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Post by dreamer75 on Oct 28, 2014 21:44:09 GMT -5
Rock calling Goldberg giggle panties and whisker biscuit always kind of threw me. That is, until I looked up what a whisker biscuit is. A whisker biscuit is a vagina with 2 days worth of stubble. still my favorite rock insult calling him a "whisker biscuit bald headed b****h" still makes me smile thinking it
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Oct 29, 2014 4:52:39 GMT -5
IMO, The Rock's insults consisted of a lot more misses than hits. I mean, you have all the classics "IT DOESN'T MATTER", "KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH", but for every one of them there's about 3 "Kung Pow Bitch" & "Whisker Biscuit"
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Post by Madagascar Fred on Oct 29, 2014 5:18:26 GMT -5
yeah Rock's stuff hasn't aged well at all...pretty much just "lowest common denominator" jokes for your regular idiot hick
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Oct 29, 2014 5:20:31 GMT -5
Lamer insult than that?
How about basically everything he's ever said? I love the Rock but he says the worst shit ever and gets a pop just by being over.
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Post by mizerable on Oct 29, 2014 9:08:13 GMT -5
Whisker biscuit is hilarious..
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Post by Essential1 on Oct 29, 2014 18:01:14 GMT -5
Shelton Benjamin: "You can go smurf yourselves"
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Post by Prince Petty on Oct 29, 2014 18:22:51 GMT -5
Lamer insult than that? How about basically everything he's ever said? I love the Rock but he says the worst shit ever and gets a pop just by being over. I'm pretty sure that The Rock has set little challenges to himself, to get crowds to chant the lamest things he can think of. He points it out himself, when he flat out says, 'in three seconds, this crowd will chant ______' I reckon the crowd mostly knows it's lame, but they just love chanting along with The Rock. They always did, even when he was a heel and it annoyed him. Hell, that was the start of his original face turn, the fact that crowds latched on to 'If ya smell what The Rock is cookin'' and liked to chant it with him. But if you want truly lame insults, look no further than Bret Hart. Now there's a man who doesn't know how to put together a good insult. Telling Steve Austin that his "stones are cold", calling Diesel a "big dummy" or whatever it was. But that always made me like Bret even more, because he just came across as awkward and relatable, in promos.
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Post by unc40 on Oct 29, 2014 18:26:13 GMT -5
Lamer insult than that? How about basically everything he's ever said? I love the Rock but he says the worst shit ever and gets a pop just by being over. The whole Cena vs Rock buildup to Wrestlemania was full of lame, childish insults. They may have well just had a belching contest.
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Post by Hypnosis on Oct 29, 2014 18:27:06 GMT -5
But if you want truly lame insults, look no further than Bret Hart. Now there's a man who doesn't know how to put together a good insult. Telling Steve Austin that his "stones are cold", calling Diesel a "big dummy" or whatever it was. But that always made me like Bret even more, because he just came across as awkward and relatable, in promos. "Burger King! Burger King!"
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Post by dreidemy on Oct 29, 2014 18:34:32 GMT -5
Cookie Puss
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Post by gr1990 on Oct 29, 2014 19:29:20 GMT -5
'Skirt Tiffany,' anyone?
Also for sheer awkwardness of having to express it verbally, Austin's 'if you put an 's' in front of Hitman, you get what I think of Bret Hart' is particularly cringeworthy.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Oct 29, 2014 20:04:21 GMT -5
Smelly Kelly as well. But then again I'm pretty sure Laycool were supposed to be idiots. (The characters not the Women themselves obviously)
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Post by thegame415 on Oct 30, 2014 3:29:10 GMT -5
I still think sad sack ass fruit booty is the worst insult ever.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2014 3:40:12 GMT -5
The Rock easily wins the award for incredibly over/funny but nonsensical and ridiculously foolish insults.
I'd add in Chris Jericho from 1997 - 2003 as a second for how damned irritating pop-culture in-jokes, Kirk Angel, Chris Benoyt, and most of his promos were. Hugely over but annoying to a younger me.
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Oct 30, 2014 20:35:10 GMT -5
Lamer insult than that? How about basically everything he's ever said? I love the Rock but he says the worst shit ever and gets a pop just by being over. I'm pretty sure that The Rock has set little challenges to himself, to get crowds to chant the lamest things he can think of. He points it out himself, when he flat out says, 'in three seconds, this crowd will chant ______' I reckon the crowd mostly knows it's lame, but they just love chanting along with The Rock. They always did, even when he was a heel and it annoyed him. Hell, that was the start of his original face turn, the fact that crowds latched on to 'If ya smell what The Rock is cookin'' and liked to chant it with him. But if you want truly lame insults, look no further than Bret Hart. Now there's a man who doesn't know how to put together a good insult. Telling Steve Austin that his "stones are cold", calling Diesel a "big dummy" or whatever it was. But that always made me like Bret even more, because he just came across as awkward and relatable, in promos. Bret was good at stating the obvious and using it as an insult. Calling Nash a big dummy, for example. Or calling Luger a horse face. It's true, but not very effective as an insult.
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Post by Malcolm on Oct 30, 2014 22:06:58 GMT -5
"You have a vagina"
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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2014 22:56:42 GMT -5
For a recent example:
"He's part gorilla, part Samoan, and part rhinoceros!" -Seth Rollins
And remember, this is one of the company's top heels...
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2014 1:00:13 GMT -5
Honestly most of the Rocks schtick is dated and lame. Its held up by nostalgia and Johnsons charisma.
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Post by Speedy Cerviche on Oct 31, 2014 5:03:47 GMT -5
Like 90% of the appeal of a Rock promo was him saying the silliest shit with absolute conviction. He was fantastic at it.
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Post by Mid-Carder on Oct 31, 2014 5:45:06 GMT -5
Always thought that was an interesting one from self-professed feminist and defender of women CM Punk, using "vagina" as an insult.
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