"Terry Funk never wear no mouthpiece, Bruiser Brody never wear no mouthpiece."
Yeah he should challenge Brock and when he no shows, he should do what Bischoff did when he challenged Vince, and when he didn't appeared do a 10 count and declare Lashley the winner by forfeit.
MVP: "Your winner by forfeit, because Brock Lesnar is afraid, Bobby Lashley."
Kenny King: "Whoa man, what the hell are you doing?"
Lashley: "Yeah men, what the hell?"
MVP: "What?"
Kenny: "You just said Mr Lesnar, you hear that Brock I'm respecting you, is afraid."
Lashley: "All that's going to do is piss him off."
MVP: "Don't worry about it, if he tries to get in the arena, security and the locker room will stop him."
Security: "f*** that, we don't make enough. We'd rather fight Godzilla."
MVP: "Well there's still the locker room."
Kurt Angle: "Yeah, about that, on behalf of the locker room, they don't have your back. Neither do I."
MVP: "How can you be so sure?"
Angle: "Because they told me, as running to their cars."
MVP: "Oh, can you help hide us?"
Angle: "Forget that, you're on your own."