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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Sept 29, 2014 23:37:53 GMT -5
I thought it was the most intentionally funny segment on Raw in ages.
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Post by slappy on Sept 30, 2014 1:35:55 GMT -5
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Post by Ryushinku on Sept 30, 2014 3:28:02 GMT -5
That looks very Photoshop worthy.
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN (Nana is BUNS) on Sept 30, 2014 3:43:19 GMT -5
Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor. But … every once in a while [looks around, leans in conspiratorially] … it's a dildo. [leans back] Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article, "a dildo", never … your dildo. So, what you're saying is; {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Legit Fight Club Spoilers within - tread lightly}Dean Ambrose doesn't really exist and is a figment of Seth's imagination? Does that mean Seth is secretly planning on blowing it all up and starting again - or actually Dean is planing on blowing it all up and starting again and eventually Seth will figure it out & try and stop him therefore turning face?? That Brodus Clay is still on the payroll as Bob ("Bob had bitch tits")?? That AJ isn't actually married to Punk and is actually what seth would name his tumor if he had one?? Does that mean Roman Reigns being out is the equivalent of Ed Norton beating the everloving piss out of Jared Leto? Yes, I could go on with these questions.... Vince McMahon has a horrible sense of humor. No, Vince obviously finally went to Blockbuster and picked up a copy of 'Fight Club' on VHS
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Sept 30, 2014 5:48:11 GMT -5
I hope it turns out he has a tub of Ass Cream in there too.
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Post by pepsitwist on Sept 30, 2014 7:15:32 GMT -5
Swerve - it's a vibrating flesh light.
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Post by Gravedigger's Biscuits on Sept 30, 2014 9:51:01 GMT -5
I found it funny. It reminded me of Alan Partridge and the dildo he hid in his draw. Was it ever revealed what was in AP's draw? I thought we were supposed to just use our imaginations.
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Post by sybaku on Sept 30, 2014 9:53:57 GMT -5
Would I have laughed if the same joke was on Parks and Rec, Always Sunny, or another similar comedy, yes.
So I laughed here, it was better than Dean Ambrose Nickelodeon Slime Master.
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 30, 2014 9:54:50 GMT -5
Its a personal back massager Bumps like he takes, his back has to be killing him.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2014 10:14:39 GMT -5
Geez you perverts.
he still needs an electric razor to trim his beard. He's not D-Bry levels of beardy.
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Post by Boo! on Sept 30, 2014 10:18:55 GMT -5
I don't get where the vibrator insinuation came from. I mean I know it was made but I don't get how, much less why.
It's 2014. You hear something vibrate in someone's bag at what point do you get beyond the explanation of 'cell phone'? It's a noise you hear at home or work probably a hundred times a day. I've never once heard the sound and looked at someone else with an "OMG is that their vibrator!!??!!?" look on my face.
It's like the gag was conceived by someone in their late 80s who aren't familiar with the widespread use of cellular phones
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Post by Bo Rida on Sept 30, 2014 11:04:49 GMT -5
Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor. But … every once in a while [looks around, leans in conspiratorially] … it's a dildo. [leans back] Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article, "a dildo", never … your dildo. We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are total divas, the WWE Network for just $9.999, some guy's name on my wrestling t-shirt. The Simon System, ass cream, diet mountain dew.
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Sept 30, 2014 11:21:45 GMT -5
I found it funny. It reminded me of Alan Partridge and the dildo he hid in his draw. Was it ever revealed what was in AP's draw? I thought we were supposed to just use our imaginations. I read online that Coogan said in an interview it was a dildo.
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Post by jagilki on Sept 30, 2014 11:41:23 GMT -5
*reads the thread title as an Aerosmith song*
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Post by Sephiroth on Sept 30, 2014 11:42:58 GMT -5
I see a potential "What are Triple H and Steph freaking about?" photoshop thread
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Post by Slanted and Enchanted on Sept 30, 2014 11:55:27 GMT -5
I hope it turns out he has a tub of Ass Cream in there too. "Ambrose! You think it's funny taking my...Orton's jar of Ass Cream out?"
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Post by Michael Coello on Sept 30, 2014 12:05:09 GMT -5
Not that there's anything wrong with that....
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Post by Hit Girl on Sept 30, 2014 15:43:02 GMT -5
Bizarre writing. All the signs of a creative team member thinking "Vince will love this" and shoehorning it into the show whether it makes any sense or not.
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Post by dreidemy on Sept 30, 2014 15:58:37 GMT -5
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Post by Beast Army Ass on Sept 30, 2014 16:34:48 GMT -5
WrasslorMonkey doing the lord's work.
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