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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2014 4:51:13 GMT -5
So if this was the new generation what would be what?
I'll start with Roman Reigns who would come out wearing chainmail armour and big shoulder pads, he'd probably come to the ring to a lame knockoff of epic sounding orchestral music as well.
Brock Lesnars gimmick would probably be exactly the same and I'm pretty sure Dolph Ziggler would be something absurd like a mechanic or a fast food worker or something.
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Post by thegame415 on Sept 21, 2014 7:51:43 GMT -5
Little kid: JOHN!!!!
Cena turns around.
Kid: Go get 'em, champ.
Cena puts his hat on the kids head.
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Post by 2 Cold Scorkum on Sept 21, 2014 7:57:01 GMT -5
seth rollins in zubaz. i got nothin
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Post by Adam Black on Sept 21, 2014 8:54:40 GMT -5
Big Money match: Reigns vs Rusev......oh shit that's given for free.......
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2014 10:37:24 GMT -5
Cesaro would be given a Ludvig Borga role, Anti-american Bully homophobe.
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Post by Ron Woodsman aka Shempaholic on Sept 21, 2014 11:08:28 GMT -5
Heath "The Miner" Slater - Heath dresses as a coal miner, complete with coal dust smears on his face.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2014 11:17:00 GMT -5
Pizza Punk - CM Punk is a Muay Thai scrapper that specializes in Chicago deep-dish pizzas.
Hitz Jericho - Chris Jericho is a part-time hockey player with a missing tooth because Canada (Vince finally got around to seeing that one celebrity hockey game with Jericho and insisted on this).
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Post by Hit Girl on Sept 21, 2014 11:20:31 GMT -5
Cena would remain the same, but would constantly preach an anti-drug message.
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Post by Giul T. on Sept 21, 2014 11:24:28 GMT -5
I've found NXT to have a lot of those NG qualities, done better. Stuff like crazier gimmicks, more emphasis on wrestling, a main event scene with guys that seems like they could take the belt from each other at any time, a toned down production, yet still great, one hour show, international appeal, women's wrestling being a focus of the product, A king on commentary, a fan favorite authority figure, Having the PPVs all share the same name but with a subtitle on it(IYH/Takeover).
I've also been listening to the New Generation Project Podcast, so maybe I've just been noticing similarities.
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Post by Hit Girl on Sept 21, 2014 11:29:45 GMT -5
Usos
Would be eating chicken on their way to the ring.
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Post by Milkman Norm on Sept 21, 2014 11:48:51 GMT -5
Jimmy or Jey Uso would be confused by wearing shoes, Michael Cole would describe every "competitive match as a see saw battle back and forth", Bray Wyatt would be an evil park ranger...
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Sept 21, 2014 11:53:54 GMT -5
Heath "The Miner" Slater - Heath dresses as a coal miner, complete with coal dust smears on his face. I'd still mark for him, baaaayyyyybe! |
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Post by Giul T. on Sept 21, 2014 12:13:22 GMT -5
Bray Wyatt would be an evil park ranger... Would he feud with Waylon Mercy? |
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Post by 4real on Sept 21, 2014 13:18:14 GMT -5
Main event of RAW: Bray Wyatt v Diego
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2014 13:37:21 GMT -5
"IT Helpdesk Man" Daniel Bryan
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Post by The Possum on Sept 21, 2014 13:59:39 GMT -5
Lex Luger: Roman Reigns
Yokozuna: Brock Lesnar
Bret Hart: Daniel Bryan
Owen Hart: Dolph Ziggler
Shawn Michaels: Sami Zayn
Razor Ramon: Seth Rollins
Doink the Clown: Dean Ambrose
Goldust: Bray Wyatt
Randy Savage: Goldust
Crush: Rusev
That's all I've got.
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Post by Essential1 on Sept 22, 2014 21:04:35 GMT -5
Justin Gabriel= Bob Spark Plug Holly.
Jobber,tag specialist,jobber,tag specialist,jobber,jobber,jobber.
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Post by jakes on Sept 22, 2014 21:14:05 GMT -5
Roman Reigns= Diesel
Daniel Bryan= Bret Hart
Dean Ambrose = Razor Ramon
Sheamus = Bob Backlund
Dolph Ziggler= Billy Gunn
Swagger = Lex Luger
The Usos = The Headshrinkers
Seth Rollins = HBK
Bray Wyatt = The Undertaker
Harper and Rowan = Ron and Don Harris
Cesaro = Bam Bam Bigelow
Rusev = Yokozuna
StarDust is Goldust
Heath Slater or Zack Ryder are Barry Horowitz
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