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Post by Adam Black on Sept 18, 2014 8:06:43 GMT -5
1.After playing the first 30 mins of AC III I paused the game and cried because I thought the future games would suck as hard.
2.Crashing in GTA V after admiring the environment.
3.Doing the moves from Def Jam in real life and getting mad why it doesn't work.
4.Brock dance when I'm pumped and CM Punk wrist thing when I'm nervous.
5. Did full Randy Orton entrance at my theater club in high school to showcase the beautiful set. I also started a YES chant after the last show.
6.Drinking 2 energy drinks and bashing them together like Stone Cold before the show.
7.Throwing my chair at a Wrestlemania viewing party because Taker lost (no one was hurt though I threw at an area with no people)
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Post by Orange on Sept 18, 2014 14:23:39 GMT -5
In 4th grade I bought an ice cream sandwich (we had a little snack cart that the school would do towards the tail-end of the year on Fridays), but I also wanted to play with one of my friends before recess ended. So, naturally, I stuck the ice cream sandwich in my pocket so I could eat it later and play with my friend then!
Want to know how you make an unpopular kid even more unpopular? Have f***ing ice cream melt all over his pants like a moron.
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Sephiroth
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Post by Sephiroth on Sept 18, 2014 16:02:24 GMT -5
Ate a KFC double down sandwich.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Sept 18, 2014 16:25:31 GMT -5
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Got fined anyway.
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Sept 18, 2014 16:35:36 GMT -5
I ate three McRibs
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Post by emperorthorn on Sept 18, 2014 20:57:08 GMT -5
Sniffing my own toe nails after cutting it.
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Post by turkeysandwich on Sept 18, 2014 21:05:38 GMT -5
When I watched the Sam Peckinpah version of Straw Dogs, I somehow hit the audio button and switched to the isolated music and effects track instead of the soundtrack with dialogue on the dvd. I sat and watched the entire 2 hour movie thinking it was some kind of weird experiment to make a movie that seemed like it had dialogue, but making it inaudible. When I watched the trailer I realized there was audible dialogue and I had stupidly watched the whole movie without having a clue what anyone was saying.
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Post by edgestar on Sept 18, 2014 21:13:33 GMT -5
I fell down the stairs in 6th grade, and hurt my elbow. When my dad came to pick me up, I started crying because the nurse was laughing at me. I did karaoke in July when I was in Fort Lauderdale, and while I was terrible at it, there was a drunk guy telling me to imagine I was singing to john Cena  |
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Post by StuntGranny® on Sept 18, 2014 21:18:23 GMT -5
In 11th grade I pulled my pants off (boxers were on) and ran from one end of our school's football field to the other. To this day, I have no idea why I did outside of my friend daring me to do it/me being an immature idiot. 100% of my class, my teacher, and the football coach witnessed it. Surprisingly, no one said a word, they just looked at me like the idiot I was. To make it worse, I humped the goal post at the end of the run.
To make the whole thing even more goofy, and this is absolutely true, the football coach asked me to join the team after seeing it. I laughed and politely declined.
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Sept 21, 2014 3:28:23 GMT -5
For some unknown reason I've always wanted to bang my missus to the Chariots of Fire theme and for past few years I have asked her at least once or twice a year but to no avail she hadn't said yes yet.
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Bub (BLM)
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Sept 21, 2014 3:30:45 GMT -5
Yelled "IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!!!" at a bowling alley hoping to get a strike.
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Post by Hurbster on Sept 21, 2014 5:02:36 GMT -5
When I was 12 I melted a plastic tea-strainer and blamed it on the dog.
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Post by Evil Homer on Sept 21, 2014 5:03:27 GMT -5
In 11th grade I pulled my pants off (boxers were on) and ran from one end of our school's football field to the other. To this day, I have no idea why I did outside of my friend daring me to do it/me being an immature idiot. 100% of my class, my teacher, and the football coach witnessed it. Surprisingly, no one said a word, they just looked at me like the idiot I was. To make it worse, I humped the goal post at the end of the run. To make the whole thing even more goofy, and this is absolutely true, the football coach asked me to join the team after seeing it. I laughed and politely declined. You should have accepted the coach's offer- you know great things happen when joining a sports team in that fashion ( in movies at least). Stupid things I've done - Danced at a friends wedding ( Having never danced before ). I only did it because one of the gorgeous Bridesmaids asked me to ( I was a groomsman)- I think she regretted the decision, I have not seen that wedding video- I never intend to either. Worked an overnight shift- flew to Miami at 8 am ( Got off work at 6) , landed in Miami around 12 pm ( there was a layover somewhere). Went to the hotel showered , and headed out the door to check out south beach. Came back to the hotel around 6 pm with massive amounts of beer and liquor. Got totally hammered, woke up the next morning in the hotel room - to smell vomit all over the room- absolutely no memory of the nights events. Woke up my friend - who said we crashed at the hotel around 1 am - our plan was to stay out to at least 4 am. The vomit was all his , not mine. Yet somehow my money was all accounted for. I |
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Post by Harry The Arrow was Wrong! on Sept 21, 2014 6:23:42 GMT -5
A couple of months ago I was expecting a comic book in the mail, the books do not fit in my postbox so the postman usually puts them through the door. I had slept in and when I heard the book come through my front door I jumped out of bed as quickly as I could (so my dog wouldn't shred it before I got it), unfortunately I didn't realize that I had a dead leg which caused me to fall and break 3 toes.
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Lila
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Post by Lila on Sept 21, 2014 7:53:30 GMT -5
Drank a small container of hot sauce.  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2014 8:40:53 GMT -5
When I was in the 6th grade me and some friends skipped school to go skateboard. On our adventures I end up breaking my leg in two places. Not wanting to get in trouble I walked the 4-5 miles back to my house and waited till my dad got off work to take me to the hospital. The fun part was he didn't think I broke my leg he thought I was faking so I had to wait till the next day when my mom got back from a 3 day trip to California.
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Sept 21, 2014 8:56:20 GMT -5
After watching This is The End, i was bet that couldn't eat $20 worth of food from Taco Bell.
I took the challenge and let my friends fill the $20 order. The only condition was that they at least order a drink.
I did it, but spent most of two days violently ill. It wasn't very hard to eat it... but holy shit did it suck after about an hour.
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