Malcolm
Grimlock
Wanted something done about the color of his ring.
Eternally Confused
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Post by Malcolm on Oct 19, 2014 17:15:33 GMT -5
*stand off that lasts for several minutes(or even months in some mangas) with some banter peppered in*
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ededdneddy
Hank Scorpio
ededdandembed
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Post by ededdneddy on Oct 19, 2014 17:32:16 GMT -5
And incredibly soft like pillows She may also become aroused and giggle during said situation while making a remark about how "ecchi/perverted" you are. Or she will unleash the power of 1000 fists and cave your face in while calling you a perv in the process
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Oct 19, 2014 20:09:27 GMT -5
One single freaking fight that lasts over ten episodes. Maybe even more.
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Post by General Adam on Oct 19, 2014 20:34:50 GMT -5
Hi there! I'm the totally oblivious male lead and I live in this house with five beautiful woman all of which come from outer space. Why outer space? Why not? Oh by the way, two of those women pretty much want to have sex with me.
But since I'm so oblivious there advances towards me either confuse me or scare me and when that happens I freak out and run away.
Why am I single?
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Here, have some chili dogs
Not related to Phantasmo
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Oct 19, 2014 22:33:47 GMT -5
I can't control this robot. But at the last moment where it is up to me to save the world I figure out the controls after I replay the last thing my dying father told me and I'll save us all.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Oct 19, 2014 22:57:17 GMT -5
My magical animal companion is super rare, one of a kind, one in ten million, never replicated, none like it in all the universe-oh wait, there's another one!
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hassanchop
Grimlock
Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on Oct 20, 2014 0:36:59 GMT -5
Crazy female characters misunderstanding
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ededdneddy
Hank Scorpio
ededdandembed
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Post by ededdneddy on Oct 20, 2014 0:44:46 GMT -5
Hi there! I'm the totally oblivious male lead and I live in this house with five beautiful woman all of which come from outer space. Why outer space? Why not? Oh by the way, two of those women pretty much want to have sex with me. But since I'm so oblivious there advances towards me either confuse me or scare me and when that happens I freak out and run away. Or you decide to go crazy over a girl thats 100 times out of your league while a really cute girl really does like you but you don't notice because your a big dope
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Post by Macho Pichu on Oct 20, 2014 1:19:51 GMT -5
Opponent too big to take on by yourself? Use a giant robot. Opponent bigger than your giant robot? Get an even bigger robot!
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Post by General Adam on Oct 20, 2014 1:27:13 GMT -5
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Oct 20, 2014 8:01:14 GMT -5
"Once my sword comes out, you know you're boned"
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Oct 20, 2014 10:40:36 GMT -5
No matter in what corner of the universe we happen to be in everyone speaks fluent Japanese.
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Fundertaker
El Dandy
Hideo Kojima should direct every ending ever!
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Post by Fundertaker on Oct 20, 2014 10:48:56 GMT -5
No matter in what corner of the universe we happen to be in everyone speaks fluent Japanese. To be fair, that's not exclusively an anime thing. Heck, it's pretty cliché for most fiction( Mass Effect is stranger with that, though. Humanity has discovered the mass relays like 30 something years before the first game and the universal language is already English? Yeah...).
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Oct 20, 2014 11:00:26 GMT -5
I unleash my attack that will destroy this forum in 30 seconds... It will take 20 episodes before you try and actually counter act it. No matter in what corner of the universe we happen to be in everyone speaks fluent Japanese. To be fair, that's not exclusively an anime thing. Heck, it's pretty cliché for most fiction( Mass Effect is stranger with that, though. Humanity has discovered the mass relays like 30 something years before the first game and the universal language is already English? Yeah...). Like most sci-fi things you could chalk it up to universal translators... or something something Protean writing
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Oct 20, 2014 11:48:15 GMT -5
And don't forget how those breasts will be incredibly shiny And incredibly soft like pillows You mean real ones aren't?
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ededdneddy
Hank Scorpio
ededdandembed
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Post by ededdneddy on Oct 20, 2014 11:50:58 GMT -5
And incredibly soft like pillows You mean real ones aren't? Oh no they are just that in anime the are depicted as softer than soft
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Oct 20, 2014 11:53:11 GMT -5
You mean real ones aren't? Oh no they are just that in anime the are depicted as softer than soft Well true, I have never seen a pair of real ones, or fake ones for that matter, that have quite THAT level of movement...
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Post by The Mark of Mark on Oct 20, 2014 13:53:08 GMT -5
Gaijin stereotypes...
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tenshi
Patti Mayonnaise
Probably more memorable than a Charlotte title reign
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Post by tenshi on Oct 20, 2014 14:12:42 GMT -5
I'm in a robot fighting a monster, destroying most of the city in the process but nobody is hurt and damage expenses aren't even mentioned.
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2014 14:37:02 GMT -5
I unleash my attack that will destroy this forum in 30 seconds... It will take 20 episodes before you try and actually counter act it. To be fair, that's not exclusively an anime thing. Heck, it's pretty cliché for most fiction( Mass Effect is stranger with that, though. Humanity has discovered the mass relays like 30 something years before the first game and the universal language is already English? Yeah...). Like most sci-fi things you could chalk it up to universal translators... or something something Protean writing They sometimes say it's translators, but that doesn't explain why human idioms appear so frequently and why other characters (especially Tali) use words and phrases that are explicitly stated to be in another language. It also doesn't explain why the Elcor are monotone (they can come up with translations for accents for everyone, even non-Citadel races like the Vorcha, and not for the Elcor?). Also, lip synching kind of throws this one out the window. Oddly, they give another explanation, that the different characters actually are speaking in a universal trade language, which makes far more sense and seems to fit. In ME, English is the stand-in for that trade language. In a lot of Japanese media, Japanese is the suitable stand-in there. ... You think you're strong? Watch this, as I turn into my MONSTROUS TRUE FORM! *turns from a human into a bloated, cancerous monster* ...you think my Monstrous True Form was bad? Behold! My strongest form! FINAL PERFECTION DESTINY EMBLEM~! *turns into a handsome, glowing guy with a cape*
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