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Post by James Fabiano on Sept 22, 2014 16:40:27 GMT -5
This is the Evergreen Forest, quiet, peaceful, serene...that is until Bert Raccoon steals your food!
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Post by James Fabiano on Sept 22, 2014 16:43:02 GMT -5
Sophia Tutu: "I'll never look at another chocolate again...mostly because there are none since Bert ate them!"
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,548
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Sept 22, 2014 17:04:41 GMT -5
"You! Lesser mammal! I need this food because my city has been over run by zombies!"
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Phil Parent
El Dandy
Your Favourite Teacher
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Post by Phil Parent on Sept 22, 2014 17:15:58 GMT -5
I used to live on a farm and we were hosts to a family of loud, fat raccoons. We kept food out for the cats and they made an habit out of just picking up the bowls and hauling ass back to their hiding place while the cats hissed at them for taking away their food source.
Eventually my dad bolted the bowls to the ground, so the cats and raccoons had to coexist for food. It was fun seeing those big slobs eating, making a mess and lots of noise, while the cats sat back, looking at us ("Seriously, humans, you feed them?!?"), looking at each other, looking back to see if more were coming, totally disgusted by the whole deal.
Never once was there an interspecies fight that we know of. Cats would hiss at them when they came in and even growl at them a little, but the raccoons only had to snap at them (whatever you can what it is that raccoons do) once for the cats to back away. But they never left, they'd watch them for a distance.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Sept 22, 2014 17:19:22 GMT -5
That damn Sly Cooper!
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Post by James Fabiano on Sept 22, 2014 18:50:06 GMT -5
Your cat food is missing the greatest spice of them all...PEANUT BUTTER!!!!!!
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Post by James Fabiano on Sept 23, 2014 12:01:32 GMT -5
I'm Cyril Sneer, the lumber profiteer, when Bert Raccoon is near, cat food disappears!
But Bert, why not leave a little cat food so people remember...what they look like?
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Post by James Fabiano on Sept 23, 2014 14:55:45 GMT -5
Take them, and the skinny one, to the Imperial Commander! eat something before Bert takes it all!
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Post by James Fabiano on Sept 23, 2014 14:57:48 GMT -5
Mortimer was just looking for more of Granny's secret herb! (Paul Lynde to block to anyone who gets this one...)
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