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Post by CH Punk on Sept 30, 2014 20:00:49 GMT -5
Dark Matches:
1. Sami Zayn beat Xavier Woods. Zayn won the pre Main Event television show dark match clean.
2. Adrian Neville defeated Tyler Breeze in the dark match held after the Main Event show.
Smackdown:
John Cena started a promo. Dean Ambrose came out when Cena called out Seth Rollins. Cena asked Ambrose for a truce. The crowd booed and then chanted "do it." The Authority interrupted on the video screen. Kane made a tag match with Cena and Ambrose vs Kane and Randy Orton...
1. Sheamus and Dolph Ziggler defeated The Miz and Damien Sandow. Ziggler pinned Sandow. Sheamus hit Sandow with a chair afterward. Sandow deserves better...
A promo featuring a repackaged Luke Harper aired...
2. Paige defeated Naomi. After the match, Alicia Fox helped attack Naomi until AJ Lee ran down and made the save to a big pop. Paige ran from AJ and hid behind JBL.
Big Show came out in a suit and spoke about possibly going too far when he pulled down the Russian flag. He spoke about actually liking most Russians and having American pride. He reflected on how angry he would be if someone pulled down the American flag. He apologized to offended Russians. Rusev came out and beat Show with the flag. Show got up and Rusev left the ring. Show took off his jacket and shirt to a cheap pop...
3. The Uso Brothers beat Heath Slater and Titus O'Neil (w/Hornswoggle). The Bunny squashed Hornswoggle, and the Uso Brothers squashed Slater Gator. The Bunny celebrated in the ring and the crowd loved it...
4. Cesaro defeated R-Truth. Cesaro won clean...
5. John Cena and Dean Ambrose defeated Randy Orton and Kane by DQ. Seth Rollins came down the ramp. Cena chased him and it ended up being a DQ win for Cena and Ambrose.
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Post by CH Punk on Sept 30, 2014 20:32:24 GMT -5
* John Cena kicks off SmackDown to a big pop. Dean Ambrose interrupts him and then they're interrupted by Kane, Seth Rollins and Randy Orton on the big screen. Kane puts them in matches for later tonight.
* Dolph Ziggler and Sheamus vs. The Miz and Damien Sandow is next.
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Post by Some Guy on Sept 30, 2014 20:35:48 GMT -5
Wow, it's the exact same show we've seen several times before.
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Post by andrew8798 on Sept 30, 2014 20:37:37 GMT -5
They haven't been this stale since 95
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2014 20:46:13 GMT -5
Zayn won the pre Main Event television show dark match clean. A biological life form who who is not a masquerading machine wrote this sentence.
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Post by gl83 on Sept 30, 2014 21:05:33 GMT -5
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Post by Some Guy on Sept 30, 2014 21:09:23 GMT -5
Please tell me they aren't doing something with Paige and JBL
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Post by CH Punk on Sept 30, 2014 21:17:34 GMT -5
* Big Show comes out in a suit to apologize for yanking down the Russian flag on RAW. He's interrupted by Rusev and Lana.
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Post by andrew8798 on Sept 30, 2014 21:18:05 GMT -5
More detailed
Sheamus hit Sandow with a chair afterward
Big Show came out in a suit and spoke about possibly going too far when he pulled down the Russian flag. He spoke about actually liking most Russians and having American pride. He reflected on how angry he would be if someone pulled down the American flag. He apologized to offended Russians. Rusev came out and beat Show with the flag. Show got up and Rusev left the ring. Show took off his jacket and shirt to a cheap pop...
3. The Uso Brothers beat Heath Slater and Titus O'Neil (w/Hornswoggle). The Bunny squashed Hornswoggle, and the Uso Brothers squashed Slater Gator. The Bunny celebrated in the ring and the crowd loved it...
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Post by gl83 on Sept 30, 2014 21:19:47 GMT -5
Please tell me they aren't doing something with Paige and JBL
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2014 21:21:52 GMT -5
More detailed Sheamus hit Sandow with a chair afterward Big Show came out in a suit and spoke about possibly going too far when he pulled down the Russian flag. He spoke about actually liking most Russians and having American pride. He reflected on how angry he would be if someone pulled down the American flag. He apologized to offended Russians. Rusev came out and beat Show with the flag. Show got up and Rusev left the ring. Show took off his jacket and shirt to a cheap pop...3. The Uso Brothers beat Heath Slater and Titus O'Neil (w/Hornswoggle). The Bunny squashed Hornswoggle, and the Uso Brothers squashed Slater Gator. The Bunny celebrated in the ring and the crowd loved it... Big Show the Stripper is over!
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Post by CH Punk on Sept 30, 2014 21:23:19 GMT -5
* Big Show comes out in a suit to apologize for yanking down the Russian flag on RAW. He's interrupted by Rusev and Lana. They hype the match for RAW. Rusev attacked Show with the flag and left the ring before Show could get up and get him back.
* The Usos defeated Titus O'Neil and Heath Slater. The Bunny made an appearance and took out Hornswoggle, who was dressed as the Gator. The Usos and The Bunny celebrate after the match.
* Cesaro defeated R-Truth. Truth cut a promo before the match and got the Milwaukee city name right this time.
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Sept 30, 2014 21:24:35 GMT -5
More detailed Sheamus hit Sandow with a chair afterward Big Show came out in a suit and spoke about possibly going too far when he pulled down the Russian flag. He spoke about actually liking most Russians and having American pride. He reflected on how angry he would be if someone pulled down the American flag. He apologized to offended Russians. Rusev came out and beat Show with the flag. Show got up and Rusev left the ring. Show took off his jacket and shirt to a cheap pop...3. The Uso Brothers beat Heath Slater and Titus O'Neil (w/Hornswoggle). The Bunny squashed Hornswoggle, and the Uso Brothers squashed Slater Gator. The Bunny celebrated in the ring and the crowd loved it... Big Show the Stripper is over! LL Big S
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Post by Some Guy on Sept 30, 2014 21:24:36 GMT -5
* Cesaro defeated R-Truth. Truth cut a promo before the match and got the Milwaukee city name right this time. So we're still doing that joke, then. That's nice.
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Post by Hypnosis on Sept 30, 2014 21:27:37 GMT -5
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Post by Mayonnaise on Sept 30, 2014 21:31:21 GMT -5
Sigh. f*** you WWE. f*** you.
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Post by CH Punk on Sept 30, 2014 21:44:31 GMT -5
5. John Cena and Dean Ambrose defeated Randy Orton and Kane by DQ. Seth Rollins came down the ramp. Cena chased him and it ended up being a DQ win for Cena and Ambrose.
Sixth straight show to end in a DQ.
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Post by andrew8798 on Sept 30, 2014 21:45:03 GMT -5
5. John Cena and Dean Ambrose defeated Randy Orton and Kane by DQ. Seth Rollins came down the ramp. Cena chased him and it ended up being a DQ win for Cena and Ambrose.
No Point in Watching Smackdown
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Post by Mayonnaise on Sept 30, 2014 21:46:41 GMT -5
Might check out what Luke gets to do before his personal Cena sacrifice but wow this is bad.
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Post by andrew8798 on Sept 30, 2014 21:50:00 GMT -5
And people pay money to see this show
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