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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2014 16:25:41 GMT -5
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Post by Topher is Human on Sept 15, 2014 23:26:29 GMT -5
Surgeries on?
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Post by slappy on Sept 15, 2014 23:35:13 GMT -5
I didn't even know anything was wrong.
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Post by Mayonnaise on Sept 15, 2014 23:38:10 GMT -5
Never said: RIC FLAIR UPDATE by Mike Johnson @ 11:06 AM on 9/15/2014 The personal issue that caused Ric Flair to miss the WWE NXT Takeover: Fatal Four Way show last week was a medical concern that led to several minor surgeries, PWInsider.com has confirmed. Flair is currently hospitalized in Georgia following a series of surgeries to correct several medical issues that were described to me as "not life threatening." Flair was booked for tomorrow's Smackdown taping and this Sunday's Night of Champions PPV, but will likely not make those dates. We are told that WWE will likely be making an official announcement via their website to update fans on Flair's health this week, possibly as soon as later today. |
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Sept 15, 2014 23:52:55 GMT -5
Bone spurs in his elbow from one too many drops onto his jacket.
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Post by BigBadZ on Sept 16, 2014 0:06:43 GMT -5
Bone spurs in his elbow from one too many drops onto his jacket. All will be forgiven when the jacket betrays Sting |
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Sept 16, 2014 3:25:50 GMT -5
I had no idea they could surgically repair one's liver.
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Post by Martin: #TeamBella Treasurer on Sept 16, 2014 3:52:52 GMT -5
I would not be surprised to see Flair with a full head of hair and a face lift when he comes back.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Sept 16, 2014 3:54:36 GMT -5
I would not be surprised to see Flair with a full head of hair and a face lift when he comes back. The hair would benefit him, but if he comes back looking like he's got wire holding his face back... jeez. I remember the RAW after Lawler's facelift in '99, I was just like "What the hell happened to his face?!". |
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Post by Martin: #TeamBella Treasurer on Sept 16, 2014 4:04:11 GMT -5
I would not be surprised to see Flair with a full head of hair and a face lift when he comes back. The hair would benefit him, but if he comes back looking like he's got wire holding his face back... jeez. I remember the RAW after Lawler's facelift in '99, I was just like "What the hell happened to his face?!". He may melt under the ring lights ala the guy from the Indiana Jones movie. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2014 4:13:31 GMT -5
Ric Flair now has a single 6 foot long leg in order for him to strike a more frightening appearance when ROH come to town for that $40,000.
The installation of a boombox & microphone in his shoulders & voicebox respectively is currently ongoing.
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Sept 16, 2014 4:39:32 GMT -5
In an attempt to spare the audience from Flair's saggy chest, Hunter has paid for him to have breast implants. Flair is said to be recovering and enjoying his nice new rack, having already proposed marriage to them.
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Post by Push R Truth on Sept 16, 2014 8:26:33 GMT -5
I figure one of his ex-wives is finally getting their arm and a leg
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2014 8:37:33 GMT -5
With how the details are being intentionally left out you know it's something really embarrassing, like he got his dick stuck in the salad bar at Applebee's and needed it to be surgically removed.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2014 8:39:18 GMT -5
I would not be surprised to see Flair with a full head of hair and a face lift when he comes back. The hair would benefit him, but if he comes back looking like he's got wire holding his face back... jeez. I remember the RAW after Lawler's facelift in '99, I was just like "What the hell happened to his face?!". Flair doesn't need fake hair, he an Arn Anderson are like the only two guys on Earth that look cool with a comb over. Well, except Pickles from Dethklok, but he's not real. |
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