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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Sept 9, 2014 17:00:25 GMT -5
I'll start with the two men behind FAN. Madison Carter is the inspiration for Iggy Azalea's song "Black Widow" while Dan Lashley is a distant relative of Famous Amos.
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Post by Raskovnik on Sept 9, 2014 17:02:18 GMT -5
No shit, and I'm not making this up, but he actually dated the lead singer from A-ha's sister back in '87.
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Sept 9, 2014 17:07:25 GMT -5
once ate a 14lb burrito
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be
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Post by Hawk Hart on Sept 9, 2014 17:07:51 GMT -5
Held his breath for three weeks to get revenge on Thomas Edison.
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Post by The Tank on Sept 9, 2014 17:12:55 GMT -5
Hawk Jefferson was offered a spot in Metallica, but apparently told the band to, and I quote, "Eat a big fat bowl of donkey (expletive deleted), brother."
Hawk Jefferson may or may not also be, in fact, Hulk Hogan.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2014 17:13:56 GMT -5
Once ate a pterodactyl omlette
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Sept 9, 2014 17:14:44 GMT -5
Kofi Kingston once made a pass at Akeem, but was turned down. This was before Kofi was famous.
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suave
Dennis Stamp
"I only got on my knees for God and maybe to lick a girl's pussy" -Teddy Hart
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Post by suave on Sept 9, 2014 17:18:18 GMT -5
So Ray J's telling Kanye "I hit it first"? Nah, man. KAMALARAMBO hit it first.
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Sept 9, 2014 17:28:31 GMT -5
Made a mime scream in pain after smacking him in the junk with a sledge hammer
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Sept 9, 2014 17:30:37 GMT -5
Used to be Havok's Rainbow Machine until he caught his wife in bed with another man
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Post by Instant Classic on Sept 9, 2014 17:32:49 GMT -5
He does car commercials... in Japan.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2014 17:33:47 GMT -5
He killed a man last week.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Sept 9, 2014 17:33:54 GMT -5
Has several jars of Carlton's real sweat in his refrigerator.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Sept 9, 2014 17:34:02 GMT -5
has seen the movie Gymkata more times than anyone else!
Twice in fact!
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Sept 9, 2014 17:39:06 GMT -5
Sets at least one hour of time a day aside to dress up like a giant baby and walk around his house.
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
f*** Cancer
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Post by jagilki on Sept 9, 2014 17:43:25 GMT -5
Did not serve in vietnam, still has a higher kill count there than agent orange.
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Square
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Official Ambassador
Grand Poobah of Scavenger Hunts 2011
Square-Because he looks good at all the right angles.
Posts: 18,700
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Post by Square on Sept 9, 2014 17:53:24 GMT -5
Jagilki stands for Justice Against Goblins In Legendary Kingdoms Immediately
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Sept 9, 2014 17:53:41 GMT -5
Was once the foreman for Santa's workshop elves.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Sept 9, 2014 17:54:25 GMT -5
He's the founder of the Wu-Tang Clan.
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Sept 9, 2014 17:57:15 GMT -5
invented post-it-notes
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