mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Sept 29, 2014 21:13:51 GMT -5
That was...yeah.
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Sept 29, 2014 21:16:59 GMT -5
AKA it really has been Kaitlyn all along
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Sept 29, 2014 21:17:45 GMT -5
Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor. But … every once in a while [looks around, leans in conspiratorially] … it's a dildo. [leans back] Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article, "a dildo", never … your dildo.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2014 21:19:32 GMT -5
Goes great with Roman Reigns on the cover of pirate themed erotic novels. Now available on WWE shop zone!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2014 21:21:33 GMT -5
Damn it! You asshole! I was going to make a thread on this after the show and call it "Titty Master and Mr. Dildo in the Backside."
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Post by chazzbusby on Sept 29, 2014 21:23:30 GMT -5
Noble brings the continuity.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Sept 29, 2014 21:24:03 GMT -5
Well, I can't say that his electric razor alibi isn't plausible. I mean, he does have a beard that needs regular trimming.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2014 21:44:43 GMT -5
Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor. But … every once in a while [looks around, leans in conspiratorially] … it's a dildo. [leans back] Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article, "a dildo", never … your dildo. Thank god I wasn't the only one thinking this.
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Post by thetower52 on Sept 29, 2014 22:12:31 GMT -5
Ain't nothing wrong with butt stuff
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Sept 29, 2014 22:14:53 GMT -5
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Sept 29, 2014 22:15:00 GMT -5
I hope Ambrose uses it as a weapon when they meet 1 on 1.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Sept 29, 2014 22:15:11 GMT -5
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Sept 29, 2014 22:41:01 GMT -5
I didn't see that part, Dean said there was embarrassing stuff in Seth's bag, but all he pulled out were WWE shirts. Did Rollins rob the merchandise stand? I think Dean was alluding to what was inside the briefcase. The bag I believe was just a bunch of shirts he stole in the concession stand. The two things were nonrelated. I don't think the writers had the intention of making it seem like Seth Rollins keeps a vibrating dildo inside his briefcase because that only opens up the doors of endless possibilities of why Seth Rollins keeps a vibrating dildo inside his briefcase. Sadly, that's what they did with Dean's promo and the buzzing reveal in the ensuing segment.
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Post by Just call me D.j.m. on Sept 29, 2014 22:42:05 GMT -5
Vince McMahon has a horrible sense of humor.
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Here, have some chili dogs
Not related to Phantasmo
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Sept 29, 2014 22:56:02 GMT -5
I bet it was the first thing Vince pitched during the creative meetings.
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Sept 29, 2014 23:03:58 GMT -5
I found it funny. It reminded me of Alan Partridge and the dildo he hid in his draw.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2014 23:09:09 GMT -5
I found it funny. It reminded me of Alan Partridge and the dildo he hid in his draw. Seth Rollins was compartmentalizing his life with assistance from that briefcase, we can't judge him!
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Sept 29, 2014 23:18:06 GMT -5
Its a personal back massager
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Reflecto
Hank Scorpio
The Sorceress' Knight
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Post by Reflecto on Sept 29, 2014 23:27:13 GMT -5
I KNEW that getting creative ideas from the Internet would be a bad thing.
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Krazee
Salacious Crumb
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Post by Krazee on Sept 29, 2014 23:29:22 GMT -5
that was a great PG joke
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