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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Oct 23, 2014 16:24:23 GMT -5
With Halloween coming soon, FAN studios should try and get a good horror movie under its belt to celebrate. Maybe we can all have it out by next Halloween, but it is time to strike while the pumpkin is fresh and fleshy. Here's my suggestion, Five Nights At Cornfeddy'sMain protagonist gets a new promising job at the colorful local eating and entertainment establishment, "Cornfeddy's." A newly opened wrestling and pop culture themed eatery, something like Planet Hollywood or the Nitro Grill. Seems like a fun, happening place, until nighttime. The doors close, the guests leave and our unsuspecting security guard is left to discover the horrifying truth that all the animatronic characters prowl the establishment and look for fresh victims to kill. Characters include, Cornfeddy(a anthropomorphic pig in a suit), a non specific wrestler with a basketball for a head, a generic luchador wearing a sombrero, a giant platypus, a child friendly version of Cthulhu, and a signing goldfish. Rated R
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Oct 23, 2014 16:36:52 GMT -5
Which one am I?
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,548
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Oct 23, 2014 17:45:59 GMT -5
The wise old timer that provides the back story that nobody believes. 50/50 chance of survival. my turn, who am I?
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
Posts: 28,830
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Post by Sephiroth on Oct 23, 2014 17:52:48 GMT -5
The wise old timer that provides the back story that nobody believes. 50/50 chance of survival. my turn, who am I? Stub ron authority figure who refuses to believe in the monster/killer. Chance of death 75%.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Oct 23, 2014 17:53:26 GMT -5
They said it would never happen. But we should have been ready.
All we have to do is make it to the next morning. Unless we destroy ourselves first...
"THE NIGHT ADAM ROSE PINNED LESNAR" (May contain graphic violence, strong language, and possible triggers from images of Dean Ambrose wearing only briefs. Coming this winter.)
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Oct 24, 2014 1:35:17 GMT -5
How about ponies? We can put some deranged ponies in there too. Perhaps an angry blue bear.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Oct 24, 2014 3:27:38 GMT -5
They said it would never happen. But we should have been ready.
All we have to do is make it to the next morning. Unless we destroy ourselves first...
"THE NIGHT ADAM ROSE PINNED LESNAR" (May contain graphic violence, strong language, and possible triggers from images of Dean Ambrose wearing only briefs Coming this winter.) ALL OF MY MONEY!!!!
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Post by The Zombie Mod The on Oct 24, 2014 3:40:34 GMT -5
This is just an excuse to "accidentally" hit me in the head isn't it?
If it is the jokes on you because I had my brain removed and stored in a secure, secret place being looked after top level people.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Oct 24, 2014 4:51:18 GMT -5
This is just an excuse to "accidentally" hit me in the head isn't it? If it is the jokes on you because I had my brain removed and stored in a secure, secret place being looked after top level people. I paid those top level people top level cash and now I have your brain
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Oct 24, 2014 9:13:43 GMT -5
This is just an excuse to "accidentally" hit me in the head isn't it? If it is the jokes on you because I had my brain removed and stored in a secure, secret place being looked after top level people. I paid those top level people top level cash and now I have your brain And why is your brain green?
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Post by Kash Flagg on Oct 24, 2014 9:28:42 GMT -5
The one who gets a girlfriend and immediately dies right after.
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Here, have some chili dogs
Not related to Phantasmo
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Oct 24, 2014 10:41:11 GMT -5
I, like a few others in this forum, Look forward to dying in the first 10 minutes of the film.
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Oct 24, 2014 11:24:37 GMT -5
Eh, let's just get a camcorder and film @supersweetbotch for two hours. That footage will be more then enough to terrify anybody.
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Chuck Conry
Dennis Stamp
zombies DON'T Run
Posts: 3,716
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Post by Chuck Conry on Oct 24, 2014 11:37:05 GMT -5
But I already made a horror movie!
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