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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Sept 22, 2014 14:37:58 GMT -5
Did you tell her the truth when she found out? Or did July. August we'll never know.... ...December!
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 22, 2014 14:40:18 GMT -5
Tragically, sometimes proctologists leave this world in a high number at one time. When this happens, we bury 'em in a mass.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2014 14:44:18 GMT -5
Don't find me, I'm just mucking around.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Sept 22, 2014 17:57:03 GMT -5
I'm a fly Malcom X, buy any jeans necessary. Too many Urkels on your team, that's why your Winslow.
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Sept 22, 2014 18:00:33 GMT -5
Two pretzels were walking down the street and one was assaulted
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Nikki Heyman
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Sept 22, 2014 19:51:09 GMT -5
A dyslexic pervert walked into a bra
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Sept 22, 2014 22:34:12 GMT -5
A baby seal walks into a club...
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 23, 2014 9:33:57 GMT -5
All efforts to clone Buddhist monks thus far have been met with failure. They are often immolated, never duplicated.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2014 12:07:06 GMT -5
Lincoln was shot. After that he was history.
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Sept 23, 2014 13:31:14 GMT -5
A man sits on the driver's side of the car, what do you call the side his wife sits on?
The broad side.
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Nikki Heyman
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Sept 23, 2014 14:59:58 GMT -5
Jack Swagger and Adam Rose have their match set for HiaC: If Swagger wins, he and Zeb get to beat up the Bunny for five minutes. If Adam wins, Zeb has to shave his epic beard and mustache. A Classic Hare vs. Hair match
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The Ultimate Arbiter of Right And Wrong
Spent half my life here, God help me
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Sept 23, 2014 15:42:54 GMT -5
Jack Swagger and Adam Rose have their match set for HiaC: If Swagger wins, he and Zeb get to beat up the Bunny for five minutes. If Adam wins, Zeb has to shave his epic beard and mustache. A Classic Hare vs. Hair match Well, a Bunny would be a rabbit, so a different species entirely. But that's just splitting hares.
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Post by Hit Girl on Sept 23, 2014 16:14:21 GMT -5
I'd like to say something
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Post by 67 more on Sept 23, 2014 16:18:46 GMT -5
What do you call a Pokemon that can't go into women's locker rooms without sneezing? Peek-achoo. LANGUAGE WARNING
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His name has chicken in it, and he is good at makin' .gifs, so that's cool.
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Sept 23, 2014 23:54:33 GMT -5
I listened to an audio podcast review of "Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs 2", a computer-animated film about genetically engineered food-animals. The reviewers kept saying that none of the humor was organic.
(that really happened)
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Sept 24, 2014 0:18:29 GMT -5
The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Sept 24, 2014 0:45:13 GMT -5
Why was the tomato so red? It saw the Salad dressing.
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 24, 2014 1:39:34 GMT -5
Why was the tomato so red? It saw the Salad dressing. Its face turned radish, my oh my!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 24, 2014 4:52:31 GMT -5
Vern, baby Vern. Disco Inverno!
Vernin' Down the House!
To evernything, Vern, Vern, Vern. There is a season, Vern, Vern, Vern.
Feel... The... Vern!
Return of the Vern, It is, Return of the Vern, Come on, Return of the Vern, Oh, my god, You know that I'll be back, Here I am.
(I'm so sorry)
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Sept 24, 2014 5:12:59 GMT -5
My tissue is off to the disco, cause I put a little boogey in it.
I think I used this in the box office thread' I know I used it on Twitter :
They made a sequel to A Dolphin Tale! What is the porpoise of this movie?
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