Bub (BLM)
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Oct 1, 2014 19:27:55 GMT -5
These guys have been on the main roster for a few years, and are currently one of the premier tag teams in the company. And yet, I just can't tell them apart. I try, lord do I try, but every time they wrestle I sit there and wonder how Michael Cole possibly knows that's Jimmy I'm looking at doing the Samoan Drop.
So my question for you guys is how the hell do any of you do it? What can I look for to tell these guys apart? They even seem to have the same tattoos!
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Post by Bucket Barnes on Oct 1, 2014 19:33:56 GMT -5
The easiest way to tell them apart is their face paint. Jimmy wears his on the right and Jey wears his on the left.
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Post by Hypnosis on Oct 1, 2014 19:35:41 GMT -5
Jey has full sleeve tattoos on both arms and Jimmy's facepaint is on the right side of his face.
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jagilki
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Post by jagilki on Oct 1, 2014 19:38:55 GMT -5
One of them got huge breast implants and dates John Cena, the other is flat and married to DB.
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Post by Starshine on Oct 1, 2014 19:40:55 GMT -5
It would be nice if we could distinguish them by their wrestling style, move set, or personality. But they're basically carbon copies of one another in that regard. IMO they're pretty dull.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Oct 1, 2014 19:43:27 GMT -5
Total Divas has helped me, even though Jimmy Uso goes by Jon/Jonathon on this show. Jimmy seems to have a bit more personality and Jey seems a bit more reserved. Also, Jey looks a bit thinner in the face.
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Post by Hypnosis on Oct 1, 2014 19:43:36 GMT -5
It would be nice if we could distinguish them by their wrestling style, move set, or personality. But they're basically carbon copies of one another in that regard. IMO they're pretty dull. Jimmy could switch to more power moves I guess. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2014 19:48:00 GMT -5
Are you sure that Michael Cole actually knows and isn't just saying who he THINKS it is?
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Post by Instant Classic on Oct 1, 2014 19:58:22 GMT -5
Same, Michael Cole makes it looks so easy.
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Post by lesleymoon on Oct 1, 2014 20:15:10 GMT -5
Michael Cole usually seems to be right when he IDs them, from what I've noticed
Like Crappler, Total Divas has helped me as well. Jimmy has the Faith tattoo on his left arm, Jey has the full sleeves. Also Jimmy's mouth looks bigger, somehow. Its hard to explain. Or his teeth are bigger or...something. Once you see it, you'll know what I'm talking about.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Oct 1, 2014 20:22:02 GMT -5
It was easier when Jey was the one with the chest tattoo, but then they both added way more ink and started wearing their t-shirt during matches and now I have no idea.
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Post by TheDieselTrain on Oct 1, 2014 20:24:47 GMT -5
I can only tell Jon apart because he has FATU tattooed on his right arm
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2014 20:34:17 GMT -5
Well, JR, Jeff has the rainbow coloured hair and goes for the flippier moves, and Matt has brunette hair and does more grounded offense and helps call the match.
But you'll keep calling them Christian at random intervals all the same.
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Oct 1, 2014 21:01:28 GMT -5
Well, JR, Jeff has the rainbow coloured hair and goes for the flippier moves, and Matt has brunette hair and does more grounded offense and helps call the match. But you'll keep calling them Christian at random intervals all the same. TWIST OF FATES AND IMPALERS FOR EVERYONE BAH GAWD! |
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Post by benstudd on Oct 1, 2014 21:17:10 GMT -5
Funny thing is, I don't want to know which is which either. Cause then that's all I'll think about when I watch their matches. lol They should make a greater effort to look and be different. Like one has the face paints, the other doesn't. One should be more the power guy. And they should get a different nickname.
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Post by Prince Petty on Oct 1, 2014 22:14:26 GMT -5
Does it really matter, as long as they're in a tag team and display no individual personalities? I like that they don't really have identities beyond 'Samoan brothers in a tag team'.
But if it does matter then, as already mentioned, Jim Ross feels your pain. He could never tell those two sets of twins, the Hardys and Edge & Christian, apart either.
Although, I do wonder if Vince has considered getting one of them to masquerade as Roman Reigns for a few weeks. It could work.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 2, 2014 1:02:02 GMT -5
They're easy to tell apart if you bother to care, the tattoos are different.
However, there's zero reason to care, so I don't know which is which either.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Oct 2, 2014 2:27:18 GMT -5
So, which one is the evil twin?
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Oct 2, 2014 3:07:11 GMT -5
One looks more like Rikishi the other looks more like The Rock
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Post by tms on Oct 2, 2014 6:56:45 GMT -5
One looks more like Rikishi the other looks more like The Rock But do they both "do it for da Rock"? |
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