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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2014 13:13:10 GMT -5
If Rusev's push should fall to shit tomorrow, at least he gave us that wonderful nugget from that promo last night.
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Post by RusevIsGod on Sept 30, 2014 15:51:28 GMT -5
That was the best promo I have heard all year, Big Show and Rusev need to feud over the title and have a main event feud. #MondayNightRusev #Ru-Ru
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Post by mizerable on Sept 30, 2014 15:53:20 GMT -5
"That's mah purse! I don't know you!"
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Post by chazzbusby on Sept 30, 2014 16:14:22 GMT -5
When Big Show appeared in full Cena stand up mode it was bad. When Big Show told us he had a sad video to play and then started dancing when it finished, it was bad. When Rusev threatened to kick him in the groin, using the rope to demonstrate the kick to the groin, my God it was good.
Man gets kicked by Rusev has to be a gif now. Homer Simpson would love it.
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Post by chazzbusby on Sept 30, 2014 16:18:03 GMT -5
Lana looked like she was really laughing too.
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Post by Michael Coello on Sept 30, 2014 16:20:50 GMT -5
That's not cool, Rusev. You don't kick a guy in the dick.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Sept 30, 2014 16:27:26 GMT -5
Man, dude's stealing all my good materiel!
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Post by edgestar on Sept 30, 2014 16:50:29 GMT -5
I'm still laughing at that! When he said that, and the immediate cut to Show's reaction were hilarious.  the need to have a playground match at HIAC. |
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Post by Speedy Cerviche on Sept 30, 2014 16:54:09 GMT -5
They really need to have Rusev speak broken English more often. I would also like it if Rusev were to kick Big Show in the groin. Follow through with his threats, y'know?
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Post by Just Jay on Sept 30, 2014 17:02:20 GMT -5
A couple things:
Number one, Rusev is over. And here folks thought this was gonna be a dud.
Number two, Rusev sounded threatening. Awesome.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2014 17:03:59 GMT -5
They really need to have Rusev speak broken English more often. I would also like it if Rusev were to kick Big Show in the groin. Follow through with his threats, y'know? Rusev should kick Big Show in the groin and they should have the commentators sell it like it was the worst thing that has ever happened. Cole: "Ladies and gentlemen, we regret to inform you that moments ago Rusev made good on his promise and kicked Big Show in the groin." Then they call the rest of the show in their quiet voices. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2014 17:22:17 GMT -5
I think it'd be hilarious if that got over as his hook to where it was on all his t-shirts and capped off all his promos.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2014 17:27:14 GMT -5
The phrase reminded me that I miss the overselling of wrestling low blows where the person holds their crotch and slowly falls over, then is unconscious for 30 seconds.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Sept 30, 2014 17:35:36 GMT -5
I want the Rusev vs. Big Show match to be a Kick in the Groin match. I don't know if that means the loser gets kicked in the groin or you lose when you get kicked in the groin.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2014 17:39:35 GMT -5
Rusev should speak English more often. Sparingly, but more often. He shouldn't speak in any other language, ever. Let Lana handle most of the talking, but Rusev has a surprisingly good interview voice and he sounded somewhat intimidating.
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Post by KobashiChop on Sept 30, 2014 18:38:43 GMT -5
The phrase reminded me that I miss the overselling of wrestling low blows where the person holds their crotch and slowly falls over, then is unconscious for 30 seconds. Shawn Michaels selling Jericho at XIX is just art. |
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Sept 30, 2014 19:15:23 GMT -5
Show: *to Henry*. He keeps kickin' me in the dick! Why?!? Why does he keep kickin' me in the dick?!?
*Accolade. Boom. Submit.*
Lana: Now to sing the song of our people, the entire 250 member Russian Boys Choir!
*5 minutes later*
Henry: *to Show* Wow. I can't believe every single one of them kicked you in the dick.
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Sept 30, 2014 19:23:24 GMT -5
I enjoyed it more than I thought I would. But probably because Rusev's threat about ripping out his guts reminded me of this classic cinematic moment; *warning...language* youtu.be/9nz9-NWdsis |
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Sept 30, 2014 19:26:46 GMT -5
His new finishing move; Naked pictures of Lana pop up on the Tron, Big Show gets aroused and THEN Rusev kicks him in the groin. No-one gets up from that.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2014 19:43:31 GMT -5
That was his first time speaking English on TV, right? You'd think they'd make a bigger deal out of that, instead of just having Big Show give the vintage babyface catchphrase "gawd shaddup!!!"
I thought it was great, Rusev has made a beliver out of me.
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the need to have a playground match at HIAC. 
