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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Sept 9, 2014 17:58:34 GMT -5
He knows exactly where his biscuit is.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Sept 9, 2014 18:02:14 GMT -5
He was the first person to body slam Andre the Giant.
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Eunös ✈
Dalek
Duck Feet Expert
Tolerated, just not practically liked.
Posts: 59,179
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Sept 9, 2014 18:02:52 GMT -5
Once killed a man with just a Christmas Card
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Post by karl100589 on Sept 9, 2014 18:04:00 GMT -5
Invented the board game Connect 4.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Sept 9, 2014 18:11:57 GMT -5
His last name isn't made up of numbers.
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be
Posts: 15,296
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Post by Hawk Hart on Sept 9, 2014 18:14:29 GMT -5
Once made love to the wife of a Mafia Don and then convinced the Don to cancel the hit he put out on him.
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 9, 2014 18:15:15 GMT -5
Can go to any soda fountain and just fill the cup with random flavors in variable amounts. The end result will always be exactly what they wanted.
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Eunös ✈
Dalek
Duck Feet Expert
Tolerated, just not practically liked.
Posts: 59,179
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Sept 9, 2014 18:17:51 GMT -5
Once wrote a script to the greatest Anime ever
But left it on the subway
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Sept 9, 2014 18:28:40 GMT -5
Robert Downey Jr. is inspired by him
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Post by DSR on Sept 9, 2014 18:30:57 GMT -5
He dated your current girlfriend before you did! The bastard!
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,548
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Sept 9, 2014 18:34:14 GMT -5
Taught ebenezer scrooge the true meaning of Arbor Day.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Sept 9, 2014 18:41:10 GMT -5
Once mooned a bus filled with old men. It's okay though. They were non-veterans.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2014 18:41:04 GMT -5
Was the inspiration behind shrek
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be
Posts: 15,296
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Post by Hawk Hart on Sept 9, 2014 18:41:19 GMT -5
Is the head of the Russian "Let's send lizards to space and see if they f***." program.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Sept 9, 2014 18:42:28 GMT -5
He's my client and he conquered the streak.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Sept 9, 2014 18:42:22 GMT -5
Makes a great stew where raccoon is the chief ingredient.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2014 18:45:43 GMT -5
Spilled spaghetti sauce on 4 out of 5 NSync members. Chris Kirkpatrick remains clean... For now.
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Post by DSR on Sept 9, 2014 18:45:59 GMT -5
He's made of candy.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Sept 9, 2014 18:46:41 GMT -5
Has had cosmetic surgery to more closely resemble Sigourney Weaver.
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Post by The Tank on Sept 9, 2014 18:49:44 GMT -5
Is actually the head of the Illuminati, and started this thread to drive us all at each other's throats with silly/insulting rumors in order to further reduce our own potential to rise up and overthrow the shadow authority.
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