Cena slaps her again*

Nikki: She's my daughter

*John Cena slaps her again*

Nikki: My sister...

*slap*

Nikki: ...my daughter...

*even more slaps*

John Cena: I said I want the truth! *throws Nikki to the ground*

Nikki: She's my sister AND my daughter!!!

[CATCH_US IS the Conversation]

"My sister Brie has always been conniving, jealous and self-centered. One time she went into a restaurant, and ate all the food in the restaurant, and they had to close the restaurant. I never told anyone."

[Injustice45]

Brie and Rosa Mendes made a bet. Rosa said, "Whoever eats the most pies gets a title shot." Brie was down with that. "However, the loser's sister will have to give Kevin Dunn a BJ," Rosa stated. Brie accepted the challenge...and lost. I had to give Kevin Dunn's punk ass a BJ all because of my idiotic sister Brie!