wildojinx
Wade Wilson
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Post by wildojinx on Oct 14, 2014 19:13:54 GMT -5
The Hurt Locker: About a sentient locker that's sick of all the abuse heaped upon him and his fellow lockers.
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Post by BorneAgain on Oct 14, 2014 19:17:07 GMT -5
The Devil Wears Prada: the prince of darkness through a series of comic misunderstandings discovers his fabulous side.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 14, 2014 19:18:43 GMT -5
Naked Lunch: FINALLY giving you what you want.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 14, 2014 19:33:12 GMT -5
Wayne's World: A man named Wayne controls the world.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Oct 14, 2014 19:39:15 GMT -5
the Amazing Spider Man; a Spider Man movie that is really, really good (i can hope, can't i?)
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Crappler El 0 M
Dalek
Never Forgets an Octagon
I'm a good R-Truth.
Posts: 58,479
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Oct 14, 2014 19:40:46 GMT -5
The Silence of the Lambs: A sadistic individual removes the vocal chords and tongues of lambs, leaving them incapable of producing sound.
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Krazee
Salacious Crumb
Posts: 71,547
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Post by Krazee on Oct 14, 2014 19:41:43 GMT -5
any movie that was naked *blank*
would have nudity left and right
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Talent Name
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
Posts: 62,595
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Post by Talent Name on Oct 14, 2014 19:53:04 GMT -5
Snatch would be about a woman's private parts
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Malcolm
Grimlock
Wanted something done about the color of his ring.
May contain ADHD
Posts: 13,488
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Post by Malcolm on Oct 14, 2014 20:03:00 GMT -5
Monster In Law
The story of Frankenstein's monster as a lawyer who takes other monsters' cases against the prejudice human public.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 14, 2014 20:03:34 GMT -5
The Devil Wears Prada: the prince of darkness through a series of comic misunderstandings discovers his fabulous side. I kind of want to see this movie now. Tremendous. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 14, 2014 20:09:15 GMT -5
Every time this thread comes up, I always say Honey, I Blew Up the Kid would definitely be a dark departure
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,553
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Oct 14, 2014 20:09:20 GMT -5
Disney's The Black Hole: the story of the financial disappointment that was John Carter of Mars
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
Posts: 29,086
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Post by Sephiroth on Oct 14, 2014 20:13:17 GMT -5
Frozen-would be the story of Han Solo between Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Oct 14, 2014 20:36:39 GMT -5
The Hunger Games: An epic eating contest which features many challenges
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Oct 14, 2014 21:21:35 GMT -5
Star Wars: A film about an all out conflict between all the constellations in the sky.
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Oct 14, 2014 21:32:46 GMT -5
Flash Gordon: A guy named Gordon wears nothing under his trench coat, and repeatedly shows his dong to people.
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
Posts: 121,375
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Post by Mozenrath on Oct 14, 2014 21:57:52 GMT -5
Ghostbusters: Guys who bust ghosts.
...f***.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 14, 2014 22:00:55 GMT -5
The Hunger Games: An epic eating contest which features many challenges Wouldn't it be who can go hungrier the longest before finally having the urge to eat? |
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Post by bibboid on Oct 14, 2014 23:07:25 GMT -5
The Longest Yard - a crabby millionaire who hates his neighbors buys up all their homes and knocks them down so he can plant grass.
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Here, have some chili dogs
Not related to Phantasmo
Posts: 15,962
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Oct 14, 2014 23:16:07 GMT -5
Boomerang: Eddie Murphy throwing boomerangs for an hour and a half.
The Constant Gardener: A man constantly gardening.
Men In Black: A two hour slide show of men wearing black.
Wolf of Wall street: A wolf becomes a stockbroker. And does a lot of drugs.
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