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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Sept 20, 2014 11:13:47 GMT -5
In the ring. Rollins brags about how he incapacitated Reigns and the like, then cue...
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Post by 543Y2J on Sept 20, 2014 11:14:01 GMT -5
Joey is Reigns, Chandler is Ambrose
Rollins gets mystery opponent, which of course is Ambrose
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Sept 20, 2014 11:14:05 GMT -5
Wow, sorry to hear that.
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Post by mizerable on Sept 20, 2014 11:14:10 GMT -5
I guess he's too coward to beat the shit out of Rollins again.
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Post by Neo: "The One" who CLAPS on Sept 20, 2014 11:15:15 GMT -5
If they knew about this on Monday, then the Reigns beating Rollins is a tad bit defensable now. Still shouldnt have had Reigns beat Rollins clean, but definitely less stupid.
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Post by Jiren on Sept 20, 2014 11:15:26 GMT -5
Sad for reigns but hopefully this is a wake up call about putting all your eggs in one basket.
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Post by Lancers on Sept 20, 2014 11:15:54 GMT -5
First I have ever heard of an incarcerated hernia. It sounds painful. I hope he gets proper arrest.
I apologize. All the good incarcerated jokes were stolen.
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Post by joediego on Sept 20, 2014 11:16:11 GMT -5
If this is non-kayfabe (and it seems an unlikely impairment to invent) then there's no way they knew about it on Monday.
It's an incredibly painful problem which requires immediate intervention. Recovery time (if operated on quickly) is 2-3 weeks, and I imagine he will be able to do non-physical promo work in 1-2 weeks. Expect him to wrestle at HITC, but there's zero possibility he wrestles tomorrow.
If they're lying about this (the timing is amazing given they gave away the PPV match for free) then it's a genius condition to ascribe to it, as it couldn't be predicted but will allow him to appear again soon. So they dodge bait-and-switch allegations. But why would they do that? What's in it for them?
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Sept 20, 2014 11:16:25 GMT -5
Well that sucks.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2014 11:19:17 GMT -5
"Incarcerated hernia" just sounds like some contrived shit that a WWE writer would come up with and have repeated ad nauseum on Raw. But yeah, I hope he's okay.
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Post by edgestar on Sept 20, 2014 11:23:52 GMT -5
Being a little teapot has held him down. anyway, if it is true, hope he has an easy recovery.
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Post by Perd on Sept 20, 2014 11:27:46 GMT -5
Probably hard to stand tall with an incarcerated hernia.
Seriously though, get well soon, Roman.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2014 11:28:30 GMT -5
Word is Adam Rose was caught writing letters to Reigns's hernia. Dammit I hate when I've got a joke tee'd up, only to see its already been done. Get well soon, Reigns. You handsome jungle man bastard.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Sept 20, 2014 11:28:53 GMT -5
Doctor: Roman, you have an incarcerated hernia.
BELIEVE THAT!
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Post by amazingoopah on Sept 20, 2014 11:32:33 GMT -5
Did Vince piss on an indian graveyard? No one can stay healthy lately.
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Post by Sicho100 on Sept 20, 2014 11:33:02 GMT -5
"Incarcerated hernia" just sounds like some contrived shit that a WWE writer would come up with and have repeated ad nauseum on Raw. But yeah, I hope he's okay. And you thought "Lunatic Fringe" was bad? Wait until they start pushing "The Incarcerated Hernia" Roman Reigns.
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Post by Gravedigger's Biscuits on Sept 20, 2014 11:34:08 GMT -5
If this is legit, it's ironic considering people were going on about how healthy and fresh he is and that's why WWE are pushing him.
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Post by Hypnosis on Sept 20, 2014 11:37:18 GMT -5
Did Vince piss on an indian graveyard? No one can stay healthy lately.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Sept 20, 2014 11:38:10 GMT -5
Maybe it's not really a Hernia and he's getting the Moob surgery The Rock had?
Because if this means we get shirtless Reigns, I'm all for it <___<
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Sept 20, 2014 11:40:32 GMT -5
Maybe next week, Roman Reigns won't be around!
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