Let's Russo-ize Ambrose vs The Authority

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

-Kane is Dean's dad and Steph is his sister

[slappy]

Stephanie makes Seth get on all fours and bark like a dog.

[KobashiChop]

Ambrose joins the Authority. Kane turns on him. Triple Threat with babyface Kane vs Rollins and Ambrose in a Seth's Vibrator on a Pole match.

Kane wins and turns heel again. Ambrose cuts a worked shoot promo calling him Glen Jacobs telling him he didn't follow the script. Kane then calls the belt worthless and lays down in the ring for a 3 count. Ambrose becomes champion. Then Ambrose turns face. Gets stripped of the belt the next night. Responds with heel turn.

[Sephiroth]

Dean officially becomes the Titty Master-but his obsession is actually man boobs.

[angryfan]

Sept 30, 2014 18:52:33 GMT -5 Sephiroth said:

Dean officially becomes the Titty Master-but his obsession is actually man boobs.

His finisher is renamed "Moobin' on up" and he comes out the Jefferson's theme

[Deleted]

Something, something Big Show driving a big rig into the arena.

[Deleted]

Turns out that Dean Ambrose tricked Seth Rollins into joining the Authority as a mole, only to out Rollins to the Authority and join himself.

BUT, come to find out, Roman Reigns tricked Ambrose into tricking Seth into joining the Authority and putting the whole plan into motion, and HE rats out AMBROSE to the Authority, and joins himself.

SWERVE! Reigns is a mole too! He helps Triple H win the WWE title, only to cost him the title in a mach against, you guessed it, Dean Ambrose.

Shield reunion, millions of dollars, Russo's a god damned genius.

[thegame415]

Rollins puts the briefcase on the line against Ambrose. Before the match, Rollins enters in street clothes. He calls Ambrose "John", and says instead of fighting eachother they should face Cena and eliminate him from competition. Ambrose agrees, telling "Colby" they should've been doing this all along. They form the Disciples Incriminating Cenation Kids, or DICK, and find young John Cena fans who aren't impacted heavily by Cena's efforts.

[TWERKIN' MAGGLE]

They choppy choppy Seth's pee pee.

[Grand Papillon "The Banker"]

Ambrose puts Stephanie McMahon through a table one week. Then, Ambrose then takes out Kane, Orton, and HHH on the same RAW with no build-up whatsoever with the help of Seth Rollins who attacks The Authority dressed as The Bunny. Ambrose then turns heel on Rollins the following week and starts his own heel stable which includes Orton and Kane as members.

[SCCB Was Told To Do Steroids]

As punishment for his crimes against humanity, The Authority force him to wrestle only Rivas to keep him away from Rollins. He then adopts a new persona: "Florida" Streets. Florida then makes a statement that the belt is so meaningless, anyone can win it, if you weel. At the next Main Event, after A.J. Mercilessly beats him up for ten minutes, "Florida" gets the roll up and the three count, thus becoming the new Diva's champion.

[Crimson]

Matches with the Authority will constantly end with run-ins....oh wait.

[Hit Girl]

Ambrose loads the Money in the Bank briefcase with pregnancy tests, which explode into Seth's face

[Deleted]

The easiest one: there is no feud between Rollins and Ambrose. It was a work. The dissention of Shield was a work. It was a trick cinder block. He and Seth reunite to get Cena.

[Hit Girl]

Ambrose stands in the ring with a pile of t-shirts

One of them features a picture of Ambrose in the ring with a pile of t-shirts.

[metylerca]

Ambrose loses to authority big time. Then the next couple months, to build heel heat, the authority helps Orton, Kane and Rollins score victories against Ambrose. Dean finally wins due to interference from Cena and Kofi. Kofi turns on Ambrose the next night. WrestleMania is Cena vs Rollins in the main event where Cena wins. Ambrose vs Kingston is the opener with Kofi winning because the referee didn't see Dean's foot under the rope. Dean turns heel the next night and costs Cena the title, to give the authority heel heat. The faces will eventually get their moment.

[Hit Girl]

Ambrose gets his head crushed on cinder blocks. This causes him to suffer a miscarriage. Stephanie points out that men don't have babies. Russo appears on screen and says "yo...let me tell ya something bro...I mean....sis....I got this whole thing planned out. Ambrose loses the baby, kay?.....and...."

But before he can continue, Russo is run over by a car driven by a ninja. The ninja is revealed to be Dean Ambrose. Then Stephanie reveals that Ambrose has been fired, but then books him in a nightstick on a pole match against....Dean Ambrose's sister, who may or not be pregnant. Ambrose loses and gets fired.

He shows up a week later, and gets pinned by Rollins cleanly. The special guest referee is Ambrose's sister, who is pregnant. She counts the three even though Ambrose is standing up in the middle of the ring with Rollins laying at ringside. Stephanie points out that this isn't a valid count. Russo says it's all fake anyway, so it doesn't matter.

Stephanie slaps him. He threatens to sue WWE and says the creative team is nothing without him. At that point, Kevin Dunn cuts to a shot of the crowd watching this on the Titantron. Ambrose comes back and joins Russo, who swerves everyone by revealing that he is Ambrose's pregnant sister. Russo then gives birth to David Flair.

[Bub (BLM)]

Hey, I'd love to see this feud get 1998 Russo-ized. 2000 Russo-ized, not so much...

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

Turns out Dean Ambrose never existed, he was a figment of Seth's imagination.

Even though we could all see him.

[Sephiroth]

Renee Young joins the cast of Total Divas. Whenever she and Dean are together on screen, Dean acts the part of a total gentleman and is completely laid back. This contrasts with his psychotic ring character. The reason for this is revealed to be that there are actually two Deans-one is mild mannered, the other is crazy, and they have been swapping places so Renee never knows which Dean she was going to bed with.