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Post by xxshoyuweeniexx on Sept 16, 2014 18:38:57 GMT -5
There is no shame in losing to John Cena. It's less about losing to Cena and more about this is gonna be a lame Rocky IV wannabe angle where Rocky John Cena defends America from the evil Russian Drago Rusev and his hot wife girlfriend manager in some sad ass attempt to get him cheered while not even addresing the dude's actual booking problems. Also the "global worldwide" wrestling company's main angle is gonna be centered around something that doesn't even concern most of the world. Like I'm sure no Canadians or British fans give a shit about Cena AAing the evil Ruskie for MURICA.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2014 19:27:42 GMT -5
There is no shame in losing to John Cena. It's less about losing to Cena and more about this is gonna be a lame Rocky IV wannabe angle where Rocky John Cena defends America from the evil Russian Drago Rusev and his hot wife girlfriend manager in some sad ass attempt to get him cheered while not even addresing the dude's actual booking problems. Also the "global worldwide" wrestling company's main angle is gonna be centered around something that doesn't even concern most of the world. Like I'm sure no Canadians or British fans give a shit about Cena AAing the evil Ruskie for MURICA. SWERVE! John Cena is going to be a representative of Ukraine and a lover of protected flight paths!
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Sept 16, 2014 19:38:01 GMT -5
LOL Rusev to be Cena's rebound bitch He's already nailed chubby partners before as slump busters. This is par for the course.
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Post by Tyfo on Sept 16, 2014 20:16:50 GMT -5
I can hear them planning this now....
You see they'll HAVE to cheer for John Cena or they're UN-AMERICAN! It's the perfect plan! THEY WON'T HAVE A CHOICE OR THEY'll BE NO GOOD, COMMIE BASTARDS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA (*deep breathe*) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SUCK ON THAT WWE UNIVERSE!
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Post by fw91 on Sept 16, 2014 20:35:42 GMT -5
GOOD. I want Rusev to go away. I know people hate Cena, but if there ever was a time for me to root for Super Cena escapades, this would be the feud. Rusev and Lana put me to sleep. He makes me miss Kozlov.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Sept 16, 2014 20:39:54 GMT -5
There is no shame in losing to John Cena. There is shame in the fact that this is the billionth time they'll be sacrificing someone to him, and they passed on making Swagger in order to give Rusev's heat to someone who by definition cannot benefit from it. And really, top guy or not, great matches or not, I am just done tolerating Cena. I want him off my TV, period. Permanently. My sentiments exactly. This company tried for years to make the audience care about Jack Swagger, and then when he turns face and the entire audience is just loving the guy, they kill him off. And for what? Rusev's entire character is designed to be defeated by a defender of America. Why not make that Jack Swagger? How great is it going to look when 75% of the Americans in the audience are booing Cena and rooting for the "evil" foreigner?
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Post by Heartbreaker on Sept 16, 2014 20:43:24 GMT -5
Watch Cena plant his lips on Lana while Rusev looks on with a sad face. Then the next week, Cena claims that Lana's a slutty hoe despite him being into the kiss.
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Post by percymania on Sept 16, 2014 20:45:02 GMT -5
Can't wait to hear what kind of jokes Cena will make about Russia.
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Post by Sparkybob on Sept 16, 2014 20:46:03 GMT -5
There is no shame in losing to John Cena. It's less about losing to Cena and more about this is gonna be a lame Rocky IV wannabe angle where Rocky John Cena defends America from the evil Russian Drago Rusev and his hot wife girlfriend manager in some sad ass attempt to get him cheered while not even addresing the dude's actual booking problems. Also the "global worldwide" wrestling company's main angle is gonna be centered around something that doesn't even concern most of the world. Like I'm sure no Canadians or British fans give a shit about Cena AAing the evil Ruskie for MURICA. But they do a vast majority of their shows take place in the U.S and I can pretty confidentially say the majority of the merch and product sold are bought by Americans. Yea they are global but their core business model is in the U.S and running angles that involved them isn't bad.
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Post by Dub H on Sept 16, 2014 20:47:13 GMT -5
There is no shame in losing to John Cena. There is also nothing to gain from having a "valiant effort" against John Cena over and over.
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Sept 16, 2014 20:49:18 GMT -5
If they do feud, I sincerely hope there is a smarky "Ru-ssia!" chant.
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Post by Dub H on Sept 16, 2014 20:50:18 GMT -5
This si the first time i want Cena to destroy a monster heel... because then Rusev will end up down the card and not recover with the Russian Gimmick.
Still not watching thoug.
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Post by Chip on Sept 16, 2014 20:56:21 GMT -5
Cena is winning on Sunday isn't he? He's going to win in a questionable way and go on to feud with Rusev in a redemption storyline. To prove he's still the super-powered boy scout.
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Post by riseofsetian1981 on Sept 17, 2014 0:04:20 GMT -5
Cena is winning on Sunday isn't he? He's going to win in a questionable way and go on to feud with Rusev in a redemption storyline. To prove he's still the super-powered boy scout. Please, please, please be wrong.
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Sept 17, 2014 0:09:28 GMT -5
I guess Rusev better work on his whackyddancing ready for his comedy dancing big guy face turn and tag team with Khali.
I like Rusev. I really hope he stays relevant like Umaga did and doesn't get Tensaid.
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Post by Squirrel Master on Sept 17, 2014 0:52:46 GMT -5
Hell, I'd like to see Rusev kick the living dogshit out of John Cena. Again and again.
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Post by wallabylikeyou on Sept 17, 2014 1:59:16 GMT -5
*training montage shows Cena working hard at Photoshop, writing Yackov Smirnoff jokes, filling buckets with fake poop*
Heart's on fire, strong desire, rages deep within!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2014 2:29:57 GMT -5
There is no shame in losing to John Cena. There is shame in the fact that this is the billionth time they'll be sacrificing someone to him, and they passed on making Swagger in order to give Rusev's heat to someone who by definition cannot benefit from it. And really, top guy or not, great matches or not, I am just done tolerating Cena. I want him off my TV, period. Permanently. The fact that "Cena's gonna beat Rusev" has been inevitable since Rusev debuted on the roster says so, so much.
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Post by bearned on Sept 17, 2014 2:38:17 GMT -5
Someone's got to beat Rusev eventually I guess.
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Post by Surfer Sandman on Sept 17, 2014 3:51:41 GMT -5
Jorts Cena vs AlexanderRussianStereotype?
No thanks.
Booooooooo!!!!
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