Reflecto
Hank Scorpio
The Sorceress' Knight
Posts: 6,847
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Post by Reflecto on Oct 25, 2014 16:30:14 GMT -5
Kevin James is a bike courier in Paris who ends up winning the Tour de France after every actual competitor in the event tests positive for doping, and now he has to train to defend his title next year (Adam Sandler plays the bicycle).
Screw Oscars or skill, you never go broke pandering to the lowest common denominator.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,548
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Oct 25, 2014 17:20:30 GMT -5
"Screw Oscars or skill, you never go broke pandering to the lowest common denominator." Michael Bay
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mcd
Don Corleone
Posts: 1,283
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Post by mcd on Oct 25, 2014 17:40:24 GMT -5
American Folklore: Every States myths have a basis in creepy reality and a team hunts them down location by location.
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Crappler El 0 M
Dalek
Never Forgets an Octagon
I'm a good R-Truth.
Posts: 58,479
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Oct 25, 2014 17:47:11 GMT -5
A bunch of mutant ducks band together and attack a family of bearded rednecks who made their fortunes f***ing with ducks.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,548
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Oct 25, 2014 18:30:21 GMT -5
Remember that insane Patton Oswalt Star Wars idea from Parks &Recreation, that.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,548
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Oct 25, 2014 20:38:18 GMT -5
a GOOD (and i can't stress that point enough) Mario Brothers movie.
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the2ndevil
Grimlock
Super Seducer Survivor
Where Is Your Santa, Now?
Posts: 13,629
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Post by the2ndevil on Oct 25, 2014 20:47:39 GMT -5
A slice of life story about a man in his mid-late 20s, whose entire circle of friends from college are superheroes, with "superhero" serving as a metaphor for having a successful job and career.
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2014 20:48:45 GMT -5
One of the footballs at the Super Bowl has had a nuclear device inserted into it and if it hits the ground annihilation will be broadcast worldwide, watch as a Counter terrorism agent with an abnormally large ass and boobs investigates.
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Post by turkeysandwich on Oct 25, 2014 21:11:34 GMT -5
I'll be honest this is an idea friend has been pitching to me for years:
Christopher Walken (in full over the top Christopher Walken mode) in a bio-pic of Andrew Jackson.
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2014 21:43:11 GMT -5
When a alliance of terrorists overtake the United States, Teddy Roosevelt, Thomas Jefferson, Abe Lincoln, and George Washington rise from the grave for revenge in "Mount Crushmore" in theaters on July 4th.
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pegasuswarrior
El Dandy
Three Time FAN Idol Champion
@PulpPictionary
Posts: 8,748
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Post by pegasuswarrior on Oct 26, 2014 0:10:50 GMT -5
Children of Men, except the stars are Milo and Otis.
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the2ndevil
Grimlock
Super Seducer Survivor
Where Is Your Santa, Now?
Posts: 13,629
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Post by the2ndevil on Oct 26, 2014 1:32:17 GMT -5
When a alliance of terrorists overtake the United States, Teddy Roosevelt, Thomas Jefferson, Abe Lincoln, and George Washington rise from the grave for revenge in "Mount Crushmore" in theaters on July 4th. I would totally see that
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
Posts: 8,423
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Post by The Sam on Oct 26, 2014 1:35:23 GMT -5
A kaiju film from a dogs point of view.
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Post by HisRoyalGreeness on Oct 26, 2014 1:46:46 GMT -5
Screw the Oscars, I'm for money: The Legend of Zelda directed by Peter Jackson. Oh my god I have been saying this. A Legend of Zelda movie directed by Peter Jackson would be the god damn tits.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,548
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Oct 26, 2014 1:48:21 GMT -5
Hulk Hogan is tied to a machine that if he lies will kill him as he tells his whole life story.
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