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Post by prettynami on May 29, 2015 22:42:45 GMT -5
The guy killed by the monster in the cage could always get resurrected as some kind of zombie minion to mil or something hahah.
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Post by chrom on May 30, 2015 16:12:45 GMT -5
Say what you will about Vince, but I don't think he's ever had anyone killed as punishment for failing to beat Austin.
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on May 30, 2015 16:54:26 GMT -5
Say what you will about Vince, but I don't think he's ever had anyone killed as punishment for failing to beat Austin. It just took him a really long time to figure out his own punishment
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on May 30, 2015 22:25:19 GMT -5
Did he eat the Crew guy 0_o
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Post by chrom on May 30, 2015 22:58:03 GMT -5
Did he eat the Crew guy 0_o Either smashed his face in or bit it off.
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Post by Emmet Russell on May 31, 2015 1:51:25 GMT -5
I hope they hire Khali for this job as the brother of Dario. He's big enough and I believe he'd eat a gang members face should he be given the chance.
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Post by Bad Moon on May 31, 2015 6:14:26 GMT -5
I just realized something, or at least I think I did, maybe I'm wrong. Pinfall attempts and submissions in Lucha Underground only ever seem to work when they happen on the Aztec seal in the middle of the ring. Do you think that's intentional? Because I think that's really cool and subtle. Like as if the gods of the temple only allow victory when it happens in sacrifice to them.
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Post by Chainsaw on May 31, 2015 15:52:41 GMT -5
I just realized something, or at least I think I did, maybe I'm wrong. Pinfall attempts and submissions in Lucha Underground only ever seem to work when they happen on the Aztec seal in the middle of the ring. Do you think that's intentional? Because I think that's really cool and subtle. Like as if the gods of the temple only allow victory when it happens in sacrifice to them. It's probably unintentional, since the center of the ring is the best place to see the action and get that overhead crane shot if they need it. But it would be a nice touch either way.
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Post by MolotovMocktail on May 31, 2015 16:25:39 GMT -5
I hope they hire Khali for this job as the brother of Dario. He's big enough and I believe he'd eat a gang members face should he be given the chance. Khali as Lufthansa Cueto? We have an Indian portraying a Mexican (actually, didn't Vampiro say Cueto was from Spain in the first episode?) named after a German airline. And seriously, after this, if Bael is ever going to wrestle again, it will have to be under a mask, with absolutely no admission of who it is. Even then, they better pray he doesn't show up working for another promotion that LU might acknowledge exists.
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2015 23:14:45 GMT -5
Can someone give me a quick rundown? I want to start watching this.
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Post by chrom on Jun 1, 2015 14:41:05 GMT -5
Can someone give me a quick rundown? I want to start watching this. In short, Dario Cueto bought and signed the contracts of several AAA talent and others to compete and wrestle for him. Its open doors in the temple and there's no gender or sex issues as men can fight women and even Mini Wrestlers have appeared The Current Champion is Prince Puma who is mentored and managed by Konnan. Instead of regular tag belts, they have a Trios Championship which is held by Son of Havoc, Ivelisse, and Angelico. Alberto El Patron, The Current Mega AAA Champion has also appeared as well as previous WWE talent such as John Morrison (Johnny Mundo) and Ezekiel Jackson (Big Ryck). Also, in the coming weeks, Dario Cueto is having Seven Medallions fought and competed for the right to win as he claims that whoever holds all seven will be granted "immortality". One is currently held by Fenix whilst the other six are to be competed for. And also deep beneath the temple locked up is a monstrous being known as Matanza, who is Dario's brother.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2015 14:50:04 GMT -5
Can someone give me a quick rundown? I want to start watching this. In short, Dario Cueto bought and signed the contracts of several AAA talent and others to compete and wrestle for him. Its open doors in the temple and there's no gender or sex issues as men can fight women and even Mini Wrestlers have appeared The Current Champion is Prince Puma who is mentored and managed by Konnan. Instead of regular tag belts, they have a Trios Championship which is held by Son of Havoc, Ivelisse, and Angelico. Alberto El Patron, The Current Mega AAA Champion has also appeared as well as previous WWE talent such as John Morrison (Johnny Mundo) and Ezekiel Jackson (Big Ryck). Also, in the coming weeks, Dario Cueto is having Seven Medallions fought and competed for the right to win as he claims that whoever holds all seven will be granted "immortality". One is currently held by Fenix whilst the other six are to be competed for. And also deep beneath the temple locked up is a monstrous being known as Matanza, who is Dario's brother. Well that sounds f***ing awesome and new and fresh.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2015 15:43:04 GMT -5
In short, Dario Cueto bought and signed the contracts of several AAA talent and others to compete and wrestle for him. Its open doors in the temple and there's no gender or sex issues as men can fight women and even Mini Wrestlers have appeared The Current Champion is Prince Puma who is mentored and managed by Konnan. Instead of regular tag belts, they have a Trios Championship which is held by Son of Havoc, Ivelisse, and Angelico. Alberto El Patron, The Current Mega AAA Champion has also appeared as well as previous WWE talent such as John Morrison (Johnny Mundo) and Ezekiel Jackson (Big Ryck). Also, in the coming weeks, Dario Cueto is having Seven Medallions fought and competed for the right to win as he claims that whoever holds all seven will be granted "immortality". One is currently held by Fenix whilst the other six are to be competed for. And also deep beneath the temple locked up is a monstrous being known as Matanza, who is Dario's brother. Well that sounds f***ing awesome and new and fresh. It really is, it's so different from EVERY other promotion. I just watched it for the first time the other day there and I loved it, wish I watched the first episode rather than the latest.
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Post by Chainsaw on Jun 1, 2015 19:04:37 GMT -5
And also deep beneath the temple locked up is a monstrous being known as Matanza, who is Dario's brother. I just looked it up, and Matanza means "slaughter" in Spanish. Nice.
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Post by chrom on Jun 1, 2015 21:41:13 GMT -5
Matanza could be someone like Chessman. Chessman is one of the more darker and violent Luchadors in AAA.
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Post by MolotovMocktail on Jun 1, 2015 21:51:37 GMT -5
And also deep beneath the temple locked up is a monstrous being known as Matanza, who is Dario's brother. I just looked it up, and Matanza means "slaughter" in Spanish. Nice. When they first mentioned his name, I thought they said Lufthansa, which is a German airline. This makes more sense.
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Post by Andy Martin on Jun 2, 2015 1:00:34 GMT -5
A 30-mînute Hernandez match? May God help us all. Hey, El Rey's showing Kung Fury on tv! It's nice having a channel that mixes lucha libre, Miami Vice reruns, Godzilla flicks, Bruce Lee movies, and everything else pulled directly from my mind. Even without Lucha Underground, El Rey may be my favorite station. Needs more "Latin Lover"
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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2015 1:40:43 GMT -5
I love most of the in-ring action, but both Mil Muertes and this whole Dario "Matanza" business are quite stupid, in my opinion. I don't need murder in my wrestling.
The only thing worse is trying to pass Hernandez off as a big deal.
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Post by The Shareholder is nude on Jun 2, 2015 8:52:56 GMT -5
I love most of the in-ring action, but both Mil Muertes and this whole Dario "Matanza" business are quite stupid, in my opinion. I don't need murder in my wrestling. The only thing worse is trying to pass Hernandez off as a big deal. Remember this is NOT a wrestling show...this is a show ABOUT a wrestling promotion...big difference.
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