Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 21, 2014 13:46:50 GMT -5
Gatsby seems so disinterested, like he's running on auto-pilot. I'm thinking it's his lacks-a-Daisy-gal attitude.
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suave
Dennis Stamp
"I only got on my knees for God and maybe to lick a girl's pussy" -Teddy Hart
Posts: 4,207
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Post by suave on Sept 21, 2014 14:36:57 GMT -5
I'm a fly Malcom X, buy any jeans necessary.
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Sept 21, 2014 17:29:42 GMT -5
A dyslexic man walked into a bra
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2014 17:30:47 GMT -5
Ruck fules
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2014 17:36:20 GMT -5
The fruits and vegetables in my fridge wanted to secretly get married, but then they realized they cantelope.
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Goldenbane
Hank Scorpio
THE G.D. Goldenbane
Posts: 7,331
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Post by Goldenbane on Sept 21, 2014 19:10:07 GMT -5
A pirate walks into a bar with a roll of paper towels on his head.
The bartender looks at him and says "Do you know you have a Bounty on your head?"
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2014 20:25:59 GMT -5
"Doctor, doctor! I've been saying 'what's new pussycat' uncontrollably for three weeks, and I get really mad at women named Delilah! What's going on?!"
"Oh, I know what's the matter. Clear case of Tom Jones Disease."
"Is it rare?"
"It's not unusual."
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Post by Andrew is Good on Sept 21, 2014 20:31:07 GMT -5
Chad Kruger and Avril Lavigne broke up, have you seen this, have you heard about this.
Avril was asked for a comment, and said it was complicated. When Chad was asked, he said it was too bad.
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lodirulz
Hank Scorpio
Live as the color red in a world of black and white.
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Post by lodirulz on Sept 21, 2014 21:01:09 GMT -5
I don't know what number comes after two. I hope that it doesn't remain a mysterthree for the rest of my life.
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nate5054
Hank Scorpio
Lucky to be alive in the Chris Jericho Era
Posts: 7,009
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Post by nate5054 on Sept 21, 2014 21:09:11 GMT -5
You know what they say about feta cheese?
It's no gouda.
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Post by Shy Guy on Sept 22, 2014 10:11:56 GMT -5
I met this girl on Valentine's Day, f***ed her in May
She found out about April so she chose to march
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Nikki Heyman
Fry's dog Seymour
EXTREEEEEME Pony Manager
✬ Believe In The Fight ✬
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Sept 22, 2014 10:15:09 GMT -5
I had to give up a job at the concrete plant, it was getting harder and harder....
If a movie is sad and funny at the same time, is it sa-tear-ical?
Michael Cole had a custom laptop from the anonymous GM - an iQuote
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
Posts: 39,269
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Post by Push R Truth on Sept 22, 2014 10:18:49 GMT -5
It's hard waking up with morning wood
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Sept 22, 2014 11:59:15 GMT -5
I met this girl on Valentine's Day, f***ed her in May She found out about April so she chose to march At least she didn't find out about June. |
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Sept 22, 2014 12:40:05 GMT -5
The past and the present walked into a bar. It was tense.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2014 13:21:35 GMT -5
What do you call a Pokemon that can't go into women's locker rooms without sneezing?
Peek-achoo.
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
Posts: 31,942
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Post by Perd on Sept 22, 2014 13:30:25 GMT -5
They say Satan loves citrus flavored soft drinks. You have to give the devil his Dew.
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Post by bluemeii on Sept 22, 2014 14:23:10 GMT -5
Completely stolen from one of the few Twitter's I follow
why did the student divide sin by tan?
just cos
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Futureraven: Beelzebruv
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Ultimate Arbiter of Right And Wrong
Spent half my life here, God help me
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Sept 22, 2014 14:31:41 GMT -5
I met this girl on Valentine's Day, f***ed her in May She found out about April so she chose to march At least she didn't find out about June. Did you tell her the truth when she found out? Or did July. |
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Nikki Heyman
Fry's dog Seymour
EXTREEEEEME Pony Manager
✬ Believe In The Fight ✬
Posts: 24,018
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Sept 22, 2014 14:35:39 GMT -5
At least she didn't find out about June. Did you tell her the truth when she found out? Or did July. August we'll never know.... |
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