mizerable
Fry's dog Seymour
You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest.
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Post by mizerable on Oct 19, 2014 10:45:04 GMT -5
Now I just have this vision of Vince punching the Israeli Bounty Hunter in the throat while shouting "You're a bounty hunter? Well, in America, we call our bounty hunter's 'Dog.' So how about you bark for me. You BARK LIKE A DOG!" And then the Bounty Hunter does. Because Vince McMahon. Does he also force him to strip down, then pour a mop bucket on top of him.
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Post by Wolfman Rose on Oct 19, 2014 10:46:42 GMT -5
Vince is a crazy motherf***er. I have no doubt he would have tried to take on an MMA fighter.
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Post by Germansuplex on Oct 19, 2014 11:19:52 GMT -5
Vince's awesomeness aside, I would have loved if Jericho told Rourke "and please take no longer than two hours to make it to that f***ing ring!".
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Post by thegame415 on Oct 19, 2014 17:23:09 GMT -5
What's the story with Vince and snocones?
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Oct 19, 2014 18:49:37 GMT -5
What's the story with Vince and snocones? Apparently Vince frequently enjoys Snocones, and once during a meeting yelled in his Mr McMahon voice "I f***ING LOVE SNO-CONES!" Anyway, read another hilarious story earlier that's supposedly from Jericho's book, apparently Vince made a snide remark at Kofi, Jericho told him to go back and fight Vince, so he went back and asked him if he had a problem, with the two trading barbs back and forth. Then Vince, being Vince, shoots for the double leg on Kofi and they wrestled around a the plane for a bit, with Vince then getting up, laughing and being happy Kofi stood up for himself. And another time, Jericho said he'd charter a plane to Stanford to punch Vince after he called him stupid, so Vince said "I'LL GIVE YOU MY ADDRESS!" So yeah, Vince is insane.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Oct 19, 2014 19:17:18 GMT -5
What's the story with Vince and snocones? Apparently Vince frequently enjoys Snocones, and once during a meeting yelled in his Mr McMahon voice "I f***ING LOVE SNO-CONES!" Anyway, read another hilarious story earlier that's supposedly from Jericho's book, apparently Vince made a snide remark at Kofi, Jericho told him to go back and fight Vince, so he went back and asked him if he had a problem, with the two trading barbs back and forth. Then Vince, being Vince, shoots for the double leg on Kofi and they wrestled around a the plane for a bit, with Vince then getting up, laughing and being happy Kofi stood up for himself. And another time, Jericho said he'd charter a plane to Stanford to punch Vince after he called him stupid, so Vince said "I'LL GIVE YOU MY ADDRESS!" So yeah, Vince is insane. He's even more insane if he can't see the potential in a Vince vs. Speed Force feud.
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4TheGlory
Vegeta
The Fun One At Parties
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Post by 4TheGlory on Oct 19, 2014 19:26:16 GMT -5
What I got out of this and enjoyed the most is that Vince is protective of his guys and is willing to throw down to protect one of his own. Even if means his ass getting destroyed by a "midget" UFC fighter
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Blindkarevik
Grimlock
Rock... Paper... Straight-edge!
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Post by Blindkarevik on Oct 19, 2014 19:38:05 GMT -5
This is why Jericho's books are my favorite to read. He always tells great stories that are informative, interesting, hilarious, and at the end... just all in good fun.
He doesn't get wrapped up in the whole "I got screwed over here." "The company screwed up because they didn't go with me." and stuff like that.... he always comes off as a guy who was able to live his dreams, accomplish his goals, and looks back fondly on all those times.... even the tougher times, he still says "If I didn't experience this, the good times wouldn't have been so good."
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Chainsaw
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Oct 20, 2014 5:45:14 GMT -5
On the Sno-Cones thing...who doesn't enjoy Sno-Cones?
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Oct 20, 2014 9:19:11 GMT -5
On the Sno-Cones thing...who doesn't enjoy Sno-Cones? Maybe that's why Justin Roberts got fired? Cole was all "Hey, do you want a sno-cone?" and he said "f*** no, they're gross!", Vince got word of this and kicked him out. In fact, anyone who's ever been endeavoured has been for Sno-cone related reasons in my head now.
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Burst
El Dandy
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Post by Burst on Oct 20, 2014 9:26:31 GMT -5
I guess you could say they had... SNO chance in hell?
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Post by N E O G E O B O Y S on Oct 20, 2014 11:41:45 GMT -5
Don't know what's more funny, Mickey Rourke Ultimate Mark, or Vince Mcmahon Shoot Fighter, with Malenko and Finlay as his posse
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Albino Heat
Don Corleone
You're a nasty bastard, and your momma said so!!
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Post by Albino Heat on Oct 20, 2014 15:23:19 GMT -5
Is Jericho's new book more like the first one which was more or less a wrestling book or is it like the second one where he talks as much about Fozzy and music? I read through it this weekend and I'd put it at about 60% wrestling, 40% other. Seemed like it had more wrestling than 'Undisputed', but a little shorter overall.
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StuntGranny®
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Not Actually a Granny
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Post by StuntGranny® on Oct 20, 2014 15:28:12 GMT -5
I think Vince McMahon absolutely ruined wrestling in America, but I won't deny that he's extremely fascinating. It's hard to believe a lot of what he does is actually real.
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Oct 21, 2014 5:38:21 GMT -5
Vince is a crazy motherf***er. I have no doubt he would have tried to take on an MMA fighter. No doubt He would be crazy enough but if a fight between Rourke's entourage and the WWE guys had occurred I really do hope that someone would have enough common sense to tell Vince who Frank Sharmrock is or at least pull him away because if he was stupid enough try to fight him it would end in tears.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2014 5:41:09 GMT -5
Vince is a crazy motherf***er. I have no doubt he would have tried to take on an MMA fighter. No doubt He would be crazy enough but if a fight between Rourke's entourage and the WWE guys had occurred I really do hope that someone would have enough common sense to tell Vince who Frank Sharmrock is or at least pull him away because if he was stupid enough try to fight him it would end in tears. After a dislocated jaw, a kneecap resting in the thigh above, and a heel somehow twisted and forcibly attached to the ankle above, Vince would be smiling, laughing, and offering Frank Shamrock a guaranteed 10 year contract with a downside of over $10,000,000.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Oct 21, 2014 5:41:43 GMT -5
Vince is definitely the best fake tough guy ever. After the both quads thing, I don't think I'd call it fake. He's a nut. Also all the insane shit he's done in the ring. He's got to be tough, and a bit insane to do that stuff. I'd also imagine he's had training in wrestling, so he could take someone down. I wouldn't call him fake tough. Another reason I love Vince, you know he wouldn't ask a wrestler to do something he wouldn't do himself. Jericho's books seem to be a great source of information on Vince. I believe it was his second book that revealed there are two things in life that Vince loves more than anything else: babies and apes. He also revealed that Vince suggested Jericho and Triple H shoot webbing out of their hands and swing to the top of the Cell.
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