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Post by Hobby Drifter on Sept 22, 2014 4:55:06 GMT -5
Early in the match, Cena hits Lesnar with the AA.
While JBL and King are shocked that Cena kicked out at ONE, Cole has this to say
Cole "Doesn't matter! Lesnar is stunned!"
Cole? Drop toe holds usually get a two count. Back body drops get a two count. Missed drop-kicks get a two count. If the dude kicks out at ONE, he's not stunned. He's the opposite of stunned.
Inexplicably, midway through the bout, Cole says that "Lesnar wants to torture John Cena". HOW?!? What, in EITHER of their matches suggests that? He took the gloves off? Cena NEVER wears any kind of padding on his knuckles...and his KNUCKLES are a huge part of his offense. He kept going for the Kimura? Oh, wow. A wrestler is using his submission move to try to win a match. What a monster!
Near the end of the match, after ALL of the announcers have managed to display their inability to differentiate between a "submission move" and a "cover" try to argue that we'll never know if Lesnar would have tapped out (despite not being in anything resembling a submission) before Lawler says "I think Cena would have COUNTED Lesnar out". Which, if we ignore that "count out" has a completely DIFFERENT meaning in wrestling... WHAT?!? He kicked out of everything else with minimal effort. He looked inconvenienced at BEST during the repeated STFs. What, on Earth, would make you think that he was just going to stay down after another one of those weak-ass moves?
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WWE... Assuming you ever offer the Network in my country, I will pay DOUBLE to watch shows without commentary.
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Post by Heartbreaker on Sept 22, 2014 5:00:08 GMT -5
Simple answer: They're all idiots.
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Post by Slammy Award-Winning Cannibal on Sept 22, 2014 7:14:24 GMT -5
WWE... Assuming you ever offer the Network in my country, I will pay DOUBLE to watch shows without commentary. Hitting mute will save you some money...
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Post by audiencewatching on Sept 22, 2014 7:16:17 GMT -5
It really sucked last night. They played up Nikki as a threat. They tried so hard to have Cena come on strong even though he was getting his ass kicked.
It was obvious Vince was screaming at them to get certain points across and it felt dumb.
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Sept 22, 2014 7:20:46 GMT -5
WWE... Assuming you ever offer the Network in my country, I will pay DOUBLE to watch shows without commentary. Hitting mute will save you some money... Yeah, but then you lose so much of what's great about WWE. The crowd responses are amazing. And the ambient sounds of pro-wrestling are, to me, second only to those of a hockey game.
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Post by CM Parish on Sept 22, 2014 8:15:31 GMT -5
Lesnar kicked out of the last AA anyway, he put his shoulder up about when it would have been 2-2.5 at best.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Sept 22, 2014 8:36:53 GMT -5
Lesnar kicked out of the last AA anyway, he put his shoulder up about when it would have been 2-2.5 at best. Yeah, he kicked out like right as Seth hit Cena with the Briefcase. Which wouldn't have been a 3 count.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2014 8:40:56 GMT -5
Simple answer: They're all instructed what to say by an idiot named Vince McMahon. Fixed.
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