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Post by Deleted on Oct 19, 2014 15:43:59 GMT -5
Just gone done re-watching my season 3 set. Post your favs.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Member is Online
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Post by Sephiroth on Oct 19, 2014 15:51:03 GMT -5
"Hello? Mr. Marbles???"
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Post by The Mark of Mark on Oct 19, 2014 15:56:18 GMT -5
GET OUT!
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Oct 19, 2014 15:57:10 GMT -5
What is this salty discharge?
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Oct 19, 2014 16:10:14 GMT -5
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 19, 2014 16:12:53 GMT -5
Kramer: Oh...yeah. I got my new plates. But they mixed them up. Somebody
got mine and I got their *vanity* plates.
George: What do they say?
Kramer: Assman.
Jerry: Assman?
Kramer: Yeah. Assman, Jerry. I'm Cosmo Kramer, the Assman!
Jerry: Who would order a license plate that says "Assman"?
George: Maybe they're Wilt Chamberlain's.
Jerry: It doesn't have to be someone who gets a lot of women. It could be
just some guy with a big ass.
Then later:
[Kramer is driving Estelle home]
Kramer: I just can't get over how fantastic you look.
Estelle: Oh, really?
Kramer: Oh, yeah. This takes twenty years off.
Estelle: And it was all done by laser. I don't even need bandages.
[As a car passes Kramer, someone yells out, "Yo, Assman! Look at the
Assman!" Kramer waves].
Estelle: Did he say "Assman"?
Kramer: Oh, yeah.
Estelle: Oh my goodness.
[Another car passes: "Hey, the Assman's in town!"]
Kramer: You got that straight!
Estelle: Boy. I never dreamed it could make such a difference.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 19, 2014 16:23:10 GMT -5
You had sex with the cleaning lady? How'd you do that?
...Hennigans
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Oct 19, 2014 16:30:39 GMT -5
Why separate knob? WHY SEPERATE KNOB?!
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khali
Dennis Stamp
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Post by khali on Oct 19, 2014 17:12:00 GMT -5
What does a barometer do anyway? It's pronounced thermometer.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 19, 2014 17:14:18 GMT -5
George: I don't understand things were going so great. What happened? Something must have happened. Gwen: It's not you, it's me. George: You're giving me the "it's not you, it's me" routine? I invented "it's not you, it's me". Nobody tells me it's them not me, if it's anybody it's me. Gwen: All right, George, it's you. George: You're DAMN right it's me. Gwen: I was just trying to... George: I know what you were trying to do. Nobody does it better than me. Gwen: I'm sure you do it very well. George: Yes, well unfortunately you'll never get the chance to find out. [next scene] Jerry: But I thought things were going great. George: Yeah, so did I. Jerry: Did she say why? George: No. She tried to give me the "it's not you, it's me" routine. Jerry: But that's your routine. George: Yeah. Well apparently the word's out.
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Oct 19, 2014 17:36:26 GMT -5
Don't engineers build railroads?
They can.
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unc40
Dennis Stamp
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Post by unc40 on Oct 19, 2014 17:42:28 GMT -5
Was that wrong because I had no idea that sort of thing was frowned upon here.
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Goldenbane
Hank Scorpio
THE G.D. Goldenbane
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Post by Goldenbane on Oct 19, 2014 17:50:02 GMT -5
What's the deal with that? End thread.
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Oct 19, 2014 19:26:43 GMT -5
Jerry - Can you believe that guy, he says there are no places to rent in Tuscany. George - You going to Tuscany? Jerry - No. George - Then why do you care? Jerry - ...
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Oct 19, 2014 19:32:12 GMT -5
Believe it or not, George isn't at home Please leave a message at the beep I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home
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Injustice45
Fry's dog Seymour
Consider me the Athena/Yoshimitsu of Avatars and Signatures.
Posts: 21,450
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Post by Injustice45 on Oct 19, 2014 20:08:47 GMT -5
"I WAS IN THE POOL!"
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Oct 19, 2014 21:21:43 GMT -5
"You better move these cars"
"Who are you?"
"Never mind who I am. I know who I am...do you know who you are?"
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Oct 19, 2014 21:31:58 GMT -5
"Hello Newman"
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Injustice45
Fry's dog Seymour
Consider me the Athena/Yoshimitsu of Avatars and Signatures.
Posts: 21,450
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Post by Injustice45 on Oct 19, 2014 21:40:01 GMT -5
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Post by enraged emu on Oct 19, 2014 22:08:11 GMT -5
you know, I'm the one responsible for those crop circles in England.
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